/lit/ - Literature

>plot

>>3423666

Quit acting like you strictly read for prose just to fit in.

I doubt you've even gone to school for literature

>>3423672

Quit acting like you've gone to school for literature.

I doubt you've even gone to school for literature.

>>3423661
That image is fucking gold.

Neckbeard thread?

>>3423677

I haven't. I'm a history major.

>>3423676
>flouride [sic] is really toxic industrial waste


how can you even

Alpha.

>>3423701

>>3423714
>Goosebumps

>>3423729
Please tell me that's not a girl.

>>3423729
Wow he really showed them, I'm gonna remember that joke.

>>3423661
>>3423676
>>3423695
>>3423711

Please, stop... it's painful to watch!

>>3423714
what is the piece of buttered bread laying around about?

>>3423733
It was twice as funny when I read it as autistic.

>>3423729
James Franco was really funny back in those days...

>>3423738
It looks like he put a bit of it in his shirt, which would appear to imply it was a joke on misspelling neckbeard as neckbread.

>>3423714
That guy's pretty hot imo.
(no homo)

>>3423711
"hanged out"

this image just got a lot more sinister.

>>3423733
love this one

>>3423753
Look, she's right. Unbeknownst to plebians, Selena Gomez only becomes truly good when you adopt that position to listen to her music. Otherwise your 'Gomezons' - actual medical term, look it up - get stuck on account of being trapped by a twisted Gomezon vessel that can only become untwisted (freeing the trapped Gomezons) when you go into that pose.

>>3423756
What Eldrich horror is this?

I don't know what thread this is supposed to be, but I'll contribute.

>>3423749
Oh God, what the fuck.
Fedora wearing neckbeards never make me cringe but holy shit this is terrible.
He even has the "oh god what have i done" face.

>>3423661
>buying books
>not learning the rudiments of 17th-century spanish and writing Don Quixote line for line, thus creating a new work with a completely different meaning
>2012

>>3423760
It's a girl with progeria (a genetic disorder that makes you age faster).

>>3423774
How is it even possible to be friendzoned that hard?

>>3423767
What's wrong with that?

>>3423760
>>>/tg/

>>3423774

I love it when socially awkward people add "hahaha" everywhere to make it sound less awkward. It's always a nice touch.

>>3423774

>>3423787
I have never understood that. It just makes it worse. "Hahaha" always makes it sound completely awkward - like trying to defuse a situation that your social skills aren't up to by laughing slightly.

>>3423789
>tfw you entire world and belief system crumble at the sight of a self confident atheist who is able to pull of a fedora with Indiana Jones esque pinash!

>>3423767
He looks like a Russian Malcolm

>>3423766
>Not doing the exact same thing, only based on Pierre Menard's Quixote

>>3423714
>Ayn Rand
On behalf of /lit/: HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

>>3423805
To be fair, I think it was a joke. Judging by the position of bread adjacent to neck, and the fact that there are Goosebumps books there.

>>3423783

I haven't laughed so much in a long time. And yet, at the same time, I sort of sympathise with him.

>>3423807
I dunno man, Goosebump is pretty much acknowledged by /lit/ to be god-tier literature...

>>3423810

>>3423810

>>3423818
I always hated how the books, ALL of them had a shit OR WAS IT? ending. Fuck that shit.

>>3423829
Those books wrote themselves, man. R. L. Stein didn't give a fuck, he got bank.

>>3423810
>that's... oh, that looks like a troll
>...
>56 likes, 1243 comments

>>3423829
>Implying R.L. Stine doesn't use words to showcase his ideas

>>3423820
>>3423828
>>3423834
That's pretty clearly an idiot or troll, not a representative of mainstream feminism.

>idiots exist
>rrrraaaaaage
Cut that out and get back on topic.

>>3423838
Contemporary feminists are pretty much a bunch of fucking retards though, especially those who frequent the internet.

>>3423842
>contemporary

Aaanyway...

>>3423841
Oh leave her alone. It's obviously a self-deprecating joke.

