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4701803 No.4701803[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

what books have you actually masturbated to?

or in general, what's the most sexually erotic/charged book?

bonus points for including specific passages

the closest I've had was perhaps some of Anais Nin's short stories, where I feel a stirring in my loins:

"How do I look to him?" she asked herself. She got up and brought a long mirror towards the window. She stood it on the floor against a chair. Then she sat down in front of it on the rug and, facing it, slowly opened her legs. The sight was enchanting. The skin was flawless, the vulva, roseate and full. She thought it was like the gum plant leaf with its secret milk that the pressure of the finger could bring out, the odorous moisture that came like the moisture of the sea shells. So was Venus born of the sea with this little kernel of salty honey in her, which only caresses could bring out of the hidden recesses of her body.

Mathilde wondered if she could bring it out of its mysterious core ith her fingers she opened the two little lips of the vulva, and she began stroking it with catlike softness. Back and forth she stroked it as Martinez did with his more nervous dark fingers. She remembered his dark fingers on her skin, such a contrast to her skin, and the thickness of them seeming to promise to hurt the skin rather than arouse pleasure by their touch. How delicately he touched it, she thought, how he held the vulva between his fingers, as if he were touching velvet. She held it now as he did, in her forefinger and thumb. With the other free hand she continued the caresses. She felt the same dissolving feeling that she felt under Martinez's fingers. From somewhere a salty liquid was coming, covering the wings of her sex; between these it now shone.

Then Mathilde wanted to know how she looked when Martinez told her to turn over. She lay on her left side and exposed her ass to the mirror. She could see her sex now from another side. She moved as she moved for Martinez. She saw her own hand appear over the little hill formed by the ass, which she began to stroke. Her other hand went between her legs and showed in the mirror from behind. This hand stroked her sex back and forth. Then a forefinger was inserted and she began to rub against it. Now she was taken with the desire to be taken from both sides, and she inserted her other forefinger into the ass hole. Now when she moved forwards she felt her finger in the front, and when she lurched back she felt the other finger, as she sometimes felt Martinez and a friend when they both caressed her at once. The approach of the orgasm excited her, she went into convulsive gestures, as if to pull away the ultimate fruit from a branch, pulling, pulling at the branch to bring down everything into a wild orgasm, which came while she watched herself in the mirror, seeing the hands move, the honey shining, the whole sex and ass shining wet between the legs.

- Mathilde by Anais Nin

>> No.4701815

Some poems from early 20th century Germany.

>> No.4701835
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4701835

Erotic stories on asstr, mostly. I have pretty pleb taste when it comes to masturbation I guess :(

I'm also in the middle of writing a novel-length loli incest story, so I read a lot of others' work for...inspiration.

>> No.4702177

>>4701803
Yup Nin's erotica is prime fapping material. Also an Australian book called Innocents by Cathy Coote, which is essentially Lolita from the pov of the chick. I suppose some of the sexier parts of Adam Rapps novels, particularly The Children and the Wolves.

>> No.4702219

>>4702177
as someone who has always wanted to be lolita i will definitely be czeching this out

>> No.4702230

Anne Frank's diary

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4702249

I'm not trying to be edgy or anything, this really happened and I'm kind of ashamed to admit it.

I was reading the Bible and fapped when Lot's daughter's got him drunk and fucked him.

>> No.4702255

>>4702249
That, sir, is what I believe the young folks call...a win.

>> No.4702258

>>4701803
mishima's confesions of a mask
got me hard and then i beat my meat
>inb4 faggot

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>>4701803
Jerked it to the bit in Snow Crash where they're in the lifeboat, imagined Hiro being gang fucked by pirates

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4702268

I just decided to quit masturbating and this is the first thread I see.

>> No.4702282

>>4702268
Don't quit, just slow it down to a weekly activity. I went cold turkey and after 3 months I exploded. My load was also yellowish for some reason, disgusting.

