/lit/ - Literature

It's oaky.

I am not the literary version of anything because I am not a book, character or writer

But I'm not.

>>3404375
>pleb who is mad he didn't get interior semiotics
Keep trying, pleb

>>3404381
Nah, you're more like the hipsters appreciating her fine "art."

>>3404384
It's self-awareness sunday, bro.

True geniuses are never understood in their time.

>>3404392

>>3404388
Please continue comparing my taste (of which you know nothing) to 2girls1cup: slightly more SFW edition. It's fun

>>3404389
I'm pretty aware that I'm not that.

can we just stop talking about interior semiotics

like

ever

Feels beautiful

Feels like Spaghettios in my vagina.

Pic related

>implying
OP, I know the people who do this kinda shit. I go to a tiny liberal arts college known for being pretentious and hipstery. (Long story.) Trust me, /lit/ is not this.

>>3404403
>>3404403
>>3404403
This.

Old as fuck.

Shitty thread.

>>3404396
lel

>>3404398
>>3404400
>>3404403
Denial is unhealthy. You must come to terms with your insufferable pretension before you can start to heal.

>>3404411
>/lit/ is not this.
Except /lit/ is exactly this.

>>3404417
You mean pretentiousness by the way, perhaps one day you can aspire to the heady heights of understanding what you post prior to hitting submit.

>>3404423
nah, oberlin

>>3404411
grinnell?

>>3404417
Explain why pretension in reading is bad

my school is partially responsible for lena dunham. that will never stop hurting.

>>3404422
This thread is a post-modern masterpiece. I'm sorry you are too pleb to comprehend it, Cleetus.

I can just see it now
>Americans clap at the end of Spaghettios up the vagina
>>3404410
>gif
Exactly

>>3404423
Human culture truly has gone to shit in the 21st century. This is why the only thing worth studying at college anymore is science. Because if you go into arts you will end up shoving rotting pasta into your vagina.

(Did anyone else hear that guy snort in laughter at 5:15? Fucking hilarious.

I wrote this poem, I'm a fucking genius.

=========================

clown
soda can
RAPE RAPE!!!
YES
no
and then
vaginer cockus punctuation mark.

>>3404431
I don't think this is completely true. Yeah, you got your dumbasses who shove pasta into various orifices, but we still put out poets (who write actual poetry), novelists, painters, sculptors, actors, directors, etc.

conceptual art is 98% bullshit though, if not a higher percentage

>>3404432
the rape alarm sounded at twelve
wild cockus grew
infested end cavity grew roots
rot rot
and then the flood
EXcLAMaTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruit of the union a perfect farm machine
apparatus of rape and harvest
EXcLAMaTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (note one less !)
poot

>>3404431
The trouble with the arts is there's no background studies. This girls looked at all the dumb shit from the 60s fluxus period and made a bad copy. Why copy bad shit?
Not all art studies lead to this drivel. Some people study better stuff.

>>3404443
Don't even try it. You worship randumlul shit like this as great art, and now you pretend you don't like it because in this particular thread rabid hipsters like you are being mocked. You truly are a vapid, spineless shit. You defile humanity.

....i think she's trying to depict rape or sex or bad/mean/rape-like sex to be disgusting?

Carolee Shneeman did this shit like forty years ago.

>>3404450
I appreciate a wide variety, but cut away tones of stuff I deem shit tier (Once hated jazz, but recently got into some of it. Still prefer film scores and full orchestral romantic period) Don't YOU, obvious OP, even try to claim you know what all else I like.
I am also into sociology and this sub-group you see and label as "hipster" is just a lost and bland youth culture. Where you focus hatred I feel a bit of resigned pity

how can you be this shit with a can-opener

launch my mushrooms now!
her cavity is willing
stretched by birth of zeppelin
moist walls ferment, jitter
black goo cement my seed
will my mushrooms grow?
mushroom people

>>3404494
liberal arts university hipsters are sort of completely useless. they rely on parents for everything, and lack even a modicum of self-sufficiency.

