/lit/ - Literature

>>3749095
go to call of duty fanfiction.

Fifty Shades of Grey

burn

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102865/1/Arthur-s-Sucky-Day

Also, /co/ were having a discussion the other day about a Teen Titans self-insert fanfic that was over 2,000,000 words long. This is not an exargerration.

>>3749129

O god.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8945281/1/Call-of-duty-black-ops-delta-core-flare

>It took like 6 minutes until the spinning stopped. I finally regained my senses after 20 minutes. But felt like someone was carrying me for half the time. I fluttered my eyes to see 4 guys around me. I felt a knife press up to my. ''Who are you?'' asked a germen voice. ''Alex grey. What about you guys?''.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5756485/1/Wabloo-Swabloo

this is a masterpiece.

>>3749206
Joycean

>>3749206
Well I was looking for longer fics, ones I could kill at least a minute reading off to my friends when its read a stupid fanfic time on mumble.

>>3749162
>What about you guys?''

>>3749162
>''We might as well get some vodka'' said Nikioli. Yup this guy was definitely obsessed to vodka. I looked into my pocket surprisingly I found vodka a big bottle of it. ''Ahh here you go'' I said giving him the bottle. He took a swift than grinned. ''This is very and I mean very good vodka'' he said while chugging it down. ''Here goanna need this kid if you're going to fight the zombies'' said Tank handing me an m14 and Olympia with ammo.

Too much

>>3749288
>read a stupid fanfic time on mumble.

Part of me wants to make fun of you for even having this be a thing, but then another part of me realizes that you're actually enjoying things with other people.

>>3749162
>He took a swift than grinned
>Throwing a grenade I yelled ''grenade in the whole!"
>I rummaged through my pocket and guess what there was actually ice cream vanilla. Yes wish has been granted. The cold dairy product was wonderful on my tongue with it's taste.
I'm done.

This is the most atrocious fic I have ever come accross. It just gets worse and worse:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6798623/1/My-Immortal-commentary

>>3749321
Gotta give some context
>Maybe I can create vodka by just searching for it. I rummaged through my book bag and what do you know there was vodka. What a coincidence (this is how the story goes he have an unlimited supply of vodka)

>>3749324
Oh please no!

Holy shit goddamn it this call of duty fanfic has made my week thank you anon.

http://www.fanfiction.net/Homestuck-Crossovers/7879/0/3/0/0/3/0/0/0/0/0/0/1/0/

Here ya go.

http://pastebin.com/1NkWG6qh
Personally my favourite Homestuck fapfic.

>>3749095

>I took a look at the scope from the sniper.

There was a small horde coming. ''I see a small horded coming from the scope''.

the cod one is pure gold.

Y'all have made me uncover fanfiction I wrote when I was like 11 years old. Wasn't too bad to be fair.. grammatically.

my immortal

>>3749206
>>3749288
There's more chapters.

>>3749387
Post it!

>>3749159
>http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5102865/1/Arthur-s-Sucky-Day
This is brilliant!

>>3749387
For the love of God, please post?

>>3749324
This. Is. AMAZING

Pig Destroyer's frontman wrote the edgiest piece of shit I've read in all my life.
http://www.cvltnation.com/a-short-by-jr-of-pig-destroyer/

>>3749324
Come on, My Immortal is blatant satire. Just look at how it progressively gets less and less subtle with it.

Not that badly written, but definitely one of the weirdest(coherent) things I've read in my life:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9233457/1/A-Marriage-Full-of-Surprises

>>3750178
It's always awful when you come across purposefully badly written fanfiction. It's not even funny most of the time.

This one was made by a friend of mine when he was 15-16 years old. It is a combination of Final Destination and Dragonball Z.


"Ohhh my god..DAD!" Bulma yells while she was in the bathroom..appearently it appeared that she had noticed it when she was about to take a shower. Mr.Breif came running inside the bathroom with a grim experssion on his face

"WHATS THE MATTER DEAR?.!" Mr.Breif yells with worry

"I..I have another child..." Bulma says softly and places her hand on her belly, Mr.Brief walks towards her and hugs her, Bulma was crying in happiness

"Ohh my dear...HONEY GET DOWN HERE!"

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Bulma and her family were waiting by the bus stop with a small smile on there face

"I..I had another child..Vegeta thank you" Bulma mumbles and lays her hand on her stomach , Mr and Mrs.Breifs were there beside her with tears in there eyes

"Th..his is the happiest day of my life.." Mrs.Breifs says with tears and looks at the sun with her husband with happiness

"What is it dear?" Mr.Brief says while staring back at her

"Ohhh its nothing...Im just so happy" Mrs.Breif says cheerfuly and they all enter the bus, Bulma had tooken a sit in the front row and watched the other passengers enter the bus aslo, She sighed heavily and then stared in the ground with anger..she remembered what had happend last time she went to the hospital..