>>3423841
funny how most of the really intelligent people I know are actually quite thin or of a middling weight. I guess the obese ones don't condescend to sharing their knowledge with us

>>3423846
I don't get it

The guy is a douchebag and the woman is a woman

Wait what are we doing

>>3423852
Yeah, this. She seems to have a nice sense of humor about her weight. Really shouldn't be mocked on 4chan.

>>3423810
oh my godddd.

i want to engage in brutal punishing intercourse with her with the hope that maybe by pounding her vagina, it will somehow become clear to her the downfalls of feminism as an ethos.

>>3423850
Is this real? Was she being sincere?

>>3423850
Where was this quote taken from? I can't find a source on it, and while I think that Sarkeesian is an idiot, I'd rather not use made-up quotes to argue about her.

>>3423862
Yes.

>>3423852
>>3423860
[Feminist samefag detected.]

>>3423857
The moral is that 6 pages in 4 days is a lot. It's like...a page and a half a day. That's a lot, man.

>>3423862
>>3423865

It sounds like something she would say, but I don't know where it's from.

i present, the female clinger

literature

>>3423873
I googled it and can't find a source on it. It might just be some made-up quote from /v/.

>>3423875
D'awww. She's so nice and sweet.

Sucks that the douche canoes from /fit/ are messing with her.

>>3423866
>what a creep, being so obsessed with justice!

>>3423867
At least she is honest! I like that.

>>3423860
>>3423852
Actually, I think she's just an idiot. 'Murrica, right?

>>3423857
i think its just showcasing the dynamics of attraction between females and douchebags. In the first set of messages she was obviously really into him, wanted the dick. In the next message she attacks his masculinity, says he's not a man, calls him an asshole, says she knew from when they first met he was an asshole. Whats funny is she still messaged him anyway wanting the cock, even though apparantly she already knew he was an asshole.

>>3423875

Okay, maybe she overdid it a bit, but I don't see anything wrong with a little enthusiasm.

>>3423789

Truly an inspiration to all free-thinkers.

>>3423886
It's a /fit/ inside joke/awful pickup line:

"Are you an archaeologist?"
"No, why?"
"Because I have a bone that needs to be examined."

>>3423880
hahaha oh my god

>she couldn't even look at him directly

>>3423767
>incredibly happy
I think you might be moderately or at least slightly happy. Perhaps neutral.

Is this now a feminism thread?

>>3423891
I had a friend, we were talking about being hit on in clubs (as you can imagine, I have zero experience in this field.) Friend swears and says she'd date the next guy who just asked her for her goddamn name.

>>3423884
>I smell like Usher colon
Omfg, the buckets, I'm laughing them!

>>3423756
Dude. So uncool. Do not make fun of sick people.

Never change, americlaps.

>>3423897
Why did the little fagbag want to beat up on girls?

>>3423884
Took me a while to even realize what they were talking.

>>3423905
>4chan
I wish I were this new...get out while you can!

>>3423906
>no comment from Tao Lin saying "sorry already stole the gift"

>>3423906

>the genius at the end that says "u have to type apparel no caps!"

eheheheheh

>>3423906
Come on! That can't be real. No one is that stupid.

>>3423914
>Dr. Jimmy
Rofl.

>>3423875
>My facial features when I have the same reaction as the girl eventhough, I'm a man. Tell me one word, I could speak one hour about that to the wind.

>>3423912
So edgy.

>>3423768
>Dresses like some kind of goth Santa
He also forgot to mention that Kurama is the perfect lesbian.

>>3423926
Cheeky cunt.

>>3423926
Fat acceptance is genuinely one of the most stupid (not including their made-up shit) movements that shitblr are trying to champion. Most fat people don't even want to be fat, because it's unhealthy and also generally inconvenient. Trying to get people to "accept" fat people is absurd, unhealthy in the extreme and helps nobody apart from idiots on the internet who want to seem like they're holy paragons of social justice issues they barely understand.

>>3423875
She seems cute. Everyone does a little profile stalking, she's just one of the few who talk about it openly. 8/10 would date.

>>3423934
obvious troll but the ''i'm thinking about murdering her'' got me hard.

