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Three word stories:

"Me? Deluded? Ha!"

beat it, or beat it

>> No.4746000
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4746000

'You're from there?'

>> No.4746010

Ignominiously, OP deleted.

>> No.4746012

Check my ones

>> No.4746018

For sale: baby

>> No.4746020

Never held hand

>> No.4746029

Check my dubs.

>> No.4746037

Please come back.

>> No.4746048

too cold2 hold

>> No.4746055

Romeo and Juliet

>> No.4746056
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4746056

>>4746010
Not so, faggot

>> No.4746074

bong that dong

>> No.4747336

that feel when

>> No.4747348

>>4746056
you're a faggot XD

>> No.4747380

Her boyfriend knew.

>> No.4747394

and but so

>> No.4747397

"Honey, I'm-Steve?!"

>> No.4747406

Falling, he smirked.

>> No.4747409

Instead, drank tea.

>> No.4747484

fuck this noise.

>> No.4747488

double eights bitches

>> No.4747497
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4747497

>>4746018

>> No.4747507
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4747507

>>4747488
Glorious!

>> No.4747534

Great bait mate

>> No.4747576

Stabbed his eye

>> No.4747684

Thought about her.

>> No.4747707

great:
>>4745992
>>4747406

good:
>>4746018
>>4746020
>>4747394
>>4747484
>>4747488
>>4747684

>> No.4747713

>>4746018
Salacious baby sale

>> No.4747720

Quicksand water polo

>> No.4747731

This kills /lit/

>> No.4747734

>>4745992
"You can talk!?"

>> No.4747739

>>4747731
He said, unironically

>> No.4747745

>>4747739
He stomped off

>> No.4747754

*tips his fedora"

>> No.4747764

My wiener's HUGE!

>> No.4747781

He was raw.

>> No.4747833

>>4747781
from anal devastation

>> No.4747846

>>4747833
Observe these digits.

>> No.4747858

Micropenis meltdown imminent.

>> No.4747865

Can't think. Shitpost!

>> No.4747873

It hurts. Barely.

>> No.4747879
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4747879

left 4chan yesterday

>> No.4747903

>>4747879
I love this one.

>> No.4747912

Semen. From where?

>> No.4747926

baby. mine. fuck.

>> No.4747927

Big guy 4u

>> No.4747930

>>4747926
epical

>> No.4747933

Scratch my plans.

>> No.4747935

Years flew by.

>> No.4747938

Food and drink.

>> No.4747942

Well of Babylon

>> No.4747944

Ching chong chao.

>> No.4747953
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4747953

>>4747944

>> No.4747960

>>4747879
Only good one in the thread.

>> No.4747974

>>4747873
penis was removed

>> No.4747988

weekend. twelve hookers.

>> No.4748038

I was beautiful.

>> No.4748064

I ponder, floating.

>> No.4748191
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4748191

>>4748064
>>4747935
>>4747933
>>4747873
>>4747684
>>4747576
>>4747484
>>4747406
>>4746037
>>4746020
>>4746000
Back to school, kids

>> No.4748193

>>4748064
I took dump

>> No.4748226

Because of who?

>> No.4748231

fuck fight die

>> No.4748247

Drunk, all day

>> No.4748253

>>4746018
Best one
>>4745992
Ring. Still boxed.

>> No.4748264

>>4745992


have gun, travels

>> No.4748267

I am God?

>> No.4748268
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4748268

Release the hounds.

>> No.4748293

semen, still warm...

>> No.4748301

>>4748293
>being this gay

>> No.4748302
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4748302

>>4748293
Comatose redhead, hnnggg

>> No.4748317

>>4748293
love it

>> No.4748320

>>4748293
seamen, still warm...

>> No.4748587
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4748587

Oh God.... BEEEEES!!!!

>> No.4748595

Suddenly a train

>> No.4748606

found some heroin

>> No.4748643

>>4748587
Nick plz go

>> No.4748652

Oof, gotta shit.

>> No.4748662
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4748662

Decay is good.

>> No.4748666

>>4748662
>implying wouldn't fuck

>> No.4748673

The ass fat.

>> No.4748687
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4748687

Moms loved it.

