/lit/ - Literature

allow me to introduce you to the ladykiller extraordinaire, Knut Hamsun.

>ladies, please. Contain your orgasms.

i don't see it. even w/o the mustache he'd basically look like your typical stem major.

>>3478767
blue power ranger.

but, yeah, generally healthy looking.

>>3478769

>blue power ranger.
>but, yeah,

...wat

>>3478773
billy was sexy.

>>3478769
that's not how you spell "so potent he makes even the Queen spontaneously ovulate."

the Knut is displeased.

Johan Sebastian Welhaven is pretty damn kawaii.

>spend teen years pining and dreaming of the day when I will have a glorious moustache
>mentally cache every cool 'stache
>shit's gonna be so cash
>hit 21
>facial hair starts coming in nicely
>hipsters enter the scene
>tfw they ruin the entire moustache world within 2 years
>tfw I might as well wear a v-neck if I want to rock a Nietzsche now

>>3478866
it's not hipster to grow a full beard. at least not where i live.

>>3478738
Nah he actually looked a bit strange without the 'stache in my opinion. Had the picture saved somewhere but I can seem to find it...

>>3478895
is this it?

>>3478918
he looks so grandfatherly

>>3478895
>>3478916
it's the hair and glasses. he'd look alpha without them.

search your hearts, you know it to be true

Georg Buchner:

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRY4ZxUBRUSUgQ7wXb3Ld6HAYaReqp3OJxsHWCg0sPoRCXOa5AJBA

>>3478875
>it's not hipster to grow a full beard

>>3478866
oh shut the fuck up, I'm sick and tired of hearing shit like this.
>"Hurr durr, Hipsters ruined X, hipsters ruined Y, now I can't enjoy X, and can't into Y"
Just do it faggot, if you want a moustache, grow one - no one have taken away your right to do so, if you don't have the balls to be yourself, then go back to mommy and cry about it, because I am sick and tired of hearing people complaining about shit like this. Don't fucking worry about it - grow a moustache, ride a fixie, wear what ever you like.

>>3478918
If he had faked his death and just kept clean shaven no one would recognize him.

Not literature.

>>3479204
>dao de ding.png
Am sich.

>>3479214
>dat kangaroo foot

Mere mortals compared to this guy

Being handsome is a strictly portrait view quality by the way. No profile pictures. They tend to reveal unwanted humpbacks.

>>3478767
just brimming with male vitality.

seriously, he has like a golden aura or some shit.
white people are a strange lot.

>>3479627
I am retarded.

every1 is beutiful in gods eyes :)
but seriously, this guy was doing something right

>>3479655
We know, Soren.

>>3479715
It's Soren, you foreign cunt

>you will take a walk through the mountains and get lost and come across Nietzsche and ask how to get back to town, and get invited back to his home since it's getting dark and get drunk together and mock the tourists at the local ski resort and end up making out passionately and bending over and letting him go wild on your tight virgin asshole

>>3479758
Come again?

>>3479788
*you will never

;_;

>>3479788
>nietzsche
>inviting
>mocking in any other form but writing
>drinking
>fucking
>not going to bed early and rising at 5am to go walking for hours and writing for hours taking breaks only to eat, piss, shit or sleep, ad infinitum

>>3478738

I think he would even be damn good looking with a similar mustache, maybe if he just toned the scale down to human proportions.

>>3479788

Nietzsche didn't drink or fuck bro. He hated drinking and people thought he was weird.

>>3479800
>implying Nietzsche didn't fuck

How'd he get syphilis?
I bet he wanted to fuck his Italian waifu but she friendzoned him hard

>>3478916
Nah it was an older picture. His face was very lined.

>>3479824

He got it from the pubic hair that his moustache was made of

>>3479824
>How'd he get syphilis?
He didn't, it was braincancer like his dad.

>>3479879

You only say that because you read some piece of speculation. Nineteenth century medicine, while some time ago, was not as primitive as doctors indoctrinated by presentism would have you think. His doctor diagnosed him with syphilis. He had rashes and a sore on his pee-pee.

>>3479788
>Tfw you will never catch the syphilis he caught from a prostitute

>>3479817
Not true, he fucked prostitutes commonly


LITTLE KNOWN BT HILARIOUS NIETZSCHE FACT:
Wagner sent a letter to his doctor informing him of the fact that Friederich was masturbating too much, Wagner thought this a sign of mental illness or distress. That is all.

>>3479943
[citation needed]

>>3479950
>richy rich mad because nietzsche wouldn't write wagnerian propaganda any more

Funny, because there's a citation needed for your existence you filthy bot.