>>3423934
Men are so fucking stupid.

>>3423940
You mean humans. Humans are so fucking stupid. Sometimes, some of them.

>>3423914
>Dr. Jimmy Rustles

This is the best literature thread I've ever seen.

>>3423933
Why does everyone here hate tumblr? It's great for porn!

>>3423934
Please tell me this is real.

>>3423934
lol no way that can be real

>>3423950
I hate a lot of the people that go on there. I think it's an interesting concept as both a blogging platform and for image-sharing, but the problem is with the current infestation of pseudo-intellectual "feminists" and "social justice" types.

>>3423934
How can you use a tampered tampon unnoticed? And there's no way to reseal this stuff, you rip the package open and using tape or glue isn't very subtle.

>>3423957
>Wat is ignoring

>>3423963
Why would I ignore things I can argue about? I'm bored enough as is without you suggesting I take complaining about stupid shit out of my life.

>>3423912
>tfw I've been here for 6 years
She's like, 12 or something, you shithead. It's not even funny, just a bunch of girls trying to make a dying kid feel better.

>>3423957
you don't really encounter them unless you actually follow any people that post that shit. some people are pretty chill, too.

>>3423978
cringed hard. oh man that poor guy.

>>3423983
a/s/l?
:) ;)


>>3423985
He's prob gay m8.

>>3423985
People who get friendzoned deserve it, to be honest. They've got to see it coming, right? You don't end up giving a girl you're not dating a pedicure without realising that you've been thoroughly friendzoned.

one thing that scares me about having children is that in todays cultural climate, theres a good chance my kids could end up like one of these fucking neckbeard weirdos. I guess i could always beat it out of him though.

>>3423756
I wonder how a person with this disorder would react if someone moderately attractive started hitting on them. Bystanders, too.

>>3423950
Agreed. Better than google for images.

>>3423989
You say that as someone who is self-aware. Not everyone has that self-awareness.

>>3423952
That's hilarious.

>>3423994
They don't live to an age where they can get hit on, I don't think I think they ordinarily die in their mid-to-late teens or very early twenty, and I imagine that their condition will pretty much prevent them going outside much anyway.

>>3424000
Holy triple.

>>3423995
>>3423950
>masturbating to images

the fuck? its fucking 2013. people still do this?

>>3423978
Ouch ouch ouch!

>>3424009
>doesn't fap to images
You'll never be a writer.

>>3423994

They usually die before they hit puberty. I guess they would react like every ugly person would.

>>3423810
I wasn't bothered until I saw how many people liked it.
But considering the number of comments, the ratio of those that saw it to those that liked it is probably way in our favor.

>>3423923
Shitheads like you are the reason I don't allow myself to be served.

>>3424009
I don't masturbate to images on tumblr, that's what /d/ is for. I hoard them. It's a compulsion. In my spare time I scour the internet for images and save them and then never look at them again.

>>3424009
The rhythmic motion and rawness that have no though and the mindless attempt to get pleasure seen in the videos is too much of a reminder how we are just monkeys without free will and it makes me sad.

>>3423846
so a loser met another loser. what is your point?

>>3423714
>that big ass chunk of bread stuck on his sweater's zipper
i've seen that picture like 10 times, and it keeps revealing more embarrassing stuff every single time

>>3424031

>>3423918
you haven't been to the United States of Murrica, have you? There is nothing but dumb here.

>>3423914
Laughed so fucking hard when he was addressed as Dr. Rustles.

>>3424031
Oh god. I know this was just a phase, like an evolutionary stage, but goddamn.

This is literally the only image of stupidity that I have.

>>3423966
I would assume the apples didn't fall far from the trees.
The whole family is fucking stupid.

>>3424067
>academia in a nutshell

>wikipedia

>>3423880
poor mongo. how bad could he be?

>>3424067
Epic fail. Or win. Depending on how you look at it.

>>3424081
>using the word epic.
Yeah... about that...

Power to the people (women only tho)

>>3423996
>I think my dad saw my DeviantArt and got angry about how I called him dumb in Japanese [...] and so he punished me by getting me pregnant.