>> No.4748709

this is cheating

A STRANGE GAME
THE ONLY WAY
TO WIN IS
NOT TO PLAY

also a misquote

>> No.4748744

>>4748673

you could park

>> No.4748768
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4748768

>>4746018

>> No.4748809

Pain--anus. Cried.

>> No.4748815

Lesbian forgave God.

>> No.4748836

Alright alright alright

>> No.4748850

"Yes," she said.

>> No.4748862
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4748862

All is One.

>> No.4748873

Nice try, shitlord

>> No.4748887
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4748887

Glove doesn't fit.

>> No.4748976

>>4746018
good take on Hemingway's(I think?) "6 word sentence that can make you cry"

For Sale : Baby shoes, never worn.

>> No.4748985

Me and Adelaide

>> No.4749078

Everyone's someone.

>> No.4749097

>>4745992
I miss mom.

>> No.4749143

Please stop squirming.

>> No.4749163

One shot. Missed

>> No.4749164

You funeral-farted?

>> No.4749177

It's not yours.

>> No.4749229

I was ill...

>> No.4749243
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4749243

Everything is Okra

>> No.4749282
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4749282

>>4746018

>> No.4749299

I was phone.

>> No.4749304
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4749304

shit me pants

>> No.4749313

>>4748976
>that's the joke
>.jpeg

>> No.4749320

pain mouth water

>> No.4749337

>>4749320
pain vagina cock

>> No.4749366

shaking naked breasts

>> No.4749367

Beer became warm.

>> No.4749384

Semen in nursery.

>> No.4749394

>>4749320
>>4749337
>>4749384
See, men? Feminism.

>> No.4749398

>>4749384
Sequel: Blood in nursery.

>> No.4749400

Fire, ashes, grief.

>> No.4749401
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4749401

>>4749394
Too clever anon.

>> No.4749407

>>4745992
Time didnt exist.

>> No.4749408

>>4749337
r u a boy?? :)

>> No.4749433

>>4749398
Baby in trunk.

>> No.4749467

>>4749408
Bend, I show

>> No.4749487

>>4749433
Baby got back

>> No.4749501

Open the Door

>> No.4749503

>>4749501
Get on the floor

>> No.4749513

What an ass!

>> No.4749554

>>4745992

S/he died lying.

>> No.4749571

>>4749513
would sleep with

>> No.4749581

PYGMIES FUCKED HIM

>> No.4749582

>>4749571
Would love it.

>> No.4749586

check. these. dubs.

>> No.4749587

>>4749586
Check THESE dubs!

>> No.4749588

>>4749487
No

>> No.4749589

/lit/ got worse

>> No.4749592

>>4749587
i guess not...

>> No.4749597

Tunnel in basement

>> No.4749607

Where's Wayne? Oh.

>> No.4749608

I'm a skeleton.

>> No.4749617

Dick or die

>> No.4749621

>>4748976
you must be the newest faggot here

>> No.4750651

It doesn't, fit.

>> No.4750699

Desperate, release needed.

>> No.4750700

What the FUCK!?

>> No.4750713
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4750713

Never had gf

>> No.4750778
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4750778

My soul: nonexistent

>> No.4750821

Through dick, unity.

>> No.4750831

>>4748191
That's four words

>> No.4750850

DOWN GOES FRAZIER

>> No.4751533

Privilege: checked. Utopia!

>> No.4751553

beginning, middle, end

>> No.4751550
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4751550

>baby; lube - check!

>> No.4751573

>>4746018
winner

>> No.4751617

Yeezus doesn't exist.

>> No.4751634

Gravity's Infinite Wake :DDD

>> No.4751639

baby: no shoes

>> No.4751649

baby sells shoes

>> No.4751683

Shoe eats baby

>> No.4751694

dead unheard genius

>> No.4751698

Longing fulfilled, desillusion.

>> No.4751700

Is it in?

>> No.4751710

>>4747488
The numbers repeat!

>> No.4751836

hereditary benign AIDS

>> No.4751839

Masturbated already, now?

>> No.4751859

Hitchens kills God.

>> No.4751874
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4751874

Intelligence, enlightenment, euphoria

>> No.4751877
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4751877

>>4751874
euphoric deist laughs.

>> No.4751892

Condom was expired.

