/lit/ - Literature

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>>4687967
/lit/'s finest hour
>>/lit/thread/S2142656

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>>4687999
Awww that's sweet for a lurker.

>>4687969
Sometimes 4chan makes me sadhappy

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>>4688025
moar like these

>>4687996
I don't get the appeal of this thread. Creative, yeah, but not particularly funny. Is it there some fact about the author Im missing?

>>4688025
I lost 128 pounds this year. I can honestly say that without my workout buddy (Samuel you amazing individual) that would have NEVER happened. This guy has changed a mans life. Fucking champion of a person.

>>4688084
That's nicely worded with an interesting amount of answers in just a few paragraphs. Well done.

>>4688084
Interesting concept. Any philosophers that deal with this idea, or something like it? Closest I can think of is Spinoza and that's not really that close.

>>4688084
That was quite good.

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>>4688184
That fucking punchline. THAT FUCKING PUNCHLINE.

>>4688106
It's a fairly common spiritual concept, its found in schools of Hinduism in a way, for example. Alan Watts talks a lot about this kind of stuff, but I'm guessing people on lit would call him a dumb pleb or something.

>>4688117
Man this started out so good and then just.... eh

>>4688220
Anything in particular you didn't like?

>>4688106
in new age stuff that is popular view. all is one and so on

>>4688222
I loved the weirdness and mystery it was building up with all the extinct races and suicides and madness, then it just changes into typical sci-fi fare, throws in a quick and disappointing one line answer to the mystery toward the end, and then just ends on a bizarre note. Overall the beginning, middle, and end seemed disjointed and like separate stories, with the beginning being the only interesting one.

>>4687967

God-tier edition.

>>4687967
That
was
delightful

>>4688025
So was that

>>4688237
What the actual fuck. That shit wouldn't have lasted 2 weeks in my house. The party would have been the last straw.

Hey guys, what's going on here?

>>4688263
Sadness and a kid who doesn't know how to stand up to anyone in his life.

>>4688237

Damn what a cool house that must have been, even with Doradus.

Reading that I wondered why my flatmates are so lame. Maybe I'm lame too.

These belong in /b/ or whatever board they were first posted on, sorry

>>4688364
Pretty sure this is the lit board. These are stories and text based jokes. They are characters arranged in a way which either completes a story or a creative anecdote. So why don't they belong?

>>4688399

>These are stories and text based jokes

No they are not this is a meta thread that belongs to /b/, they are not literature just random stories posted on 4chan.

saged and reported.

>>4688403
>they are not literature just random stories posted on 4chan
check your privilege :^)

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>>4688084
Ugh.

This one of these texts that are shared on facebook which is then followed be douzens of people commenting on how thoughtful and philosophical it is, when it really is just a funny idea.

>>4687970
>sweet sanguine
I bet her blood is sweet like a bucket of icecream alright.

>>4688184
Didn't see that one coming.

>>4688449
Why does this get me sad? This is like "Stand By Me" kind of stuff.

>>4688237
more fps

>>4688403
>they are not literature
Oh look guys, a classicist

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>>4688561
>imnotgoingtocryimnotgoingtocryimnotgoingtocryimnotgoingtocryimnotgoingtocryimnotgoingtocryimnotgoingtocry...dammit

>>4688561

Oh fucking hell. Didn't know what MS and when I googled it I appear to have multiple system attached to MS.

Oh god /lit/, I'm scared.

>>4688615

What a twist.

>>4688561
Fukken hell, I teared up.

a /tg/ classic

What does /lit/ think of classic /b/ epics like Nurse-kun and Uncle Anon?

>>4688670
>Uncle Anon?

is that this one?

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>>4688646

...or this one? Does anyone have the first part of this btw?

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>>4688693

Apologies for linking to ribbit, but a Google search revealed this thread. Not sure if this is it, but it might be.

http://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/16sxwl/the_day_op_was_not_a_faggot_and_saved_a_little/

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>>4688697
Not even close man, these are merely mediocre if not poor renditions of those tales from the glory days of /b/ story telling

https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Uncle_Anon
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Nurse-kun

Anyway try doing yourself a favor and have a good read.