>> No.4702284

>>4701803

Really nice bit of writing, but I loathe anybody who refers to a vagina as a "sex". It doesn't even make gramatical sense, and it's just bloody prudish middle class nonesense. There's a heap of more enchanting ways to name it than "a sex".

This just really bugs me.

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>>4702284
>Anais Nin
>prudish
>mfw

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>>4701835

>asstr

>> No.4702339

>>4702249

Whacked off to the Songs of Solomon once. We've got a special place in Hell together.

>> No.4702346

>>4702284
Vagina is such a horrible word, though. I don't see any literary value in it.

>> No.4702352

>>4702284
Replace all of the times she said "sex" with "vagina" and listen to how awful that word sounds.

>> No.4702362

>>4702346
>>4702352
Louis CK pls go

>> No.4702964

>>4702264
>not raven getting harpooned by YT's pussy needle

ho boy

>> No.4702967

>Fapping to books
ahahahahahahahah

>> No.4702990

>>4702964

The whole YT Raven sex scene was awkward as fuck, even before the pussy needle. I lost a lot of respect for YT after that scene.

>> No.4703005

>>4702990
Come on, what 14 year old girl doesn't secretly lust after hairy, unwashed, middle aged, sociopathic whaler cock?

>> No.4703013

>>4702362
Why the hell would I ever listen to or watch someone like Louis CK? You're probably a faggot for even drawing that conclusion.

>> No.4703014

>>4702967
Erotica is infinitely better than any porn video you'd watch starring a bunch of diseased sluts.

>> No.4703033

there's an oop book called The Plantation. it has a scene where the brother goes down on his sister. i was in 3rd grade when i read it. let the good times roll.

>>4701835
my favorite section is the kristen archives

>> No.4703050

I don't remember the name of the book. It might have been "The Bean Trees." Whatever it was, there was some chick in the book who seemed like kind of a ditz. She wore a tube top at one point and she ended up sunburn on her boobs or some shit.

This was at the very beginning of puberty when I finally discovered that touching my peepee produced the greatest sensation the fucking universe, so even the thought of cleavage would cause me to lose my shit and sneak away for some alone time. 14 years later and not much has changed, although it's harder now that I'm old and desensitized.

This is why I wish I wouldn't have to deal with so much sexual imagery everywhere. Everyone is always talking about boobs and fucking and video games now always have chicks with massive boobs and they're always half naked. Every book I read always seems to have a whole lot of people fucking all of the time. I can't deal with being this horny all of the time, I can't take it anymore.

>> No.4703072

>>4703005
lawl

>> No.4703094

I can't be the only one here to have jerked of to Story of the Eye, can I?

>> No.4703103

>>4703094
You actually CAN be the only one here to have jerked it to Story of the Eye.

>> No.4703177

>>4703014
I've watched lots of really weird porn, but fapping to a book? Just..... wow

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>>4703177
>people this pleb not only exist but post on /lit/

>> No.4703198

>>4703177
You're not fapping to a book, you're fapping to the images in your mind that the book helps produce. It'd be like saying, wtf who jerks off to the inside of their eyelids or who jerks off to their bathroom wall or who jerks off to a bunch of red blue and green dots.

>> No.4703200

>>4703177
do you even read?

>> No.4703203

>>4701803
I didn't fap, but someone please relate to me on getting hard while reading the Naked Lunch.

>> No.4703219

>>4703198
Why would you fap to a book when you can use your imagination instead?

>> No.4703226

>>4703219
not him but
some people's imaginations are more fucked up than mine, in the best possible way.

>> No.4703394

i actually exclusively j/o to erotic fiction and always have

>> No.4703405

I wonder if anyone's ever loved a book so much they've attempted to fuck it. Would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'bible basher'.

