/lit/ - Literature

Still quitting smoking


Distractions are essential


Must avoid boredom

>>4565875
Original poster
you are revealed to be a
homosexual

>>4565879
Grandad died today

Afflicted by lung cancer

I smoked in his name

increasing pain in
the place where my heart isn't.
i should buy more pink.

Excuse me
I forgot how many vowels
haikus should have

Ex girl is in town
Not sure if I should text her
I have mixed feelings

>>4565915
the word you're looking for is syllables

I am warning you
A spoiler is indeed needed
For the tearful truth

Haiku's are fake shit
pretentious scribbles of lines
written to please others

>>4565923
>haiku's

>>4565915
We begin with five
And then proceed with seven,
Why am I alive?

>>4565920

You fucked up, shithole

You have to speak in haikus

Go back to >>>/b/, pleb

>>4565920
You're right
my mistake
I still fuck up in English

I am tired as fuck
these people dont let me sleep
this is really gay

>>4565920
>>4565937
sorry: "the word you're
looking for is syllables.
'shithole''s excessive."

>>4565896

Smoking is not bad
unless you smoke all the time
it helps to get laid

>>>4565919

>being a beta
>not hitting her up for fuck
>being a pussy

>>4565953
I only smoke
when I'm given a cig
it's pretty nice

>>4565939
i am too stupid
to think of proper words to
use when i'm upset

>>4565953
Be cool, they told me,

So I kill myself alone

Hating the old me.

I have a boner
Bitches get me real hard, ugh!
I just want to fuck

>>4565971
I realized that
when I'm living alone
fapping is enough

I wish I was drunk.
I seek only to waste time,
and still find nothing.

>>4565958
Four-Six-Four, nigga?
I mean, seriously dude?
Uniformly wrong.

>>4565969

thats why you should not
take life too seriously
its just pathetic

>>4565985
What is that
I do not know
what you are implying

Honestly, I can't
fucking stand these stupid gim-
icks. - - - -

>>4565993

you do not follow
the rules of writing haikus
you should google it

>>4565990

Everyone speaks of
how serious life should be
but where's criteria?

If you described a
threshold for when one gets too
relaxed, serious

Then I'd be quite pleased.
For to speak vaguely of such
things is quite foolish.

>>4565993
I speak of numbers
of syllables in haikus
yours was four-six-four.

>>4566004
No season marker
excess mora defiling
寂しいよ

>>4566013
Speak english, wetback.
Communication is key.
This is my country.

>>4565990
Absent of despair

How could I feel the touch of

The sweet sun-stroked air?

>>4565953
how in the muffinfucks
does smoking gets
you some pussy?

>>4566000
do you want a prize?
do you think your dissension
is cool at all? bitch.

>>4566030
One smelly person
always attracts another
(it worked in Mad Men)

>>4566030
>>4566000
>>4565993
>>4565976
>>4565958
>>4565938
>>4565915
G.T.F.O, guys.
You're ruining a great thread.
I'm going to cry.

>>4566014
Haiku require a marker of the season and a cutting juxtaposition as well as being measured by mora instead of syllables. All that happens when you try to squeeze english into a form it's not suited for is pig shit shaped like words.

The only reason anyone even tries is because they can't write a proper sonnet.

>>4566014
My back is as dry
As your moms used up pussy
flapping in the wind.

>>4566046
For all that pretense
you still don't write a haiku
Winter rapes your butt.

>>4566047
I know my mother
has gigantic pussyflaps
but they aid her flight!

Digging this thread hard
Faith in humans rekindled
Too bad it won't last

>>4566055
My image broke the
second line into a pair
Please ignore all that

>>4566046
Sun shines from your arse

Which is ironic because

Winter is coming.

My dick
is hard
they call me
the bard

the other syllables are silent

>>4566066
As I refresh page
like a Spring born from Winter
the format is fixed!

>>4566073

How ironic then
That this post should too be split
I hope this one won't

>>4566082
I believe the cause
is no subsequent posters,
because you fixed it!