(I don't really like ED but it seems they are the only chan related site which archived the whole thing.)

>>4688561
thank you so much.

God tier.

>>4688807

Oh my god. This is like the fucked-up love child of beta and autistic. It's betautistic. I'm not even halfway through and I feel like I need to throw up.

>>4688728
>To the OP - I'm in a similiar situation. my older sister is 20years old when she was 18 she was involved in a car crash which resulted in her becoming a vegetable. My mother is divorced and at night when my mother goes to work i have to bath my mentally retarded sister and while bathing her i cant resists but to just finger her until she cums in the bath. I cant help it i no its wrong but its the biggest turn on ever.
Uh

>>4688807
hahahaha that's hilarious

>>4688807
Holy shit. No way this story is even half-true, but that serves as a real warning to my beta-tendencies. I must never sink so low.

>>4688237
10/10
was afraid Doradus would "win"

>>4688263
that story is older iirc
he just added pics when he was posting

>>4688403
>Written (typed) words
>Not literature

Every other thread on this board right now is for you. Go there.

>>4688947

That reads like shitty spiderman fanfic

>>4688484
>we're all gonna make it
except the stupid fat fuck.
i was expecting him to die in that last post...

>>4687970
didn't /b/ make that bitch kill herself or something?

>>4687997
>blow smoke in her face and ask "some kind of problem, toots?"

>>4688184
top fucking kek

>>4689038

This sounds fake and gay

>>4689050
Honestly wouldn't doubt it. /b/ is the worst board on 4chan with the shittiest people.

>>4689190

Most boards on 4chan could make a pretty good case for being the worst board on 4chan.

>>4688670
Blindmute Loli is basically how I discovered 4chan, way back in 2008.

I don't know where I found it, but I definitely recall that it is how I found 4chan.

I was in 8th grade and so I believed it. Reading it again made me laugh at that.

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>>4689192
reddit please go

>>4689210
How does not liking /b/ make me reddit? Add something to the thread or get out.

>>4689210

Wow, you showed them!

>>4689224
Just report him. Newfags gonna newfag.

>>4689210

This right here is exactly the terrible shortcomings of /b/

Anyone else notice how it's the screencaps taken from blue boards that hold the most quality?

>>4688113
10/10

>>4687996
>/lit/'s finest hour.
>Not the trolley dilemma thread.

>>4687996

>not the Spongebob quotes thread

>>4689257
>not the Spongebob quotes thread

You are everything that is wrong with this board.

>>4689273
you and me, were the only oldfag's on this board

>>4688666
omg the best

>>4689152
It's a joke. The punchline is a well known Journey Song "Don't Stop Believing, hold on to that feeling"

"creepypasta" makes for the best 4chan stories

>>4689330
that dfw one is great

>>4688728
I'm reading through Nurse-Kun right now for the first time. It's crazy how many people are telling him to GTFO as if this isn't even worth being posted on /b/.

fa/tg/uy story long but worthwhile

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>>4688561
i-i'm not crying

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>>4689038
So stupid but I laughed so hard.

>>4688615
This is a really good story.

>>4687996
>not the bird poetry thread

>>4688470
>tfw nobody has written a decent story about the camaraderie and quiet moments that take on such sublime meaning in the midst of drug addiction

i-i'm trying but i need to get better at writing first ;_;

>>4689725
>another smoking, drinking and fucking book
will not read

>>4689729
>implying i ever got laid
more like
>wake up
>read /lit/ for an hour
>walk a half-mile in the post-dawn light through the suburbs
>stand in a friend's yard watching his dog shit and fishing half-smoked cigarettes out of the crummy front basin
>piling up dollar bills and baggies of drugs on the kitchen counter to see what we can buy that day
>spend half an hour waiting in an empty parking lot for some mexican guy to show up in a Nissan
>spend the next eight hours in a coke, xanax, amphetamine, typtomine, benzo-fueled haze
>wander from one part of a dead suburban town to the other
>stand on the side of the highway and watch the sun set with four kids you once knew as children, talking loudly of nothing
>steal some pathetic amount of cough syrup or diphenhydramine from a cornerstore
>pile up change for a couple of sodas from a broken machine
>sit on the deck of a plantation-style house overlooking a small airstrip, drifting in and out of consciousness and looking desperately for warmth in the cold tropical nights
>find yourself at a pancake house at sunrise, eyes grimy, a tiny bag of pills in your pocket, every sense finely grated with sandpaper, the light seeming like a personal affront
>find a ride back to your shitty one-room apartment so you can drink some horrible vodka and fall asleep
>repeat for years

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>>4689441

Awesome read, thank you. I'm glad that asshole got what he deserved, but your friends were assholes for not helping you from the very beginning.