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4703421

his butler's story by eduard limonov, but it's only a short passage, dont expect more

>My cock felt so engorged with blood and so rigid that I thought its head was going to burst at the seams like an overripe banana. I had the delicious sense of having reached a limit, and when I roughly pulled her ass, well-fed on her mama's and papa's capitalist bread, toward me, moving it onto my prick, I felt that I'd gone as far as I could, that I'd reached one of life's limits, one of its most extreme manifestations — that warm, white flesh crammed onto me, embracing every inch of my prick. I fucked her and fucked her, never doubting I would come inside her, and would even have killed her probably, if that was the only way I could have reached orgasm. I needed to hurl my seed deep inside her slippery depths, deep inside her little pink folds, somewhere near her heart perhaps, but I also wanted to reach the state where I wouldn't be able to stand it anymore and my whole prick would almost break off inside her. I came inside her with such force that it seemed to me that despite the fact that that young whore had no doubt taken the world's best and most up-to-date birth-control pills, or whatever the very latest invention in that area was, my sperm would break through all the barriers and she would bear my child. A horse or a centaur perhaps, but definitely something hooved and proud.

>> No.4703444

When I was 11 I appreciated the sex between the protagonists in Anne Rice's The Witching Hour. I haven't been titillated by text since.

>> No.4703459

I can't remember the name of it but it was a detective story about a short bald middle aged detective looking for someone who is killing bullies. He fucks the pretty girl from highschool, and there's one part where he fists and gets pissed on by the nerdy chick he went to school with. I remember masturbating to that scene as a kid, can't remember the name of the book to find it though

>> No.4703467

Before I read all of American Psycho I used to pinch it from my parents bookshelf and masturbate to the sex scenes until they devolved into murder. They were actually pretty arousing for me as a 15 year old kid, and I would scan the whole book looking for the sex scenes. Never got off to the murder parts though, which is a good thing I guess.

>> No.4703471

>>4703394
I've been thinking for sometime that this would be a fantastic alternative to visual pornography. I think it would simultaneously provide the benefits of reading whilst reducing the negative effects of porn. Can you recommend any good erotic fiction?

>> No.4703474

>>4703471
It's heaps easier to find decent porn than it is to find decent erotic fiction. I tried for a while, but I ended up just reading the same stuff, and it lost it's lustre

>> No.4703490

>>4703474
Yeah, I can imagine that. Porn disturbs me I think. I miss the days of my youth where I could smack one out to the images in my head of the girls in my class with short skirts running around and laughing and all that nice stuff. Now I furiously jack off to shit that's so abstract in its ability to arouse me that I often concern myself with the direction of my sexuality.

>> No.4703554

>>4702249
Guilty.

>> No.4703557

>>4701803
I fapped to the Neuromancer sex scene, although it was pretty much one of the worse sex scenes I have ever read, borderline 'he put his piece in her, moved around a little, and cum, the end'.

What can I say, I have a serious fetish for cyborgs girls.

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4703584

I'm engaged in correspondance with a guy I might never meet in real life, and we send each other erotic poetry..

Here's an extract from my most recent letter :
http://pastebin.com/ijcebphc

Some of the imagery is influenced by contextual settings, - we share this fantasy of living on a farm, raising horses and self-sustaining.

Do you guys have confidents too ?

>> No.4703585

-Delta of Venus - Anais Nin
-The 120 Days of Sodom - Sade
-Earth's Children - Jean Auel (lol)

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>>4703584
Any helpful advice, construction critique from the erotic fictions reader will be appreciated!

>> No.4703633

>>4703584
R u a grill?

>> No.4703636
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>>4703633
Yes, I am. As unbelievable as it may seem, there are grills on 4chan, especially in /lit.
Weren't the descriptions of my body parts too clear ?

>rose petals
>rosebud
> funnel of love

>> No.4703640

>>4703636
You're poetry is terrible, so I immediately stopped reading it; hence, why I asked the question. Conversely, you sound like a bit of cunt with your condescending remark about the female presence on /lit/.

Are the girl that posts those vocaroos?

>> No.4703645

>>4703640
are you a girl

>> No.4703648

>>4703640
Thanks for your critical input.
I wish I could make out more of what you mean, since you're very sparse in your commentary.

I would like to point out the fact that assuming I am condescending, because I simply made a statement about female presence in 4chan being possible, though slightly improbable considering the demographics is a fallacious ad hominem argument which can perhaps be interpreted as sexist, or gender-biased.

