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420233 No.420233 [Reply] [Original]

Compare yourself to an author.

I'll start.

>> No.420235

Ayn Rand.
I'm creepy and have a devoted group of followers who I force to smoke.

>> No.420236

Ayn Rand
-----because we are both wonderful trolls

>> No.420241

HAHA STEFANEE MAYER LOLOLOL SO RANDUMB XD

>> No.420240

>>420236
beat you to it, nigger.

>> No.420243

Robert Jordan

Becaus-HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>> No.420246

I'm not a writer. So I guess yeah..I'll pick Meyers as well.

>> No.420247

George RR Martin

I'm lazy.

>> No.420249
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420249

Lord Byron...

Because I'll stick my dick in anything.

>> No.420251

George RR Martin
I weigh over 9000 pounds and never finish anything.

>> No.420252

>>420240
fuck you asshole

>> No.420253

>>420246

I see what you did there.

>> No.420255
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420255

>>420252

>> No.420261
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420261

I do shitloads of drugs.

I generally don't give a fuck about people's shit. I enjoy antagonizing stupid motherfuckers. Their rage brings me great joy and amusement.

Speaking my truth is more important to me than what people think.

I'm pretty much Hunter S. come again.

>> No.420267

>>420255
yes I am very mad

>> No.420268

>>420264
you either got trolled or that guy is so pretentious that he actually believes it.

>> No.420264

>>420261

Oh jesus, I'm sure. Fucking faggot thinks he's a huge badass.

>> No.420270
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420270

>>420264
>>420268

Rage harder, guys.

-Keep raging-. Don't stop.

>> No.420271
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420271

>>420267

>> No.420272

>>420261
If you promise to have your cremated body shot from a cannon shaped like a giant hand flipping the bird, Ill allow it.

>> No.420274

>>420268

I think it is the second possibility. BECAUSE I NEVER GET TROLLED!!!

>> No.420278

>>420272

The hand isn't flipping the bird fuckface. It's holding a paoti bud.

>> No.420281
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420281

>>420278

>> No.420283

>>420271
She is my an hero

>> No.420284

>>420281

Read more. And I won't have to "get all up in your face" with knowledge.

>> No.420285

>>420278
"Peyote Button", sir.

>> No.420286
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420286

>>420284

>> No.420287
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420287

>>420261
get out of here stalker

>> No.420288

Jack Kerouac, because my entire life is pretty much a search for kicks.

>> No.420289

>>420285

Forgive the spelling. This plebeians ignorance had me a rushed uproar.

>> No.420291

>>420278
Where is the cannon hole in this configuration?

>> No.420293

>>420286

Hey bro, cool story.

>> No.420295
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420295

>>420293

>> No.420296

>>420289
>plebeians

no. Oryx and Crake is not a meme.

>> No.420297

JD salignger cuz I think everyone is fake...myself included.

>> No.420298

>>420291

The icon (Peyote Button) is printed on the canon.

>> No.420300

>>420296
the term plebeian wasn't coined by Margaret Atwood.
It's a Latin word for the lower class in Rome. That's how people know it.
Come on, don't just assume everyone takes stuff from Atwood.

>> No.420301

>>420297

I'm Philip K. Dick. Because I agree with you, on a different level.

>> No.420304
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420304

>>420300
>my face after being told

>> No.420306

>>420298
Jesus good to know. Everytime someone mentions Hunter S. Thompson I tell the middle finger version of this story like a huge tool.

>> No.420307
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420307

Voltaire

I said screw it to my parent's plans for me. I write and study a variety of things. I also think that most people of most walks of life suck, especially the Church. And I also hope to piss off enough people in my writing someday that they deport me.

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420309

>>420307
you do that

>> No.420312
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420312

>>420307

My face when this person actually did what OP asked.

>> No.420315

david foster wallace, because i'm a talented writer and hugely depressed.

>> No.420318

>>420315
>because i'm a talented writer
no you're not. get the fuck out

>> No.420319

>>420315
Oh, you have it so bad.

Cheer up, kiddo. And your writing probably isn't that great. That's okay, though.

>> No.420322
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420322

I'm like Bukowski. Eh writes poetry and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.420323

>>420315

just keep going down wallace's road. it'll all end well.

>> No.420326
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420326

>>420315
Make like Hemingway and shoot yourself in the face

>> No.420327

>>420323

HA!

>> No.420332
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420332

>>420261


Too bad that he really had no story to tell, he explored a culture that didn't exist with a singular identity, but existed without any definition.

This sounds more like some angsty tween.

lol.

>> No.420337

>>420332
well, he took a lot of drugs, so let's say angsty teen.

