/lit/ - Literature

YO HAVE U READ DESCARTRES?

The count of monte cristo

what do you got?

No. I look shit in red lipstick.

>Hey anon, can you recommend me any good books?

>>3522604
Sure, and next month our book should be 120 Days of Sodom.

These women are overweight.

>>3522617

yeah murakami is a modern genius, but camuss and keroac are my favourite classicals.

>>3522617
Stand up and pick up that mess. This isn't your personal quarters. Anyway. Start with Dianetics and work from there.

>What do you think of my taste, anon?

>>3522627

5/5 bretty gud

>>3522627
9/10 it's okay

>>3522624
Agreed. They look like a set of beer-swigging uggos who think lazily painting themselves up like china dolls functions as a cure-all.

>>3522624
I'm into it. They're more of a classic plump, not the lumpy modern obesity we know today.

>>3522624
They're a bit chubby but by no means unfuckable.

>>3522627
>movie tie-in cover

Fuck right on off.

>>3522627
>large nostril
>dry hair
>child's shirt
>wrong book-holding posture
>misogyny-inducing taste

2/10 would not read with

>>3522637

this

>>3522627
How's John Green's new book.

>>3522604
can you imagine the stench when they uncross their legs? fat chicks just smell yo... unless you get them straight out of the shower, and even then...

>>3522647
Sometimes they forget to get that bucket of KFC out of the folds.

>Anon, why don't you stop reading and come to bed?

>>3522656
BECAUSE MY BED IS FULL OF ŽIŽEK

>>3522604
If they were the girls from bunheads then I would totally join that book club. As it stands, they're ugly, no sense of aesthetics, and look poorly read.

>>3522662

too bad

>>3522662
Hmm...
>>3522656
Hmm.......
>>3522662
.....
>>3522656
......
>>3522662
I choose Slavoj

>Hey anon, do you like Ayn Rand?

>>3522649

>It's pretty good coming of age fiction. You should read it. It takes like 2 hours unless you're an illiterate pleb. Quit being put off by the YA internet label.

>>3522662
what do those things above the z's mean

>>3522672
disgusting

>>3522680
They mean you have to zjuzj it up.

>zzzzz why cant I find a guy who likes to read books?

>>3522680
You have to make a long "hocking up phlegm" sound.

>>3522674
Why did you greentext that.

>H-hey anon, what kind of books do you read?

>>3522718
You got me.

>tfw met the most beautiful girl
>tfw she loves reading, music and games
>tfw she is one of the most intelligent girls I have ever met
>tfw she has a perfect ass
>tfw I talk to her everyday
>tfw she hates relationships

>>3522718
fantasy, video game magazines, detective crime fiction, mystery novels, deep YA lit

>>3522699
Because the wit would be too subtle without it

>>3522723
>>tfw she has a perfect ass
Nice regrounding in physical aesthetics rather than the ideal.

>>3522723
>tfw she hates relationships

She just doesn't want one with you. Move on young buck.

>>3522728
She had an arse the shape of a tuppawear and I liked to make it burp.

>>3522723
>>tfw she has a perfect ass
Are we talking about apples, oranges, musk melon, watermelon, or pull over that ass is too fat?

>>3522730
That could be true...
I'd like to think it isn't, and she is legitametly into intellectuals over the usual ass hole, 'tough' guy...
Or she is asexual or something.

>>3522718
I-I-I don't know. C-c-classics I guess?

>Reading in front of a camera.
Can't get worse than that.

>>3522735
Peach
>the way her sweat pants wrap around each cheek, makes my balls tingle.

these women can't even pretend to read properly. what a bunch of dumb sluts. god i hate women.

>>3522737
In any case it's irrelevant to you though. You must move on my son.

>>3522737
Some people just don't want to be tied down. Or want to be tied down physically, but not socially or psychologically or emotionally or whatever.

>>3522746
I'm trying...
It's almost impossible to think of any girl, the same way I think about her.

>>3522718
I don't read "books", I exclusively read Visual Novels.

Now get away from me 3DPD whore.

>>3522750
Ge laid. Also, people who don't want a relationship don't always mean they don't want to fuck.

>>3522748
>Or want to be tied down physically, but not socially or psychologically or emotionally or whatever.
>tfw no casual bondage fuckbuddy

>>3522756
I had a casual bondage fuckbuddy, but she dumped me because I wasn't committed enough.

>>3522753
I honestly don't know how to 'ask' a girl I actually care about for sex, I feel guilty when I try.
Anyone else, I don't care.

>>3522769
Don't "ask,"
Tell.

>>3522798
No, you 'show' and don't 'tell'. Though that guy will likely come across as rapey with either of these suggestions.

>>3522807
So learn how to rape women so they feel like they've consented.

>>3522817
If you want to sleep with her, just try to sleep with her without trying to rape her. It's not rocket science. If she doesn't want to sleep with you, move on.

>>3522820
Yeah, nah. Sex doesn't work that way. It is about power, not convenience. And if you follow Dworkin in the least on power relationships then you have to recognise that all sex, if you're male, will be rape.

>>3522826
To be fair, in her own words, she said that sex was degrading for women because they are "the penetrated" and empowering for men because they are "the penetrator" (I just realized that "penetraitor" would make a good feminazi pun), and it was another feminist commenting on Dworkin that summarized her work as "all sex is rape".


I mean she is a bit on the edge of crazy town, but that doesn't mean that everything she says is utter bullshit. She's like those female students who hand out pamphlets that say that 1 in 3 women on campus is raped. Outside of the DRC, it's really not believable, so people take that to mean, "well, that must mean that ALL of feminism is bullshit", when, really, it's just a few of very public kooks. A lot of rape still does happen on campus. Mix frat boys, young women, and alcohol, and it will happen. Not 33% of the time, but it will happen.

>>3524708
>penetraitor

I want to find a girl with dyed red hair and start a riot grrrl band with this name now