Does the female voice in your head that reads text written by female have an obnoxious, condescending tone ?

Yeah, I'm guessing you have a distorted perception of the way I express myself, and assume I'm being a dominating cunt just because I'm making a statement about the visibility of my sex on this board.

I dream of the day I will be able to be express myself here, without having to justify myself for my words as being tainted with gender or sex.

I do not post vocaroos.

On this note, a good day to you, anon.

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>>4703648

I dream of the day when cunts like you stop excusing yourself from criticism by dismissing it as sexism.

>> No.4703680

>>4703673

You'd have to bring in a valid criticism that would exclude any illogical claims of correlation between sex/gender and irrational behavior before you see the day of it happening.

Meet one cunt a day, and it may be just bad luck.
Meet cunts all day, and you may be the cunt in the first place..

>> No.4703703

>>4703673
>>4703680

She has a point. There was no valid or constructive criticism of her work posted. Though, femanon, you really don't do yourself any favors by saying "as unbelievable as it may seem", implying that we're all boy-club manchildren with tunnel vision.

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>>4703703
Truth is, Anon, I wasn't implying in any way that the posters here are " boy-club manchildren with tunnel vision", rather that there was so few evidence of female presence, that it may seem mythical or improbable to believe in the existence of a female poster in the community.

I do take into consideration the fact that I have used a perhaps oriented signifying adjective "unbelievable" (that would appeal to the lexical field of belief), rather than to the meant idea that was rather "improbable" (that would convey a rather objective understanding of the factual evidence - statistics).
I am sorry if my syntax has misled any of you to interpret my sayings as degrading, or condescending, but I value first and foremost the fact that you, anon, haven't implied that my honest mistake may have come from a gender-biased/sexist point of view (from a feminine perspective).
Thank you for your argument.

>> No.4703728

>>4703721
Geez, you're pretentious.

>> No.4703732

>>4703721
This is the worst "im a grill btw ;3" in the history of this entire website.

>> No.4703734

>>4703732
Beat me to it.

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>>4703732
>>4703734

Perhaps it could be explained by the fact that it wasn't meant to be a reproduction of the antiquated meme, in itself ?
Consider it this way, why would a female poster indulge into the reproduction of the oppressive ideological means of propaganda (the meme), if it meant that by accepting this mean of expression as a valid statement of sexual/gender position, she were to be prosecuted and trialed as such in the tragi-comedy of this board, for a case of intentional depravation of herself.

The proper answer I can come up with is the following :
I'll put some water out for the trolls, since they are thirsty.

>> No.4703756

>>4703745
Newfag attention whore go and stay go

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>>4703721
Holy pretensions batman!

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>>4703745
>why would a female poster indulge into the reproduction of the oppressive ideological means of propaganda (the meme), if it meant that by accepting this mean of expression as a valid statement of sexual/gender position, she were to be prosecuted and trialed as such in the tragi-comedy of this board, for a case of intentional depravation of herself
to subvert it and herself in the process

>> No.4703771

>>4703745
Oh, so now we're the ones who are trolling.

Even Simone de Beauvoir would think you're being this insufferable and obnoxious.

>> No.4703772

I fapped to that porn scene in Naked Lunch, call me edgy if you want, but I regret there isn't porn like that for real as far as i know.

>> No.4703780

>>4703756
Ah, so when someone perseveres in their dedication to inquiring against the fallacious arguments proposed in regards to themselves, as well as sharing the biological disposition of being a woman, they are by definition, a priori, attention-whoring ?

>>4703761
I'm intrigued. Would you care to extrapolate on the syntaxical meaning of the word " pretensions", in the given context ?
Should I understand it as precognitive tensions of ideal projections ( that is hypothetical projections based on presupposed ideas ), or rather as pretentions ( that is pretended assertions, in this particular lexical field of "asserting properties of which one can not justify for".
In regards of the statement discussed, I would like to assume it is the former, rather than the latter.

