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4178397 No.4178397[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why doesn't REI post here anymore?

Also, have you read this story by him?

http://www.undergroundbooks.org/2/post/2012/11/ronald-mcdonald-rei-koz.html

It's pretty damn good.

>> No.4178399

He was never real. Reification failed.

>> No.4178422

>>4178399
Don't say that.

>> No.4178456

>>4178399
lol

and he just posts on other boards now. check /fa/, he's there occasionally. and /tv/ too probably

>> No.4178458

>>4178456
But why has he abandoned us?

>> No.4178465

i saw him post some stupid shit on /pol/ the other day. his style just comes off as ignorant or insane there

>> No.4178475

>>4178458
Because people get bored of topics and boards and move. It's not complicated.

>> No.4178479

>>4178397
>http://www.undergroundbooks.org/2/post/2012/11/ronald-mcdonald-rei-koz.html
Guys, I'm scared. I can actually relate to his thoughts, and have felt similar several times regarding work and society in the past. I'm glad I have a job that I can do at home now, but this makes me worried about my future. I guess it's time to work on my people skills or seek therapy, being like this must be a bigger impairment than I assumed at first.

It's a good story, though.

>> No.4178491

>>4178479
You think that's bad? Come back when you can relate to emily glyde.
http://emilygyde.altervista.org/

>> No.4178494

>>4178491
>http://emilygyde.altervista.org/
I'm gonna read that, and if I realize I'm even more autistic I'm sending the psychiatric bill to your house.

>> No.4178502 [DELETED] 

>>4178494
Good luck. It won't make you feel autistic.
I read it and as it begins to make sense I can feel the hinges of my brain coming loose.

>> No.4178507

his style of writing is really enjoyable i have to say
i wonder if he talks like this in real life

>> No.4178512

>>4178502
There's one thing I don't agree so far. No fucking way Mel C was the MKULTRA Controller, man. She's the second least likely of the bunch.

>> No.4178510

He posts on /tv/ a lot

>> No.4178516

>>4178458
Femmod doesn't seem to like him.

He posted a few days ago anyway, and probably posts as anon a lot

http://fuuka.warosu.org/lit/thread/S4163082#p4164480

>> No.4178517

>>4178512
I really like the parts about her "associates" using a playground with the tarmac painted with planes as a launching pad ... they'd run around it in circles with their arms out and turn into actual planes.

>> No.4178518

I've actually been listening to his albums for the last few days. For the uninitiated:

http://ryzhknd.bandcamp.com/album/a-d-l-h-d-magenta-web

>> No.4178520

>>4178516
>Femmod doesn't seem to like him.
Mods are global you persecution-complex tool.

>> No.4178522

>>4178520
Your point being?

>> No.4178527

>>4178522

I'll let you stew while you try and work it out. Maybe some day!

>> No.4178533

>>4178527
Just because a mod is global doesn't mean they don't frequent a certain board.

A mod doesn't go to every board every minute of the day you imbecilic fuck.

>> No.4178538

>>4178533
>has no idea how modding works on 4chan

captcha: confirmed Jduresu

>> No.4178544

>>4178538
The point seems to have gone over your head. Not unexpected.

>> No.4178546

>>4178544
Likewise.

>> No.4178566

>>4178546

Not him but I'd like to know how 4chan modding works

>> No.4178572

>>4178520
heck to wally lit as a lung standing his story of p. cool liar bans

>> No.4178574

>>4178566
They can ban people they feel are breaking the rules, or they just respond to reports. The "mods are global" statement comes from the fact that they respond to reports for all boards and can moderate any board on the site.

But that said, the autistic posters like the one you responded to don't understand that mods have their own interests and certain boards that they actually like to spend time on. We have a mod here on /lit/ who likes to enact her own agenda, deleting and banning users at her own accord, not "just responding to reports".

Like, we have some mods who don't watch anime, but of course respond to reports on /a/ or /jp/, as mods are global. But they don't actually visit and lurk/post on those boards.

Here on /lit/ we do have an illustrious moderator who posts and lurks often.

>> No.4178575

The tears came, but they were joyful: victorious even. She looked down reluctantly. Red stuff in her dazed, blurred vision. She wiped it away quickly. She was relieved. It was over. Thank god.
A voice. Male.
"Kristen? What the fuck, are you okay?"
She turned to face this vague apparition, laughing nervously, and then spoke in a low, choked voice...
"I fucking hate beetroot".

>> No.4178590

>>4178574
>misogynistic persecution complex

>> No.4178757
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4178757

I DISLIKE THE WIND.

I SENSE THE WIND COLDER DURING DAYTIME, THAN DURING NIGHTIME.

"SUPERFICIALLY" & CONCRETELY, I DISLIKE THE WIND. "MYTHICALLY" & ABSTRACTLY, I FEAR THE WIND.

I DISLIKE THE WIND, BECAUSE I FEAR IT.

I FEAR THE WIND NOT FOR WHAT IT DOES, BUT FOR WHAT IT CAN DO.

IN THAT MANNER IT SCARES & FASCINATES ME.

>> No.4178777

>>4178491
>>4178494
What in the living fuck is this stupidity.

This sounds like a nine year old playing secret agent against the world with their friends.

>> No.4178928

>>4178479
It actually does a really good job of describing the typical introverted white male's experience working food/retail.

>> No.4178956

>>4178757
Pathetic

>> No.4178970

>>4178956
YOU ARE "STUPID".

>> No.4178975

I find it very easy to believe REI only had one job in his life, and it was at McDonald's, and it only lasted 4 hours.

All of this is very easy to believe.

>> No.4178989

That was bad.

>> No.4178996

>>4178989
nah. it was funny. there's def. a market for this kind of shit.

>> No.4178998
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4178998

>Using quotation marks where they aren't needed to try to give a deeper meaning to your shitty writting.
>Using all-caps to imply a shock factor.
>Short sentences. 2013. Not played out. Awful.


This would have been good in 2009.

>> No.4178999

>>4178996

Yes, the tumblr market, perhaps he could get some scraps as another Tao Lin-clone.

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4179495

>>4178397
That was more depressing than "The Road".

>> No.4179502

>>4178590
Preach that! I'm honestly so tired of all the 'intellectualized sexism' you get on this board.

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4179549

>>4179502

maybe you and the mod need to go to a womyn website instead of /lit/

>> No.4179556

>>4178999
his tumblr is pretty awesome actually
http://ryzhknd.tumblr.com/