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Hey /lit/, let's do a fun thing.

Describe a work of literature with a Spongebob quote.

>> No.4271341

fuck off gay pedophile manchild

>> No.4271343
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4271343

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

>> No.4271354
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4271354

First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST. Whoooo, whooooooo. Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, then this, then that, then this and that, and then-

>> No.4271372
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4271372

I'm sorry Spongebob, but Gary's with me now, you had your chance and you failed. You have to stop living in the past. Face it Spongebob, you're only hurting yourself, it's what Gary wants, and what Gary wants is me! Right Gary? Huh?

>> No.4271399
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4271399

>Only Revolutions

>> No.4271477
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4271477

"He was #1."

>> No.4271490

>>4271354
haven't lol'd that hard on 4chan for a long while, thanks

>> No.4271494

>>4271354
jesus fucking christ I lol'd

>> No.4271499
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4271499

>>4271354
this is perfect thank you

>> No.4271504

This gave me a good giggle. Nice work anon.

>> No.4271520
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4271520

>No, I'M Dirty Dan.

>> No.4271527

>>4271343
STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEAH, DO-DO-DO-DO! STEPPIN ON THE BEACH, BRRRRRROO-DO-DO!

>> No.4271532

>>4271372
>You like crabby patties, don't you, Squidward.

>> No.4271534

The Old Man and the Sea

What I learned in boating school is... what I learned in boating school is... WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS...

>> No.4271536

>>4271372
what even is this book?

>> No.4271537
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4271537

Sounds like a lot of Hooplah.

>> No.4271544
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4271544

"I've said the word 'fancy' in conversation"

>> No.4271548
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4271548

F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me!
N is for anywhere, anytime at all

>> No.4271551
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4271551

It's evil, it's diobolic, it's lemon scented!

>> No.4271634

>>4271548
>tfw imagining this book acted out with Spongebob as George and Patrick as Lenny.

>> No.4271771
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4271771

>What's his name, what's his name, I've got nothing on a name!

>> No.4271794
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4271794

>we should take bikini bottom, and PUSH IT somewhere else!

>> No.4271806

Blood Meridian

>This is ADVANCED darkness.

>> No.4271818

>I *plzzz* can't *plzzz* understand *plzzz* your accent

>> No.4271819

>watching spongebob
>watching spongebob so much you can quote lines from the show

it's like i'm back in high school in 2002.

>> No.4271820
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4271820

>>4271818
Fuck forgot image

>> No.4271827

>>4271806
You fuck, I was going to post that.

>> No.4271832

The Catcher in the Rye

>1% evil, 99% hot gas

>> No.4271838
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4271838

>>4271477
>>4271354
>>4271372
You are fantastic.

>> No.4271840

>>4271806
>>4271794
>>4271477
>>4271354
>>4271343
This is the funniest thread I've seen on /lit/ in a long time

>> No.4271851
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4271851

Well maybe it's stupid, but it's also dumb!

>> No.4271857
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4271857

"A five letter word for happiness?...Money"

>> No.4271862
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4271862

>>4271851
inspiration

>"EEEEEE. Uh hey! I think I know what that means. That's one of those sentence enhancers"

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4271864

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

>> No.4271867

>>4271862
>ahhh dumpster writing, the voice of the people

>> No.4271869
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4271869

you like crabby patties, don't you squidward

>> No.4271880
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4271880

"I'll give him a week."
"I'll give him eleven minutes."

>> No.4271881
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4271881

>Squidward, are you questioning the authority of the magic conch?

>> No.4271885

>>4271881
>ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH

>> No.4271891

>>4271832
>I'll fake my way through this, just like I did in high school!

>> No.4271892
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4271892

>Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are *drools

>> No.4271898
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4271898

>Everything's chrome in the future!

>> No.4271900
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4271900

>Ok Sandy, I get it! No more squirrel jokes.

>> No.4271902
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4271902

Come on! You know; I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me WUMBO! Wumbo, wumboing...
>WUMBOLOGY? The study of wumbo?

>> No.4271908

>>4271880
fucking brilliant

>> No.4271909
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4271909

>It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.

>> No.4271916
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4271916

"Is this the final straw? Do you want to move so far away that you can brag about it? Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out into the middle of the nearest three way..."
"Four way!"
"...four way intersection and skip rope with in than continue living where you do now? Then move to..."
BZZZZZZ
"I hate this channel."

