/lit/ - Literature

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

for those that don't know about him, btw

I remember seeing that guy on tv. The funniest part is that he's actually convincing.

This looks like an interesting read.

This book looks fantastic, I'm definitely gonna give it a read.

A god-tier troll.

>Dick Masterson

Shit, how can I NOT read a book by a man named that?

None of the libraries around here have it and, although I find him pretty funny, I just don't care enough to spend money on it.

>>416899
The best part is the women he fucks probably know what he's about, which makes them all that much hotter.

>>416909
Watch a few youtube vidyas, browse his posts on his website.

>trolling the fuck out of everyone

Still laughing
Funny guy

ITT: butthurt male virgins claim to be the stronger sex while not even being able to get laid

>>417092

In this post: Anonymous gets seriously butthurt about what everyone else is treating as comedy.

>>417092
Anon is a fat woman out of the kitchen

>>417094
>>417095
keep tellin yourself that boys, it might make you forget being a virgin for a while

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/dicks-classy-broads/

>>417098

I am actually both a homosexual and quite the little slut

Funny that I'm the one that gets pounded in the ass, but you're the one with all the butthurt :3

>>417101
zing

>>417098

But can your mom ever forget my dick in her asshole?

>>417101
Bravo for that one.

>>417092

You can bet that every virgin anon here that isn't FRIGHTENINGLY ugly stayed that way because he listened to women's advice on women and doesn't think it is morally right to treat women like shit.

>>417114
Stop trying to lose your own virginity, no femanon will be coming to fuck you at your house so you can quit with the condescending bullshit, my friend.

>>417101
couldn't get any women so you had to resort to men huh?

>>417114

And even if you ARE a frighteningly ugly piece of shit, treating women like the whores and bitches they are will still net you mad pussy. Shit's a universal law, yo

>>417117

Dang how did you know ;_;

>>417122
no other explanation for doing it

bitches who get upset about shit like this are the entire reason it's all so very, very funny.

>>417125

I can think of a few, if you'd like me to show you.

>>417130
sure honey

inb4 gay porn

>>417131
>>417132

Awww man but I was just about to post this really awesome .gif

I don't get why some women get so upset at this stuff.

As a female I see the hilarity in certain genders as the butt of the joke. Other females see no problem with men being made fun of.
They are lazy, dumb, can only do one thing at a time, are unreliable and so on. So why get upset when men make fun of women?

It is all in good fun and for the shock value.
Is your self esteem so low you care what some comedian says about women?

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey.

Women owning property doesn’t mean that they themselves aren’t property.

But what’s the worst that could happen? So a few women buy a few houses and fuck them up, it’s not like that will fuck up the entire global economy, right?

Wrong. Women caused the subprime mortgage meltdown."

Fuck.

This guy is god-tier.

>>417134
naw I am from /tv/ we get enough gay porn spam over there as it is.

>>417138

Then you've probably seen the .gif already. lol

>>417136
epic troll is epic.

He came from a time when trolling meant something

If I call you Frank will you be bitter

>>417134
post it, faggot

>>417141
Dick Masterson on the Tyra Banks show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2nWJPEtbHc

why would i need a man?

i have a vibrator

>>417145
A vibrator can't buy you clothes or fix the toilet when it's broken.

>>417145

Vibrators can't leave the toilet seat up.

>>417145
vibrators can't promise things and end up leaving you waiting. or cheat on you with another vagina.

>>417148
neither do men.

You buy your own clothes and when your man makes the toilet even worse you call the plumber.

>>417148
>>417149
>>417150
>>417151
>he mad

>>417143

Well okay, since you asked so nicely

From his website:
"Certainly these tenets are merely a simplified goal set, but there are three of them and that kind of triforce of direction cannot be fucked with — everyone who knows anything (and I’m talking about men here) knows that."

Fucking shit, that is some rock hard logic.

>>417155
haha I have seen that one.

What's the matter ladies, too deep for you?

>>417176
yeah, like my vagina is for your tiny cock

>>417189

Yeah, fucking horses will do that to your vag. It'll become all loose and sloppy.

>>417176
>>417189
ZING

>>417190
i'll let the guys know you think of them as horses.

quite a compliment

He's just an irl troll.

>>417196

Horses can't think, silly.

>>417199
thinking isn't what i need them for

>>417202

Makes sense, thinking doesn't seem to be your strong suit either.

This thread is hilarious. Here, let me contribute.
Pay attention, ladies. You're hovering around the second, and at best third lower levels. We can all tell you're upset about this, as well you should be. Truth hurts. Women.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

BBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE POWER IN THIS SITUATION BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>417223

wat

im 12 and this man seems like a good role model

>>417235

I think he's actually not that bad for chantards. /r9k/'s ronery nice guys could stand to take a page out of his book.

this thread is pure /lit/

>>417223

Worry not, for the lonely one shall become my waifu.

