/lit/ - Literature

Christopher Paolini has an IQ way above the level of super genius. Hhe made himself a millionaire at the age of 21 by self-promoting and writing down George Lucas' fantasies. On a good month you can scrimp and save to put $2500 into your checking account, and work at a job that is boring at best.

Paolini has refined taste in literature, and his favorite authors include Tolkien, Eddison, and the anonymous writer of Beowulf. Your taste in literature stopped with DFW and Pynchon, like everyone else.

Christopher Paolini has excellent taste in music, and has collaborated with Canadian punk-rocker Avril Legivne. 99% of your favorite bands and albums can be found on the /mu/core chart.

Paolini has written four best-selling books. One of them got a Hollywood adaptation and a video game adaptation. You haven't.

LOL although this is bait, I'm going to bite and just say that I love Sasha, she's such a cutie. Also you're right, she has a lot more drive than most of the faggots on this board working on novels that will never be finished. But at the same time she is a woman, like a chimp who fucks for bananas she fucks on camera for money.

Every porn shes starred in shes been an employee, and just remember that the people making the videos are making a lot of dough for taping people fucking and uploading them to a paid subscription site. Really she's just a player in a very profitable industry.

>current 93
>not /mu/ core
2/10 was almost going to read further

>>4245321
>Sasha Grey has an IQ way above the level of super genius
source? I've only seen it mentioned casually on blogs and forums but never actually seen proof. As she is a star, I'm a bit skeptical about it

>>4245369
i lol'd

>>4245369
tell me where you see it here

>>4245387
kanye's overhyped MBDTF is on /mu/core. lost all respect for the board

>>4245321
>and has collaborated with David Tibet of Current93
She said his cum tasted like rotten herring.

>>4245321

I have my dignity.

No I don't.

But at least I don't not have it like she doesn't have it.

>>4245402
2/10, though i'm not entirely sure what angle you're trolling

Sasha can swallow a lot of things, but she can't swallow that the purpose of a dick is to piss and fuck pussies.

>>4245402
I'm amazed that you had any respect for the board in the first place.

>>4245321

SG is smart for a porn star, and my border collie is smart for a dog.

I wouldn't trust either with anything more than the most menial task.

So what kind of porn do you guys watch anyway?

Be honest. I won't judge you if it's something really weird or pathetic. I really want to know. Remember, you're anonymous.

>>4245494
I can only get off to candid videos of people having fun (srs)

>>4245494
None, I practice imagination wanking. It's an exercise in creativity and lively envisioning and a way to protect my mind from the destructive workings of porn. It's the writerly way.

Not saying the Marquis can't be inspiring though.

>>4245497
>tfw you're almost there and the footage cuts to bob saget

>>4245497
You mean like voyeurism?

>>4245494
vanilla hetero average stuff. about as edgy as it ever gets is light bondage, someone licking a foot, or tattoos.

>>4245494
I used to only be able to get off to hentai, specifically involving tentacles and that kind of shit.
Now I can't at all, and I'm pretty worried.

>>4245504
Hilarious.

>>4245499
>you will never have a dungeon full of kidnapped sex slaves locked up and uniformed by category under your monastery

>>4245512
Don't worry. That's just nature cleansing itself. It's ok.

>>4245494
cuckoldry. Specifically interracial.

I don't know why, and I'm deeply ashamed and depressed about it. I fucking hate myself.

It's probably because I'm extremely insecure about my masculinity and was raised in a very racist home.

>>4245512
Final stage of porn addiction. Stop watching any pornography (this includes browsing NSFW boards) and live healthily, you'll start to feel better in a few weeks.

>>4245494
Nudes and memories of my ex girlfriend

>>4245494

lolicon mostly

I have a normal and healthy-enough sex life aside from my attraction to drawings of little kids but damn, they do me well on the week nights. I should probably be more distressed/feel more socially isolated because of my pedophiliac tendencies but... eh.

>Sahsha Grey
>relatable

status : I don't give a fuck

>>4245563
Enjoy your prison sentence.

>>4245494
trike patrol
amateur ebony teen

>>4245494
faceless old fat men raping chinese cartoon characters

>>4245598
I wish I could go back to getting off to that.

>>4245321

Sasha Grey is the Frederick Douglass of the porn industry, except she developed stockholm syndrome for her oppressors.

>>4245402

What's funny is that if you post /mu/'s best recs list, it will be universally panned as "shit."

>>4245612
>Frederick Douglass of the porn industry

i have no idea what you mean by this. she is a gifted orator?

>>4245616

She is someone who was intelligent enough to escape an inherently exploitative line of work and made something of her life. Most porn actresses are dumb whores with daddy issues that are blatantly exploited rather than "liberated."

>>4245637
So liberated.

>>4245494
in general i'll watch whatever, but for my current kick i use the split screen function to watch those humiliation videos on one half of my screen and asian pop idol videos or those asmr whispering videos on the other. sometimes it's just a different porn on each side though, depends on whether i'm feeling romantic or not.

i never got adults that feel ashamed about their porn habits. i fucking love porn. porn's great. i mean i'm listening to these: http://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/ as we speak.

