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3583685 No.3583685 [Reply] [Original]

When I think about my own mortality, the only thing that really gets me down is knowing that there's a limited amount of books I'll be able to read before I die.

>> No.3583720

Screw books. Give me the thing in your picture

>> No.3583721

I swear I've seen giantess clips with that girl.

>> No.3583723
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>>3583720

It's a trap!

>> No.3583725
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3583725

Huh. It's the dying part that makes me foul my britches.

>> No.3583726

>>3583720

What if she has choose your own adventure between her goofy ass cheeks and when you tuck your button little nose down there the sheer excitement of limitless adventure entices you to abandon all pussy and spend the rest of your life writing existential multiple choice tracts. what then, breeder. what then.

>> No.3583729

>>3583723
even better.

>> No.3583734

>>3583726
what if I have already spent my life writing existential choice shit and I'm sick & tired of it and I feel like breeding instead?

>> No.3583736

Yeah, Today I declared (over coffee and a cigarette) that literature is stupid because books take to long to read; I wished I could just, like, place my palm across the cover and absorb its knowledge. Maybe not immediately, that'd be unfair and unrealistic, but in the span of a few hours of meditation.

>> No.3583737

What bothers me even more is that the day isn't long enough for me to read everything I want to, still get my shit done and avoid madness from lack of sleep.

I wish we didn't need to sleep.

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>>3583729

You like a cock up your butt???

>> No.3583744

>>3583734

what if a book lives longer than a kid. what then.

>> No.3583750

>>3583740
yes. yes i do.

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>>3583750

You should have said so earlier.

>> No.3583768

>>3583720
A chest of drawers?

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>>3583720

>> No.3583793

>>3583786

Oh man, my trap sensors are in alarm mode, I can sense there is a monster cock there in between the legs a la silence of the lambs.

>> No.3583799

>>3583793

I was thinking the same thing.

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>>3583793
You're way off, hate to break it to you.

>> No.3583819

>>3583801
miaow

>> No.3583820

>>3583801
a man can dream, anon

;_;

>> No.3583823

>>3583801

if you block out the torso/legs on this picture it just looks like a head with arms. looks weird.

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I found pic related on goodreads

>> No.3583841

>>3583801
Is she trying to suck her own dick?

>> No.3583855

>>3583801
pls sauce/moar

>> No.3583860

>>3583685
You never know what the future might bring. Someday you might get all the world's information uploaded into your brain.

>> No.3583873

>>3583786
Source or more please.

>> No.3583880

>>3583855
http://kundaliniyogini.tumblr.com

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>>3583880
hot damn