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>tfw holding my second book in my hands

FEELS GOOD MAN

>> No.4519636

Bet you got a super lame cover.

>> No.4519642

>>4519531
Post an excerpt so we can see how wonderful it is.

>> No.4519669

>tfw vanity run

>> No.4519668
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>>4519636

Its actually an amazing cover. God damn i love myself. Being an accomplished writer, you fags will never know this feel.

>> No.4519672

you only own two books?
dude, i've got like hundreds, get on my level

>> No.4519673

self-published?

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>>4519669

>tfw megalomania leads to salvation

FINALLY!

>> No.4519677

>>4519531
what's it called

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>>4519673

>self-published?

What you think im stupid? Its a well known and famous publisher. God damn i love being a god amongst men. Your face when you will never know who started this thread.

>> No.4519686

>>4519680
iTT: discuss gay authors with one book to determine who OP is.

who is the gayest, currently living, author with only one book?

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>>4519686

Your TRANNY MOM. hahahahaha, damn im so funny it hurts.

>> No.4519688

>>4519680
so what do you write about?

>> No.4519690

>>4519688

Surreal and absurd stories. If youre kin enough, you can find me easily.

>> No.4519692

>>4519690

Bizarro?

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>>4519692

No not bizzaro, bizzaro writers are quiet obscure. Its more neo-surreal than bizzaro. Climbing the Jacob's ladder, FINALLY! HOLY SHIT!

>> No.4519711

>>4519699
post cover
how long did it take you to write the book?

>> No.4519716

>>4519690
Two bears forever?

>> No.4519730

>>4519711

8 months. It took me 12 months to finish all important dictionaries to perfect my craft of prose.

>> No.4519732

>>4519699
Just post the cover homie.
we all want to see it and personally i'd probably buy one of your books just to support a fellow autist.

you also could post on your twitter so you can say "i guess a fan just took it from twitter and posted it pretending to be me" if you had to.

that's what i'd do

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>>4519732

>i'd probably buy one of your books just to support a fellow autist.

Go fuck yourself faggot i dont need autists to buy my book, there will be thousands praising my masterpiece.Its funny how i was repeating "IDZ HABBEING" while i was about to recieve the book. FUCK ITS REALLY HAPPENING!

>> No.4519743

How much does a person get for a typical £8? I heard it's not a lot unless it's a fast seller.

Also give us hints to your identity and do you have any unusual method you must do when you write?

>> No.4519750

>>4519743

>do you have any unusual method you must do when you write?

I use Mind Mapping softwares.

>> No.4519752

>>4519750
Please tell me you either use Inspiration or Kidspiration

>> No.4519754

You fucking pleb, thats so fucking awful, you should just kill yourself

>> No.4519761

>>4519699
>quiet
Wordplay equaling Joyce's.

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>>4519754

>You fucking pleb, thats so fucking awful, you should just kill yourself

Lets see who ends up on gallows, the accomplished writer and the literary genius or the basement dweller neckbeard autist.

>> No.4519767

>>4519759
I take it English is not your native language.

>> No.4519774

>>4519770
Simply embarrassing.

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>>4519767

>I take it English is not your native language.

Implying im stupid enough to reveal my writing style on an anonymous imageboard. HAHAHA FAGGOT YOURE NOT AS SMART AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. FUCK!

>> No.4519781

>This too is a troll thread.

OP isn't really published by anyone. I know this because she refuses to give us a title. Why would you come to self promote that you are published, when you can't tell us the title of your "Book"

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>>4519774

Keep on spouting shit while my book sells thousands.

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>>4519781

>Why would you come to self promote that you are published

Because i love shitting on plebs HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.4519786

>>4519782
>on the verge of tears.
You won't give us a title because if you did we'd laugh about how awful your YA tier post-apocalyptic vampire fic was.

>> No.4519787

>>4519785
>this thread
Either it must not be that hard to get published, or you're completely full of shit, and have no proof at all.

you're completely full of shit

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>>4519786
>your YA tier post-apocalyptic vampire fic

Thats all /lit/ can write and youre projecting cause your pleb ass cant think of anything other than this shit. GET ON YOUR KNESS AND PRAISE YOUR LITERARY GOD FAGGOT.

>> No.4519791

>>4519750
which mind mapping software?

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4519795

>>4519759
Is the Fassbender actually doing a Yue Minjun impression? The likeness is uncanny...

>> No.4519797

>>4519791

I told you enough faggot.

>> No.4519811

>>4519788
>this mad

You're cute. Maybe someday you'll really get someone to star your fic on fandoms.com or where ever you post your Blade-book or Eli crossovers.

just because your mom printed it out at kinkos to make you feel like a special guy, doesn't mean it's a book any more than putting cards in your bicycle spokes makes it a motorcycle.

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>>4519811

>mfw my work was featured on paris review

>> No.4519819

>ITT - /lit/ gets trolled

We need to call a board meeting or something, it's too fucking easy; we're an embarassment

>> No.4519823

>>4519819
If being trolled is having a guy pretend to have a book published and then having a bunch of people tell him it's obviously a retarded lie and he's giggling about being a troll, then yeah.

But really, this isn't even that good a troll, the real issue is the lack of entertaining threads on the front page.

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>>4519668
>>4519531
>>4519680
>>4519742
>>4519759
>>4519770

This is Amazing Only on /Lit/

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>>4519814
>paris review

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4520249

>ITT : jelly /lit/ards who will never get published


AHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS

>> No.4520262

>>4520249
>implying anyone here wants to be published
>implying published works aren't the lowest form of /lit/
>implying my gigabytes of empty word documents aren't the purest form of /lit/
>implying you are a faggot like everyone else here