>>3424081
Sup /b/

>>3424071
This just can't be true!

>>3424093
fake as fuck

>>3424090
About four years ago, someone on /b/, I think it was posted a link to a zoophiles website, explaining the proper ways to love and pleasure your animals, and even how to determine consent. That guy got around, too.

>>3423711
>that akward pony star

even the cartoon realizes this is wrong

this one is genuinely depressing

>>3424086
I see no misandry. They've said nothing sexist about men; I don't see the problem?

>>3424108
My comment was unrelated.

>>3424086
Is 'it' rape or lung cancer? Because she's certainly asking for lung cancer.

here, a relevant one

>>3424115
>rights to names
golly
>popular and famous tripfag
but nobody likes tripfags

>>3424102
Thing is, that's perfectly fine.

>>3424119
dat 12 year old a stupid bitch yo

420 4 lyfe blaze it faggot im a party animal

>>3424120
don't bring you anon vs trip bullshit here anon

>>3424124
+1 Men's rights

>>3424124
I see nothing wrong here.

>>3424121
That's the point.

>>3423945
>used diapers

>>3424124
rip in peace mens rights

>>3423714

>Zinfandil
>Bread

>>3424124
It's satire. Look at his page

>>3424135
The movement is stronger now than ever.

>>3424122
I hate the word privilege now. I used to be indifferent, but now I know that it will always, always be followed by a stupid as fuck opinion.

The internet is killing me.

>>3424130
>haven't heared my real name in months
Ow lord.

>>3424141
Holy shit, that's one ugly break-up.

>>3424093
You poor, uneducated, stubborn fool,

It is with great interest that I must inform you that both your logic and your reasoning are flawed, and that you are obviously misinformed about the topic at hand. To be honest, you represent the small part of every community which lacks the ability to think and comprehend things like humans do. In fact, your mental capabilities would closely resemble that of a lump of turd. I had second thoughts about writing this, as I am not sure if you have the skills associated with reading. I kindly ask you, on behalf of everyone else, to kill yourself, thereby removing yourself from the gene pool to prevent people like you from being born.

You have permision to writhe in your own idiocy.

Sincerely,
Your intellectual superior.

(Nice pasta)

>>3424146
Goddammit, Flash, just because she can't walk, doesn't mean she can't move. You're being a total racist asshole right now.

>>3424166
>that feel

>>3424159
You mean "ableist".

>>3424173
Who is this woman? Can I legally slap her shit?

>>3424173
>implying I have the liberty of putting out other people who are on fire when I'm on fire myself

>>3424177
ladies first :)

>>3424176
It's a gaming webcomic written by a guy and drawn by another dude, replete with gaming journos taking their shit way more seriously than it has any write to be taken.

>>3424176
You should admire her for her ability to tell a story without moving a pixel.

>>3424181
>any write
God, I'm retarded. That was meant to say "right". I should go to bed.

>>3424179
I couldn't help if I wanted to. I have not-on-fire privilege, so I couldn't possibly understand what she's going through, and I have no right to do so.

I can't help but imagine that the whole idea of privilege will reduce human conversation to nothing but addressing people entirely by their full name (to avoid pronoun-based privilege) and stating in clear and concise language what is going on (to avoid any sort of other privilege, you are not allowed to have any opinion, nor are you allowed to state anything other than the current situation).

"Steven Stevenson, Richard Richardson has been shot."

"Steven Stevenson will call an ambulance for Richard Richardson."

"Robert Robertson thanks Steven Stevenson for calling an ambulance for Richard Richardson."

"Steven Stevenson is also calling the thought police with reference to Robert Robertson due to Robert Robertson expressing an opinion on a situation and therefore displaying privilege."

"Robert Robertson shall assume the arresting-position in order to be securely arrested."

>>3423793
>140x160

>>3424200
It's quite obvious the w wouldn't appear, but it is a little trippy still.

>>3424204
No. It will degrade to people being as passive aggressive offensive as humanly possible irl, and then hurling insults at each other on the internet.
Basically like right now, but more overt and manic.

