/lit/ - Literature

>Porn Star

I really don't think this can be stressed enough

I guess it would be like reading Oscar Wilde, you always feel slightly more gay after reading a book by him.

With Sasha, my guess is, you'll come out on the other side, feeling like a cock hungry whore.

Get reading.

holy fuck, how does she manage to wear this smug face ALL THE TIME

>>4179696
I enjoyed it.

I liked it. She knows her way around being sexually dominated and seems like a nice person.
This is her "write what you know".

Good on her for figuring out a way to make money off pretentious hipster fuckwits

>>4179842
I will never have five million dollars for doing nothing. I'm pretty sure in this age you could write a great american, as good as any, and receive little to no merit.

>>4179684
Dayum, Sasha's looking mega qt in that photo.

>>4179842
muh waifu

It's excellent

>>4179842
Pretty sure the fan-base will consist of 40 year old housewives.

>>4181305
Actually, I find the writing quite sub-par.

>>4181328
same here, I believe it is much over-hyped. the prose is mediocre at best.

>>4179697

Years of practice.

>>4181305
Finally, someone calls out puppet masters of the universe at Skull & Bones, i.e., ``that Yale thing".

>>4181305
is that you Sasha?

post tits with timestamp

>>4179695

I don't care that the author sucks dick, I care that her book does.

If the book is good, who cares about the personal details of its author? What is this, the 19th century?

>>4181341
Sasha's ego is too large to post anonymously.

That's why she revealed herself on wikipedia when she threw a hissy fit over some photos.

>>4181346
>who cares about the personal details of its author?
clearly a lot of neckbeards, otherwise no one would have heard of her book

>>4181352
>What's a rhetorical question?

>>4181366
It's like a trivial question you don't need to answer.

>>4179684

If she cared about the quality of what she wrote, she'd publish it under pseudonym. So I guess my opinion really does not matter.

*reads pic title*
Allrighty then.

>>4181363
Lol'd

Am I the only one who'd welcome pornstars to try out different areas of work? Not gonna deny it, I enjoy porn but I can't see it being an especially pleasant type of work. Let's just see where her literary career ends up. This book might turn out shit but maybe she'll be better in the future. I don't see why upward mobility should be a bad thing.

http://youtu.be/AoMc53OZV6w?t=5m11s

>>4181314
No, mummy porn works by appearing to be less filthy than it is, Gray's name means husbands and others would know exactly what it is.
This is closer to erotica for people who haven't read Bataille, Nin, Miller, Sade or Réage

>>4181305
Can't tell if you're serious, but it's actually pretty shit. Assuming it wasn't ghostwritten, you can tell she's not stupid, she just can't write any better than that chick who just put out The Bone Season.

>>4182648
no, you're not. orgasms are the closest humanity can get to know and embody eternity for a moment.

I have seen her butt hole.

>>4182648
no I have nothing against pornstars, I used to watch a lot of porn and even if I wasn´t a fan of sasha grey I never felt annoyed by the pic with her and the book on existentialism or by other displays of intellectualism or pseudo-intellectualism... I mean, I didn´t believe that she was dumb or just a poser, I didn´t even believe the opposite ofc.
Then I read that excerpt

>>4181441
>if she cared about the quality of her work she'd publish under a pseudonym

Only children think like this.

>>4182801
Says the subordinated adult.

>>4182692
>grays name would
Mean husbands and others would know exactly what it is

I think you grossly overestimate how well known pornstars are in the general populace.

>>4182762
I prefer the pleasure of Roquefort cheese, personally.

>>4182762

And you say that, because you are more than a human, right?

>>4182801

Never forgetting to be a child is the only way one has to never betray what one really is. Adulthood, is a hoax.

A hoax society builds to make you accept a certain set of games designed to bend your will, take away all happiness, and creativity from you.

>>4182851
https://twitter.com/dogsdoingthings/status/384883486458646529

>>4182762
>orgasms are the closest humanity can get to know and embody eternity for a moment.

well said my good awesomesauce sir!! c|:^)

* tips fedora *

She looks like a nice, upstanding, clean living young lady.

I'm tired of seeing photos of this idiot posing with books.