>> No.4271918

>>4271806
this quote may work better with Heart of Darkness.

>> No.4271924

>>4271918
It's too obvious there, man.

>> No.4271927

>>4271916
>We still have the orb of confusion.

>> No.4271930
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4271930

Mr. Krabs: I didn't want to tell you this in front of Patrick, but that hat makes you look like a girl.
Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?

>> No.4271934
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4271934

spongebob confirmed for /lit/core television?

>> No.4271937

Best thread ever.

>> No.4271941
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4271941

Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!

>> No.4271946

>>4271909
>>4271898
lel/10

>> No.4271948
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4271948

>Worship the magic conch!

>> No.4271949
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4271949

"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End."

>> No.4271953
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4271953

>are you feeling it now, mr. krabs?

>> No.4271956
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4271956

>Sandy's a girl?!

>> No.4271958
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4271958

Hello, this is Patrick.

>> No.4271959

>>4271953
Alternatively:
>Now you must acquire a taste for free form jazz.

>> No.4271963
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4271963

>perfect censorship!

>> No.4271964
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4271964

poifect

>> No.4271965
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4271965

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

>> No.4271966

Gravity's Rainbow

>we'll I can't read!

>> No.4271968

Ham on Rye.

>Spongebob: What’s better than serving up smiles? Squidward: being dead or anything else

>> No.4271978
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4271978

Let's face it, Patrick. We're failures.

I can live with that.

Let's change our names to "Why" and "Bother."

>> No.4271977
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4271977

> Well, it's no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

>> No.4271983
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4271983

>So, do you deliver your own mail? Or do you have your own mailperson? But then, who delivers his mail? Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? Well, I guess a P.O. box could, in theory, break the chain.

>> No.4271984
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4271984

NOW THAT WE'RE MEN

>> No.4271988
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4271988

>Squidward: "People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"

>Plankton: "CORRECT!!!"

>> No.4271994

Junky.

>Spongebob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…

>> No.4271996
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4271996

"This isn't your average every day darkness This....is ADVANCED darkness".

>> No.4272001

I love this thread and everyone in it.

>>4271819
Even you.

>> No.4272005
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4272005

>Chocolate?

>> No.4272013
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4272013

>>4272005

CHOCOLATE!?

>> No.4272018

>>4271963
Genius.

>> No.4272020
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4272020

>>4272005
CHOCOLATE!

>> No.4272021
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4272021

>>4272013
CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!!

>> No.4272022
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4272022

>I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesday.

>> No.4272023

Lolita:

>well, what do you do when I'm gone?
>w-wait for you to get back

>> No.4272028
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4272028

I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea.

>> No.4272035
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4272035

>I call this one 'Bold and Brash'

>> No.4272038

>>4272035
More like, 'Belongs in the Trash'.

>> No.4272039

>knowing spongebob quotes by heart

>> No.4272042
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4272042

>>4272022
You fucker.

>> No.4272043
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4272043

>>4272039
>not knowing spongebob quotes by heart

>> No.4272048

>Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

Candide by Voltaire.

>> No.4272041
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4272041

Every Villain Is Lemons

>> No.4272053

>>4271965
oh god i'm fucking crying

>> No.4272054

>>4271994
boosh

>> No.4272056
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4272056

You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio.

>> No.4272060
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4272060

>Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!
>Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.

>> No.4272067

>>4272060
i thought i was the only one who read this book

>> No.4272069

>>4272067
lurk moar

>> No.4272072

>>4271984
fucking lost it on this one.

>> No.4272073
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4272073

You can't do this to me! I went to college!

>> No.4272070

>>4272067
Lots of people talk about this book on /lit/. That's what made me want to read it.

>> No.4272075
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4272075

“Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.”

>> No.4272079
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4272079

We’ve been smeckledorfed!
Nonfiction, but still applies

>> No.4272086
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4272086

You’re a man now SpongeBob and it’s time you started acting like one!

>> No.4272103
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4272103

That’s it mister! You just lost your brain priviliges!

>> No.4272109

>>4271900
Just made a loud guffaw

>> No.4272125
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4272125

"I may have finally found a place where I can be all... alooooone."

"ALONE alone Alone! (alone) Alone ALONE Alone"

"I've got to get out of here!"

