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Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:21:22 2010 No.449301 [Reply] [Original]

>you consider yourself a writer
>you hope someday to express the insights of life with the adroit quality found in the writing of Chuck Palahniuk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:24:22 2010 No.449313 File: 597 KB, 240x196, 1268522124227.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:25:22 2010 No.449315 File: 32 KB, 460x276, Eric-Morecambe-001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:27:22 2010 No.449322 File: 15 KB, 475x363, dr_evil.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449301 How about, no, Scott. Okay?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:27:22 2010 No.449323 File: 18 KB, 300x300, 1266901885898.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh, it's this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:29:22 2010 No.449330 File: 30 KB, 447x479, Tarman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449323 No, it's THIS thread. Say hello to Tarman.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:30:22 2010 No.449335 Why not emulate Chuck? His shit sells.

>>	sage sage Fri Mar 19 17:30:22 2010 No.449336 File: 40 KB, 434x461, harold_pinter.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:31:22 2010 No.449338 File: 30 KB, 224x203, 1266115502207.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449330 wow wow wow wait. is that a film version of HP Lovercraft's the colour out of space I see?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:31:22 2010 No.449339 File: 81 KB, 319x480, 830203.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please die.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:33:22 2010 No.449344 >>449336 >you consider yourself a playwright >you inadvertently compare your work to a weasel and grow to regret it in old age

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:33:22 2010 No.449345 >>449338 It's "The Return of the Living Dead", son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:33:22 2010 No.449346 File: 22 KB, 215x176, 1266989633585.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449345 well fuck you too

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:34:22 2010 No.449349 >>449301 Never heard of that Chuck Palahnuik character.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:36:22 2010 No.449356 >>449346 Always a pleasure, never a chore.

Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:38:22 2010 No.449366
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>you consider yourself a writer
>you cultivate your depression and fits in hopes of directing them like a tool, not unlike all of your famous literary brethren who have committed suicide

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:41:22 2010 No.449373 File: 20 KB, 640x480, 1266292901036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chuck Palahniuk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:42:22 2010 No.449382 Who is Chuck Palanchuik?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:42:22 2010 No.449383 File: 20 KB, 326x313, 1266709314366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449356 femanonnnnnnnn?

Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:48:22 2010 No.449415
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>you consider yourself a writer
>you implicitly trust Random House and Penguin to keep you informed and able to access what you imagine to be the most rewarding literature in existence

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:54:22 2010 No.449454 >you consider yourself a writer >you write every day

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 17:57:22 2010 No.449469 >>449454 write on

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:12:22 2010 No.449513 File: 1.08 MB, 1394x3838, 1267950278488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you consider yourself a writer >you've emulated the experimental cut-up process popularized by William Burroughs with an parochial interest that borders on devotional

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:14:22 2010 No.449520 File: 89 KB, 322x210, 1268725365946.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449513 yeah, that panel is now a classic sign of e/lit/e status

Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:14:22 2010 No.449521

>you consider yourself a writer
>you actively discard ideas everytime you discover Pratchett has done something similar because you're sick and tired of everyone sitting around like dumbasses imitating him, producing endless terrible "snarky" fantasy/SF parodies and NO ORIGINAL CONTENT WHATSOEVER FFFFFUUUU

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:14:22 2010 No.449522 >>449513 I like this comic of yours.

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:15:22 2010 No.449525 File: 19 KB, 330x200, 1268448989783.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>449522 it's not his.

Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:23:22 2010 No.449546
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>you consider yourself a writer
>you have long ago accepted, consciously or not, that the gender ratios and vague allusions of misogyny are an inescapable part of your tradition

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:24:22 2010 No.449551 File: 97 KB, 1074x967, 1268352301539.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chuck Palahniuk

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:25:22 2010 No.449553 >>449546 Do you mean allusions TO misogyny?

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:49:22 2010 No.449658 File: 73 KB, 500x492, 1264695215672.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you consider yourself a writer >you've "done" a poetry slam

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 18:52:22 2010 No.449675 >you consider yourself a writer >you visit 4chan regularly

>>	Anonymous Fri Mar 19 19:13:22 2010 No.449779 >you consider yourself a writer >you listen to rap music

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