Authors you'd fuck.

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Authors you'd fuck. Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:20:20 2014 No.4718438 [DELETED]

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>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:25:20 2014 No.4718461 ur mum

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:25:20 2014 No.4718463 he's ugly

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:29:19 2014 No.4718481 File: 7 KB, 195x259, download (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718438 you already know op

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:41:55 2014 No.4718532 File: 547 KB, 3072x2048, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718463 He was better looking and manlier than Ernest Hemingway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:43:55 2014 No.4718535 >>4718532 hemmingway was an ugly fatass so that's not saying much

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:43:55 2014 No.4718537 >>4718532 I think George Orwell is a handsome lil guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:46:55 2014 No.4718544 File: 17 KB, 262x320, 554544554.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:48:55 2014 No.4718547 File: 48 KB, 300x275, フスバンド・メルヴィル.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:49:55 2014 No.4718555 >>4718544 I'd wait for his Godot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:49:55 2014 No.4718558 I want /lgbt/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 15:53:12 2014 No.4718578 >>4718558 I want /vp/ to leave.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:02:12 2014 No.4718620 File: 151 KB, 564x564, 555554444.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718547 also, pic related

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:04:12 2014 No.4718629 >>4718544 Jesus Christ what was going on in his head?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:05:12 2014 No.4718632 >>4718620 Camus<3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:07:13 2014 No.4718641 File: 22 KB, 273x429, 7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:08:12 2014 No.4718643 File: 9 KB, 220x266, katanneporter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There aren't many pictures of her, especially before her hair turned white, but even as an old woman she's pretty good looking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:21:12 2014 No.4718683 File: 55 KB, 217x274, flannery-oconnor3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you don't have to tell me what happened last night. but you do have to eat this god damn that still makes me laugh

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:24:12 2014 No.4718699 File: 57 KB, 402x402, Sylvia-Plath-9442550-1-402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aw lil Sylvia.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:28:31 2014 No.4718716 File: 36 KB, 526x669, Schopenhauer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] please don't judge me

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:29:31 2014 No.4718720 >>4718699 >implying she wouldn't resent you and write bad poetry about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:30:31 2014 No.4718726 Ayn Rand. Of course it would have to be rape.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:32:31 2014 No.4718736 File: 61 KB, 402x402, Ayn-Rand-9451526-1-402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718726

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:36:31 2014 No.4718753 File: 1.41 MB, 1924x2628, friedrich-schiller.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >You will never be Schiller's Goethe I-it hurts so much

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:41:31 2014 No.4718762 File: 191 KB, 433x723, Youngtolstoy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >No mention of Tolstoy He was beyond handsome in his prime.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:43:49 2014 No.4718775 File: 348 KB, 1617x1686, 34544344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does she count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:43:49 2014 No.4718777 None. Writers are unattractive because only ostracized ugly people who have enough time to themselves can become good writers. If any of them were attractive they'd be too busy living life and being happy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:46:47 2014 No.4718788 >>4718720 only if you were a manlet

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:47:47 2014 No.4718794 >>4718775 no

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:48:47 2014 No.4718797 >>4718775 She's one of the best writers in television, though there's not much to choose from in that department. Doesn't count here, though

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:55:48 2014 No.4718815 >>4718720 >implying i wouldn't enjoy reading her good poetry on how bad i was

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 16:55:48 2014 No.4718819 >>4718777 B-b-buutttt >>4718683

>>	Feminister !!F9QVQ82MjmE Sun Mar 30 16:56:48 2014 No.4718821 Kafka

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:03:47 2014 No.4718856 File: 656 KB, 1511x2131, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718438 >>4718544 >>4718620 >>4718641 >>4718643 >>4718762 Hm...time to fap. Also, I long to feel this guy's beard against me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:04:47 2014 No.4718863 >>4718558 Hm...there are a lot of boards crossing lately. Bunch of /soc/ invade /hm/ today too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:06:47 2014 No.4718871 >>4718863 HOW IS THIS BOARD CROSSING.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:07:48 2014 No.4718875 >>4718863 Well, at least it saw some damn activity. Sometimes it feels threads last for months on that board.

Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:09:47 2014 No.4718887
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>>4718532
He's the only writer I would consider fucking. Late-Hemingway was hot as fuck.

Kerouac is also attractive but if I saw him walking down the street I wouldn't necessarily say "DAMN!"

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:10:47 2014 No.4718888 >>4718871 This is pure porn anon. >>4718875 But...but there is less porn. Every other thread is basically, rate my dick, my face, my body...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:15:47 2014 No.4718907 >>4718888 ...girlfriend, ex-girlfriend, music/book/movie taste

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:17:47 2014 No.4718915 Kerouac/Cassady

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:21:47 2014 No.4718925 File: 49 KB, 620x465, gore-vidal-haz-cat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My pussy agrees as yours would too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:21:47 2014 No.4718926 File: 220 KB, 402x402, rousseau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:35:47 2014 No.4718974 Byron, Brooke, Agee, Chabon, Kerouac, Hughes, Mishima

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:36:47 2014 No.4718977 >>4718926 Le spanking fetish man.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:39:47 2014 No.4718993 File: 7 KB, 170x200, ms.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:46:52 2014 No.4719014 >>4718993 I'd like to make a union of our egos. N-No homo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 17:51:52 2014 No.4719033 File: 12 KB, 200x254, 200px-Anne_Frank[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:05:53 2014 No.4719088 >>4719033 You can't say you wouldn't fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:11:52 2014 No.4719109 File: 680 KB, 642x1406, Zerzan_is_not_amused.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Everybody in Tiqqun. Also this guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:16:52 2014 No.4719129 File: 23 KB, 178x266, 428923.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jonah Lehrer

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:16:52 2014 No.4719134 File: 92 KB, 380x400, rd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:51:17 2014 No.4719258 >>4719088 I don't fuck Jews. I don't fuck anything for that matter

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:56:17 2014 No.4719285 >>4719258 She was Jewish??????

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 18:59:16 2014 No.4719302 >>4719258 Helen Keller wasn't Jewish, you idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:02:16 2014 No.4719313 >>4719302 vat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:25:18 2014 No.4719362 File: 163 KB, 978x496, 1373436201074.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4719033 Jeff Mangum please go

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 19:26:18 2014 No.4719364 >>4718821 how about you go fuck yourself, instead?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:01:37 2014 No.4719680 File: 85 KB, 682x472, 27_death-kurt-cobain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My fav picture of kurt<3

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:21:37 2014 No.4719749 Does Sasha grey count?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:22:37 2014 No.4719760 File: 35 KB, 300x500, rimbaud.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	OP Sun Mar 30 21:31:37 2014 No.4719798 >>4719760 those dark eyes...

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:32:38 2014 No.4719804 File: 40 KB, 455x353, nin3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 21:32:38 2014 No.4719806 >>4719798 >I will rape your soul

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:31:37 2014 No.4720307 >>4719362 I want you to know I fucking loved this joke.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:41:38 2014 No.4720346 >>4718887 Kind of looks like Will Arnett.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:42:37 2014 No.4720352 >>4720346 Definitely a young Will Arnett.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:46:37 2014 No.4720364 >>4719804 who's this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:46:37 2014 No.4720365 >>4719806 He would most certainly do.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:49:37 2014 No.4720375 >>4720364 Anaïs Nin. 1. This isn't even the best picture of her. 2. She writes erotica novels.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:54:37 2014 No.4720387 >>4720375 that literally looks exactly like my mother; i don't know whetjer to be amazed or creeped out

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 30 23:56:37 2014 No.4720396 >>4720387 Can.. can I see your mother?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:09:37 2014 No.4720425 File: 163 KB, 640x480, DSC02234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4720396 this is the only photo i could find >10 year old me on the right

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:12:37 2014 No.4720436 >>4720425 Hm..the eyes sort of look like hers.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:13:37 2014 No.4720442 >>4720425 your mom's fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 00:22:37 2014 No.4720470 >>4720442 I knew some desperate faggot would say that. She looks like a cleaning woman.