"..I hope the doctors aint perverted this time" Bulma growls and notices a 20-year old man staring her with deep sorrow in his eyes

"..You are so lucky that you have a child..my wife had died a few weeks ago.." He mumbles with deep saddness and stares deeply into her eyes

>>3750263
"What...is your name mister?" Bulma says with a smile across her face..it will make her a little comforable if she knew the names of the victums

"...Simon Death" He says in fear and looks away

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A week later... Mr and Mrs breif were in the living room while cooking some Coco

"well my dear..it seems that Bulma finally calmed down" Mr.Brief sighs deeply with happiness and then looks into his mug..for a split secend he thought he saw a small spark come from it..Mr.Brief thought it was himself so he ignored it and walked towards the front living door while grabbing his lab coat

"where are you going honey?" Mrs.Briefs asks

" I have to go to work..I have to be there by 8:01, my boss gives me shit if im late" Mr.Briefs says with a disgusted look on his face and heads out of the door, Mrs.Breifs sighs heavily with regreat and goes to the bathroom with a wide smirk

"hmmm..I could try that new hot tub I bought" Mrs.Briefs says with glee and runs to her bathroom, she walks inside the restroom then undresses herself, she first takes off her shirt then her pants but before she had manged to unhook her bra she saw the lights flicker for a while..for some reason the lights went out for less then a secend

"Hmm darn rats, must be biting the wires again"

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Simon was waiting by Bulma's house with a worried look in his eyes, He glanced back at the empty streets and sighed heavily..Bulma where are you?..

"I need to tell Bulma on what I found in the internet..I have to protect her and that baby.." He mumbles to himself before seeing Mr.Brief heading out to his car..He quickly ran towards him while panting heavily..he had asthma..When he finally reached him, Dr.Briefs looks at him with suspense to what he wanted..Wait a minute wasnt he on the bus?..

>>3750269
"Mr.Brief have you seen Bulma?" Simon says though his wheezes

"My daughter? Well...I think she was at the Walmart store to buy a couple of batteries.." Mr.Briefs says while struggling to remember..it seemed like very hard work considering the fact that hes a scientest

"Walmart?..Batteries?..is this a clue?" Simon whispers and dashes towards the direction of the Walmart store

"Whats gottin into him?" Mr.Brief says to himself before opening the car door and heads towards his work

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Mrs.Briefs layed into the hot tub for a couple of secends already and she already felt warm and good...with relief crossing her face, she reaches for the shampoo but it slips out of her hand and into the floor by the tub and next to her Phone Charger that was near the toilet

"Ahh man...Shit this sucks.." Mrs.brief says angerly and gets herself out of the tub but she didint see that the Shampoo had mysteriesly been squeezed and the contents had came out, Mrs.Briefs had slipped on the shampoo and accidently pushes the phone charger into the Hot tub, she also fails to see this and the electric currents were drifting along the water in the tub..

"Dang who left these on the floor? Someone could get hurt like that" She says angerly and goes back into to the Hottub, when she firsts touches it, a lethal electricity goes through her and causes her to slip all the way into the tub, smoke starts to arise from the tub because of the frying Mrs.Briefs, finnaly the power dies and the electricity stops but Mrs.Briefs already died..inside of the Hot tub that was now cooking her...

>>3749162
>''Oh joy vis is do vuch vun Hahahaha!''

Does this nigga have any idea what German sounds like?

>>3750284
He's obviously confused it with Russian.

>>3750284
W..what's he supposed to be saying? "This is too much fun"?

>>3750294
"Oh joy, this is do much fun! Hahahaha!'

He typo'd So. I think.

>>3750303
Or he could've meant too.

>>3750294
I think so. Replacing the first consonant with a 'v' does not German make.

>Katana
>Yup wal mart had it all there was katans I took one for myself and two katana cleaner kits including a first aid kit which I used some to cover my wound.
My sides.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2739850/1/Metroid_High_School

>>3750307
If it weren't for that second bit about "katana cleaner kits," that line could've been almost humorous.

>>3749324
A literary classic

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2945837/1/Halflife-Fulllife-Consequences

The "Iliad" of Fanfic Canon.

>>3749415
http://www.fan fiction.net/s/6200297/1/My-Immortal<wbr>

>>3750341
You know, maybe it was funny a few years back, but now that we're all older, isn't it kind of sad to be taking digs at what is obviously a 13 year old girls fanfic? If she were college aged, it'd probably be different, but as she obviously isn't it all seems rather silly.

>>3750357

If you think a 13-year-old girl wrote My Immortal in sincerity, you are foolish.

>>3750357
I keep thinking she would be around 14 years old. I still believe this is one hilariously bad-written fanfiction. Of course, I think most people back then wrote horrible pieces of trash.

>>3750341
>I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read a depressing book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC.

MY SIDES

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hsET0yccSs

My Immortal. The Dramatic Reading.

>>3750360
I want to believe that My Immortal is a genius satire. But the fact is that the author has had that persona for years. It's so elaborate that if she's a troll, she's one of the greats. same with Tara's friend, Raven.

See https://encyclopediadramatica.se/My_Immortal#About_the_Author
and the Trollin? section

Heeeeere's Tara! The genius herself whom wrote the beautiful Harry Potter Fanfiction with her mary-sue insert, Ebony.

Truly this is the look of an intellectually superior teenager that authors such astonishing literary tales.

>>3750415
The keyword here is teenager. Holy shit, a teenager is acting her age, someone get the press on this shit.

>>3750418
I'm a teenager, and I would never write such shit.

>>3750436
Underageb& pls go.

>>3750415
>2006
>being an actual goth and not faux goth

>>3749324
>tfw the commentary is nearly as bad as the story itself.