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now playing on

http://www.livestream.com/cubehorizonthewrathofharrynorman

The movie of that most excellent story/comic

CONAN THE BARBARIAN

>> No.449384

The movies actually have very little to do with the short stories and comic series.

>> No.449390

what is best in life?

>> No.449396

>>449390
To crush your enemies
To see them driven before you
And to hear the lamentations of the women!

>> No.449398

TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE WOMEN.

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>>449365
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER BLADE RUNNER NOWWWWWWWWW

>> No.449413

"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather into your bosom his wives and daughters.” - Genghis Khan

>> No.449414

I always wondered why they could not at the very least give Ahnold a black wig.

>> No.449421

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am a sissy.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

>> No.449426

>>449414
It would be against the Aryan nature of the project.

>> No.449434

>>449413
wow what a freaking asshole

>> No.449449

>>449434
"Be of one mind and one faith, that you may conquer your enemies and lead long and happy lives."

"Conquering the world on horseback is easy; it is dismounting and governing that is hard."

"In the space of seven years I have succeeded in accomplishing a great work and uniting the whole world in one Empire."

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449986

we equilibrium nao!

>> No.450038
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450038

or maybe not

Jurassic Park Time!

>> No.450057

>>449434

It's true though, it feels really good to fuck people over.

Ever won a fist fight? It's like doing smack.

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450534

continuing SAM NEILL-ATION


with EVENT HORIZON

I don't know why you'd care. Argue more about Genghis Khan/quote him! That shit is neat.

>> No.450552

>>450534
blade runneerrrr

>> No.450556

>>450057
not if your opponent took smack and you only overpowered him with the help of an iron-bar you picked up in desperation after he broke your jaw and some rips and kicked you repeatedly in the nuts. And while you stood above him, watching a pool of blood growing underneath of what used to be his head, you worry that you might never use your genitals again.

Jail wasn't so cool either...

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man, if i had blade runner i would stream that shit so hard... love that movie