>> No.4272132

>>4272125
I just died

>> No.4272148

>>4271527
THIS

>> No.4272265
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4272265

"Who cares about a stupid star anyway?"

>> No.4272287
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4272287

Before you learn to drive, you must learn to run.
Before you learn to run, you must learn to walk.
Before you learn to walk, you must learn to crawl!

>> No.4272309

>>4271354
best thing i've seen in too long

>> No.4272318
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4272318

SB: "At least I'm safe inside my mind"
Patrick: "At least I'm safe inside my mind"
AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.4272329

>>4271965
I can't stop snickering.

>> No.4272337

>>4272265
holy shit

>> No.4272342

>>4272265
Good.

>> No.4272390
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4272390

>>4272342
>>4272337

Thread winner?

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

>> No.4272400

>>4271927
HA

>> No.4272465
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4272465

>MY LEG!

>> No.4272470
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4272470

>>4272465

>> No.4272533
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4272533

JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING! JELLYFISHING!

>> No.4272539
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4272539

"Too bad Spongebob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here."

>> No.4272574
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4272574

We were just using our sentence enhancers!

>> No.4273086

>>4272539
lol

>> No.4273343
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4273343

"Now you must acquire a taste for.. free form jazz"

>> No.4273399
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4273399

"Am I a pretty girl?"

>> No.4274019
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4274019

>>4273399
>Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone?
>Patrick: Waiting for you to come back.

>> No.4274023

>>4273399
>>4274019
whoops, didn't mean to reply. i just clicked your post to open a reply window

>> No.4274052
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4274052

"You think this is funny?"

"In a cosmic sort of way, yes."

>> No.4274057

Am I the only one who comes here who doesn't have a steady supply (or a supply at all) of "Spongebob quotes"?

What gives?

>> No.4274068

>>4271336
i dont watch spongebob so i cant participate in this. im an adult.

>> No.4274075

>>4274068
I know right, cartoons are for little kids apart from mlp

>> No.4274087
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4274087

See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral."

>> No.4274098

>>4274057
google

also i have a good memory. i've been trying to think of a good book for:

>And now, GIANT piles of bubblegum?

>> No.4274107

>>4271983
This one won, this one fucking won it all.

>> No.4274114 [DELETED] 
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4274114

>Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen! We have TECHNOLOGY!

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4274120

>Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen! We have TECHNOLOGY!

>> No.4274126

>>4272539
>>4273343
Holy fuck I'm dying here

>> No.4274137

Best /lit/ thread in while

>> No.4274173

>>4271336
but thne i was like

>> No.4274204

>>4274052
Brilliant

>> No.4274212
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4274212

>"Afraid to look ugliness in the face? Well, here! Look at it! It's ugly isn't it! You look at it! You look at it!

>> No.4274257
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4274257

>>4272103
>not choosing We

>> No.4274264

>>4274212
bretty good

>> No.4274341
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4274341

>At least I'm safe inside my mind.

>> No.4274359

spongebob confirmed for cultured /lit/erati-approved entertainment

>> No.4274389
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4274389

>>4272005
>>4272013
>>4272020
>>4272021
What?! What are they selling?!

>> No.4274550

>>4274120
>It's

>> No.4275636

>>4274087
10/10

>> No.4275649

>>4272043
>knowing spongebob quotes by heart

>> No.4275656

>>4275649
>pretending it's uncool to know spongebob quotes by heart.

>> No.4275665

>>4275656
>knowing spongebob quotes by heart

>> No.4275685

>>4275665
>being this serious

>> No.4275686

>>4275685
>implying I'm being serious

>> No.4275689

>>4275686
>le master troll xD

>> No.4275693

>>4275689
>knowing spongebob quotes by heart
Ok I'm done.

>> No.4275696

>>4275693
See you tomorrow.

>> No.4275707

>>4271902
>It's first grade, Spongebob!

>> No.4275709

>>4271934
always.

>> No.4276000
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4276000

Squidward- Solitude in E minor
Patrick- yayyy E minor, alright yeah!
Patrick-zzzzzzzz

>> No.4276094

>>4271527
oh fuck

10/10

>> No.4276109

>>4272287
I don't get it.

>> No.4276120
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4276120

We've been duped!
Duped!
Bamboozled!
We've been speckledorfed!

>> No.4276128
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4276128

Screaming will get you nowhere.

>> No.4277091
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4277091

I'm ugly and I'm proud!

