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473721 No.473721 [Reply] [Original]

So what team are you guys on?

I am totally team Jacob because Edward is a creepy stalker who abuses Bella. Jacob is such a great guy, and so much better looking. Who wants to date a scrawny pale guy who beats on you?

Post your opinions!

>> No.473728
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473728

Team Blade.
Fuck yea.

>> No.473732

>>473728
Twilight haters are ridiculous. You're just jealous because Stephanie was published and your shitty memoirs about college life living on ramen isn't getting picked up.

I mean, things get published for a reason! If she wasn't a good writer, she wouldn't have been published to begin with.

>> No.473738

Team Belmont

>> No.473740
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Don't mind me, I'm just the superior version of the teen angst "forbidden love" story.

>> No.473743

>>473732
I'd suggest that someone who wasn't trolling and actually liked the books would know how to spell her name, but I think I'd probably be wrong.

>> No.473737
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>>473732
Oh no, you didn't just pull "ur just jeluz" on me.

Why am I even posting in a twilight thread.

>> No.473745

Team Edward. Indians should have all been killed years ago. Clearly they haven't cried enough on the Trail of Tears if they are still trying to steal our women.

>> No.473749

>>473743
It's a Twilight fan...

>> No.473754

>>473745
>implying Edward is not a jew

>> No.473755

>>473740
Pfft. Never heard of it so it can't be any good.

Why do you think schools teach famous novels? Books become famous because they're good. One day high schoolers will be reading Twilight.

>> No.473760
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473760

Team Angel

>> No.473766

>>473754
He DOES have a nice house and car.... Hm, I'm team Alice.

>> No.473771

>>473766
You want Bella/Alice?

Ew! Bella is straight.

>> No.473772

>>473771
Fuck you, it's my fanfiction.

>> No.473777

>>473721
I'm on the Team Tau'ri, filthy Wraith scum will be purged.

>> No.473776
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473776

Team SUPAMAN.

>> No.473778

dose abs

>> No.473782

>>473772
>fuck you, it's my fanfiction
I feel that should be made into a macro... an original /lit/ meme of some sort.

>> No.473785

But Jacob's a black skinned lamanite rapist. He never stood a chance against master race Edward.

>> No.473787

>>473785
I lolled too hard.

>> No.473792

>>473755

I can see it now. "Class, this year's reading list will consist of carefully selected books from such astounding writers as Thomas Mann, Virginia Woolf, and Stephanie Meyers."

>> No.473800

>>473792
What a great day that will be.

>> No.473805

>>473785
Edward looks like has leprosy in the movie, and he's wearing lipstick! The other vampire men didn't have nasty skin like that.

Jacob, on the other hand, is tall, dark and handsome...and doesn't creepily watch Bella sleep and night or randomly throw her across a room.

I mean, he's clearly better.

>> No.473815

>>473805
>randomly throw her across a room.
I'm liking this Edward guy more and more

>> No.473809

Twilight is a series about the conflict between bestiality and necrophilia.

>> No.473808

>>473805
He has no penis though.

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>>473792
>Virginia Woolf and Stephanie Meyer in the same sentence

>> No.473816

>>473809
you make it sound interesting

>> No.473819

>>473805
Jacob date rapes Bella in Eclipse. That, and the entire werewolf tribe are wild, ferocious, plundering, robbing, and murdering people.

>> No.473822

So it's pedophile vs pedophile, huh?

>> No.473826

>>473822
yep

>> No.473830
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>>473819
Don't lie to make the books seem cool.

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473838

>>473721

>> No.473845

>>473809
I went into this thread to say this. Damn

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>> No.473889

>>473819
No he doesn't! All he does is kiss her!

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>> No.473911

srslyuguys.jpg

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>>473911

>> No.473927

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjR3vlNiSO0

>> No.473936
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473936

>read twilight
>like it
>im a guy

>> No.473951

>>473936
no you are not

>> No.473959

>>473936

You may be a guy, but you will never be a man

>> No.473962

>>473959
TRUE MAN FIGHTS FOR HIS BELIEFS AND HIS HOBBIES, REGARDLESS OF PEER PRESSURE

>> No.473963

The problem with the Jacob v Edward nonsense is: if you've been paying any attention at all, you already know Jacob has zero chance.

>> No.473966

>>473962
so a true man can disregard your statement as a peer pressure

>> No.473967

If OP isn't a troll, I'll probably hemorrhage all over my keyboard.

>> No.475466

>>473721
Was this really the cover? OMG.