"I don't hate black people, but I call them nigger anyway, because I didn't own any slaves."

>>3424141
Why would he have dated someone who took a piss on their bosses chair. Just. what?

>>3424260
lol, all virgins make lists like that. it's 100% angst driven.

>>3423978
Damn

>>3423661
But computers can't generate truly random numbers.

Why did it take him two days to figure that out?

>>3424278
He's trying to be random. Idk why. Apparently he thinks it makes him smart, since he doesn't actually have intelligence going for him.

>>3423836
>implying he doesn't use language to showcase his ideas

>>3423985
>>3424006
>>3424267

It says a lot about you guys that you would assume the only reason he would be friends with her is because he wants to fuck her.

>>3424296
That is typically the only reason why most young males become friends with young women. It is also the reason why the "Nice Guy" problem arises, which is a large enough problem to warrant discussion.

>>3424303
I never quite understood why these ''nice guys'' try to get their hopes up that the girl they are with will one day notice them.
If she establishes that she only wants to remain friends because a step beyond that friendship is too awkward for her, why does he keep hoping that it will change?
I never understood why they stick to a single girl.

>>3424311
I imagine that it is, on some level, sincere affection for the girl, but a lack of self-awareness as to the situation they're in. Some sort of blind hope that maybe, perhaps, by some almost-fictional level of magical reversal of the situation, the girl will suddenly realise that they're madly in love with their best friend. This is totally unrealistic, of course, but they still hold out hope for one reason or another.

However, there is a more vicious side to it to be seen, and that's a belief that because you've supported someone that they're naturally obliged to have sex with you. Probably a vast oversimplification in most situations, but not entirely untrue.

>>3424264
I haven't, that list is all wrong.

>>3424282
Is this funny because it only proves that he is unintelligent and narcissistic?

>>3424319
As an additional note, I think it's also that they seem to think that the girl just hasn't realised it yet. Like, they believe that the girl has only considered them as a friend on account of having a mental block in place that just needs appropriate shifting of perspective to launch them into the romantic side of the relationship spectrum.

This is also mistaken, and I think it probably also reflects a disregard for the intelligence of the girl they like. It's like they think that the girl just hasn't thought of them in a relationship, which is blatantly untrue in pretty much every case - after all, the girl has probably though it through and arrived to the conclusion that they're better off as friends. It's probably just best described as just being kind of dense when it comes to understanding other people.

>>3424319
They just do with girls what would work with them.

>>3424335
It's "funny" because it's sad.

>>3424348
How is it sad? That guy is obsessed with himself; he thinks spending two days pondering the workings of a random number generator makes him intelligent, and he brags about it!

>>3423905
Do you even realize where you are right now?

You're posting on a website that made a game about seducing and fucking crippled girls.

>>3424362
sad as in pathetic.

>>3424362
That's what's sad, isn't it? You can't help but feel sorry for the guy when he lacks even the basic social awareness not to say something so blatantly idiotic on a dating site.

>>3424371
KS was pretty sincere and sensative, though, at least as far as it goes. Writing was pretty amateurish, but it wasn't like it was being exploitative.

>>3424379
>sensative

good job me have a gold star

My browser even has a built-in spell-check, how can I miss this kind of thing?

>>3424371
>their crippled so they couldn't possibly have sexual desires. We should treat them as non-sexual objects for sympathy.

>>3424385
they're*

>>3424374
But he's a dick!

>>3424390
Yeah, but I feel sorry for dicks sometimes, too.

>>3423990
Boarding school or military school.

>>3423990
Most of this is a result of careless parenting. Don't let him spend 6+ hours a day playing video games, and keep him away from going the internet (especially 4chan) for extended periods of time.

>>3424119
>I miss yours more
Oh man, that pic is the gift that keeps on giving.

Fucking kids.

They are the future.

>>3423933
being fat isn't necessarily unhealthy. And if they're fat enough that it affects their health, they are aware of it, and don't need anyone to point it out to them

>>3424303
>males
>women

Feminist detected, opinion ignored.

>>3424296

Why else would you hang out with a girl?