>> No.420334

Edgar Allan Poe, because I'm fucking my cousin.

>> No.420339

>>420322
I know he's a pretty great read, but who would want to be such an asshole?

>> No.420346

>>420339

Go back to /mu/ faggot.

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420345

>>420334
>implying you write

>> No.420347
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420347

>>420332

>Implying you didn't know about Gonzo Journalism

>> No.420350
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420350

>>420345

>implying I don't

>> No.420356

>>420350
>>420347

>implying implications.

>> No.420357

>>420332
Communities need definition to be worth writing about? If something's new and organic and a writer catches it early there's not going to be many labels available.

>> No.420361

>>420350
>i like to imply stuff also

>> No.420365

>>420361

Who doesn't like to imply?

>> No.420366

>>420357

>implying he didn't do something that had been done many times before.

>> No.420374
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420374

>>420347

Well, apparently you don't.

Doing drugs and lol'ing at other people's rage doesn't make you Hunter S. It makes you a lousy troll, at best.

And we all know the dumbest trolls are ones who actually think they're doing something important, like "Telling their own truth."

You're like Bill O O'rielly.

lulz.

Picture related, just another guy "Spreading his truth."

>> No.420377
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420377

>>420374

>Implying that speaking one's own truth is important
>implying I even assign importance to anything in this fucked up world

>> No.420383

>>420377

Oh, and before you get all bent out of shape and say HURR DURR U SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT, know this:

What's important to me, never even matters to anyone else, and I'm sensible enough to realize that.

>> No.420387 [DELETED] 

>>420377

Oh, and before you get all bent out of shape and say HURR DURR U SAID IT WAS IMPORTANT, know this:

What's important to me, never even matters to anyone else, and I'm sensible enough to realize that.

But I'm sure you'd have realized that if you actually, y'know, read my post instead of getting all butthurt for no reason, bro

>> No.420385

>>420377

Wow. So much wrong with your post. You are obviously a fag, and I'm not even the person that you're arguing with. Boo hoo you. Boo hoo.

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420390

>>420377

Well, now I know you're a troll, since in your first post you obviously >implied you assigned importance to yourself.

Have a doghead.

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420394

>>420387
/lit/, you're sinking even deeper into a cancerous shithole.

>> No.420395

>>420390

One step ahead of ya, chief.

>>420383

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420396

>>420383

Good job correcting your own post when you realized it was fucking stupid.

Hahahahahaha, Oh wow.

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420398

>>420395
master chief

>> No.420404

>>420396

More like clarifying.

I'm aware of the world enough to know that things I care about don't even register on other people's radar...but you know that already, right?

>> No.420406
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420406

I'm also a huge faggot.

>> No.420411

>>420406

Yes, yes you are.

>> No.420415

>>420411

I don't need your validation, cunt.

>> No.420418

>>420394

>using HAL JORDAN macro
>throwing the word cancer around

Are you doing this without realizing the inherent irony of it or something because I can't tell

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420422

>>420415
>implying it has a cunt
wtf is going on here

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420425

>>420404

Fair enough, troll or not, I'm moving on, the point is moot.

I'm like Lovecraft because I -OH GOD IT'S COMING FOR ME.

>> No.420426

>>420422

OP here. I've been behind every post in this thread. hahahahahahahaha

>> No.420428

>>420270

LOL I TROLL U

>> No.420432
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420432

>>420418
oh, you demon. DEMONNNNNNNNN


AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.420434
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420434

>>420426
I know

>> No.420440

>>420426


yooooou motherfucker

I am going to get angry with you over the internet and call you a homo

>> No.420441
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420441

>>420434
old man

>> No.420443
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420443

>this thread

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420451

>>420443
yousa needsa shuta the fucka up. I makes da rulesa arounda here

>> No.420459

Bret Easton Ellis.
I hate rich people and I might be gay.

>> No.420479

>>420451
why did I laugh so hard

>> No.420485
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420485

>>420479
just 'cuz

>> No.420491

>>420485
Going see Star Wars again

>> No.420493
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>>420491
it's a real screencap. see attack of the clones, they cut his head off and feed it to ewoks

pic related

>> No.420502

>>420493
nvm guess it Bladerunner again

>> No.420511
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420511

>>420502
Deckard is a replicant

>> No.420546

>>420511
ok lost in translation

>> No.420550
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420550

>>420546
obvious troll

you've never watched bladerunner? jesus

>> No.420556

>>420550
I have watched it before...guy freezes with a fucking dove

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420570

>>420556
oh, well. It still beats the snot outta lost in translation

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420646

WRITERS YOU'D LIKE TO FUCK