>> No.4703787

>>4703780
You're trying too hard. It's getting pathetic.

>> No.4703789

I masturbated to Lolita. Not even kidding. The part where she was on his lap...the prose is just so erotic.

I'm a girl, I feel guilty

>> No.4703790

>>4703764
So, you are arguing that the means of production of inequalities can be repossessed in order for the oppressed individual to emancipate themselves, in the artistic emancipation, through the creating of an aesthetic third dimension between the intelligible and the sensible - such as Schiller in the Esthetical Education of Humanity claims to be possible ?

Would you mind elaborating on the process of subversion as a mean of emancipation ? It's a matter of interest to me.

>> No.4703798

>>4703771
I was not implying that you were trolling, only that to answer to a memetic means of pursuing an intelligent discourse by the modalities of social interactions meant to be discussed, i.e. the meme of " btw I'm a grill", which in nature is considered a trolling process of fiction, the only possible response for a woman to emancipate herself from the oppressive condition of remaining a mythical figure, is to answer with the tool of memetic propaganda with an equally dismissive response, such as the one I proposed, as an exemple.

>> No.4703807

>>4703790
>>4703798
I'm not even able to concentrate and read what you write anymore.

You're good.

>> No.4703811

>>4703807
>You're good.
Nope. She is just obfuscating the emptiness of her propositions.

>> No.4703814

>>4703790
I don't think subversion is simply inversion or repossession. Do you find me subversive? What would make you think that?
I heard the idea at a conference for gender or sexuality somewhere but I can't reproduce it.

>> No.4703818

>>4703811
No, I meant "good" as "being consistent and intense in stupid trolling that projects a false impression of intelligence".

>> No.4703824

>>4703818
Ah!, sorry for misinterpreting you.

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>>4703807
Thanks.

If I may coin a liberating catchphrase for the female community in /lit to be a response for the "btw I'm a grill" meme, I would like to venture that :

" Women are trolles just like any other "

(It's an inside joke reference to a symbolic feminist - lutte des classes of the 70's - expression saying : "women are proles just like anyother")

>>4703811
I feel sorry that you lack the depth of understanding necessary, for to be confusing observations from knowledge for obsfucations of ignorance, you must be clearly blinded by the gaslights of the Enlightenment.

>>4703814
Indeed, subversion in itself is much more than the means used to achieve it - in that case, I spoke of repossession of alienating tools of production of inequalities.
In it's primary sense, it can be understood rather as a concept of shifting meanings, or creating motions from "under" (sub) in a field of translation (version) that is coordinated through a particular syntax of the ideal mode determined by it.

I did not attribute the properties of it to you, though it can be argued that if it were to be a concept that has arisen in your mind while discussing the topic of emancipation, then purely out of precognitive association of thought, it could be thought that you already have an understanding of this capacity of subversion.
Whether you are, or not, subversive, is for you to determine.
Thank you for explicating the reference with which you have brought up the idea.

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>>4703721
>>4703745
>>4703780
>>4703790

>replace your copy of "Babby's First Thesaurus" with this
>suicide

Choose at least one.

>> No.4703876

>>4703844
>If I may coin a liberating catchphrase for the female community in /lit to be a response for the "btw I'm a grill" meme, I would like to venture that :
No. The answer is every time you think about telling anyone on the internet you are a grill, you either a)post them titties an stfu or b) remember everyone else is grill too and ask to see their tits nao or gtfo.
Sincerely, Grill /r/ing tits
>>4701803
The White Hotel

>> No.4703877

>>4703844
>I feel sorry that you lack the depth of understanding necessary, for to be confusing observations from knowledge for obsfucations of ignorance, you must be clearly blinded by the gaslights of the Enlightenment.

You're massive cunt. I'm glad cunts like you avoid philosophy departments. Please continue bloviating, within the Gender Studies department, on how brilliant and empty Judith Butler is.

Nope, I am not devoid of perspicacity: it is quite obvious when someone is deliberately relying on obfuscation.

