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I just took a dump, and it gave this satisfying 'squiggy' sound as it slithered out my anus.
Nice and clean.

>>3682782
Every now and again I have a perfect dump. I'll reach down to wipe, and find it came out so perfectly that my asshole is completely clean.

>>3682806
>not being able to instinctively feel whether your dump was perfectly clean
>wasting precious toilet paper
do you even anus?

>>3682828
>>wasting precious toilet paper
Yuropoor detected.

>>3682832
>Yuropoor
>toilet paper

Huh?

he's right

>>3682828
>>not being able to instinctively feel whether your dump was perfectly clean
>>wasting precious toilet paper

What?

>tfw a dump so clean and pure that your asshole feels cleaner after than it was before you sat down.

>>3683544

I love that feel. Very appropriate convo for a Heidegger thread too.

Marxism and Heidegger, are they compatible?

>>3682806

In Latin it is called "munda sordida faecem disponendi" and Menippus of Gadara had it carved on the basin he used during his trip to Alexandria.

It signifies the ability of the body to randomly grace us with a pleasant oxymoron which, otherwise, grants a glimpse of autarkeia.

Overall, I call it a clean shit, and it is a delight.

>>3683574
>>3683544
Eat your German sausage.

That's only early Heidegger.

>>3683652
No........ certainly not Marxism proper. I guess the closest thing this has come to realization is Foucault, but thats moving farther away from realization than towards it...

>>3683652
Only the National Socialist Bewegung is compatible with the greatness of Heidegger.

Yeah, those 3 lines totally 'checkmate' the entirety of Heidegger's Phenomenological Thesis.

You fucking pillock.

>>3685740
what was your last dump like?

>>3685786
Swift, small, dense and hard. 6/10.

I had a dump this morning, it was one of those that comes on strong suddenly.
At first I thought I was in trouble... possibly diarrhea, but it proved to be very pleasant. Moist with a slight acidic burn at the end.

>>3682782
>the anal ytic tradition

>actually taking the time and effort to refute heideggerians

horse was born dead man, let it rot in peace.

>>3685842
Nope, still kicking. Anyone posting on 4chan should know that.

Heidegger severely critiqued Marx.

>>3682773
Wasn't this guy a Nazi?

And you people still think he's well read??

Wow, I didn't know /lit/ was so edgy. Yeah, keep telling yourself Hitler is cool kids, you'll go far in life.

>>3682773
Wasn't this guy a Nazi?

And you people still think he's worth reading??

Wow, I didn't know /lit/ was so edgy. Yeah, keep telling yourself Hitler is cool kids, you'll go far in life.

>>3686482
argumentum ad hominem.

>looks like we've found ourselves a downy

>>3686482
He was a Nazi member for a couple years until 39. Boohoo.

Not as bad as Paul de Man.

>>3687230
>He was a Nazi member for a couple years until 39.
Not even vaguely true I'm afraid, though his involvement in Nazism shouldn't be a reason to discount his work. The big thing was that he betrayed his mentor and many of his friends, since it's not clear why he was such a big fan of National Socialism beyond its promise of cultural revolution. But, hey, if Arendt can get over it.

>>3687246
Foucault consciously spread AIDS. Heidegger is nothing.

>>3687261

You're right about one thing. Heidegger IS nothing.

>>3683652
not really.
two of the least compatible schemas out there, i think.

He was a provincial not a Nazi.

>>3689070
this

German idealism is one of the greatest heaps of shit that ever slunk its slimy way into intellectual discourse. It is perhaps, only dwarfed slightly by the gargantuan mountain of garbage that is post-modernism.

>>3683544
>you will never be transformed into a neverending roll of toilet paper in the bathroom of a 12 year old girl whose parents become suspicious that they never have to change the roll and accidentally discover your magical properties and reveal you to the nation on CNN as some kind of entropy-defeating fantastical shitcleaning device and you eventually get stolen from the laboratory where scientists are working on you day and night to unlock your secrets and sold to Ellen Page at a secret jewish auction and she uses you for the rest of her natural life wherein she looks exactly the same and never visibly ages a day and has no idea that you are fully sentient

>>3682773

heidegger called for a radical reevaluation of a culture he found sick. that it is still sick is not a refutation of a cure left unused.

>>3689812
Indeed.

>>3686482
Carl Schmitt was nazi as fuck and still one of my favorite political philosophers. Step it up, nigga. You don't need to be a fanboy to appreciate intellectual contributions.