>>4566072
The bard? He must jest

Four line haiku? We holler,

'"Try hard; not impressed!"

>>4566087

A joyous ending
To this all too brief saga
Closed before its time

>>4566064
All great monuments
eventually crumble
Entropy's a bitch.

Year Twenty-Fourteen
Writing haikus on 4chan
Shiggy Diggy Doo

>>4566073
>>4566082
Panties in a twist,

Much to our joyous delight.

Guys, look at this twit!

>>4566095
This post could have been
a reply to this one, too
>>4566090
It's universal

>>4566045
cry all you want, so
you grow more dehydrated.
4chan is 4fun.

>>4566098

Wretched hypocrite!
You fuel all fires, forever.
GOD sees your bullshit.

>>4566107
I only pretend
to cry when it's funny, 'cause
4chan is 4fun

Twenty hours played
All ruined in five minutes
Fuck you, Bioware

A second haiku
No, I'm still not over it
Yes, I fucked Ashley

>>4566121
"i was only pretending to be retarded"
always an "excuse".

>>4566114
Why has that Persian

Eaten his dancing patrons?

Aversion to rice?

Some find this correct
Others, however, will not
A tiring problem

>>4566126
hi derv

>>4566043
you do know
that Mad Men is just
a fucking TV Show

>>4566045
I kindly ask you
to go fuck yourself
with a cactus

>>4566014

>>4566152

make this a haiku
faggot, he who browses /fit/
/lit/ is not so pleb

>>4566126
Return to that board

Where they worship the fat one,

Or fall on your sword.

Nintendo Direct
Was kinda disappointing
That Little Mac though

I want to die and
It's quite late at night, the moon
Is a dick, I guess

Indians are dumb
How can they be so beta?
/pol/ enlightens all

>>4566169
What, enjambements?
In a haiku? Are you dense?
Don't do that again.

>>4566177
Fuck off stormfrontfag
Don't take /pol/ seriously,
that bunch of jokers.

>>4566180
I can do what
Ever the fuck I want, mo
therfucker, I'm rad

>>4566194

You swear in excess
The mark of a poor writer
And a worse poet

>>4566198
Shut the fuck up, shut
The fuck up, shut the fuck up,
Shut the fuck up, fuck

>>4566206

In response to this
Such a vile, crass statement
I say thus, NO U

>>4566194
You're not all that good.
Ever written something great?
I really doubt it.

>>4566169
>>4566194
>>4566206
i think he won, m8
better luck next time, or not
either way, i lol'ed

A faggot crept close;
he jabbed you with his penis;
you now have cancer.

>>4566206
>>4566198
>>4566194

truly sad to see
that /b/ plebs
are lurking in /lit/

>>4566226
i think you take a
website rooted in SA
too seriously.

>>4566218
Oh, I thought I was on /adv/ and was allowed not to be a pretentious fuck for a moment.
I obviously haven't written anything that great (as in awesome), but thanks for asking. Have you?

ur all a bunch of
faggots. get a life u nubs.
huehuehuehuehue

Here, people forget
A "true" haiku needs nature
But let's break the rules

>>4566248
A great thread ruined
By a single butthurt pleb
Nothing gold can stay

>>4566269
You're making me feel all powerful, babe

>>4566248
>Have you?
Yes, I think I do.
Nothing great, really, I mean.
But it's getting there.

Why did you stop though?
Rules are to speak in haiku.
Why did you break them?

>>4566299
Because people were
Being really mean. What is
It about? Also, I don't

Really speak English
Too well and meh. I am ter
Ribly sorry, meh.

>>4566313
It's a trilogy
about three failing brothers,
three german poems.

I love poetry,
but can rarely post it here.
Fucking english plebs.

I mean no offence.
But the english language sucks.
For poetry, that is.

>>4566333
Ist das dein Ernst, Bernd?
Jetzt fällt Dir auf, dass mein Deutsch
Genauso schlecht ist.

Was für Gedichte?
Es gibt leider kein gutes
Deutsches Forum, Bernd.