>>3424385
No KS specifically started off as a joke idea about a game for people with fetishes for disabled girls. The word "katawa" is actually a really offensive word for "disabled" in Japanese.

Then some dudes from made it a reality and it was actually surprisingly unoffensive, but whatever.

>>3424472
Because she's a person like any guy. Do you even into friendship?

>>3424480
*dudes from /a/

>>3424086
do you think this is funny?

>>3424480
So I was right then?

>>3424104
ouch

>>3424480
Actually, uh, it started off as some concept sketches drawn by a Japanese artist, not called Katawa Shoujo, I think. It wasn't a joke, just some concept art. Then it was made into a game.

>>3424472
What, is there something that indicates feminism in that terminology? I'm not a feminist, no idea what you're even talking about. I didn't have any reason for picking "males" and "women" over any other words.

>>3423974
boo fucking hoo.

>>3424086
you're the worst kind of person if you think this stance deserves any kind of ridicule

>>3424501
> it started off as some concept sketches drawn by a Japanese artist, not called Katawa Shoujo,

Yeah it was posted on /a/ by a Japanese dude using the name "Raita" as a picture of five disabled girls labelled "Katawa Shoujo" and a brief description of the idea.

It was clearly a joke about cripple fetishism, that evolved into something more. As I said before, "katawa" is a very offensive term in Japan and is banned from being said on radio and television and such. The only reason they used that word in the title is because it was a joke at first, about cripple hentai VN.

>>3424511
If anyone buys this troll-post, I will throw a bitch-fit.

>>3423797
this is pure gold.

>>3424518
I have a heavy gimp fetish.

>>3423672
>thinks if you don't read for plot the only other thing you can read for is prose

>>3424484

Not even women want to be friends with women. Why would you?

>>3424505

male - female
man - woman
boy - girl

It's usually feminists that avoid the use of the word "man" when referring to the males of the species. "Man" carries with it a certain dignity, because it specifically denotes a person. "Male" is beastlier, and dehumanizing in a way. Notice how you rarely hear people referring to women as "females" in casual conversation.

>>3424520
He is right, the ridiculous thing is the shark argument. It doesn't matter where you stand on this, you cannot just ridicule something for exposing a weak argument like that.

>>3424518
I still think they did a decent job as far as doing something relatively tasteful goes. The writing wasn't particularly good, but that said it's difficult to see how the normal person would take it, being a /lit/-poster and therefore used to better-written prose. Also, it's almost impossible to get a consensus from /a/, since they went from liking it to disliking it as soon as /v/ picked it up and started all of their "feels" shitposting.

>>3424553
I say female when talking about the gender, women, when talking about a specific group of females and girl/ when talking about young females.

>>3424553
I didn't really think about the connotations of my word choice. I guess it could be looked at like that, but my opinion wasn't really very feminist. I was just saying that, for the most part, dudes become friends with chicks because they want a shag.

>>3423899

I kinda imagined you as a slut actually.

>>3423795
panache

>>3424602
Oh, I am. I'm just chronically unsuccessful.

>>3424616

whats your name?

>>3424616
Successively unsuccessful?

>>3424031
good lord

>>3424643
Dohohoho!

>>3424104
Please tell me this is fake. Jesus.

>>3424173
I-I don't think I quite see where she's coming from... is she joking? Or, or what? I-i don't know what to take from this.

>>3424130
..................................
The laugh I produced reading this. jesus.

I fawkin love these greentext stories brah.

>>3424031
>Duck tape
This is the real travesty in this image.

Here's a classic, guys:

http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/213650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wontespond-to-my-emails

>>3424739
(´･ω･`)

>>3424031
>Try to find related comic
>Find this instead
http://nz.answers.yahoo.com/questi/index?qid=20100109203037AAaKGxa
>Girls who like yaoi aren't lesbians! Don't worry!
Mom is going to be very disappointed.

>>3424043
>I'm 33
Fuck, that's just sad. I hope I'm never that much of a manchild.

>>3424776
Think of the spells you could cast.

>>3424776
The manchild part isn't even the worst part. The worst part is that he is so utterly friendless, that he's "celebrating" with fictional characters.

