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435530 No.435530 [Reply] [Original]

Now riddle me this:

What has yellow skin and writes?

>> No.435532

a pencil

>> No.435533

David Wong

>> No.435535

Tao Lin.

>> No.435542
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435542

>>435532
>>435533
>>435535
you're all wr-wr-wr-wronggggg

A BALL-POINT BANANA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET IT? A BALL-POINT BANANANAN

>> No.435549
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435549

>>435542

>> No.435552
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435552

Now riddle me this:

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?

>> No.435554

>>435552
a dipshit in pajamas

>> No.435555

>>435552
a gook

>> No.435558

An IED?

>> No.435560

>>435552
can you translate the weight to American?

>> No.435561
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435561

>>435555
>>435554
>>435558
wrong a-a-a-a-gainnnnn, batmannn,

A SPARROW WITH A MACHINE GUN

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

GET IT? A SPARROW WITH A MACHINE GUN

>> No.435566

>>435560
Man, how hard is it to search of a unit translations site? In American?

>> No.435562

>>435560
you need to troll better

>> No.435569

>>435561
You can stop now.

>> No.435571

>>435561

The "GET IT?" part made laugh, admittedly.

>> No.435575

>>435569
>>435571
I'm outta riddles. I used them once before, you know

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060153/quotes

>> No.435585

>>435566
He is just trolling, ounces are the weight used in America.
16 ounces= 1 pound.

>> No.435588

>>435585

And 1 pound is $1.52 in American dollars.

>> No.435592

>>435530
Wu Chen'en

>> No.435708

>Narrator: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary scientific invention to Gotham City. On a peaceful afternoon motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne and his youthful ward Dick Grayson have been summoned back to Wayne Manor by an urgent but anonymous call for help; the invention AND its custodian are reported in grave danger aboard the yacht! Never ones to shirk responsibility, Bruce and Dick, with characteristic speed and resolve, descend promptly into The Batcave, and then, as they have done many times before, as BATMAN AND ROBIN, courageous warriors against crime, they are off once again to the rescue!