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Abe Lincoln reborn as a vampire hunter. Discuss.

>> No.462274

better than freeing those slaves

>> No.462291

The vampires were an allegory for parasitic blacks on welfare.

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>>462291

>> No.462341

>>462291
I like how you think.

In all seriousness though, my friend said this book is fairly good.

>> No.462344

OP here sorry forgot to link the article I found it in.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124835513

>> No.462347

fuck off holden.

>> No.462356

there is already a thread about this book, you could have just revamped it *nugenuge*.

Oh, and that book is cra... well, it isn't any good.

>> No.462513

>>462356
well thats like your opinion man

>> No.462516
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>>462356

Nuge Nuge?

>> No.462526

>>462513
indeed. And as we all know, me, the anonymous guy who could be your 80 year old neighbor, is superior to you, anon who could be my transsexual groundskeeper.

>>462516
yeah, i screwed that one up

>> No.462597
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462597

teehee this is so ironic

>> No.462599

>>462597

Is that Michael Cera on the left?!

>> No.462605

>>462344
>faggot ironic literature intended to be consumed by hipsters
>NPR link
Man, get the fuck out of here

>> No.462618 [DELETED] 

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>> No.462619

>>462597

The one in the middle has no discernible gender.

>> No.462627
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>>462605
>Implying NPR is for hipsters

>> No.462628

>>462619
Except for, you know, the tits.

>> No.462633

>>462628
huh? I have tits and I am male!

Are you saying I am not normal?

>> No.462662

>>462628

I see no tits.

>> No.462669

>>462633
Yes, approximately 1/4 men carry a genetic trait which causes them to store fat in the chest. I presume you are of that 1/4, and as such, are deemed unfit to reproduce.

>> No.462673

>>462627
implying pussies who listen to NPR and hipsters aren't sprouted from the same tree

>> No.462678
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>>462673
You're a loser, friend

>> No.462686

>>462669
how come its still within 1/4 of the male population then?

>> No.462710

>>462686
Because my eugenics program doesn't predate me. Don't worry Earth, you'll thank me later. The amount of carbon dioxide saved by eliminating mouthbreathers overexerted from carrying around mantits will singlehandedly reverse global warming.

>> No.462721

>>462710
that sounds like a lame excuse for saying you don't know shit about genetics.

>> No.462723

>>462710
>>462721
subtlety WIN!