/lit/ - Literature

Because you don't know what a plot hole is.

Hobbits live in plotholes iirc

>>4666050
*hasn't

>>4666056
Well, why didn't he do it? He knew what will happen if it comes close, why hasn't he tried to prevent it?

>>4666056
Because Macbeth lived a charméd life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr6VrmOQY1M

Why didn't Hamlet just kill Claudius?

>>4666105
Was he born of a woman?

>>4666105
Also, he did.

Because then it would be...


...Burn'Em Wood.

Why didn't somebody slap Galt's shit while he was wanking on for 70 pages?

>>4666120

Why didn't God just get rid of the tree?

>>4666421
answered in job, something to the effect of

>i'm god motherfucker come at me, you weren't there, you don't know. How many universes you create lately? Fucking thought so.

>>4666460
>mfw this sounds redicilous but its basicaslly the book of job

Why did Bane liberate Gotham only to try to Nuke it 5 months later.

>>4666491
That whole movie was retarded.

Uh-oh, every single cop in the whole city is trapped underground. What do?!

Not to mention Bruce Wayne goes bankrupt the day Bane et al. storm the stock exchange and nobody even questions it and transactions aren't recalled--and Wayne himself says nothing in his defense. Just what in the fuck?

How do you "normal" people watch this garbage and not feel totally insulted?

>>4666507
Sorry, didn't mean to put "you" in that last sentence, assuming too much about your character and intelligence.

In the Stranger they never explain why he killed the Arab.

>"The Sun made me do it."

Seriously?

>>4666507
>tfw all my normalfag friends all enjoyed it
>tfw my normalfag friends have actual lives so they don't mind huge plotholes in Summer Blockbusters
>tfw escapist fantasy is all I have going for me
>>4666510
That's ok. I wish I was a normalfag

>>4666120

That was dumb but made me chuckle nevertheless.

>>4666515

The bigger plothole is how such a seemingly autist apathetic personality manages to have a girlfriend.

>>4666521
It's shockingly easy to get a girlfriend. People even stumble unwittingly into relationships.

Most of the >tfw no gf losers on 4chan never leave the house and don't have jobs to go to. If they ever did, they'd see it's often a matter of serendipity.

>>4666521

because he's handsome. look at him.

>>4666526

IIRC she was a coworker? Coworkers are easy girlfriends.

>>4666529
She was. And yes, they are.

Like half my exes were co-workers. There's what people should be telling the >tfwnogfers: get a fucking job.

I'm pretty certain you could find a plot hole for EVERY piece of literature.

>>4666526
I have worked and gone from job to job and have yet to receive my GF.

Where's my serendipity?

>>4666526
I get the feeling that you more then likely have a personality that makes people like/respect you. See, they don't have that. They are more then likely abnormally anxious and silent and would probably avoid any female co-workers that they have.

>>4666515
I see it as he was in a delirious state. He had also been drinking, if I remember correctly.

>>4667980
>receive
There is your problem mate.

>>4668064
I purposely picked receive to show how silly the whole "GF will fall into your lap" thing is.

Jane Eyre heads out into the moors, half naked, no food or water, at night, in a storm, headed in no particular direction. Miles and miles of random wandering later, she just happens to end up at the remote cottage of her long lost cousins.

Yeah.

Why did he shoot the Arab?

The Stranger was pure autism.

>>4666050
>Plot holes

I found a wordhole!

>>4668061
But a guy who is fucking hassled by everything out of the ordinary wouldn't shoot a guy. I was going "wat?!" when I read that shit.

>>4666521
I find guys effortlessly being writen with a girlfriend and/or hooking up with a stranger and fucking them on the next page so insulting as a device in literature.
But then again it's written so when anything can happen most likely the fucking will happen. If this is desire on the writers part or just a conscious, cheap choice by the writer to make the story and people more interesting, I do not know.

>>4666526

Legitimately this. I'm an incredibly lazy and nerdy guy and I can still get laid with ease. It really is not difficult once you get past the entry-barrier that is babby's first sexual relationship.

>>4667980
You must be exceptionally ugly or missing a limb or something. Girlfriends are very easy to get barring some gross deformity of body or mind.

>>4668562
Yeah me too. I currently have two redheads sucking my dick whilst there is a Lithuanian brunette on the ceiling pissing over my head. Simultaneously I have 4 girls working in the kitchen to cook me a meal each of those girls has 5 other girls eating them out and everyone is sweaty and glistening in the setting sun which shines through my five story villa I paid for cash after I made my first billion at the age of 12.

>>4668584
Caligula? How's it going, man?

>>4666507
>>4666517
>normal

Browsing a shitty literature board on one of the biggest imageboards on the internet doesn't make you that abnormal.

>>4669371
le mad olfigh is mad xDDDDD anon it's 2006 and we are all fat neckbeards who wish to be the little girl remember? ~~~uguuuu I bet you're all viiiiiirgiiiiiiinnnnnsssss xDDDD

>>4666515
That was self-defense; the question was why he shot the Arab multiple times.

It was never about the Arab, but the fear that Meursault was a sociopath or something.