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4748494 No.4748494 [Reply] [Original]

Who would win in a fight of all the "great" writers of the 20th century, /lit/?

>> No.4748503

Ruggles <3

>> No.4748506

Joyce, obviously.

>> No.4748516
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4748516

Is there any doubt?

>> No.4748531

>>4748506
"Deal with him, Hemingway! Deal with him!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbMOhRL6wsA&list=FLZXBchMehVjJG33uKjcY-LQ&index=2

>> No.4748545

>>4748531
I thought we were talking about a literary fight. Also, Joyce was a superb footballer in his youth.

>> No.4748546

Mayakovsky

>> No.4748582

God, duh

>> No.4748593

>>4748545
he was a faggot

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>>4748545
Not as good Albert Motherfucking Camus

>> No.4748645

>>4748637
He writes like Vonnegut and his ideas are that of a disgruntled child that never matured into adulthood.

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>>4748637
Yes, the stranger was the best book Ive ever read. Such a simple story with a larger much more ominous idea permeating its core.

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>>4748494
Who you calling paedo faggot?

>> No.4749634

I suppose Tao Lin

>> No.4749789
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4749789

I know she did some fucked up shit to get out of Hungary.

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Andrei Platonov, without a shadow of a doubt

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>>4748494
A fair fight? fisticuffs or pistols at ten paces?
>>4748516
Those are for show, anon, not work.
>>4748582
He hasn't written a damn thing in thousands of years. You'd think his publishers were dead.
>>4749789
Oooo. Like what?

>> No.4749983

>>4749632
>that limp, right wrist

>> No.4750018

>>4748531
first of all: source? this is some crusty 1950s chap, totally hearsay. second, Hem probably got off on that ego rub. third, who gets riled up enough to start a fight with a guy that looks like james joyce?

>> No.4750703

>>4749961
Not the other anon, but there are hints of stuffs from her work 'The Notebook' http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/aug/12/agota-kristof-the-notebook-slavoj-zizek

>> No.4750717

I would say Wittgenstein. Our chap was hot as a poker. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wittgenstein%27s_Poker

>> No.4750760

>>4748494

Tolkein.

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4750800

Presumably, Thompson would show up with a Thompson, and start dropping worthless hacks left and right.

Well, OK, maybe he'd just show up, wave his submachine gun around a bit, then spray mace to the face of everyone not hiding. Then he'd light a few things on fire, and split.

It'd be more of a moral victory.

If that.

>> No.4752213

not commenting on his writing by any means but Tom Clancy in his prime could have thrown down pretty hard

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On a serious note, how did James Joyce go from this stout young fellow to the sinister looking weed we all know and love?

>> No.4752254

>>4752245
did james joyce blaze

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>>4752254

>> No.4752336

>>4750800
Thompson would probably respect the ones who didn't hide though.

>> No.4752352

Hemingway.

>> No.4752354

>>4752288
did he blaze though

>> No.4752361

>>4752352
Hemingway would bring a gun to the fight like a cheap bastard but just turn it on himself and suicide like a coward.

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>>4748546
/thread

>> No.4752399

>>4752361
Hemingway would only bring a gun if the gun's aim was a true as a gun ought to be and also if the battle had been won before it had even begun

>> No.4753054

>>4752382

they look like a rag tag group of ruski x-men hiding in plain public