You all know she's famous for having orifices, right? Knock it off.

>>4182941
but there's only two pictures like that.

>>4182945
Apparently only people who don't have sex for a living are allowed to read books.

>>4182945

>>4182945
Let us not talk falsely, now.

>>4182956

Posing with a book =/= reading a book.

>>4182960
how dare someone take a picture with the book she wrote in events to promote the book.

>>4182967

>>4182967

I'm pretty sure Sasha Grey has aids

>>4182979
she does

she was ejaculated out of the porn industry for having it

now she pretends to be a writer. not a bad plan b when they won't let you get facials on cam for money anymore

I wood berry my face so hard betwixt her butt cheeks who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

stop making threads about this shit
this is a literature board not a gossip one

She has a nice butt :)

>>4182957
LOL!

>>4182995
She really does.

Does she do escort? I want to hire her and have her read me some existentialism

>>4183012
see >>4182990

>>4183013
I just wanna grab her ass.

>>4183017
and lick her prolapsed asshole?

>>4183021
that goes without saying

>>4183021
>>4183031
No it doesn't. That's gross.

>>4183033
No it isn't. I want to as well seeing that pic >>4183012

>>4183035
That's because you're disgusting.

>>4183037
>licking ass
>disgusting

Next you'll tell me sucking dick is disgusting

>>4182762
>mfw people actually belive this.

>>4183041
Poop doesn't come out of the penis.

>>4183043
>implying it comes out of the ass

Virgin detected

>>4183043
Well, you don't do it after a long day. You do it after a shower

>>4183045
Wait. What?

>>4183049
And hopefully an enema

It's not any worse than the average erotica.

Why do people keep bringing her up?

>>4183049
cleaning your asshole in the shower is not actually getting rid of the shit. Anything short of a enema you're getting shit on your dick. SHIT COMES FROM THERE.

>>4183055
stop embarrassing yourself

>>4183069
>SHIT COMES FROM THERE.
see
>>4183045

>>4183013
>I want to hire her and have her read me some existentialism

There's a funny story written by Woody Allen called "The Whore of Mensa" that is this exact premise. Bored intellectuals hire this 'whore' to talk about philosophy and literature. Pretty amusing and short: http://waitalia.tripod.com/short-uk.html

>>4183094
cheers, man

>>4183085
>>4183071
I don't think shit comes out of the vagina, dude.

>>4183094
Awesome, thanks.

>>4181346
This.

>>4182648
Porn should be just a thing some people do early on, we shouldn't demonize it. It's not a sustainable career -it probably shouldn't be- but for the time being you're a kind of sexual athlete.

How would /lit/ feel if Thomas Pynchon released a video of himself fucking and sucking a bunch of dudes?

>>4183162
Take my money

>>4183162
fund it

Actually
>How would /lit/ feel if Thomas Pynchon released a video of himself

fund it

>>4183162
You can only do this after you become a respected author, not before.

>>4183101
Women don't shit, virgin

Sasha Grey and James Franco need to get together.

>>4183339
Yes they do. I have seen one do it, in reality.

>>4183343
Why do people here even bother talking about them? They seem really boring.

>>4181346

But if she wasn't a former pornstar her book wouldn't have sold.

>>4183094
That was great

>>4183348
They do seem that way. It doesn't speak well of us as a board that this type of thread gets responses.

>>4183473
I'm more fascinated by her ass than her writing. That's the real aesthetic achievement with this chick.

>>4182806
Not sure if baby boomer or stupid

>>4181346
Pierre Menard?

>>4183094
Thank you for that.

>>4183042
What is so ridiculous about that?

>>4181346
How does the author not matter? If you like a book, you bet your ass you will remember who wrote it. Reading about the author is the best way to understand the book. Jesus, why the fuck do you think anyone gives a fuck about Van Gogh? Stop trying to defend Sasha Grey's reputation because she is extremely open about the fact she's a pornstar.

>>4179684
Marina Ann Hantzis (alias Sasha Grey) is a porn star who sucks dicks and drinks urine for money. What separates Ms. Hantzis from the oodles of ugly whores on the internet is the fact that she parades herself around as an intellectual, and every time she's in an interview she paints herself as a strong and empowered feminist heroine. Did we mention she also licks toilet seats for money? Truly, she is a role model for young women everywhere.