>>3404492
That's a shitty poem. Try mine instead.

phoenician ertstnt
ernst eats persians
long is his victory
and girthy

This is why performance art is a joke. I don't have the link but there's a video up on Vimeo of some dude standing in the middle of a crowded room who is strumming his cock like a guitar while everyone around stands around and watches on in complete seriousness. It's absurd.

sole criteria for contemporary art: vagina(s)

>>3404492
Fuckin' typos

>>3404517
innie: god-tier
outie: meh-tier
no vag present: shit-tier

SMASH THE PATRIARCHY WITH VAGINAS

>>3404495
her name is robert she is mommy
cut the boy who say no
suck her yeast she is ill quick do it
mommy i am vacuum
(the mushroom people are coming)

today the world will know
unlubed thumb into anus
waddle down, down, down
the street is pleb
police officer is say
why thumb in anus?
THIS IS WHO I AM MOMMY

>tfw 80% of those hipster girls are qts and very bangable

also: daddy's college money at work

It's not all that bad, though. It's conceptually outdated but clever nonetheless.

pleb
PleB
hear the mating call
PLEB
pleb you get the hose again
infertile pleb soul you will perish
dungeon sustains you
for now
pleb
pleb can you speak?
poop in the bucket
hoist poop
drop poop
pleb is cry
centrifugal vagina force
PLEB

>>3404375
I'd stick my spaghetti-o's in her vagina, if you know what I mean.

>>3404563
are you saying your penis resembles ring shaped pasta?

>>3404568
No

uncle cleetus feasts
baby is infinite scream
baby can you see
what you mean to me
bone marrow
end of sorrow
baby cant you see
baby you are G.o.P.

pulsating anus lowers itself
throttle the whiff, or dont
violent bile exit, nostrils ass and mouth
all my crevices serve the gyrating Obamus

.!#,.`?(!¤%!)¤
12 signs of genius
an existential angst genius is exploding
you are fool i am angst
fool, fool
14 signs
reader 2 stupid
(14-12=2)
your mind is fuck
millions

wow
dog
you
are
god

>>3404524
her name is robert she is mommy
cut the boy who say no
suck her yeast she is ill quick do it
mommy i am vacuum

slosh the yeast slop which sustains
for the mushroom people are pleased
when tax man is coming hide my succulent mushroom serfs
eternal gratitude

cavernous vagina hear my declaration
the homeless shall the granted residence
vagina you are baroness of all fuckholes
and drip feed us your luscious cocktail
nutritious pleghm, semen and yeast
hold the ketchup

>>3404375
If I reshot interior semiotics, as a dude, would you watch it?

mountain phallus we come for you
plz remove the glass ceiling in sector #51, mountain
ok thanks
victory is near
SMaS.H PATrIARcHY

>>3404639
If I reshat interior semites, as a dud, would you wreck me?

oppression infinite against the lone huddled womyn
her vagina is smacking. smack smack smack
rage against the mind's vibrating phallus
and pity too

a storm is coming
flailing cocks perculate
in a stew of semen
can't breathe
glargle glargle
patriarchy you did this

>>3404516
That sounds awesome. Your response sounds visceral enough to me... Seems like the art did it's job.
Absurd, indeed.

Reminder that the average /lit/ user speaks 13+ languages.

>>3404679
I can speak 4, but only read 3. Is that good enough?

She didn't Instagram it.

I have the weirdest boner right now.

Also, dat applause at the end.

>>3404699
pleb

>>3404699
Most immigrants I know could speak 4 languages and read 2. Are you an immigrant?

That is the gayest shit I have ever seen in my life. And I am not even close to the literary equivalent of that, hahahahahaha

>>3404722
Immigrants are proof speaking multiple languages doesn't make you smart. I lived in egypt and you would find niggers from mali and other shit hole african countries speaking 5 languages; english, maybe french, their national language, their tribal language, and perhaps another language from their country and colloquial arabic.

Yet they were dumb as shit, still believing in witch doctors, that the earth is flat, or just knowing nothing at all about the world or culture.

>>3405073

>>3404426
Oberlin or New School? I actually wanted to go to Oberlin, but my small, private liberal-arts school dreams were quickly dashed.

>>3404375
I'm glad this stuff exists. Any form of art (inb4 this isn't art) is good and welcomed, and it just adds to the whole diversity. It's not like someone is going to force you to enjoy it or look at it. I personally don't like it that much, but I'd never wish this didn't exist. You people need to think about this.