>> No.4277266
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4277266

>Maybe if you saw what's inside, you'd know why it has to be secret. Inside this box is the most secretly secret of all of secretdom and I am its sole witness! It's a heavy burden, SpongeBob, but nobody must know the secret of my box. Nobody! Not even… Squidward's house.

>> No.4277286
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4277286

>>4272265
>>4272465

>> No.4277343
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4277343

"Stop copying me!"
"There's no award for that!"

>> No.4277401 [DELETED] 

You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.

>> No.4277406
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4277406

You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him.

>> No.4277441
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4277441

>Hey Mr. Krabs, you're getting all sweaty again.

>> No.4277449

>>4271634
jeez, I feel like an idiot for not noticing the parallels now

>> No.4277451

>>4272465
oh y-you...
;_;

>> No.4277457

>>4271949
>>4271949
oh my fucking god that's perfect

>> No.4277482
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4277482

>It's OK, Squidward. Just imagine him in his underwear...
>Oh no, he's hot!

>> No.4277975

>>4271857
losing it

>> No.4278248

>>4277406
That episode actually made me kinda sad.

>> No.4278292
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4278292

Give to the Children's fund? What have the children ever done for me?

>> No.4278335
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4278335

"Do instruments of torture count?"

>> No.4278411
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4278411

>>4271336

'Surprisingly profound for a narrative about a sponge.'

>> No.4278434
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4278434

Flats was the real victim here. A victim of a society that's riding down a violent road to nowhere; a road I call ... 'violence road'.

>> No.4278760

>>4278434
Deep.

>> No.4278783
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4278783

"Pinky out!"

>> No.4278843
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4278843

"MY NAMES... NOT... RIIIICK!"

>> No.4278845

>Sponge Squarepants
>A vast and complete stitching of compiled references to western pieces of literature, ranging from The New Testament to Metamorphosis to Taipei and back again

>Spongebob Squarepants is the greatest intellectual work of any entertainment medium in the western canon; truly a deconstruction of the western worlds perception of reality reassembled subtly and tactfully as a nickelodeon show to be re-administered to the world's youth

>> No.4278851

>>4277482
hahahahahah

>> No.4278856

>>4278783
actually lol'd

>> No.4278862
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4278862

'I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week when watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes.'

>> No.4278873
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4278873

>>4278843
Holy shit my sides.

>> No.4278998

>>4277406
/thread

>> No.4279416
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4279416

There should be a law against so many stuck-up tightwads living in one place!

>> No.4280384
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4280384

Who needs dumb ol' Texas?

>> No.4280399
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4280399

that's just Old Man Jenkins in his jalopy

>> No.4280401
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4280401

>> No.4280426
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4280426

>>4271892
>>4271902
>>4271949
>>4271965
>>4271968
>>4271988
>>4272056
>>4273343
>>4274052
>>4274212
>>4276120
>>4278292

Best thread I've seen on /lit/ in a very, very long time

>> No.4280435
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4280435

>Yes, it seems Old Man Winter paid us a visit late last night, and he brought with him not a pillow or a sheet, but a blanket... a blanket of snow!

>> No.4280440
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4280440

>You're going to interrogate my blender?

>> No.4280441

>>4271536
Why are you even on this board right now?

>> No.4280476
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4280476

I WANT THAT FORMULA

>> No.4280490
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4280490

AN ALASKAN BULL WORM!

>> No.4280492
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4280492

"This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color"

>> No.4280496
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4280496

"Rectangles!"

>> No.4280502

>>4280496

Oh fuck you I was just about to post this one.

Like I actually just reopened this thread so I could post this. Damn.

>> No.4280503
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4280503

>>4280502

Great minds

>> No.4280513

>One Hundred Years of Solitude

Even if it takes tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...

>> No.4280514
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4280514

A well thought-out and organized list of complaints!

>> No.4280519

>>4280514

excellent

>> No.4280536

>>4272287
What?

>> No.4280537
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4280537

Wait a minute, Patrick. I'M the maniac!

>> No.4280540
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4280540

'no, patrick. they're laughing next to us'

>> No.4280543
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4280543

"With *imagination,* I can be anything I want. A pirate: arrrgh! A football player: hut!"

"A starfish!"

"Patrick, you're already a starfish."

"See Squidward, it works!"

>> No.4280547

>>4272067
oh god...