Some argue that Marina Ann Hantzis is the smartest porn star alive. Vanessa Grigoriadis' Rolling Stone article "The Dirtiest Girl in the World," says that Ms. Hantzis "reads Nietzsche, likes it rough" and is "liberating women one gangbang at a time." She may not be able to close her mouth or open her eyes all the way, giving her face a permanent expression of mental retardation, but one only has to listen to her words of wisdom to realize the unbridled intelligence that lurks within her semen-stained mind.

For entertainment, she watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. What are Ms. Hantzis' thoughts on these directors? In her opinion, what is the most striking thing about Bertolucci's cinematography? What common themes can be found within Herzog's films? Nobody knows, because Ms. Hantzis has never said anything about those films. Demonstrating that she subscribes to Desiderius Erasmus' "Philosophy of Name Dropping," all Ms. Hantzis does is say she's intelligent because she's read [Insert Smart Book Title/Philosopher Here] and watched [Insert Critically Acclaimed Movie/Director Here], but never actually demonstrates that she has an elementary understanding of the things she's read or watched. This proves that she is one of those hipsters who thinks that naming a bunch of obscure authors and artists give her credibility. We all know the type. Rather than discuss philosophies and avant-garde art Ms. Hantzis does like to talk about applying makeup, how to make your semen taste better, why racism is bad, and how to use an enema. What little she does say on the internet is often misspelled. Watch out, Sweden! Someone's coming after your Nobel Prizes!

>>4183574
Still, she's getting published and you're not.

lel

>>4183574
>drinks urine for money

Actually, she only has two urine scenes and they're both from behind the scenes footage.

She has never been urinated on for money, though she has been filmed urinating for a scene

>>4183580
>implying im from /lit/
>implying i write
looks like its just you who is getting out published by a whore lolololo

>>4183584
>implying I don't lick toilet seats myself

Are you some kind of puritan?

>>4183585
Oh thats so much better. Thank you for that correction.

>>4183590
No problem, internet friend. Hopefully next time you won't be so judgmental and realize that she's really a nice girl and a great role model for girls everywhere

>>4183592
She's a disgraceful slutbag who has to wear adult diapers.

>>4183574

All I took from that long ass post is that you took a Rolling Stone article seriously and that you think a 25 year old's job is more representative of their intelligence than their upbringing.

I'm not here to defend her, she may be dumb as shit and her book might suck dick. But I don't think you can criticize her intelligence successfully based on spelling mistakes and what she doesn't disclose publicly, be it personal stuff or her opinions on the latest book she read.

>>4183595
>who has to wear adult diapers
That's not true.

>>4183597
>I'm not here to defend her
lol really? cause thats what you're doing.

protip: no matter how much you whiteknight, she still wont fuck you

>>4183598
Statistically likely. The smug bitch would never admit it though.

>>4183597
>But I don't think you can criticize her intelligence successfully based on spelling mistakes and what she doesn't disclose publicly
But these are great for that

>>4183600
there's something pathological about your hatred of some random, albeit famous, slut.
Why are you feeling so indignant about her?

U jelly u so repressed sexually and no one wants to touch ur "no-no"-spot?

>>4183600

Way to ad hominem. The only thing I commented on was how poorly structured your argument was, no need to get your panties twisted.

>>4183597
Wow you sure are le open minded :^)

>>4183601
>Statistically likely.
Give me the statistics.

>implying I wouldn't let her shit in my mouth

>>4183606
Not the guy you're arguing with but the lengths you're going to to defend some pin cushion jizz receptacle is hilarious, especially when you then try and climb on the "u mad because ur virgin lol" tower as a defense.

>>4183606
>there's something pathological about your
stopped reading right there. you're mad as fuck. calm down dude, no one is going to stop you defending your anal enema princess

has anyone *read* the book? can i be spoonfed with a link? :^)

>>4183614
>implying I'm the same guy

She has a lot of fans, deal with it

>>4183610

Just too much logic work at uni at the moment.