>>4688433
>douzens
You're quite the patrician, eh?

>>4690222
Come on, anon, I wrote that late at night, everyone is tired every then and again.

>>4690229
Fair enough. But if you're going to be condescending at least proofread. The effect is lost otherwise, yeh?

>>4690251
Yeah yeah. I'll post a screencap if that makes up for it.

>>4688084
I've been searching for this for quite some time.

EVERY TIME HE FUCKED SOMEONE, HE FUCKED HIMSELF

>>4688687
i cant deal with this

>>4690262
Fuck those kinds of people.

I seriously have no idea how those places can be that cruel.

>>4690357
I got a boner too.

>>4690401
This is now a gay humor thread

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>>4690482
I really hope there's a band of heavily armed short shorts wearing men living free in the American Midwest because of one bartender.

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>>4690488
Have you never seen the movie Top Gun?

i don't know if people are gonna object to this because of how redundant it is, but can we archive this? I'm too lazy to look through the archives for the individual threads etc

>>4689038

greatest 15/10

>>4690574
Isn't it enough to just save the pics?

>>4688084
This is actually a story by Andy Weir in case anybody wasn't aware.

>>4688025
why people do this i dont understand

>>4688449
this is shit man

time for some /k/ up in this bitch

>>4690412

WHY BONER

some stories are really long man do people really read all of this?

>>4691206
>some stories are really long
What are you even doing here?

I was really disappointed by the shallowness of a lot of his arguments. I couldn't even finish. Like on a surface level some of the things he was saying made sense to me, like the artificially-created need to be entertained in modern society, and I could kind of see where he was going with the "over-socialization" thing, but then a lot of it was just standard neckbeard shit.

Proof that you can be in a league far beyond the highest tiers of intelligence in one field, and completely, devastatingly mediocre in another

Any love for creepypasta? This one isn't paranormal, but it's unsettling for me

>>4691206
do you even read?

>>4688421
would actually have been funny without all the imaginary reddit reaction images in between

>>4688219
well he might not be a dumb pleb but dumb plebs are his target demographics

he is the equivalent of pop-science authors

>>4691409
That reminds me of the one time I played "Das Schwarze Auge" (German D&D ripoff, "The Dark Eye?) with some guys from school - they were all big into the XCOM game at the time, so we played a "Aliens invade Aventuria" campaign, complete with miniguns and heavy plasmas.

i don't even

Fucken pranks man

>>4691409
>no meme arrows

didn't read lol

>>4688015
I love how /pol/fags can't tell the difference between this and their racism.

This is one of the major things that pisses me off about /pol/ they claim that 4chan has always been stormfront 2.0, ignoring that back in the day everything was done for edgy humour, while now most of the racist shit is flat out stormfaggotry and blatant pathetic excuse making and scape goating for why most 4channers are pathetic NEETs.

>>4691519
fucking classic

in jugoslavia or serbia we do not have the social autism.. is stupid american trait. either you are man or not. if you make the embarass of yourself you must make yourself honor again. either join republika srbija as vojnik soljier or make the many kill of turk and croatian..... or albo. but the albo is hard to kill. they are slippery and hide in holes like rat.. but i digress

when i met my wife i am 9 years. i force her to bring herself to my home.. i am orphan so i live in forest in shadow of carpathian mountains. is romantik... i make love to her and she grew child from my seed. she 12 year old at time.
i now 14 year old and we make the happily marriage of orthodox christianity. my child will fight for serbia... remember that next time you come here american... we will get you

I have to respectfully disagree. It has it's moments but feels kind of asshole-ish in making a promise of plot resolution in the first chapter and then just fucking off into endless side plots. After reading all 1000+ pages and putting the book down my first though was , bad as it is, that I'm glad DFW killed himself. It could also be that I think it's bullshit that "literature" gets away with not having an ending.