>> No.4280548
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4280548

FUUUUUUUTTTUUUUUUURRREEEE...

FFFFFUUUUUUUTTTTUUUUUUURRRREEEEE...

>> No.4280551

>>4271885
>>4271881
Well wasn't the episode pretty much based on this

>> No.4280558

>>4280548
Forever War is an allegory for the alienation of returning Vietnam vets, it doesn't quite fit. For a sci-fi which wallows in being futuristic and nothing else I'd say a better choice would be the Xeelee sequence, particularly "Ring."

>> No.4280568
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4280568

>>4280558

Granted.

Let me try again.

>> No.4280594
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4280594

Nosferatu!

>> No.4280629
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4280629

>The sash-ringing--The flash singing--the bash pinging
>THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

>> No.4280663

>>4272070
It's the funniest book I've ever read, and extremely clever to boot

>> No.4281650
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4281650

OOOH GARY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO?

>> No.4281654

>>4271527
This post is perfect.

>> No.4281953
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4281953

>Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

>> No.4282010
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4282010

So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting, and they had to hire a new one.

>> No.4282017
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4282017

>Squidward's father never hugged him... isn't that sad?

>> No.4282019

>>4281953
toooo much tooo much, you took too much

>> No.4282022

>>4271527
holy shit

>> No.4282395

>>4272465
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.4282894
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4282894

Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am!

>> No.4283089
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4283089

>>4282017

>> No.4283450

its the best thread ever

>> No.4283459
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4283459

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
>captcha: plain duckward

>> No.4283468

I wish we could archive this thread

>> No.4283489
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4283489

>So let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song. Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song.

>> No.4283492

>>4283468

it is archived... along with every other thread

you could download the .html too you know

>> No.4283516
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4283516

FANCY LIVING HERE WE COME - LA LA LALA LA

>> No.4283518

>>4283468
If you want it archived somewhere other than fuuka, there's the chanarchive.

>> No.4283521

>>4280476
Ravioli Ravioli, Give Me the Formuoli

>> No.4284307 [DELETED] 
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4284307

>I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!

>> No.4284317
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4284317

>I will dismantle this oppressive establishment board by board!

>> No.4284554
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4284554

THE SECRET FORMULA IS-

>> No.4284777
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4284777

Ah, the sea. So fascinating. So wonderful. Here, we see Bikini Bottom, teeming with life.

Home to one of my favorite creatures, SpongeBob SquarePants. Yes, of course he lives in a pineapple, you silly.

[very first words]

>> No.4284808
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4284808

The Sun Also Rises

"OH WAITER! WEEEETER! WAIT-TOR!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_n29oMRpvw

>> No.4284928

>>4284554
Oh my... yes.

>> No.4285529

>>4283518
chanarchive closed down months ago

>> No.4285535

>>4284808
>spongebob getting drunk on sundaes

The things you miss as a 10 year old

>> No.4285577
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4285577

>>4271977
crime and punishment, Punishment and Crime! in the hall..

>> No.4285603
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4285603

What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

>> No.4285774
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4285774

"Don't touch me, I'm sterile"

>> No.4285797
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4285797

'It's like a goldmine, but with fur'

>> No.4285842
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4285842

Two… sal-ads. Never heard of it. I got to stay hip. I don't want to end up like silly old Squidward. But what in the name of Davy Jones' locker is a ... sal-lad?

>> No.4285886

Is op really still keeping this thread alive?

We should have an age limit on /lit/.

>> No.4285892
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4285892

FU-TURE! FU-TURE! FU-TURE!

>> No.4285910

>>4285886
>being a killjoy

>> No.4285923

>>4285535
>get out of here underage fa-
Oh god, the Spongebob movie came out 9 years ago.

>> No.4285943
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4285943

I am about to write the greatest essay of all time. Like most great essays, it will be written on paper.

>> No.4285961
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4285961

'Squidward! Your ceiling is talking to me!"

>> No.4286009

>>4278845
>Although it causes ADHD in younger children, if we administer it to them enough, the yearn for great literature and philosophy will be implanted in their subconsciousness, although they won't be able to focus enough to read.

>> No.4286014

>>4285923
Don't remind me

>> No.4286021

>>4277482
>new spongebob

>> No.4286027

>>4286021
>that episode
>new

>> No.4286028

>>4286021
But Band Geeks is a classic episode, anon

>> No.4286033
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4286033

>Jellyfishing, Jellyfishing, Jellyfishing

>> No.4286035
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4286035

S: I am SpongeBob, Destroyer of Eviiiil!

