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I'm a young girl from Czech Repuplic. Times are hard here. I want to do a living writing books and poetry.
I want to sell over internet. Where to post my works? And not get fooled.
My poems is about daily life and such.
Books is about politicians actually being vampires.
Please to hear your advice.

>> No.3921986

2/10

>> No.3921989

>>3921975
PLEASE TO POST YOUR TITS OR GTFO

>> No.3921990

Hello, fellow sister! I am a Nigerian book publisher and would gladly publish your great book. The problem is that I have some temporary money problems, and in need of $1000, but for you the payment would rise tenfold. Send your credit card number (I will just buy the needed electricity and pressing ink) and manuscript to nigerianprince1488@hotmail.com

>> No.3921996

-1/10

>> No.3922007

+9/10

>> No.3922014

>>3921975
My recommendation is: make them do vampire stuff but never say they are vampires.

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>> No.3922078

Guys behave
I was being serious.
Why you post pictures like this?
Oh well, I find another forum.

>> No.3922093

>>3922078
Don't go! There aren't many girls around here, we don't know how to behave.

>> No.3922098

>>3922093
top lel

>> No.3922110

>>3922040
>>3922042
>>3922045
>>3922048

Samefag, /b/ro

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3922127

Well no advice given and none taken.
Prove to me me. your all gay.

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>>3922110
oh no shit?
/lit/, the board of self-proclaimed intellectuals, clever as always. gotta love you guys

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3922139

Please to not send me more cake.
Cake you sent is sad.
Sad cake make me sad.
I am kill inside after looking at cake sent me by you.

>> No.3922141

You can post them to my dick ;)

>> No.3922166

Hi, I'm Brian. 'Tis a great to see a female on these boards! I'd be happy to read your work, if you'd let me :P Anyway, don't get intimidated by being among us lads. Most of us don't even believe in conventional gender roles. You'd be more likely to find me in the kitchen than you ;P

Anyway, flick over some of your writing! I'd love to checkidie check check it out!

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>>3922166

>> No.3922181

>>3922166
This pasta, everytime

>> No.3922201

>>3922166
mmmm. Brian, You seems like a decent guy.
Where should I put my poetry?

>> No.3922211

>>3922201

In my pants!

>> No.3922213

>>3922201
Hey Natalia :) Uhhm well it depends on what you want to do with your work! If you wanted to wanted to sell your poetry, you could try ebay! I've made a killin' off of doing that :P Maybe I could take you out some time if you were ever in Seattle! I could take you to Starbucks... Imagine that, drinking Starbucks in the city it was founded in! Too neat, huh? XD

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>>3922166
>I'd love to checkidie check check it out!

lost it

>> No.3922218

>>3922201
>>3922213
this better be leading towards awkward public cybersex.

>> No.3922220

Metart.

>> No.3922239

What the fuck's going on here...

>> No.3922244

I am former child prostitute of romainia. You want I sell life story and exclusive interview of me. If you send credit card number I give first part of my story. Later we meet? ;)

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>>3921975
i will publish your book if you send me nude photos of yourself to verify that you aren't a robot.

>> No.3922252

sage

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3922313

I thought /lit/ dwellers had more class and were more serious than other boards in this page. Turns out I was wrong. Anonimity turns everyone into assholes, even supposedly well-read people.

Shame on you, /lit/, shame on you.

>> No.3922346

>>3922313
fuck off faggot

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>>3922346
>>3922249
>>3922244
>>3922213
>>3922211
>>3921989

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>>3922166
>I'd love to checkidie check check it out!
Sounds like the start of an '80s rap song.

>> No.3922554

>>3922313
You clearly don't know the userbase of 4chan at all.

>> No.3922617

This has been an xperience.
I'm more confused than ever
I think I need to rethink thinkin'

>> No.3922621

Bydlíš v praze? Jsi hezká?

>> No.3922647

>>3922621
jen playinh

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJOk7z4mws

>> No.3923788

>>3922313
Oh my god. Stop this discussion, why is he using a fedora?
Why people are starting to use fedoras like that?
I shouldn't be surprised, but that picture made me really, really, wonder: what is going on?
I was just beginning to tolerate hipsters, I don't think I can tolerate fedora guys, that shit is too lame and faggy.

>> No.3923943

>>3923788
One explanation I've heard that in 2008-2010 was the last years when it was still cool to wear a fedora. Then the neckbeards caught on...

Another example is the fauxhawk. In the early 00s, it was a hairdo pretty much everyone had. But a few years after that, it was pretty much only dykes who sported it.