>>4566343
One is in free form
about a clever thinker,
detached from the world.

One is a ballad
about a jolly minstrel,
destructive and foul.

One is a sonett
about an eager artisan
whose work will crumble.

>>4566367
Das klingt doch ganz nett.
Viel Erfolg und Spaß, mein Kind.
Hat mich gefreut, yo.

>>4566378
Hau rein, Bernd, alter.
Ich gehe jetzt auch ins Bett.
Viel zu tun morgen.

>>4566378
>>4566381
No te entiendo
Habla español. Si no,
Te mato a ti

>>4566612
Real' mature, Pablo.
Celebrate diversity.
I hope you will starve.

Silent gurgling,
the onomatopoeic
threads sliding across.

>>4565938
>doesn't know what peo-
>ple say about excuses
>still on 4chan? yep.

>>4566367
A ha ha ha ha.
Wait, you're being serious?
Let me laugh harder.

>>4566678
What is the matter?
Have you read those poems? No?
Then why do you laugh?

>>4566114
A penis turban
the mark of allah himself
Hail the phallused lord

/lit/ - literature
a place to talk about books
except for the plebs

You ever wonder
what your ancestors would think
of your lack of kids?

>>4566046
Yeah, what this guy said.

Haiku don't work outside of Japanese.

This thread sure is fun.
Don't let it sink to page 10.
Keep haikus coming.

>>4565993
Hear! This man right here
what he speaks, he doesn't know
He should just fuck off

>>4568099
He is long gone, John.
Wrote that fiveteen hours ago.
Calm your shaky tits.

>woke up this morning
>decide to be productive
>fap to porn instead

>>4565879

Never stop smoking

One merely takes breaks from it

Always it lingers

>>4568115
I know that feel well.
Like, shit, so much stuff to do.
Didn't even start.

>yfw there are
>people who do not know how
>to count syllables

this morning I thought
I want to play a shooter
Metro the whole day

>>4568115
you just described
my entire day
this day and all days

hungover at work
trapped until valentine's date
will i get sucked off

>>4565893
well folks, thats the end
there is no more to be said
thanks anon slash thread

>>4568175

Your fortune maintains
That you, most likely, will not
Acquire a blowjob

However, perhaps
This prediction is false, and
Fellatio waits

I'm pretty hungry
another cup of coffee
and a cigarette

>>4566070
lel

no food in this house
there is still some snow outside
order a pizza?

The day of lovers,

I'm alone. Flatmates are loud.

Dead, hollow, smothered.

>>4568752
Boo hoo, I'm lonely

The feel when you have no one

To buy pink crap for.

>>4568770
You misunderstand

Despite the day I feel cold,

Washed up in the sand.

What the fuck did you
Fucking say about me bitch?
You're fucking dead kid

I cancelled dinner
with my mom tonight because
no way, fuck that shit

>>4568795
Whatever you say...

You said, >the day of lovers

Must be your side's thorn...

>>4568818
Two sorrows combined,

Though one outweighs the other,

They both cross the line.

>>4568808
She loves you anon,

Shame on you for shunning her.

Fuck other people.

>>4568919
I'm seeing her on
Sunday as that's less awkward
and less Oedipal

>>4568929
Well, that is something.

How are you spending tonight?

4chan and reading?

>>4568957
Pretty much. And some
Star Trek Next Generation
When my eyes get sore

>>4568974
I'm watching firefly

To get my fill of sci-fi.

And, Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

>>4569001
I think I meant to
write you epic poetry
but I got high, soz.

>>4569001
God, I hate Earl Grey.
Only drink black tea from home.
Can't find it elsewhere.

>>4569163
You will never be
Captain of the Starship
Enterprise with that.

>>4569169
Earl grey is like the
american beer of teas.
Tastes like thin water.

>>4569185
Darjeeling is fine
Ceylon - an alternative, but
No such tops Earl Grey

>>4569198
No Assam? You suck.
Maybe you're a female or
Just American

hit the road jack and
don't you come back no more no
more no more no more

>>4565893
Great, but that's 6-8-5

>>4570307

Depends on your pronunciation of revealed. It could easily be 2 in most accents. It's just 6-7-5 by my count.