P: Take it easy, it's just a drawing.

>> No.4286040

>>4285943
>I am about to write the greatest essay of all time

Could also be anything by Bret Easton Ellis.

>> No.4286044

>>4286027
>>4286028
oh fuck my bad

when I hear them say gay shit I assume post movie episodes

band geeks was great

>> No.4286047
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4286047

>SpongeBob, sooner or later you're gonna have to go outside!
>Listen, I've told you but I'm never leaving my house again.
>Never ever?
>Never ever ever!

>> No.4286053
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4286053

So, do you deliver your own mail?
Or do you have your own mailperson?
But then, who delivers his mail?
Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?

>> No.4286069

>>4280540
Ok, I actually lol'd

>> No.4286075
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4286075

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

>> No.4286118
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4286118

Patrick: "SpongeBob, when are you gonna learn? No means yes"

>> No.4286149
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4286149

Although everyday the pain grows you ride unicorns on rainbows, if you throw all your dreams down the well.

>> No.4286160
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4286160

"Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification. "

>> No.4286162
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4286162

>Too bad that didn't kill me.

>> No.4286153
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4286153

>Does it involve more dismemberment?

>> No.4286163

>>4286149
That would work better with Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World.

>> No.4286185

Realized today that the Rock Bottom episode is a Marxist commentary on class separation.

>> No.4286195

>>4286160
dat covert anti-capitalist episode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4-g0UdNAmM

>> No.4286202

>>4286185
You think that was Marxist? Watch Squid on Strike.

>SpongeBob: Alright, Mr. Krabs. You've gone too far this time. You can pick on me, but Squidward is a great leader. We are workers united! We're tired of your smelly greed! And we're gonna saw all your tables, and we're gonna smash stuff with the people's hammer. And we're gonna... We're gonna... Squidward, what was that other part?
>Squidward: Dismantle your oppressive establishment?
>SpongeBob: Yeah, that too!

>> No.4286215

You can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase POOP.

>Fast Food Nation

>> No.4286218

>>4271898
good one hahah

>> No.4286232

>>4286185
Some guy on /co/ once said it was an allegory for getting lost in the ghetto. Actually, that could be the same thing, too.

>> No.4286518 [DELETED] 

>Gimpel the Fool by I.B. Singer

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)

>> No.4286530

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hnigatu/who-said-it-spongebob-or-nietzsche

>> No.4286537

Dumpster writing! The voice of the people!
>Twilight

>> No.4286595

>It's a rock! A rock!

Requiem for a Dream

>> No.4286688

>Waiting for Godot
>Santa's comin, tonight tonight, Santa's comin tonight!

>> No.4286712

>>4280537

pffftaahhaha

>> No.4286769

>>4271820

7/10, the imague almost ruined it

>> No.4286905

>>4286232
You needed someone on /co/ to tell you that?

>> No.4287093

>>4271930
10/10. oh god, 10/10.

>> No.4287095

>>4281650
Oh my actual fucking god. Oh my god

>> No.4287433 [DELETED] 

This thread is glorious. Oh my god.

>> No.4287449

>>4286232

>>4286905
It's just someone getting lost in a foreign country, you racists.

>> No.4287450

>>4284554
10/10

>> No.4287492

>>4287449
>Implying it's not an account of race relations in the ghetto

>> No.4287501

Could you say that the Pizza Delivery episode is a demonstration of ethics? Spongebob having a Kantian perspective and Squidward becoming a utilitarian.

>> No.4288431

>>4286202
I wouldn't agree. The point of the episode was that Squidward and Spongebob completely failed at striking. It doesn't go as far as completely rejecting unions, but it's definitely not marxist

>> No.4288804

>>4285774
Gr8

>> No.4288913

FINLAND!

>The Kalevala

>> No.4288935

>>4272020

Quality

>> No.4288979

>>4272022
i fucking exploded

>> No.4289145

>>4287501
That make more sense than I thought it would when I started reading the post.

>> No.4289686

>>4286040
"Hello, you've reached the house of unrecognized talent."

>> No.4290845

>>4289686
I laughed.

It could also work for anything by DFW

>> No.4293258

bumping