/lit/ - Literature

>>3674996
I guess that's what fanfiction is for, eh?

You know, I think it says something that I honestly can't tell if you fucked up posting in another thread or if you meant to make this a thread

>>3674990
jesus, Ezra, how many threads at a time?
also I wish Artemis and Holly had banged.
Butler's sister can watch

>>3674998
would read/10
i bet that dwarf guy is into anal

>>3675004
Mulch Diggins! That would be messy! All that shit.

>>3675008
goblins like group rape

>>3674990
Stop posting.

>>3674990
>By that time, Artemis and Holly STILL hadn't gotten together and made love

Really? the 14 year old with sociopathic tendencies and the 80 year old prejudice hook-nosed mottled green "elf" would get together and make love? Bearing in mind that despite how they've managed to patch together a friendship, she still gets reason to be disgusted with him at least twice a book?

I'm guessing you're not used to Eoin Colfer's works, otherwise you'd see this as a pattern really. They're never going to do this. At best they'll get a little tsundere vibe, but they're never going to screw.

Really it's a bit weird how you get annoyed that an 11-14 is not fucking a completely different species that's made it quite clear they can only ever platonic and regularly stops trusting him when not clued in that he's right, even after all the times he's right. But... ah hell, I was gonna make a comparison, but you've just got weird opinions in general.

Also, if he's gonna start romancing anyone, it'll be the French mastermind teen, alright she was given little screen-time in The Atlantis Complex and the book before it, but still.

>>3675004
Y'know I actually think he'd be all anal retentive about it. "It's made for letting shit out, not in" kind of deal. Strangely I reckon Foley would actually be into it, and Opal would be the most likely to be up for anal.

>>3675022
That's just a racial stereotype!
And probably true

>>3675704
Well, they basically flirt with each other in every novel.
I mean what else does the series have going for it other than the chemistry between the two?

It got silly during the Opal Deception, and the ... the Lost Tribe? Whichever one was after that was the last I read. It jumped the shark too much with it's lolmagic loltimeskip loltwins ending. I did like the runt character though.

>>3676177
You've never read a book just because you like a character? Artemis is a very readable protagonist and while his "chemistry" with Holly is interesting, it's very normal and doesn't indicate they view each other in any way but shaky friends. Plus Eoin Colfer has never been one for relationships between main characters.

Besides, the stories, despite getting wackier and silly, have always been well written and good entertainment

>>3676397
I love Artemis as a character. I like Holly as a character, too. That's really the reason I read as far as I did. But really, who didn't expect the two to get together and create a new species of human/fairy?

>>3677032
Lol was just reminded of the lyrics by Fuckmaster Sex:
Bust a nut in a hoagie and create a new subspecies.

>>3677044

but when he said it, it was actually funny

>>3675704
You forgot that she was a teenager for a time.
Also i think Holly and Artie will repopulate the world.. shit got to start from somewhere.

>>3674990
>ezra
Ezra the mad? Did you read Night Angel Trilogy?

Shippers ruin everything. No exceptions.

Anyway, I stopped reading after Opal deception because it didn't seem to hold up to the first three books. Should I have continued, /lit/?

>>3677542
The next after Opal Deception gets very forced feeling. Granted it's got a lot of what made the previous ones special, and some nice scenes, but the concept was off in places and the ending was left-fieldy and kind of silly. Far as I'm concerned the trilogy is best, OD is passable and after that it's done.

>>3677215
Never heard of it.

I read those books when I was like 12, why is this young adult shit being discussed here?

I also wanted Holly and Artemis to bang, they were so cute together

>>3677710
Because the last book was released last year.