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>self publishing

>> No.4095091
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4095091

nothing will ever top this masterpiece

>> No.4095095
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>>4095091
and before that, /lit/ said the Cools Brothers couldn't be topped.

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>>4095087
>comic sans

A sure indicator of good things to come.

>> No.4095108
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>People were wishing each other a Happy New Year but for me it was a sucking new year.

>> No.4095126

>>4095087
>>4095091
>>4095095

Still a better novel than Sasha Grey's

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>>4095126

What's the matter? 2deep4u?

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>>4095138
The only time Sasha Grey has ever been deep is when she's balls deep.

>> No.4095152

>>4095138
Wow, it's like if Ballard was a teenage girl trying to be edgy.

>> No.4095155
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>Comic Sans font
>expecting to be taken seriously

>> No.4095157

>>4095091
Actually laughing. Cheers, anon... saved this.

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>The Only question in my mind at present is "Is it possible to write a book without reading a single novel?".

The funny thing about this is that I've seen threads on /lit/ asking that question before.

>> No.4095250

>>4095091
>Creepy right?
>Like I said.
>Yep.

Genius. So innovative.

>> No.4095291

>Life has three big reasons to live.... Past ,Present and Future. Every person is born with a destiny and I too was born with a destiny but the problem is I don't know what my destiny is. May be my readers can help me out. So here it goes...

Whoa, that's so profound.

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>The Only question in my mind at present is "Is it possible to write a book without reading a single novel?".

>> No.4095354

This revenge story reeks of fabrication.

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>>4095138
>Copyrighted Material
>Copyrighted Material
>Copyrighted Material>Copyrighted Material>Copyrighted Material>Copyrighted Material>Copyrighted Material>Copyrighted Material

>Implying anybody wants to pirate the book

>> No.4095546

>>4095087
>Oh! Sorry, i forgot to introduce myself.
>proceeds to not introduce himself.

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>>4095138
This is fucking horrible.

>> No.4095637

>>4095087
>game cd
>game cd
>game cd
>game cd
>porn cd

Do Britbongs really say this? Why on Earth wouldn't the author just call it a video game?

>> No.4096288

>writing words

>> No.4096352

>>4095637
I honestly wouldn't put it past some people. They're still called computer games but most people here. Y'know, since we're archaic as fuck.

>> No.4096354

>>4096352
> *by

>> No.4096373

>>4095138

well atleast she knows (or her editor knows) how to properly format a page.

>> No.4096377

>>4095087
>>4095091
>>4095095

Where do find these self published stories?

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>The Only question in my mind at present is "Is it possible to write a book without reading a single novel?".

The Cools Brothers will always be my favourite. That shit is hilarious, this is just cringe worthy.

>> No.4096393

>>4095091

Better than 90% of the stuff /lit/ comes up with.
Go on, let me see you write better.