>>	Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Mon Mar 31 01:08:37 2014 No.4720555 >>4720470 There are some old farts on this board, ya know? Respect to the old farts

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 01:17:37 2014 No.4720577 File: 35 KB, 480x640, Oh Sasha.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:49:53 2014 No.4720997 >>4718532 which is Orwell? the man holding the puppy has an entirely different nose...not at all Orwellian

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 04:57:53 2014 No.4721008 >>4720425 Nice face dickhead

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:07:54 2014 No.4721029 File: 41 KB, 500x660, OPE_2012_Franz_Kafka.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 05:15:53 2014 No.4721037 File: 810 KB, 986x1382, Hesse_21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 09:11:33 2014 No.4721308 >>4721037 is dis sum blackface?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:07:58 2014 No.4721471 >>4718683 She's the only girl on here so far that's really cute and writes really well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:14:45 2014 No.4721489 File: 357 KB, 903x1218, nadar-baudelaire-1855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:17:45 2014 No.4721497 File: 12 KB, 220x289, 220px-Delmore_Schwartz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:19:45 2014 No.4721504 File: 38 KB, 350x454, lispector-082009.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 11:44:45 2014 No.4721568 File: 28 KB, 640x449, Jacques+Derrida+says+Viola[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Goddammit, Lispector and Nin were gorgeous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:51:45 2014 No.4721729 File: 9 KB, 315x357, arton559-df728.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:54:45 2014 No.4721741 File: 153 KB, 1171x1600, VirginiaWoolf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 12:59:39 2014 No.4721757 File: 1.29 MB, 2200x3037, 1396285197442.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 13:02:39 2014 No.4721766 >>4720470 cleaning women can be fine

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 13:10:39 2014 No.4721792 File: 77 KB, 402x402, Antonin-Artaud-9189906-1-402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4721729 Good taste

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 13:19:39 2014 No.4721814 File: 104 KB, 681x1024, stephenie-meyer2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4721741 That would be my choice, but she looks too much like my sister.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 15:40:25 2014 No.4722139 >>4720997 it's gotta be the guy on the right who's laughing

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 16:07:57 2014 No.4722190 >>4721814 Can.. can we see your sister?

AnelCrist !m9jxTLhLcw Mon Mar 31 16:16:57 2014 No.4722228
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>>4718481
Good taste. My gaijin ass would probably not be good enough for his katana, but still.
>>4718736
I'd rage-rape her if she didn't look so much like a gargoyle.
>>4719033
Heh noice. Now go to sleep, Jeff Mangum.
>>4721504
Fuck, she look like an even-hotter version of Scarlett Johanson.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:18:40 2014 No.4722660 File: 44 KB, 490x700, kierke.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw you will never be Kierkegaard's Regine Olsen

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:30:40 2014 No.4722733 File: 299 KB, 1280x988, 1393476889904.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4722228 >I'd rage-rape her if she didn't look so much like a gargoyle. LOL epic post bro so much haet machine ownage lol fuck yes ur awesum

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:37:39 2014 No.4722764 File: 21 KB, 210x286, auteur_1377.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718544 I agree He is so ugly it turns full circle and becomes sexy >>4718620 Yes, yes, yes

>>	IMPERATOR BERTRANNVS ARTORIVS (...) !nl4OKiRPjQ Mon Mar 31 18:45:40 2014 No.4722790 >>4719033 I thought I was on /lit/, not /mu/. Have I been mislead?