>>4691519
sauce to the vid plz

>>4691560
Really? Because you're showing some definite signs of autism. Way to make the world less tolerant and overall shitty place, you eastern autist.

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>>4690262
He actually killed himself.
http://mydeathspace.com/article/2011/07/08/Brandon_Mills_(26)_committed_suicide_using_a_plastic_bag_and_helium

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anon...

>>4691630

>Posts from October 28 2011
>Obituary published July 8 2011

Sure thing buddy.

prepare your sides

>>4691621
>being this dumbfuck

>>4690488
Somehow this makes me wet

>>4692104

back to /pol/ with you

>>4692104
Wow I can't imagine how you'd feel like you're living in the wrong world.

>>4692182
Shut up faggot.

>>4692188

>>>/stormfront/

>>4692187

I sometimes feel like that but not because of the lack of Nazism, fucking hell I swear some people are sick in the head.

>>4692194
Could you be more of an ass demolished retard? Go the fuck back to whatever shithole you crawled out from.

>>4692198

typical /pol/ fucktard, resorting to insults as soon as his demented worldview is challenged.

>>4692206
>STOP TRIGGERING ME WITH GREENTEXT, SHITLORD

Cry more you genetic accident

>>4692206
>Bitching that someone posted an image and telling everyone you don't like to go to another board
>Challenging anything

You are a faggot

what boards are posts like these usually in?

>>4692217
/v/

>>4692221

The cancer has reached even here. There is nowhere left to run. ù

>Drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

>>4691409

my sides are in the Infinite Layers of the Abyss

>>4689749
cool

>>4691519
I smuged a bit

>>4689255

Glorious

>>4688807
I really empathize with the protagonist in this.

>>4689749
I've been there and those cigarettes are never half smoked. Being honest in yourself is absolutely part of this.

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>>4690298
Same. I remember seeing it on Digg many years ago and wishing I had saved it. I never really paid much attention to it, but it's always been in the back of my mind.

>>4688484
What a terrible story. The ending that Andrew has gotten diabetes (which the cook is partly responsible for by purposely giving him extra food) is supposed to be called-for by the fact that he was an awkward 14-year old?

>>4688449
sounds awful tbh

>>4691549
>blue steel
I laughed

>>4689038
read it before but still made me laugh like a retard

>>4692182
durr. those not of my conviction cannot be human.

you're the fascist here.

more from the fa/tg/uys

I'll always love this one from the travel board

>>4689038
i found Voltaire, guys

>>4688237
>oh my god, doradus invited the rest of the large magellanic cloud

platinum, pure platinum

>>4689038

Took me a second.

>>4688728
just read Uncle Anon and Nurse-Kun for the first time.

My god, Uncle Anon actually managed to to make me feel for the whole forbidden love thing they had going on. I almost teared up when he finally had to reject her.

And Nurse-Kun ... Nurse-Kun - I know it's almost certainly not real. I even hope it's not real, because that shouldn't have to happen to anyone, let alone a 7 year old girl. But if it is real ... there are no words. It's A Wonderful Life routinely gets voted as the most heart-wrenching feel-good film of all time. The Nurse-Kun story is to IAWL what crystal meth is to caffeine. I know I'll almost certainly never find out whether it was real or not, but I'm never going to be able to forget about it.

>>4688403
but this is le postmodern aevum

>>4695836
>implying that story was believable in the least

>>4687996
/lit/s writing is better in this than any 'rate my writing' post. Best thread I was around for was Iranman's which isn't saying much.

>>4689038
whats the 4chan addon that does that colour combo for firefox?

>>4696984
>implying that matters

>>4689255
Got link?

Has anyone posted that story some guy on /fit/ posted about being in a coma and walking around some alternate reality version of his hometown in south east England? That was some rad shit. It had guys in tartan morph suits, and a girl that sounded like static amongst other things.

