/lit/ - Literature

I'd quite like to see China Mieville pin Neil Gaiman to a work-bench as he roughly pounds him from behind.

Naomi wolf.

>not Sylvia Plath

I'd let this sexy motherfucker demolish my butt.

sasha grey

>>4044385
This. Also Miranda Jully

Would wife. Not current version but the 19, massive foreheaded version.

>>4044385
She really ought to be /lit/'s dream woman.
>Dem melancholy eyes.
>Dem freckles.
>Dat acceptable prose.
>Dat subtle snobbery.
>Dat hard-on for DFW.
>Dat brown skin but familiar culture & accent, making it easy to be reassured that one is not a racist.

>>4044434
I heard she was incredibly hot before she died.

>>4044493
>melancholy eyes.
More like tired eyes. So working class. Ew.

>>4044498
>writers
>working class
lol

>>4044496
Only her head.

>>4044493

>black

Sloane Crosley, she's super cute and has a great personality too. I fap to her every time she's on Ferguson.

>>4044505
My sides.
>>4044498
Shutup, you. Zadie4lyfe.

>>4044434

>Slyvia Plath

I raise you Anne Sexton.

>>4044369
hildegard von bingen

>>4044552

HNNNNNNGGG

>>4044552
Does she count as author? Isn't she a composer, really?

donna leon

>>4044557
Saint Hildegard of Bingen, O.S.B. (German: Hildegard von Bingen; Latin: Hildegardis Bingensis) (1098 – 17 September 1179), also known as Saint Hildegard, and Sibyl of the Rhine, was a German writer, composer, philosopher, Christian mystic, Benedictine abbess, visionary, and polymath.[1] Elected a magistra by her fellow nuns in 1136, she founded the monasteries of Rupertsberg in 1150 and Eibingen in 1165. One of her works as a composer, the Ordo Virtutum, is an early example of liturgical drama and arguably the oldest surviving morality play.[2]
She wrote theological, botanical and medicinal texts, as well as letters, liturgical songs, and poems, while supervising brilliant miniature illuminations.
Although the history of her formal recognition as a saint is complicated, she has been recognized as a saint by parts of the Roman Catholic Church for centuries. On 7 October 2012, Pope Benedict XVI named her a Doctor of the Church.
source: wiki

>>4044565
I stand corrected. She is basically a jack of all trades, creative BAD BITCH.

>>4044571
and the stuff she wrote is actually nice to read if you're into literature from that period.

>>4044576
I took a course in Middle-Ages lit, but focused primarily on the classic tales. You know, early archetypes, the Anonymous poems, folk tales. von Bingen was not even touched, though music courses mentioned her, in early music, of course. Her theology interests me.

>>4044565
>>4044571
>>4044576
>>4044589
She's irrelevant outside of composition - all the rest is tumblr level feminist revision.

>>4044647
Oh yeah? Major Knag thinks different...

>>4044369
She's like if Meryl Streep went back in time and was still ugly.
Pic related
If only she wasn't so morbidly intellectual.

Stephanie Meyer may be a landwhale, but god dammit every time I see her face I want her lips wrapped around my cock.

Look at this shit.

>>4044791

look at her diseased scalp

She lights quite the bonfire in my vanities.

It's happening.

>>4044803
Ignoring that one press shot on the OP of the thread she had here a few days ago she's not that attractive tbh but would still like to hatefuck over getting such a ludicrous book deal.

You know /lit/ fantasizes about her with a huge strap-on.

>>4044803
Jesus Christ, did daddy pay for all this forced marketing?

>>4044369
My reclusive "half cracked poetess" waifu.

>>4044894
She was not a pretty woman.

>>4044894
with her... railing her ass.

>I will never fuck J.K. Rowley and make her call me Harry

thanks for making me feel like shit OP...

>>4044791
That's her? Doesn't look fat.

>>4045013
It's camera trickery. Google her.

>>4044810
shitty prose/10 would not bang

my portugese qt

>>4045008
dying your hair crazy past 14
having a name like a Nickelodeon character
dressing in faux-peacoat coat with epaulets and lariats like you are Sargent Pepper
prob. having a dumb 3 1/2 have wave feminist philosophy

dropped

>>4045196
wow, who is she?

>>4044493
you forgot her best feature, her lips. she must give amazing head. shame she polluted herself with dfw's tiny cock

>>4045385
>her lips. she must give amazing head

It's like you've never been sucked before.

Clarice Lispector was ridiculously sexy.

>>4045370
>dying your hair crazy past 14
aka all of my crushes since 4ever

>>4045403
She aged really well, too. 5* MILF.

>>4045403
Eh. She looks good in that picture because of the lighting. But if you saw her in real life you'd just think she were a tired cleaning lady.

>>4045434
Yeah, but same goes for all the slags in this thread, really.

>>4045434
Nah, she's pretty qt

She was a chorus girl, too

>>4045434
I don't think so. She has strong features and she aged really well, which tired cleaning ladies certainly don't. I wish I could find a larger, higher resolution profile picture; from what I can make out it looks great.

Patricia Highsmith

>>4045467

>>4045452
She looks good in the photo in the upper right hand corner when she's the youngest. There's also a picture where you can kind of make out that she has a nice ass. She doesn't look very good in the rest of those photos. In fact, she kind of looks like Genesis P-Orridge in the pics where she's older.

>>4045468

>>4045474

Quite a lot. Here, let me make a chain of posts.

>>4045478
She has HUGE HANDS

What the fuck

>>4045483
So gross.

>>4045480
2

>evelyn waugh
>I want him to fuck me from behind, taking me roughly while whispering in beautiful, purple constructions that he's not gay
>no homo

>>4045487
3

Philip Roth, at this age, no more, no less. Otherwise he ends up looking like a big bat.

>>4045493
4

I want to naked wrestle with Lawrence, if you know what I'm saying.

>>4045496
5

Hope Hemingway had fun poking with this dude's boner. I certainly would. God, that tale on A Movable Feast sounds like a trope for an awful yaoi.

>D-does my p-penis look small to you, sempai?

It's making me blush.

>>4045505

>>4045480
Do you prefer qt Mishima or manly Mishima?

>>4045505
>>4045506

Can I have a threesome with both? Or is that too much of a wishful thinking? Oh, god.

>>4044791
she is very cute when she is thinner

SE Hinton anyone?

>>4045523
would

>>4045515
she looks like the pale guy in that party scene in lost highway

>>4045515

And I was going to joke that her picture indicated somebody who might write 'The vampire Diaries'.

Oh world.

>mfw no didion yet

>>4044810
Fuck off, Mangum

>ctrl+f
>no Woolf
the fuck, guys?

I luv me some stringbeans

Let us not forgot the sexiest of all authors

>>4046150
Why Oscar Wilde looks like a girl?

>>4046164
>implying

>>4044434

beautiful

>this

>>4044803

>Hasn't written anything yet
>compared to JK Rowling

uh

>>4045505

the reason why Mishima is great is because he contains potential for both qt and manly, light and dark, good and evil, an Abraxan figure, a godlike enigma. wud fuk

>>4046197

JK Rowling's achievements don't have anything to do with writing, they are all about blundering her way into becoming the biggest advertising juggernaut of the millennium. This was still a nontrivial achievement though, as opposed to this wannabe advertising juggernaut which is too meta to succeed on the level it wants to. If you want to be the next Harry Potter, you can't SAY you want to be the next Harry Potter.

>>4045619
my fucking sides

Albertine Sarrazin.