Either way, top kek

>>4183621
>identifying as a sasha fan
PPPFFFFTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>4183621
>smug, pseudo-intellectual pornstar who makes pathetic grabs at literature has fans on a board of smug, pseudo-intellectual virgins who make pathetic grabs at literature

UNBELIEVABLE JEFF!

>>4183624
>LOOK LOOK IM AT UNI
>DONT YOU DARE SLANDER MY WHORE
lol

After the book's release a shitstorm was born on amazon.com. After receiving a scathing one star review fans of Marina Ann Hantzis' films flocked to the page and stuffed the ballot box with five star reviews so ridiculously positive its hard to tell if they're really fans or just sockpuppet accounts.

>>4183634

lel, I think you may have a problem

>>4183636
most of them are dickpuppets, anon

>>4183638
I think you may have a problem replying to the smoking gun
>>4183632

>>4183638
cool non-argument bro

enjoy your toliet seat licking anal cunt

>>4183643
Sniff....they grow up so fast!

>>4183643
>>4183642

Um, what argument? I'm this guy:

>>4183624
>>4183607
>>4183597

No one's responded to what I said with anything close to an argument. Just umadlol

>>4183648

>>4183652

>implying I even bate over Sasha Grey or give a shit about her

I think you may be upset because your argument was awful. I mean, at least read the book then taunt that for being a bag of shit. Otherwise you're just making fun of a porn star for being a porn star, which is kind of depressing, it's like the same level as the people who make fun of religious folk whose argument for God existing is anything other than Faith. Fish in a barrel. Step up /lit/

>mfw lonely, insecure 4chan-inhabitants feel a false sense of superiority over a pornstar

lel

>>4183663
many of us like her

>>4183667
yeah, me too. She makes my dick twitch and God knows that's a rarity for me

>During his incarceration he would write the greatest work of erotic literature the world has ever known. The 120 Days of Sodom. The only book ever written that outdoes the Bible for sexual perversion and violence.

lmao

>>4181305
The writing is sub-par, and it's introducing the character as the painfully cliche "ordinary girl who was thrust into this craaaazy situation".

>>4183561
A pleasure spike isn't a religious experience.

>>4183994
It is too, you bastard. I'm going to go have a religious experience right now.

>>4183667

Not sure about that.

I'd wager the majority of /lit/ actively dislikes her.

>>4182664
The blatant dodge of the question and his pause at the end.

>>4182762
You've obviously never died.

>>4183713

AHAHAHA

>>4182786
actually burst out laughing at this

The subject matter and story sucked, her prose was ok. I get the feeling she didn't have a ghostwriter, so if that was all her she definitely has potential.

>>4179696

>I guess it would be like reading Oscar Wilde, you always feel slightly more gay after reading a book by him.

I don't think you should try to objectify that feeling.

>>4183994
It actually is. Ask any religion other than the big three. Most of them do.

>>4179695
>I really don't think this can be stressed enough
Indeed. It has been the business model of the catholic church for almost 2000 years.

>>4182733
>ghostwritten
Yeah, right.

>>4182988
Yeah, right...

>>4179684

Not read it, but her choppy hair looks nice on her though. Suddenly she makes me think of slightly hippy primary school teachers

>>4179684
Leave it to the hipster faggots on this board to be so far up their own ass they have to praise Sasha Grey to be contrary.

The book is shit, and most likely ghost written or edited to hell and back. Her acting is atrocious. On Entourage and in "Would you Rather" she played a bland, strung out version of herself.

But press on /lit/. Praise this cum gargling hack because the prose in her simplistic novel was passable.

>>4182977

that is from a youtube video she made anon, get your shit together

>>4185585
Yeah! Let's bury Sasha Grey under a mountain of...stuff. And then forget about her and focus on Ayn Rand's dad.

>>4182960
The hour is getting late.

>>4182977

wow

such angst

2deep4u

wow

wat is life

more than just cocksucker

wow

>>4179684
>>4182960
>>4182970
>>4182977

This thread is feeding my previously non-existent pornstars with books fetish.

>>4185932
Yeah she looks pretty qt3.14 with the hair style she has in the pics with her new book.

would hold hands with

>>4185763
*FUCKING HARMONICA SOLO*