Once you finish your first year and stop simulating Judith Butler's writing style, return here and we can have a discussion, with cogent arguments, about whatever you are bloviating on about. Okay, toots?

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>>4703855
Thank you for your concern in the development of stylistic understanding, anon.
I'd rather consider a personal, perhaps too subjectively oriented mode of syntaxical construction, than to format my writings into the oh so closeted architecture of classical rethoric.

>>4703877
Funny you should say this.. I'm a grad student in Political philosophy and pursuing a Phd in a most eminent research laboratory in the field.

You'd have to provide with explicit references, and arguments pertaining to your claims of obsfucations in order to have any validity given to your judgments.
Now, come back to me with precise inquiries and I may answer each and one of them, we'll see who is the one obsfucating evidence here, and making illogical claims about the other's discourse.

By the way, if you wish to add credibility to your ideas, avoid deprevating yourself to using such aggressive words against your interlocutor; the only thing you're succeeding at, is making a fool of yourself and showing how well you can manage your irrationally rooted anger.

>> No.4703903

>>4703895
Prose far too prolix.
Yours,
Ex-PFC Wintergreen

>> No.4703905

>>4703877
>toots
Layers of dead leaves aren't steps ascending to a throne, and tugboat hoots disperse illusions of enchantment.

>> No.4703908

>>4703895
I'm quite calm, actually.
"irrational", "illogical": please continue to unremittingly rely on those words, honey.

>I'm a grad student in Political philosophy and pursuing a Phd in a most eminent research laboratory in the field.

Rather dubious.

>> No.4703910

That nail gun scene in American Psycho

>> No.4703917

>>4703908
Here goes the actual argumentation about your claims of obsfucation ?

I wasn't expecting for you to follow up on your claims, but I'm rather not disappointed that you could make out two specific adjectives out of the bunch I provided to describe your commentary.

> illogical : the claims you are making, since you aren't showing the logic by which they are induced. I believe it fits the definition of the terms, as of yet.

>irrational : the ad hominem insults you've been generously giving out in your perhaps subconsciously altered frenzy to express anger.

You're rather calm, you say, when you call me " a massive cunt" ?
Well, you must be a real treat to have a conversation with in real life, if such words can escape your mouth with no effect on your moral state whatsoever.

>> No.4703922

>>4701803
Never, but the part in Lolita where Lo basically gives Humbert a footjob gave me a boner, i remember.

>> No.4703926

>>4703905
Wow, you know Bataille; pretty cool. Might do my thesis on him and Rimbaud. not sure yet. too much work at the moment to be thinking about it.

>> No.4703930

>>4703917
you would hate australia then

>> No.4703935

>>4703917
Baby, it's our moral obligation to tell you you're acting like a massive cunt, before you meet boys who only see that and come crawling back for solidarity when you claim you got raped by the patriarchy. Seriously shut the fuck up, this thread was made for books not you, princess.

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>>4703930
I didn't specify that any of those insults have any effect on my moral state.
I let myself be affected by what only I deem potent in my grid of moral value.
Thus, I don't mind being called a cunt, since it's an irrational, subjective and purely affectively-rooted try at my ego.
I actually would enjoy Australia, for its wildlife and fauna.

>>4703935
Thank you for demonstrating a sense of protective concern towards my person. I would argue that what you describe "being a cunt", is actually standing up for myself in a discussion, and that while it may seem I might be too involved or attached to a moral cause of righting the wrong assertions that are made about me, I am in fact a very nice, gentle and kind individual with very good interpersonal relationships, and am if anything, taken dearly by men in my entourage, nurtured and nurturing them affectively in healthy and positive ways, that are very non-conflictual and empathic.
What side of me you are seeing here, is merely the defense I am making in favor of the good there is in women, if invoked properly.
If you want an insight onto my most intimate, emotional side, you can read the letter extract I have posted earlier, and consider now how a perception can shift given the circumstances of the situation.

>> No.4703961

>>4703951
>disregard that I'm a cocksucking shitposter who thinks this is my blog

>> No.4703963

>>4703935
Who are you in solidarity with?