>>	IMPERATOR BERTRANNVS ARTORIVS (...) !nl4OKiRPjQ Mon Mar 31 18:48:39 2014 No.4722807 >>4721008 I couldn't tell you why this made me laugh, but it did. Thanks m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 18:52:39 2014 No.4722824 >>4722790 >>4722807 something tells me samefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 19:01:06 2014 No.4722855 File: 14 KB, 220x270, 1396306914626.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4722824

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 21:41:11 2014 No.4723451 >>4722790 Does.. does that even make sense??

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 31 23:22:09 2014 No.4723840 >>4722660 that fucking feel anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 10:55:54 2014 No.4725393 That feel when you'll never be as handsome or talented as any of these authors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 11:21:55 2014 No.4725469 File: 78 KB, 450x457, barbara-cartland.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] /lit/, how could you miss sweet, sweet Barbara?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 12:12:47 2014 No.4725575 File: 70 KB, 300x422, jozsef-attila.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 12:14:47 2014 No.4725578 File: 103 KB, 459x700, tumblr_lnj82d2m0C1qkgs51o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 12:16:47 2014 No.4725582 File: 16 KB, 266x302, robert_walser_01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 12:19:47 2014 No.4725588 File: 57 KB, 473x599, 473px-Ezra_Pound_2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:21:20 2014 No.4726399 File: 5 KB, 173x292, hemingway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4718532 >better looking than hemingway lolwut

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:25:19 2014 No.4726404 >>4726399 that's not particularly good looking. damn the standards for male authors are low as fuck judging from this thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:25:19 2014 No.4726409 I wonder how many of you would still fuck them if you knew about their depression, alcoholism, etc...

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 16:31:19 2014 No.4726424 File: 6 KB, 216x233, roy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:36:42 2014 No.4726648 File: 59 KB, 560x375, 20100730_jenniferegan_560x375.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >why yes, anon, you can read what I'm working on, but you have to do something for me first

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:56:43 2014 No.4726731 >>4726648 >tfw girls aren't perverted or horny enough to extort sexual favours in real life >tfw women are sexually boring

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:57:43 2014 No.4726732 >>4726731 are you a virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 17:58:43 2014 No.4726735 Am I the only one who would definitely fuck JK Rowling? She's so hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:01:43 2014 No.4726751 File: 538 KB, 1280x1947, j-k-rowling.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>4726735 >her reply

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:04:42 2014 No.4726767 >>4726735 good storyteller to boot at least she was until the last two books of HP

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:06:42 2014 No.4726779 >>4726735 Nope. Get in line bitch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:07:42 2014 No.4726783 >>4726767 Yeah if I was still 15 and interested in Harry Potter I'd fuck her brains out.

Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:07:42 2014 No.4726787

>>4726735
You're not the only one, brother.

I would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with rosie odonnell's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of her panties after they had been donated to a thrift store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:09:42 2014 No.4726797 >>4726751 The sad this is I really do feel like she'd love me if we met. I'm only 20 though so the age difference might make it hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:10:44 2014 No.4726811 >>4726797 >I really feel like she'd love me Lmao groupies are so stupid

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:12:44 2014 No.4726819 >>4726797 >The sad this is I really do feel like she'd love me if we met that's what all good authors are able to do

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:14:43 2014 No.4726827 >>4726819 >every good author most authors hate everyone and everything

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 18:15:42 2014 No.4726835 >>4726827 no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 20:26:44 2014 No.4727407 >>4726404 Are you autistic? This would be considered very attractive.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 20:50:01 2014 No.4727519 >>4727407 Are you artistic?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 1 21:29:57 2014 No.4727681 >>4727407 Are you a straight man? You have shit taste and your opinion is automatically into the trashed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 00:00:31 2014 No.4728181 >>4727681 Who is the best looking author in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 14:56:06 2014 No.4730038 File: 24 KB, 444x600, walter pach.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 2 15:26:08 2014 No.4730108 File: 155 KB, 1317x2008, rimbaud1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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