>> No.4751902

>>4745992
>>4746018
>>4747879
Only legit stories in this thread

Rest are meaningful sentences

>> No.4751909

Killed. Sodomized. Came.

>> No.4751912
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4751912

>>4751874
God's blessing, euphoria

>> No.4752303

>I!
>Why?
[die]

>> No.4752316

check these dubs

>> No.4752937

baby raped me?

>> No.4752990

she was pregnant

>> No.4753048

Bitches be crazy.

>> No.4753151

We loved, briefly.

>> No.4753169

>>4745992
Simply; the end

>> No.4753175

birthday VHS, sold

>> No.4753213

the baby died

>> No.4753224

Cried. Buried. Dad.

>> No.4753226

>>4745992
rape justified patricide

>> No.4753235

loving every laugh

>> No.4753238

She didn't smile

>> No.4753388

Waiting for time.

>> No.4753423

>>4753151
We loved, barely.

>>4753238
She smiled sometimes.

>>4753388
Waited too long.

>> No.4753428

Inched toward freedom.

>> No.4753432

>>4753423
I'm sorry, Anon.

>> No.4753435

>>4745992
Tis' a faggot

>> No.4753443

>>4747879
Unwanted, I returned

>> No.4753447

>>4747930
Love this word.

>> No.4753461

>>4753435

It's actually "'tis".

>> No.4753478

>>4753423
rip in peace

>> No.4753490

>>4745992
Walked back home

>> No.4753491

Cried, still nothing.
Prayed, still nothing.
Suddenly, god appeared.

>> No.4753496

Distending in orifice

>> No.4753510

>>4745992
Tomorrow I died

>> No.4753515

>>4753491
tl;dr

>> No.4753517

Experiencing sanctified mourning.

I was forced into using indefinite nouns to skip the definite articles – interesting results.

>> No.4753529

>>4753515

It's 3 different stories.

>> No.4753536

>>4753529
Where's that indicated?

>> No.4753537

>>4745992
Finally, Jezus came.

>> No.4753540

lil wayne giggled

>> No.4753586

>>4745992
shitting myself again

>> No.4753711

check my doubles

>> No.4753856

>>4745992
Race war now!

>> No.4753893

>>4753856

There's always one.

>> No.4753909

>>4745992

I wish I hadn't met you.

>> No.4753929

>>4753711
What is this guy's privilege on a scale of /b/ to /lit/?

>> No.4753954

>>4753929
you mean on scale from /b/ to [s4s] :^)

I check my privilege every morning before I pee
Do you?

>> No.4754186

A sad VHS tape:

F̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶S̶t̶e̶p̶s̶ Catwoman.

>> No.4754210

Pull the lever?

>> No.4754218

>>4754210
One or three?

>> No.4754222

No mom stop

>> No.4754261
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4754261

>>4753909
What do you mean? you dislike this thread?

>> No.4754268
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4754268

Real.
Ass.
Nigga.

>> No.4754273

>>4747974
No big deal.

>> No.4754301
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4754301

>>4745992

That is all?

>> No.4754428

>>4753515
>>4753529
More like a trilogy. And epical I must say

>> No.4754500

Uncovered traditional lies.

>> No.4754525

Help wanted: suicide

>> No.4754527

"Please love me."

>> No.4754552
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4754552

>>4745992
>baby raised mama
>clock struck thirteen
>one left—BANG
>human? not anymore
>do it. WAIT—
and the classic
>came, saw, conquered

pic related

>> No.4754559

Give up.

>> No.4754572

>>4745992
Is this real

>> No.4754581

Your waifu: nonexistent

>> No.4754761

>>4745992
False expectations subverted.

>> No.4755000
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4755000

Not today, Megatron!

>> No.4755017

born lived died

>> No.4755030

It gets worse.

>> No.4755031
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4755031

Born! Lived! Died!

>> No.4755035

>>4745992
Dick Vagina Sex

>> No.4755044
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4755044

TIME FOR FUCK!

>> No.4755117
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4755117

>>4745992
Time to fuck.

>> No.4755141
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4755141

>>4755017
should be
>was born, lived, died
or
>birth, life, death

>> No.4755163
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4755163

It didn't matter.

>> No.4755172

Please. Rape me.