To move beyond all this boring shitposting and pedantry, I've masturbated to newspaper articles.

>> No.4703982

>>4703963
Foucault. Who is also thread relevant. I want him to read me stories of medieval torture in the afterglow of warm French afternoon lovemaking. I think you're still winning the non-fiction stakes, depending on which newspaper.

>> No.4704008

>>4703922

yo that scene was hella hot

but once Humbert started banging her I lost a ton of interest

Humbert's idea of her being a nymphomaniac is way hotter than the eventual reality

I guess eroticism really is what's covered rather than what's revealed

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2666
The Part About Archimboldi, where General Entrescu, reciting poetry, fucks the Baroness Von Zumpe, while Reiter and another soldier, masturbating, watch through holes in the wall

>> No.4704103

>>4703203
sure thing

>> No.4704393

I masturbated to Midnight's Children and Lord of the Flies.

>> No.4704404

Time Traveler's Wife

>> No.4704492

>>4704393
what part of midnight's children?

I'm not I recall any very sexy bits, but it has been awhile

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i dont usually get off to books but i found demons/the brothers karamazov incredibly erotic in some weird subtextual sadomasochistic way, also the raw youth
>dat submissiveness/self-humiliation/adoration kink
got to the night/ivan tsarevich chapters in demons and first meeting with Smerdyakov chapter in TBK and i was fucking sold

>>4702230
theres actually a LOT of erotic passages there

>>4704393
>Lord of the Flies
now thats unusual
what part specifically

>> No.4704546

>>4703421
>I roughly pulled her ass, well-fed on her mama's and papa's capitalist bread
top kek

>> No.4704558

>>4702282
>My load was also yellowish for some reason

uh

mine always is, which one of us has a problem?

>> No.4704566

>>4703013
>Why the hell would I ever listen to or watch someone like Louis CK?

You have a sense of humor?

>> No.4704579

>>4703198
wtf who enjoys injecting slime into other wriggling apes

>> No.4704580

>>4704558
cum isnt supposed to be yellow

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>>4703780
>Ah, so when someone perseveres in their dedication to inquiring against the fallacious arguments proposed in regards to themselves, as well as sharing the biological disposition of being a woman, they are by definition, a priori, attention-whoring ?

normally when I post this image it doesn't apply to the entire post but congrats

>> No.4704591

>>4704580

Not yellow, yellowish.
It's fine. Don't freak out.

>> No.4704593

>>4704580
not like bright yellow, like banana pudding color

should i see a doctor?

>> No.4704675

>>4704593
No, yellow semen is just caused by dehydration or a buildup of sperm
the yellow tinge is caused by your sperm literally dying and fermenting like jizz wine

source: I filled a brownie pan with semen once and it all turned bacon-grease yellow after a few weeks

>> No.4704690

>>4704675
>like jizz wine

You, sir, are a poet.

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>>4704675
>>4704690

>jizz wine
>mfw

>> No.4705285

Not masturbation but today I had to read a manuscript for a horror novella that was about a couple that kidnap teenagers and use them as slaves. They're kept naked and chained in boxes in the basement of a night and then used as house slaves during the day, including one scene where they basically have to rape each other to avoid being tortured. My dick was rock hard all the way through.

>> No.4705546
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4705546

>Clan of the Cave Bear
>good shit on nifty
>shit involving dogs on nifty
>terrible shit written by absolute autists on nifty
Guiltiest of pleasures, that one.
>A couple chapters of Book of the New Sun
>Kafka on the Shore
>Kafka
>Agota Kristof's picture on the back of the Trilogy of Lies
>dat scene with Harelip and the dog
>dat other scene with the twins and the washer woman
>My Life by Bill Clinton as read by the man himself
>uranian poetry
>naked lunch like twice a year
>Running with Scissors
>psychology textbook
>various monographs on sexy medical conditions
>the vinaya
>truly unspeakable things I just had to test out because it sounded like a novel idea at the time and I didn't want the boner to go to waste

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>>4705546
>>various monographs on sexy medical conditions

any recommendations anon? sounds really interesting

>> No.4705564

>>4704675
>source: I filled a brownie pan with semen once and it all turned bacon-grease yellow after a few weeks

I ought to know better than ask why.