>>4245644
>reddit
get >>>/out/

>>4245616

I'm not >>4245612, but maybe he's making a connection between slavery and the human trafficking at the root of much of the industry.

>>4245645
mate i even use tumblr to find porn. finding good porn is like playing the stock markets nigga, you gotta diversify.

>>4245648
I'll cede to that bruv, I did use tumblr once for these reasons.

>>4245651
this might be pulling at straws, but you wouldn't happen to have ever come across a directory of european (the continent not the ethnicity) porn stars? i feel like i've exhausted the american and japanese markets.

She looks better with shorter hair.

>>4245655
Unfortunately not. Good luck, to be honest my libido is pretty low anyways, I only used tumblr once.

>>4245655
nevermind just googled "european pornstars" and it was the first hit. can't believe that never worked before. catch u faggots in a month.

Has Sasha Grey read all of Cicero's letters and the works of Homer in their original languages? Didn't think so.

>>4245684

If she has?

>>4245494
I can't stop fapping to this /7F8944A.
I don't know why, but the way she performs it is so unreal, almost as she actually likes to do it.
Sadly I don't know her name.

when i first started jacking off i watched a ton of sasha videos but after a certain point i don't get how you can willingly keep watching her without degrading your own soul in the process

>>4245494
Real porn, I like bondage, amateur and POV stuff.

Hentai, I like more things than I care to admit. Seriously feels like I discover some new fetish lurking in the crannies of my psyche every few months.

i don't even get her appeal anymore like wtf she's ugly with small tits and no ass, has to be the freak factor, borderline rape gangbangs with 3 black cocks in each orifice, ok i remember now

>>4245753
I think she's cute at photo ops

If I found a few thousand pounds in the street, she'd probably let me punch her in the uterus. I'm so jealous.

She has AIDS.

Somehow, I don't think a genius would catch AIDS.

>>4245760
>a few thousand pounds in the street

Two dead Americans?

>>4245765

Badum-tsh.

But seriously, imagine if she was a forty year old man who stuck herrings in his ass, yet was still a millionaire genius with a published book and all that jazz. Are you jealous of herring man?

>no hypocrisy of contemporary morality
0/10 shit pasta op

>>4245768
Of course I am.

>>4245514
Shit, man, I had this thought of having a slave whom I would treat very well and keep in tip-top shape. I'd give them books and nice meals. Although I'd make it very comfortable I'd never be tricked into compromising security.

She's one of those "break-the-mold" porn stars who go into porn but can't reconcile their career choice with parental/societal expectations, so they go out of their way to seem intelligent and deep. Kind of like Asia Carrera, who mentions that she likes "quantum physics" every chance she gets. Alright, we get it, you're a nerd. Awesome. And now I'm looking at you squirt pool balls out your asshole.
I don't know what this obsession is with porn stars to try to seem deep and intelligent. We don't care. People aren't watching you because we want to see if you can name drop philosophers at parties.

On her website, Sasha strains to call herself an "artist," and that she decided to do porn because she could "bring an enigmatic quality to it."


ADJECTIVE: enigmatic
1. Having an unobvious or mysterious meaning; hard to understand
2. Mysterious
Sasha, who has appeared in such films as "Buttman's Stretch Class 2, Swallow My Squirt 4, Gang Bang My Face" and "Ass Eaters Unanimous 19" wants to bring some mystery and depth to porn. At no point in my life have I been watching porn and thought, "what does this mean?!" Porn isn't mysterious and deep, it's just a transaction between us, the paying customers, and you, the person being paid to show us your genitals. Don't like it? Fine, don't do it.

>>4245775
Asia was so hot.

>>4245494

Mostly creampies and vids involving multiple orgasms. My real fetish though is intimacy, the aforementioned kinks are just vehicles for that. I pretty much lose my erection if either the male or female looks in any way distant, bored or if they start making horrific noises or cursing repeatedly.

>>4245770

;_:

Your dignity is worth more than that, Big Bear.

>>4245775
I thought I've seen this before. Maddox wrote this.

>>4245782
You'd love Asa Akira, fake orgasms every fucking second

>>4245788

Seen it, didn't like it. Amateur shit is more my thing. As you can see, I'm creating a very narrow category.

>>4245321
Look at her eyes, she's dead inside.

>>4245775
Porn is thought of as a dishonest profession, and they're trying to salvage their rep from such a blow. It's not hard genius.

I'd like her if she didnt just say "Fuck fuck fuck FUCK OOOHHH FUCK!" in every video. Yes, you are fucking, we understand Sasha. Worst fake orgasm ever. What a turn off.

>implying intelligence, and not psychopathy, is correlated with making lots of money

>She made herself a millionaire

citation needed

>>4245407
Why? Because she does porn? There is no shame in that.