>>4570307

Yes, first line has six,
But revealed is only two,
T'is six-seven-five.

rum and coke on a
valentines night alone
im content with life

>>4570401

My whiskey and coke,
Just make me feel more alone,
But at least I feel.

>>4570403
cheers to you anon
we drink together apart
and feel forever

>>4570403
come with me to drink
ourselves to death and demise
you won't regret it

At bus stop shelters
Wet autumn leaves cling to feet
This world is too large

I don't fit these boots
Winter puddles make feet wet
Too much empty space

>>4570461

I itched and I shook,
When I woke up this morning,
But I'm steady now.

I enjoy this thread
These haikus are really good
keep on chooglin', /lit/

Night in the summer
Brings a coldness to my soul
Alone in my room

>>4570596

*hugs through webnetz*,
Coldness succumbs and light comes,
When night surrenders.

When beneath moonlight
In forgotten radiance
The night brings me joy

Panda in a cage
Surrounded by millions
He chews on bamboo

Alone at midnight
Little fangs leave small pock marks
I feel their presence

Bumping this thread up
It is one of the good few
Beauty should not die

I should leave this site
Too many woeful losers
This is not for me

Why do the haikus
Feel like some fat chinese man
Talks as if he's wise?

>>4566030

If you know not why
You dont understand women
They're not hard to know.

I am missing her.
But she is not missing me.
Most the time, that is.

>>4572996

my friend that is why
you must smash and dash until
you find the right one

>>4572997
Is there such a thing?
The right one? She does love me.
Just in the wrong ways.

when you make haiku's

do you count with your fingers

cause that's what I do?

Woke up at 4:10
In my dreams things were alright
This can't be my life

I keep water fleas
small with no impact on life
we're so alike

Haikus I can write
Five seven Five, just like that
Too much time alone

This thread is quite gay
OP should go kill himself
Haikus fucking suck

THE ROOSE IS LOOSE! DON'T
HATE THE FLAYER HATE THE GAME!
SUCKS TO BE A STARK

Quiero el pene
This desire I must accept
Now: to be pecked

I write haiku in inverse
Break the status quo
Fuck your Nippon line-length rules

My mind is static
And I can't see past the noise
Of blizzards within

A brutal winter
Encroaches from within me
Unending spiral

Inside my own mind
There lives a man, suffering
From cabin fever

>>4573689
>>4573770
>>4573780
Damn it anon, go
and shovel some goddamn snow
or no computer

Friend bought me VN
I fucking hate anime
It was a good joke

>>4570357
Oh, but you forget
haiku is five seven five
this thread is derailed

Let me bump this thread.
It really should not be dead.
It's the best we had.

Here I am on /lit/
Unwinding from a long day
Will I relax now?

>>4568801
Are you a Marine?
You so scary, bro I will
Shut the fuck up now

I'm whiter than shit
Writing haiku on 4chan
Goddamn laughable

I am really sad
I discovered this thread late
I hope it lives on

>>4576172
ur a faget son
ur mad gay and lust for cocks
i fucked ur mom #rekt

>>4576125
i feel like a lot
of kids on 4chan are just
white and suburban

This thread is still up
Why the honest fuck is that
Haikus are mad gay

who else is reading
these stupidly in their heads?
my balls are itching

/lit/ can't into math
they do not know any math, ha
earns minimum wage

Why don't people know
There is more to haikus than
Just the syllables?

>>4576218
in america
schools just teach you the basics
not about culture

>>4576214
May not accountant,
fulfilling all notions of
angst, lives richer life.

>>4576218
Ching chong ching chong thai
Ling long ching chong yung hong tu
Japan music: YOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>4576238
tip top of kek lel
le mi sides are in hobbit
that post was funny

>>4576238
YONG O U RONG A
FONG A GONG GONG E TONG! I
MONG SONG RONG RONG YONG