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Norwegian Wood - Haruki Murakami

>> No.4706583

>>4702177
Nin herself is good fapping material.

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>>4706583

>tfw you'll never get to dip your dick into anais nin's sex :( :( :(

>> No.4706826

>>4706685
i'm so glad she fucked her daddy

>> No.4706867

Ive masturbated to the last chapter of Ulysses countless times
after im done i go to the preface of the Justice decreeing the book not pornographic and smirk slightly

>> No.4706878

>>4702964
guilty

>> No.4706899

Genesis
Song of Solomon
1984
The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft and Demonology
One Thousand Years of Solitude
Ulysses

I'm pretty sure I jacked off to some Norse Myth, but I can't remember which one. I've read so many.

>> No.4706903

>>4706899
>Thousand
I mean Hundred.

>> No.4706910

>>4703014
>diseased sluts
the porn industry is cleaner than the drunken beating your mom took in the dark spot behind the gas station at the truckstop the driver just so happened to stop at when his buddy on the radio told them about a piece of ass that would make him praise the lord.

>> No.4706915

>>4703203
So, you secretly like male hobos?
go suck one off you dick craving genetic mutation

>> No.4706918

>>4706903
why do you think you made that slip

>> No.4706919

>>4706910

Dude, you're fucking retarded. Way to swallow PR bullshit.

HIV is a huge problem in the porn industry and god knows what else.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/hiv-positive-porn-stars-argue-condoms-article-1.1460438

Source: My friend works for the CDC

>> No.4706926

>>4706899
>1984
fuck i think i jerked off to 1984 way back when i was a horny teenager lol

thanks for the nostalgia orgasm

>> No.4707382

>>4702249

You were supposed to be revolted and laugh at whatever ethnic group that story was attacking. I guess the author failed.

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>>4706685
>tfw you'll never risk catching Henry Miller's syphilis...

>> No.4707454

>>4703627

Definitely kept me interested. I like the horse/knight metaphors running throughout. It's blank verse that makes heavy use of enjambment. Now my only criticism is that, yes, I say enjambment and blank verse. But could you not simply backspace all these lines together and make a simple prose paragraph?

I think it's good erotica though. You are clearly good at just letting the fantasy unfold in your mind and expressing what you want.

>> No.4707564

>>4703471


i recently finished a naruto based fanwork titled 'stripped bare' that was good. if theres one area fanfiction is eminently suitable for, its fap material, tons of people out there using writing as outlets for their fetishes.

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>>4704393
>Lord of the flies
>mfw I'm not the only one

>> No.4709188

I'm gonna have to say.... the sex scene in mad dogs from the cherub series. it was my first exposure to sex, I was about 12 so it was another two years till I began wanking but I definitely had a boner

>> No.4709370

>>4709065
What part, homeskillet?

>> No.4709390

>>4703471
>provide the benefits of reading
Not when all the blood is going straight to your cock it isn't. Get a raging hardon and try to get something accomplished, I dare you.

>> No.4709414

I masturbate to the sound of Sidney Poitier reading from his own autobiography. The way his voice oscillates between my ears, like treebark in a blender, makes me orgasm and come a corrosive, bloody discharge that makes me sleep in a coma for at minimum three weeks. Then I wake up on a pile of garbage bags and find a pair of bums licking my heels.

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just try to hold in that cum

>> No.4709923

The Bible.

>> No.4710143

>>4703648
>>4703721
>>4703780
jesus christ

>> No.4712151

>>4709370
what else besides the swimming hole?

>> No.4712173

>Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

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>>4703584
>All those spelling errors

>> No.4713910

>>4706899
At which part was I supposed to wank to 1984?

>> No.4713917

naked lunch

yes, i feel bad about it