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Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:32:06 2010 No.436233 [Reply] [Original]

Undeniable truths:

When the people of our generation become senior academic coordinators at high school the Harry Potter series will be studied along with Shakespeare as one of the classics.

When the people of the next generation become senior academic coordinators at high school the Twilight series will be studied along with Shakespeare as one of the classics.

Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:34:06 2010 No.436238
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Indubitable veracities:

When our cohorts attain maturity of mind, the few who choose a profession in education will inevitably place Black Bess; or, The knight of the road alongside Shakespeare as one of the classics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:35:06 2010 No.436239 >>436233 That's totally incorrect. School's will never teach things like Harry Potter because religious extremists will kill them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:35:06 2010 No.436240 No, that won't happen, popularity is not the same as quality.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:36:06 2010 No.436242 >>436239 JESUSHAD! KILL THE NON-BELIEVERS!

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:44:06 2010 No.436254 >>436239 http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/books/03/25/cnnu.potter/index.html

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:45:06 2010 No.436257 >>436239 >School's will never teach things like Harry Potter because religious extremists will kill them. >School's It would appear that religious extremists are also against teaching grammar.

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>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:46:06 2010 No.436259 When the people of our generation become senior academic coordinators at high school the Goosebumps series will be studied along with Shakespeare as one of the classics.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:47:06 2010 No.436261 Since when does being regarded a classic have anything to do with quality?

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:48:06 2010 No.436263 The Harry Potter series has received fairly favorable critical reviews, unlike the Twilight series.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 11:49:06 2010 No.436264 Good. Kids should learn how to make money from writing instead of their work only gaining fame after their death. If Twilight or Harry Potter get added we might be able to say we studied writing without being looked down upon as Byronic twats.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 12:21:06 2010 No.436306 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 12:24:06 2010 No.436314 After 2012 only massively printed books will be available to study. Everything else is going to be TP or kindling or both.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 12:25:06 2010 No.436317 >>436314 Herp derp long cycle herp derp

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 12:30:06 2010 No.436324 >>436317 >implying that you shouldn't herp derp the whole thread.

>>	derp de doo Tue Mar 16 12:41:06 2010 No.436348 >HERP DERPITY DERPITY DERP DE DOOPITY DERP DERP DERP DERP DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DERP

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 12:46:06 2010 No.436366 Honest truth: Shakespeare is incredibly overrated when compared to modern literature, even when compared to bad literature such as Twilight. It was great 300 years ago but we've moved on. Shakespeare is practically objectively mediocre.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 16 13:00:06 2010 No.436415 >>436233 Well, obviously, but what's your point? I don't think the fans are under the impression that their favourite series are an education. It's just fun, you know, for the kids.

>>	derp de doo Tue Mar 16 13:13:06 2010 No.436447 File: 18 KB, 200x150, 200px-HisOwnWords.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>436366 Honest Truth:derp de derp de derpity doo durrrr hurrr derp hurp

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