Giving out blowies for 20$ to support your meth habit is shameful and undignified. Not this.

>>4245446
well I didn't meant respect per se. I reserved my judgement, now I know /mu/ is shit

>>4245494
throatfucks and public blowjobs get me off, standing 69s, doggy. the only girl with big fae boobs i like is asa akira because she knows how to give a great blow but usually I like slim or skinny girls, amateur is good and that ugly girl natasha shy really turns me on for some reason

>>4245872
Can you describe your thinking a little better?

What if someone does porn to feed their meth habit? Would that be shameful and undignified?

What if someone blew random, fat truckers for $20 to buy books? Does that somehow make it not shameful and not dignified?

If you think there's no shame in doing porn, would you let your girlfriend or wife do it?

>>4245494
amazing. the only thing all /lit/ responds to is a question about porn

>>4245494

bondage. the less exaggerated the better. I feel kindof ashamed but ordinary porn hardly ever works.

>>4245494
Shemale lions with big cocks fucking femboys

If this is what my latent mind dares bring to bear,
I fear below, and what is hiding there--

>>4245884
If someones giving blowies for 20$ to fuel their meth habit, and they are happy with that life style, then they still have their dignity. Realistically, I don't think anyone in the world in that situation is happy with who they are though so you can safely consider it undignified.

If you are a girl who takes care of her body and is really good looking, you're probably proud of that. If you can fuck on camera a few times a week and make a nice living you probably wouldn't be ashamed to do that either. Well, to avoid being to black and white about this I'll say I'm sure some pornstars feel ashamed of who they are. When it comes to dignity though it really comes down to what you think of yourself.

Anyway, simply being a pornstar doesn't make you a person without dignity. You're providing a service and making money. If that's the life you want then there is no shame in it.

>>4245353
Christopher Paolini has parents who are prominent in the publishing industry, hence why he managed to get his shitty excuse for a story published.

>>4245494
Real amateur stuff is the only thing that I can get off to these days, which is shit because real amateur stuff is so fucking hard to find.

She's clearly master of avant-garde post-modernist prose. One of the turn of the century most groundbreaking writers.

I have high hopes for her writing career.

>>4245645
Reddit is pretty decent when it comes to finding porn, don't be a sperglord. This isn't /v/.

>>4245965
God, what a terrible cliche of a first page. "haha this book is so edgy it has to have a little informal disclaimed!"

I can just imagine thousands of middle-aged American women getting wet at the thought of the forbidden pleasures the rest of the book may hold just reading that banal fucking first.

>>4245969
Bless you. You articulate the anxiety beyond my capacity.

>>4245969
a true paradigm of ingenuity and entrepreneurship. i mean suckin off people for money, truly a person of great innovation.

>>4245969
>>4245974

>being this pleb

>>4245965
"I'm not talking about the Illuminati. Or the Bilderberg Group, or Bohemian Grove, or any of those corny plot devices used to advance the commercial agendas of disingenuous conspiracy nut jobs."

Oh come the fuck on, really? I'm not a conspiracy nut in the slightest, but even I know that the BIlderberg Group is a real thing. It has a fucking wikipedia page.

Also, who in their right mind believes conspiracy nuts do what they do in order to sell merchandise?

This reads like the writing of a 16 year old child who's spent their entire life being told how clever they are, and as a result has never had to deal with criticism, external or otherwise, and whose education never advanced beyond that of a fucking 14 year old as a result.

We can only assume that a lifetime of being a cheap fucktoy has left her with the emotional development of a child.

>>4245979
>This reads like the writing of a 16 year old child who's spent their entire life being told how clever they are, and as a result has never had to deal with criticism,
i thought this was inherent for being a pornstar

>>4245969
Addendum:

Middle-Aged American Woman 1: "Oh, Janet. Have you heard about that new book? Hillary said it's like 50 Shades of Gray, but it was written by a REAL porn star.

Middle-Aged American Woman 2: "Christ Alive, Julie, really? How depraved! I'll buy 20 for our reading group."

Middle-Aged American Woman 1: "Oh, how wonderful, Janet. Lets just hope the hubbies don't hear about this. I think David would have another stroke if he found me reading something like that!

*Middle-Aged American Woman 1 winks to the audience*

*Middle-Aged American Woman 2 giggles to herself in the manner of someone who hasn't seen sunlight for 20 years "for her own good"*

[End Scene]

>>4245978
>the wonders of the soft erection
absolutely terrifying

>>4245978
>house of leaves
>Nietzsche
>jean paul satre
*tips fedora*

>>4245997
Is House of Leaves any good? I've heard a little about it and it sounds, at the very least, mildly interesting. I'm concerned it's one of those things lauded only by those who browse Reddit and honestly believe Breaking Bad to be the pinnacle of art. Is it worth a read for someone who isn't a total moron?

>>4246002
I enjoyed it. It's nothing to put on a mantle, but it's not something to avoid like the plague.