>>3424776
You have to wonder what their parents did wrong, because nobody like this can have had a healthy childhood.

>>3424739
I would never consider killing or raping you, Denko, so don’t worry. Is that what you thought I would do?

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TERRIFYING

>>3423676
>pajama person
Every fucking time.

Sometimes I remember the stupid things I said back in 1998-2003, throughout forums and shit. I had anime posters on the wall and took everything too seriously, was an edgy atheist before edgy atheists were the thing(which also makes me a hipster before the word hipster entered the game). Still, I was a silly teenager but if I said something retarded, people would call me retarded and I would be a little more quiet next time the subject emerged again. I'm just glad there were no social networks and not much of a culture of screencapping this kind of shit. I once made a stupid random commentary and said my real name and I have a rare one, so it shows on google. This stuff keeps me awake at night. I hate the history of the internet. 10 years from now I'll hate all that I say here, I'm just glad I'm being retarded anonymously.

>>3424200
i love black people

>>3423701

Still has a chance

>>3424833
I know that feel.
Thankfully, it was always anonymously.

>>3424827
(´･ω･`)

>>3424833
>I'm just glad I'm being retarded anonymously

Don't get too comfortable, sometimes you need a good dose of social shame to force yourself to grow up.

>>3424847
Imagine seeing those little beady fucking anime-eyes staring at you from the bushes in your yard. Fuck. I can't believe that Denko-girl hasn't had him locked up yet - still reading.

>>3424833
>mfw I deleted my Facebook when they implemented the timeline thing because everyone could see my attention whoring status' from when I was like, 14
>mfw I was an annoying little cunt, and I would post updates whenever anyone said anything mean to me, updating people on what had been said, and trying to make people take pity on me
>mfw I used to make shitty jokes unwanted on peoples statuses, and was basically told to fuck off
It was mortifying, and the only thing that kept me from killing myself was the knowledge that I'd changed.

>>3424853
It doesn't end as terribly as you might think, but I won't spoil it.

>>3424853
This is like a novel.

>>3424867
It reminds me a little bit of a significantly less creepy and infinitely more heartwarming story that originated from 2ch, the Train Man thing (which was actually put into a book and was quite a big seller).

>>3424849
Damn, you are absolutely right. Somehow you are spot on about me.

>>3424860
I just finished. That whole last bit - I wonder if it was just in his head or if that actually went down. If so, I am dying to know what happened next.

>>3424767

>#OP I’M CALLING HER NOW

>#OP SHE’S ON

>#2ch RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DENKO!!

My face already hurts from too much laughing, does it get better?

>>3424959
Yeah, it's pretty much consistently hilarious/terrifying the entire way through.

>>3424873
Really? I never heard of that. There's a legendary thread from /fit/ where a guy was taking creepy pictures of people at a gym and was going to make them characters in a story about himself finding love and losing weight. Pic related. Sometimes the internet is a horrifying peephole to some twisted-ass minds.

It scares me a little.

>>3424959
Keep going. OP is either legit or a very skilled entertainer.

>>3424970
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DenshOtoko

Here's the thing I was talking about. It's about a shut-in who tries to beat up some guys harassing a girl on a train, and their relationship. It's the posts in the 2channel thread about it.

>>3424739
JESUS FUCK.
And I thought outburst autism was bad.

>>3424988
That's extraordinary. And quite sweet. It's interesting how these guys have somewhat similar situations in their lack of social experience, yet one is endearingly awkward and the other is frightening and obsessive. I wonder what it takes to get to that level of messed up.

>>3424995
Imagine being that clueless when it came to socialising. Imagine literally being completely incapable of understanding signals of any kind.

God, it would be awful.

>>3425048
He's flying completely blind. He even says he bases his knowledge on dating on dating-sims and hentai. That's one massive disconnect...

>>3424119
>dilshan
Using that name in story

>>3423756
I think that giving praise like they are is just as bad as a thinly-veiled insult

>>3424739
wow. thank you for posting that. riveting stuff.

>>3424544

L-Leopold?