>> No.4755183

>>4748666
satanic check

>> No.4755203

>>4754525
That was funny, sad, and clever.

You've won the Internet.

>> No.4755207

Until then: walking.

>> No.4755216

>>4747406
Not sure why but I really like yours. I can almost imagine an entire narrative behind it, those words being the last of the novel.

>> No.4755217

No doubles, deceived.

>> No.4755227

I fucked up.

>> No.4755283

no more food

>> No.4755290

she bent erection

>> No.4755296

>>4745992
I trip alone

>> No.4755361
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4755361

>>4754552
>baby raised mama
>came, saw, conquered
good. rest are shit

here's one for you though:
>tripfaggot: "hello? HELLO?!"

>> No.4755418

Thermodynamic equilibrium achieved.

>> No.4755421

Humanity: left behind.

>> No.4755427

Death sighed mournfully.

>> No.4755430

>>4755427
You fucking threw in an adverb into a three word story. Wow anon

>> No.4755455

ITT: shitposting and people actually trying to sound deep

>> No.4755462

>>4755455
That's more than three words, anon.

>> No.4755634

Eat my shorts.

>> No.4755639

Hitler was right.

>> No.4755641

accidentally the baby

>> No.4755642

>>4755639
Nietzsche was wrong.

>> No.4755653

*fart* *moan* *punch*

>> No.4755656

>>4755642

I
"God is dead"

II

"No, Nietzsche is."

III

Stolen from Hegel.


It's a trilogy.

>> No.4755659

>>4755653
Hi James Joyce.

>> No.4755664

I tried avoiding.

>> No.4755667

I farted loudly.

>> No.4755668

Revealed her penis

>> No.4755669

>>4755668
I sucked it.

>> No.4755672

It got worse.

>> No.4755675

>>4755669
http://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA

Jesus Fucking Christ.

>> No.4755678

gold chain snatched

>> No.4755682

No more stories.

>> No.4755683

lol wAIT FUCK

>> No.4755686

Birth, confusion, death.

>> No.4755687

no no o

>> No.4755688

>>4755430
Hahahahahahaha

>> No.4755692

>>4755686
so deep XD

>> No.4755693

Recursive function, execute.

>> No.4755703

A Fourth Reich.

>> No.4755707

>>4755692
Yeah, well, your mother was saying words to that effect when I took her spelunking. She had a really nice time.

>> No.4755720

>>4755707
simply epik :^)

>> No.4755747

>>4755692

It's always amusing when lumpens feel threatened by what they mistakenly perceive as attempted 'depth'.

>> No.4755751

>>4755747
its always amusing when neckbeards feel threatened by comments on a chinese cartoon forum

>> No.4755760

>>4755751

See? Never fails.

>> No.4755766

>>4755760
autism

>> No.4755769
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4755769

Holy shit I feel terrible about creating this thread

what a trainwreck

>> No.4755772

>>4755769
what did you expect you autist its 4chan and you asked for a 3 word story

it was always going to be a combination of shitposters and tryhards

>> No.4755784

Demon?! Fuck that!

>> No.4755862

almost auto sage

>> No.4756015

Descending towards Dystopia

>> No.4756108

>>4756015
Ascending to dystopia

>> No.4756600
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4756600

Time to die.

>> No.4757172

"One more story."

>> No.4758833

A life unlived.

>> No.4758838

Of wishes? Dust.

>> No.4758858

And then...nothing.

>> No.4758920

no new posts

>> No.4759053

longing for more

>> No.4759068

>>4759053
be satisfied, whore

>> No.4760380

so it goes

>> No.4760404

>>4760380
Fuck off back to reddit

>> No.4760434

Literature boards regrettably

>> No.4760440

I poop from ..!

>> No.4760458

Started with Greeks

>> No.4760497

No literature here.

>> No.4760504
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4760504

>>4760404
>2014
>still using back2redit maymay
>not knowing le epic so it goes meme

>> No.4760581

>>4760504
May may I?

>> No.4760611
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4760611

>>4746018

>> No.4760614

Underachieving self-thought-geniuses circlejerking.

>> No.4760714

>>4745992
No discernible talent

>> No.4760985
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>>4746012
brilliant

>> No.4761272
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4761272

live fast die