Femanon here.

Oh god this is going on my need-to-read list. Butthurt females are as funny as shit.

In Focus (a Polish version of New Scientist, if you may) there was an article written by a feminist saying that women have superior genes and are the people of the future, and that men will be extinct in a few hundred years.

>>417262
Cool story, sis.

>>417260

tits or i'll cry.

>>417275
Cry moar.

tits or i scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

>>417273
I'm a man. And I'm pointing out how absurd that is.

>>417262
Oh wow, Vandread. Although I guess it could happen if a significant population of females not only accepted and preferred some genetic manipulations to have offspring and make them all female, were all lesbian, and wanted (or didn't care if) all males to die out. This would probably also require Christianity to be wiped out along with most conservative thinking. In a period of a few hundred years.

Damn, does this woman actually have credentials?

>>417278

Men are superior as are male on male relationships. Ask the ancient greeks. Lesbians are shit tier

>>417312
erm shut the fuck up

>>417312
Wait I think I still have that issue around here somewhere, let me have a look

>>417323
yeah, bro!
so, symposion at my place tonight, bring the booze, I'll provide the booty

>>417330

I'll provide the riddles

>>417323

Don't mind me, just posting the earliest record of the purest form of love in poesy.

Also, inb4Sapphoshit.

itt: butthurt virgin male can't get laid angst

>>417352
bullseye with can-get-laid-shpil but why all of the sudden a virgin?

>>417348
the purest form of love?
quote her on that
i know one dystichon:
"BAWW BAWW ADONIS DIED
ADONIS IS DEAD BAWW BAWW"
but that is kinda shitty, ain't it. and it isn't lesbian at all.

>>417352
I doubt you know enough people irl or know enough about the way humans behave to make that kind of evaluation

>>417363
>butthurt

>>417352
itt third wave (see: useless) feminists crying over jokes

>>417352
You don't know what angst means.

>>417375
whats so diffucult about knowing that.
fear, how can anybody not know that

>>417380
You're drunk, aren't you?

>>417375
i don't think you do

stop thinking with your cock, stupid man

>this thread

>>417394
>this board
>fixed

>>417392
>implying I'm a man

>>417391
Yeah, as a matter of fact I am. But thats not so bad, its already early afternoon in germany.

>>417396
>implying youre not a troll

>>417396
>implying women can compete in an argument without crying

>>417402
>implying that you can post on 4chan without trolling

>>417408
You can, you're just a piece of shit

Am I unfortunate? I am a woman. Does this make me less than you?

I was born as a women. What else can I do but prove you wrong? Sure, it's harder for me to be stronger muscle-wise, but other than that, what advantage do men have over than me? Opportunities, I guess.
Jeez, this makes me feel sick.

Also, what the heck happened to this guy?
He probably has a mommy complex.

>>417411
See? That was a troll post, just like very other post on 4chan.

>>417413

I am amused at the way feminists shit-talk men regularly, but the female gender in general grows furious if anyone even dares poke fun at them

I guess they all have Daddy Issues, eh?

>>417413
you are taking this shit waaaaaay to serious

>>417413
>Say someone has a complex
>Write off their opinion

>>417413

>>417423
advicebitch.jpg

LMAO niggers are stupid

>>417413
>I am a woman. Does this make me less than you?
Well yeah. Wait, you thought it didn't?

keep hatin on what u can't get bhoys

>>417432
If men want sex, they can just get a hooker. If they can't afford it, rape the hooker. Nobody will believe that a hooker was raped.

>>417428
says teh white person who has never fucked a nigger

This guy is a hilarious troll. Any woman who takes this shit seriously is retarded.

I dont know if the Dick-man is just playing an act or is really serious. He might be serious but in that case he has some real issues. Have you noticed he never takes off his sunglasses? That denotes something about the person.

>>417432

Keep on saying what you can't spell, girls.

>>417437

Even if he's serious, shit's hilarious

I ama racist becaus I can't get niggersex

>>417438
your spelling wont keep u warm at night

>>417414
Flaming =/= trolling

Kill all women and the world will be a homocum paradise

>>417444
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

>>417420
Probably.
I don't know, though.
I'm not a feminist.

>>417445
That sounds kind of gaaaaaaay.

>>417453

You mean it sounds FAAAAAAAAABULOUS

>>416880

A challenger appears!

>>417455
>it sounds fagulous
ftfy

>>417449
This catchphrase is getting old

>>417413
>what advantage do men have over than me?
Sanity.

