/lit/ - Literature

II.

We preach hatred of men and women, both being nothing to us, or any gender made up in between.

We despise socialism - the invalidation of destruction. We make fun of all anarchist solutions - those being the antithesis of our anarchism (we get rid of all ideas!).

We mock feminism. The woman is nothing to us! And if the patriarchy so oppress anyone - well, they have reason to fight! They should love it.

We look down upon the inferior races, those being those who do not look like us. We hate tolerance and diversity.

We ignore the reactionaries. Who cares? Reactionaries are like the already dead. We don’t fight zombies!

We say only, “Create for yourself!” And we know deep down this means the genocide of everything around us.

III.

Hercules will be our cult hero. The Club will be our symbol. We will refrain from giving ourselves any name, but when we feel it, we will say we are Herculeans.

For music we will hate all rhythm and texture, preferring instead structure and unmediated interplay of instrument.

For poetry we will despise the confessional and the conceptual, loving the aesthetic and the symbolic.

For painting we will make use of the mythic figurative and the geometric abstract; favoring expressionism but despising the unreligious, and valuing vorticism.

>>3592177
>WE WE WE WE WE WE
Fuck you.

It might be a joke, but it's very edgy nonetheless.

>create

>get rid of all ideas

another ideology founded on innate hypocrisy, eh?

IV.

We will write and think like angsty teenagers.

>>3592183
>We will refrain from giving ourselves any name, but when we feel it, we will say we are Herculeans.
So you want to become Dionysius in The Frogs?

4chan is not the place for edgy tryhard manifestos.

i wonder how many times the word edgy will be used in this thread

>>3592220

This man's wit is as burning as my asshole after eating at an indian buffet

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IV.

We will create a club in which we will battle each other.

We will not talk about the club.

We WILL NOT talk about the club.

>>3592177
>But the warrior is based.
Based? As in 'based warrior'?

>>3592239
No, as in 'based God'

>>3592265
That's what I actually wanted to say, didn't see the mistake.

I am a Herculean

>>3592177
...
Where's his dick?

>>3592177
was his dick cut off

>>3592321
>>3592327

He gave her the D. Literally.

>>3592177
Where do I sign?

On the other hand, I'd fear a:

band of terrorists

And I'd never fear a

band of guitar players

Not even if they play the dirtiest death metal

What would they menace me with? Evil chords? Meh... I don't see any violence there

>>3592332
With respect to that, meh

>>3592321

supposedly when the museum bought the statue from its previous owner, she kept the penis.

>Edgy teenager misinterpreting Nietzsche

>>3592332

Why did you think fear a relevant topic for response?

>>3592329

In your heart.

HAHA NO DICK!

>>3592349

Because he cares about what others think of himself more than what he thinks of himself.

>>3592177
>Art is violence

Warped definition of violence.

Fag.

>>3592382
w-what happened to his penis, yo?

>>3592467
That's one of the things which can happen when you fight a lion.

Sounds like futurism, only edgier.

>>3592503

Nothing's edgier than futurism.

>>3592177
>the sharp consonants of the poem
I like this. Not much else though.

>>3592511
>Implying futurism was at all as edgy as "We will refrain from giving ourselves any name, but when we feel it, we will say we are Herculeans"

>>3592515

Well I don't see how that's even edgy...

>2013
>not being a Herculean

You guys serious?

>>3592530

I have a phallic sculpture of him I pray to each morning

>>3592332

>implying death metal eschews rhythm and texture
>implying death metal has any attributes other than rhythm and texture

I assumed OP meant guitar noise more than anything, which made me sad because I did not wish to think that such tremendous faggots could share my taste.

>>3592609

>listens to guitar noise
>somehow was under the presumption that no faggots shared his taste

come on now...

the next time you write a manifesto don't rip off the futurists so obviously

>>3592640

That's what's best about listening to obscure music: you are free to ignore all the retarded people who like the same things as you. If you like hip-hop music, you have to be able to talk to people about hip-hop.

>be a
>dont feel like calling myself it yet
>okay, now i do
>be a herculean
>be walking through the college quad in my vest and fedora, listening to rhythmless, textureless, bronycore on my ipod
>see qtp2t3.14 walking with man
>walk up to her
"Good evening, m'lady. Surely, as an inferior female, you would prefer the company of a"
>don't feel like saying it again
>3 minutes of awkward silence
"Herculean such as myself, to the presence of this reactionary, nonviolent, worm. May I suggest that we adjourn for some coffee?"
>she tells me to fuck off
>get mad
"TREAT ME LIKE A PUSHOVER, AND YOU GET THE ONCE-OVER!"
>attempt to punch her in the face
>fist stops 6 inches away from her and i pull my arm muscles
>fall to the ground
>she stomps me in the stomach
>spaghetti falls out of my pocket
>a passing group of Futurists see me
>they begin to laugh at me for consuming pasta
>start flailing around on the ground
"WE SHALL NOT BE SUPRESSED! WE ARE THE FUNDAMENTAL TENSION IN REALITY THAT IS SILENCED BY THE OPPRESSIVE MAJORITY! WE ARE THE OPPRESSIVE MAJORITY THAT SEEKS TO REMOVE THE TENSION CAUSED BY THE BOURGEOISIE IN A WAVE OF ECSTASTIC TRUTH! WE ARE THE"
>don't feel like saying it
>lie on the ground for minutes which turn into hours and then into days
>am dying of thirst
>finally feel like saying it
"HERCULEANS!"
>die

>>3592332
>And I'd never fear a
>band of guitar players
And that naivete would be your undoing as soon as you encountered the mighty El Kabong.

>>3592775

my god

even got a futurist cuisine joke in

>>3592775

>>3592775
>>a passing group of Futurists see me
>>they begin to laugh at me for consuming pasta

>>3592904
am i supposed to read all 'my god's on lit in a zizek voice?

>>3592949
yesh

>>3592775

>>3592217
This. I feel like I've seen this posted on facebook countless times by people who think they're Mark Rothko.

>>3592817
hey ruggles, are you done with the new book?

>>3593185

who the hell do you know that posts futurist manifestos on facebook?