>>4696918
Better to have loved once I guess...

>>4688184
why did I have to read this one in class? top fucking kek. 10/10 would disrupt class again by laughing

>>4696918
oh god here come the waterworks

>>4697365
>walking at
>see cutiepie
>girl sees me
>???
>troll walk like an animal (???)
>trap
>see her
>girl is laughing at me
>go home and cry

I actually liked translating that. Someone mind helping me out with the lines I did't get?

>>4697442
first one is
>plays with her hair
trap is actually
>trip

don't know what
>tr wlk lk n A mal
is

>>4697450
OH. it's
try walking like an Alpha-male

>>4697442
??? = plays with her hair
I think

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>>4697450
whoops I guess I can't read

>>4697442
i amthe one who wrote that and it says
>walking home
>see cutie pie
>she sees me
>plays with her hair
>she is into me
>try to walk like an alpha male
>trip
>see her
>she is laughing at me
>go home and cry

>>4689687

>>4689255
this one >>/lit/thread/3748579 ?

>>4688561
Goddamit I was having a good day

>>4696918
the best and saddest story ever, I wonder if it's true

if you don't recognize the thumbnail your soul is still intact

>>4697335

Majestic.

OP here, so this is my first /lit/ thread and I've gotta say we did good anons. Bravo men, we've officially seen all the sad, the awful, and the goddamn glorious sides of our dear 4chan. When this thread dies, just remember, we're all faggots.

one for the /mu/tards. Awesome procrastination for my Orlando paper guyz thx

>>4698336
I heard Mag was a freaking nutcase. He makes great music though. I got to meet Yngwie Malmsteen a few years back, he was a straight up motherfucker who deserves to have his guitar stolen. Honest to God lord of cock suckers.

>>4697720
why are shit stories so funny?

>>4698666
honestly, I prefer the sex stories

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>>4688113
Fucking hell yes

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>>4688561
Anybody know what the epic spiderbro thing was?

>>4689255
Yeah, that was funny. I enjoyed Iranman as well.

>>4698868
It was on /b/ 2009/2010 I think?
Some guy posted a story, it went something like this;
>got in the car to go buy some smokes
>speeding because fuck you, I'm always speeding
>suddenly; the mother boss of all huntsmen crawls across windshield
>HOLY SHIIT!
>slow down, try not to panic as it runs around the cabin
>turn corner, cop sitting on the side of the road trying to catch speeding drivers
>well shit that was lucky
>arrive at store, acquire smokes, eightlegged demon spawn is no where to be seen
>still freaked out the cunt is going to pop out of no where
>get home, spider jumps off car and scurries on the ground
>look at him
>he looks at me
>mutual bro-ship established

Thanks spiderbro.

then the thread went for 4 hours of everyone (mostly australians i think) and their spider bro stories, then a religion for spider bro began.

You would think there'd be some brownbear stories in here.

Alas.

>>4698006
Oh please I hope not. I don't think she would have wanted him to live like this. ;_;

>>4698929
fuck off with this shit.

>>4695062
10/10

>>4698155
glorious

>>4687970
kek

Never let it die, e/lit/e! This thread is the shit.

Just go to fucking reddit/r/4chan you know all of you fags desperately want to

>>4700525
nope. why would we?

>>4700614
Because that subreddit is literally this thread.

>>4700648
so, why the fuck would I want to go there when I have this thread? don't push me to go all tribal on your ass. I will chopp off your fingers with a machette, make sure you'll never jerk it to 9gag ever again.

>>4700665
You, I like you.
+1


(this is why I don't go to reddit)

>>4688561

Oh God why

My heart

Surprised nobody's posted this.

>>4687967
Wow, the kid in this story is kind of an asshole.

>>4701395
welcome to 4chan

the best, and the worst, of humanity. and everything in between.

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>>4689441
This is the best thing I've ever read on 4chan.

>>4701344
this made me fart from joy

>>4695062
My fucking sides.

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>>4695062
Christ, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

>>4702664

That is seriously the cutest thing I have ever read. My heart just melted

>>4695062
this is fucking beautifyul
yes with the y

I've got some /r9k/ shit saved.