>>417456


Tucker Max was proven to be a lying faggot, however

>>417459
But men are more likely than women to be clinically insane..

>>417459
Ugh, I am taking this too seriously.
Getting back to Hitchhiker's guide.
Buh-bye.

>>417464
Women have higher rates of girl illnesses like anxiety and depression. Man the fuck up. Go real crazy or go home.

>>417464
Clinically, being the key word.

>>417464
>clinically insane
That's because those are out of the norm.

>>417470
>>417472
But men harm and kill people more often.. (not counting abortions here!)

>advantages
Yeah, like garnished wages, courts favoring women heavily, much higher suicide rates (men actually go through with it far more often), much more likely to get into fights and our average lifespan is lower.

>>417474
So? Fighting is great.

>>417474

Because hitting women is a social taboo. If men could just beat their girlfriends and wives whenever they really deserve it, they wouldn't bottle up their emotions and then RAGEKILL the guy she cheats with.

>>417474
>harm and kill
I can't help but wonder how many people women have driven to suicide. Men and Women.

>>417479
But men beat their wives all the time, just rarely in public

>>417487
Bitches should learn to shut up.

>>417482
I wonder how many people 4chan has done this to over the internet

>>417487
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_violence
Popular emphasis has tended to be on women as the victims of domestic violence.[7] Many studies[8][9] show that women suffer greater rates of injury due to domestic violence, and some studies show that women suffer higher rates of assault.[10] Yet, other statistics show that while men tend to inflict injury at higher rates, the majority of domestic violence overall is reciprocal.[11]

Modern attention to domestic violence began in the women's movement of the 1970s, particularly within feminism and women's rights, as concern about wives being beaten by their husbands gained attention. Only since the late 1970s, and particularly in the masculism and men's movements of the 1990s, has the problem of domestic violence against men gained any significant attention. Estimates show that 248 of every 1,000 females and 76 of every 1,000 males are victims of physical assault and/or rape committed by their spouses.[12] A 1997 report says significantly more men than women do not disclose the identity of their attacker.[13] A 2009 study showed that there was greater acceptance for abuse perpetrated by females than by males.[14]

Rather depressing all in all.

The new bible!

Hey 4channers!

Tired of switching between /r9k/ and /mu/ to get your daily doses of elitist tastemaking, misogyny, troll threads, and discussions that devolve into utter shit?

Try /lit/! It's everything you want on one board!

>>417502
Oh, hi, Captain Obvious.

>>417502
>elitist tastemaking, misogyny
Your complaining about the both of these things in the same post is pretty funny,

>>417511
>Implying that these are complaints.

>>417530
The sage certainly seemed to imply that.

His website is the most hilarious collection of rhetorical fallacies I have ever read. It makes me want to get to know him better.

The Dr Phil video rules. He deals out some massive pwnage on silly womyns

ITT:

Half of the thread considers this to be hilarious trolling

The other half takes it 100% seriously, but to avoid being mocked they are all like "lol i troll u"

>>417101
BOOM!

Watched the video on his homepage.

This guy is probably the most successful troll I've ever seen.

One of the few books I've read to actually make me laugh out loud for extended periods of time.

>>417204
Take it from an expert troll
>>417092
is a troll

>>417262
I wonder how many people actually believe that.

>>417729
Yeah, I am.

>>417260
Like you

I am a lesbian poet. this threads needs more vaginas and less faggots.

>>417859
Vaginas Ruin EVerything

I own that book. Was hilarious, well worth even more than I spent on it.

>>417859
>I am a Lesbian
>less faggots

>>417859
>I am a lesbian poet

WTF!!!!

>>417859 I am a lesbian poet.

Aren't they all? :rolleyes:

Anyway, Masterson, if that's is real name, is obviously a god tier troll working within a comic personae yet certain people are too dim to realize that. When Paul Reubens plays Pee Wee Herman no one thinks he's really Pee Wee underneath the "costume". It's the same with Stuart Baker and Unknown Hinson or SB Cohen as Borat. But if you adopt a misogynistic comic personae, like Andrew Dice Clay or Masterson, the shit hits the fan.

That's because women - as a group - have no sense of humor and are knee jerk hypocrites on almost a genetic level.

No one can read Masterson's book or blog with a straight face, no one except a women. His statements are so over the top that the original satire sometimes gets lost.

>>417960
Lots of people complain about Cohen

>>417960
>:rolleyes:
Female detected

>>417960
this post is fucking hilarious

People like Dick Masterson and Andrew Dice Clay aren't really misogynists, just comedians. Women don't find it funny because women are fucking terrible.

