/lit/ - Literature

That sounds like more of a fit question

I would like to, but I'm far too shy to initiate anything.

I never had any attractive teachers

>>3701908
No. I did, however, have a year long romp with my physics teacher.

I thought about it once she was a TA. I think impressed her once by writing by mentioning offhandedly how I had read Joyce.

It was something about Tennyson, along the lines of, "I'm really glad we got to read Tennyson, the first exposure I had to him was Joyce calling him a simple rhymester in Portrait of the Artist..."

No

Did you ever fuck my English teacher?

>>3701992
I don't know what the fuck just happened in that post.

She is most likely not an English teacher, judging from the equations on the board.
Also, please use the proper "Do you even read?" image.

>>3701992
>TA impressed this easily
The state of modern education

>>3701997
>>3701992

J.D. Salinger lives.

>>3702015
Bloom fucking reads, look at that motherfucker.

I used to masturbate while thinking about it all the time when i was like 15
i never did fuck her though

If my english teacher looked like this i would have tried a lot harder to...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgK_Er7WZVg

I had an affair with an English TA in my second year of university.

>.................................................
WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING HERE

most of my english teachers were men who weren't even hot. no homo

>>3701908
no my english teacher was fat and ugly as sin. On the other hand my Health teacher was fucking hot and 25 at the time when I was in Highschool.

>>3701908
>Did you ever fuck your english teacher?

>Tfw you realize your 7/10, 30 year old english teacher was trying to seduce you but you were too young and stupid to notice

GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!

No, but god damn did I want to. She was in her early 40s and had 2, maybe 3 kids but god damn. It was love, true love.

>>3702058
I don't get it

>>3702530
i feel like this has happened to me
but how the hell do you tell? i never know the line between nice/wanting the d, especially with a teacher

>>3702606
He can't tell. He's probably misremembering the experience, and no doubt he made the right decision at the time when he chose to not pursue a relationship.

>>3702606
No one really does.

>>3702530
>tfw my 7/10, mid 20's English teacher was trying to seduce me and I realized it but had no idea what the fuck to do about it

How do you even start relationships with teachers?

>that feel when want to go back and finish college at 23 for all the near-cougar teacher-taint.

>>3702656

>>3702687
This teacher was actually attracted to me though.

I seriously overheard her telling a girl to break up with her boyfriend and try to date me instead because I was a "better catch".

>>3702695

See you made the mistake of getting caught up in your own fantasy and overreaching yourself, and nwo you;v elost whatever credibility you might have had. You were doing pretty well, though,

>>3701908
Obviously an STEM teacher.

Are you Hoomuhnites faggot even trying? Enjoy your stinky and hairy feminazi teachers.

>>3702168
Dat ass m8

>>3702723
I'm not making this up this literally happened nobody ever believes me.

>>3702723
>and nwo you;v elost whatever
>>3702732
>Hoomuhnites


/lit/: this live Finnegans Wake.

>>3702695

>>3702780
>prepareuranus.gif

>>3702780
I'm serious this happened what should I have done.

>>3702789
Raped her. All feminazi liberal arts teachers have secret rape fantasies. Make sure to tell her she was asking for it afterwards. Also assume she identifies as a heterosexual woman.

>>3702755
Of course not.

Also Bill Murray should play Hemingway in a zany tragicomedy about his last paranoid days before launching the brain across yonder Idaho

>>3702789
Nothing, dummy. Just because she thought you were a 'catch' for the girl doesn't meant she herself wanted your Johnson.

>>3702796
>Also assume she identifies as a heterosexual woman.

Love those politically correct rapes.

>>3702800
Speaking of Hemingway movies, has anyone seen that new one with Clive Owen? Hemingway and Gellhorn.

>>3702804
WOW someones PRIVILEGE i see NEEDS to be CHECKED!!!!

>>3702687
Thats a great image for /lit/
Im suprised that I havent seen it posted before.

>>3702755
That may be so but nowhere in what you said does it imply that your teacher wanted to have sex with you. Do you have anymore examples because I'm sure she was just being nice

>>3702801
She always waved to me and stuff in the hallways or when she had to come in another teacher's class to get stuff though. She also used to complain to our class about how she couldn't find a boyfriend and about how she still lived with her parents.

Apparently she dated a student at the school a few years prior when she was still a student teacher.

I dunno man.

>>3702815
She was just a christmas cake bro. You can't take everything she does as an advance.

>>3702822
Yeah but she specifically singled me out for some reason. Like whenever she was handing back essays after she'd graded them she would sometimes ask if she could keep mine because she liked them so much.

>>3702815
Dude, let me tell you something: any woman who goes out trying to bed teenagers is obviously cookoo of the head. Pay attention.

>>3702828
Well obviously yeah, I even realized that at the time, but you do get bragging rights for giving a teacher the descartes no matter how cuckoo they are.

>>3702826
I had two English teachers in high school who used to keep most of my papers, one being a 65 year old woman and the other a 60 year old homosexual man. I can guarantee neither of them were trying to obtain my scepter.

>>3702789
CAPTCHA: dinrtar she

>>3702834
Not to mention the lawsuit money.

>>3702836
Yeah but I mean singling me out like that combined with all the flirting and stuff.

She also seemed the type messed up enough to be willing to form a relationship with a student she had tattoos, lived with her parents, sister died of a heroin overdose, etc.plus like I mentioned above she dated a student back when she was a student teacher which was only a couple years prior.