Ironically, it's mostly people who ARE normalfags

>>4702739

>>4695062

I love this sort of stuff

Surprised this hasn't been posted

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>>4689441

That was a fucking masterpiece

>>4702749
I died a little inside

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>>4703010
you've really never read that before? wow, /lit/erati really do lead a sheltered existence.

go to /pol/. or an anti-feminist thread on /b/. There, you will see that that pic is just the beginning.

>>4696884
>Nurse-Kun ... Nurse-Kun - I know it's almost certainly not real. I even hope it's not real, because that shouldn't have to happen to anyone

The little girl's description pretty much gives it away, but I still don't know if it's to make it appealing to /b/ and the rest of it is really happened, but still it is a good read.

>>4703368
>The little girl's description pretty much gives it away

that's what I figured; the part where he explains her ancestry was the least convincing. He seemed pretty cautious about giving away his real identity though; it might just have been to throw 4chan off the trail, so you can't necessarily say that the rest didn't happen.

Like I said though, I almost hope it didn't. The real bitch is that we'll never know for sure one way or the other.

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>>4696918
Dem peels

>>4703646
>written by Gene Wolfe

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>>4703709
is that it? Surely there must be more

>>4703775
It's intended to be that way. 2PoMo4u

>>4703677
wow,
such, heartbreak
so, reasoned a misogeny
such, warrant for jailbaiture
wow, that manliness

>>4703646
Did anyone read this? Isn't a prenup supposed to eliminate the possibility of a spouse claiming the other person's assets? Especially in case of cheating. It seems like in the first few lines of the last post he was just trying to drive the point across.

>>4703940
>Isn't a prenup supposed to eliminate the possibility of a spouse claiming the other person's assets?

they routinely get thrown out or amended if the wife can find a good lawyer and/or a sympathetic judge

boy, I really hope you have to go through the courts some day. you'd be in for a whole new experience.

>>4704023
Hoping I won't have to.

As far as marriage settlements go, def. not getting married.

>>4704023
Hoping I won't have to.

As far as divorce settlements go, def. not getting married.

>4704023
>they routinely get thrown out or amended

how is this honestly a thing?

>>4704177
I don't do this type of law, but I did take a Trusts & Estates class in lawl school that covered this. Basically the most common reason they get thrown out is if it doesn't provide for the other party to a reasonable degree (no prenups giving the other spouse zero dollars, for instance, or if the other spouse is a multimillionaire the court expects the prenup to give the other spouse at least a few hundred thousand. Varies by state). Also lots of times prenups try to deal with things like how kids will be raised, duties of the spouses when it comes to the home or family, religious stuff, etc. that for a variety of different reasons courts don't want anything to do with. Having one such clause can nullify the whole document if the prenup doesn't have the right severability language.

The key thing to remember is that courts won't enforce prenups that they see as "unfair." Most judges are old, and thus their idea of what constitutes "fairness" when the subject matter is a marriage is dated, and many are still in the mindset that it is in the interest of the state to a) keep marriages together, and if they split up then b) the ex-husband ensures that the other spouse is taken care of. Perhaps this will change in the future, but for now that's how it is.

>>4704176
> def. not getting married.

wise man

>how is this honestly a thing?
I'm not a lawyer, so I couldn't comment on how common it is or what the reasons used are, but I know that it does happen. Pre-nups are not the iron-clad contracts people seem to think they are, but at least they give some leverage.

anyway, let's not get sidetracked, this is a great thread

>>4703784
>PoMo

why do merrycunts keep using this expression

>>4687996
Everyone else isn't impressed, but I definitely smiled when I saw where it was going. Thanks for posting.

>>4698031
Holy hell I didn't know I could get this mad at someone else's misfortune.

>>4704429
like I said here >>4703354 /lit/'s average member really is pretty sheltered.

not funny, or sad, but very interesting.

actually, when you think about it it is quite sad

>>4704846
also /int/eresting.

anyone got any more from /tg/? I love that stuff

>>4704926
i was really expecting this to be about the ira

>>4704881
sure

>>4707308
up

bump

classic /tg/

1/3

>>4707412
2/3

>>4707415
3/3

>>4705151
lol