One wonders what your objection would be if Dick Masterson and Andrew Dice Clay were, like yourself, misogynists.

>>417966 Female detected

Sorry, cunt, you got it wrong.

Not "Female detected", rather "Female mannerism detected".

The "smiley" was a deliberately selected to poke fun at the "lesbian poet", you clueless douche.

>>417969 People like Dick Masterson and Andrew Dice Clay aren't really misogynists, just comedians.

Read much?

That's exactly what I meant when I wrote: "When Paul Reubens plays Pee Wee Herman no one thinks he's really Pee Wee underneath the "costume". It's the same with Stuart Baker and Unknown Hinson or SB Cohen as Borat. But if you adopt a misogynistic comic personae, like Andrew Dice Clay or Masterson, the shit hits the fan."

Masterson has adopted a comic personae. However, because that personae involves misogynistic ideas, too many humorless people take him seriously.

>> Women don't find it funny because women are fucking terrible.

Exactly. That why I wrote: "That's because women - as a group - have no sense of humor and are knee jerk hypocrites on almost a genetic level."

You do realize that you and I hold the same opinions regarding Masterson and the people who don't "get" his humor, right?
Women don't find it funny because women are fucking terrible.

>>417960
>>417969

I am a woman,
I own this book, and I love it. Would totally bang masterson just for writing it if given the chance.
Also, women/feminists/whoever gets offended by this needs to die.

...but the feminists need to go ahead and die anyway.

>>418237
slut detected

>>418241
;)

>>418292

why are there no /lit/ hook up threads

>>418470
because /lit/ is so badass that it can get sex on it's own time

>>418470
are you seriously asking?

This is now a /lit/ hookup thread.

DIE THREAD DIE

GamerGirl, a/s/l? :3 <3

>>418991
45/m/Utah

>>419011
OH U

Come now, darling. No more games.
Just timestamp your boobs and let's get this over with.

>>419043

You're not even talking to her, idjit.

>>419047

;_; </3

>>417474
which is cool

>So /lit/, anyone read his book?
>I gotta say, this guy is a fucking genius.

How did that turn into

>Come now, darling. No more games.
Just timestamp your boobs and let's get this over with.

>>419068
waiting

>>419084
what is this, /b/? I come here for discussions about /lit/ not to be harassed by lonely dreamers.

>>419097
well you are posting in a troll thread
what did you expect?

Here are the real GamerGirl's sister's tits

Here are the real GamerGirl's sister's tits

>>419068
>>419097

I sense an imposter!

>>419115
>imposter
>!!WvjqTqDrspv

lol wut

>>418516
>>418522
>>418498

real gamergirl pics. fucking sexay mmmm

>>419112

and another suspect

>>419120
me and >>419117
are the real gamer girls

>>419121

I'm Spartacus!

>>419121
how do I become an honorary GamerGirl?

>>419132
Read Atlas Shrugged and you automatically earn the right to become a part of the elite few.

>>419132
Read Atlas Shrugged and you automatically earn the right to become a part of the elite few.

>>419138
don't you mean you have to have read it and liked it?

because to be one of the people that just hates on that book for no other reason then because others do makes you the worst type of idiot.

>>419132
*sigh*

>>419132
*sigh*
guess I'm destined to forever walk among the nameless... :'(

Can we all just agree that compared to Heinlein, Rand looks like a fucking socialist?

>>419132
You should ask my clone army

>>419170
Oh come now GamerGirl#1, me and you are the only REAL GamerGirls.

>>419170

>How do I become an honorary GamerGirl?
>honorary

Oh, look, a novelty book. Uncle Jeb will love it.

>the lady in the video being called a fatty

Oh god the face on her was pure agony. It was real, it was human, it was...butthurt.

>>419224
I know, when I saw that I instantly acquired a man-crush for that dick.

>>419230
>I instantly acquired a man-crush for that dick.

>>419194
>>419170

you now realize no one likes either one of you

>>419239
>implying I wasn't already aware of that

>>419224
I DIDN'T HEAR YOU BAAAAAAWWW

>>419169

Ehhhh no.

>>419224
which video is this

I didn't hear you cause I'm sure it was SOMETHING STUPID and I'm glad I didn't hear you

>>419314
>http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/

first video
watch the end
priceless

>>419341
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit

at 3:14 you can just see her shrivel

>>418237

Well let's see a pic, sweetheart.

>>419663
No camera ;_;

>>419663
No camera..

And I am but a simple-minded lady and wouldn't know how to use one anyway. ;_;

http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/erect-the-man-billboard/
>Anonymous – $1473

...

>>419880
lol whiny piece of bitch

oh lawdy

>>419880

I love this man.