>>3702854
Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

>>3702863
Uh, I don't think so. How is that related?

>>3702867
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

>>3702867
Airplane! joke. Wait, have you never seen it?

>>3702870
Do you like movies about Gladiators?

>>3702871
Nope.

>>3702875
Have you ever been in a cockpit before?

>>3702877
Surely you can't be serious

>>3702877
Fucking watch that shit.

>>3702881
There are millions of movies in existence it can't be surprising that I haven't seen all of them.

>>3702881
Apparently, he's serious. And don't call him Shirley.

>>3702890
Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

>>3702897
Sorry, I don't speak Jive.
and I'm fucking up the joke at the same time

I sometimes look around the class and just wonder how common teacher-student relations are.

The last Mahican por favor turn oppositeofon the luminescence here.

>>3702908
It really is a tad disturbing.

No, but I had loving, passionate sex with my music/drama teacher multiple times.

>>3702863
is this a lawrence of arabia reference? I've always wondered.

I know its from Airplane!, the quote I mean, but is the line in Airplane! referencing Lawrence of Arabia?

Very few people here will have had relationships with teachers. The reason? Men are posting here, not women.

Women are way more likely to have an amorous relationship with a teacher because of the power dynamic. There are exceptions of course, but just as male-female is the norm for all relationships so too male teacher-female student is the norm for teacher-student relationships.

I wish. They were all married.

>>3702964
Both a reference to L of A and a general reference to the obvious homosex/homorape that goes on in said establishments.

10th grade English teacher was a retired NFL cheerleader so...no, not even close, she was married to a man who was clearly better than me.

No, I'm a horse. I don't even go to school.

>>3702972
>implying that married means unfuckable

>>3703013
No but that means it's way harder, and kinda wrong too.

>>3703015
in my experience, most english teachers and especially professors, are immoral as hell.

>>3703033
they aren't immoral, they are amoral.

>>3703040
immoral = fun
amoral = terrifying

>>3703045
what are you even saying?

Because most english teachers don't subscribe to morality, or at least the standardized version of morality in regards to sexual relationships, it can be said that they are not moral or immoral, but rather amoral.

>>3701908
> be english teacher
> masturbate

Sooooo technically...I fucked an english teacher.

>>3703033

just because someone's norms are different than yours does not preclude their subscribing to a moral theory.

I've never had a female English teacher.

No homo.

>>3701908
If only. My english teacher is painfully attractive.

>>3702096
I still masturbate over the same English teacher I had in 10th grade, and I'm 22 now. I found 3 amateur pornstars who look exactly like her in recent years. It helps.

>>3702971
when will the oppression stop

check your statutory rape privilege female students

ITT: No-one has had sex with their English teacher. The closest /lit/ has come was a guy getting overhearing a compliment about him and a male english teacher masturbating.

>>3702979
>>3702964
I was thinking Midnight Express, which is set in a turkish prison....

i had two english teachers worth mentioning

number 1

>dark sarcasm taken-from-pinks floyd-thewall style english motherfucker. he would tell us shit like 'you have a bad case of verbal diarrhea.' he got sick and when he came back to school my very rude headmaster asked him for a doctor's certificate. instead he pulled down his pants and showed her his ass. in the end he was quite cool, too bad he got fired.

>insane cristian bitch that completely lost her mind when a car hit and run her kid. he crossed during a green light so the the driver never got jail time, she ended up on tv, radio, newspapers, made an organization, etc, etc. completely lost it. she actually hit on me pretty hard all high school, she used to tell me i look like actors on tv, she used to put her arm on my shoulder each time she could and she would compliment me openly in public in class. too bad she wasn't hot.

captcha :poneys ideas

>>3702836
I had a middle-aged homosexual English teacher, and I can guarantee that he'd have had my sceptre if I'd offered it, if I had only paid attention at the time.

>>3703015
>kinda wrong too
You're on the wrong board. Try one of these:
>>>/wg/
>>>/diy/
>>>/an/
>>>/n/

>>3703260
This is exactly the kind of post you'd expect of an English teacher. De-gusto-ine.

>>3701908

I used to see my french teacher (I'm french) outside of school but I didn't fuck her. It all started by e-mail when I send her one of my copy. She then asked me if I read book etc. And we used to talk like that for a long time. Then we saw each other the sunday or after school at her place. It was last year. I'm pretty sure she loved me... crazy bitch.

I didn't have sex with her but I touched her feet.

>>3701908
No, but I did fuck her daughter - she was a bit on the chunky side but enthusiastic. She made me promise not to cum inside her, but of course I did. She got married about a month later.

>>3703592
It's real strange how you didn't boast on fictional story about how she got pregnant and you didn't have to carry the weight.

I was full on in love with an English teacher of mine during high school. She was really into me too; to the point where I honestly believe something might've happened. Even other students thought we had fucked.

She was in her early 30's, busty, with flowing dark hair and a magnificent ass. We would openly talk about sex and all kinds of other cool shit.

But when you're a teen and you're entire nervous system is getting fucked over by hormones, you don't really know what the hell you're doing.

>being naive enough in school to think if I did well in classes the teacher would become attracted to me.

I had one English teacher who looked identical to Kirsten Dunst.

>>3703605
>>I fucked a girl once
>you're full of shit
It's /co/ alright.

>>3702800
bill murray is like my favourite actor right now, i just think he can play an emotionally broken character so well