/lit/ - Literature

here's one of our all-time classics, a throwback, if you will:
http://futureliterarygeniuses.tumblr.com/post/19265536365/show-shine

>>3366656
I would say the satire is too heavy... but it's pretty accurate actually.

our most recent masterpiece:

ONLY ZUUL
post haste

post cereal

post grover

post post

post pre

post proto

post age paid

Centipede Hz was vastly underappreciated

I wish i was a

l

i

ve

then

aye

wood

bee

movie starring jerry sign-feld

because love stings

as it rips

my

pain-creas

out of me

and

u
http://futureliterarygeniuses.tumblr.com/

>>3366672
I'm not sure why you think this is a joke, you phillistine.

you are the sylvia plath killing our sylvia plath

It's a shame you children are too add-addled to appreciate true art when you see it.

we're the only thing interesting to happen in literature since White Teeth.

>>3366680
/lit/ is a slow board, fuckface.

>>3366682
in many, many ways, it is so clearly apparent

you vortigaunts probably still think kerouac is good, cutting edge writing

you're killing literature

I dare this board to name a better writer than anyone we've got.

you can't

this is bad: A poem for you site.

Ay! I discovered the fucking alphabet!
But you're too fucking stupid to know which hole to inset it in.
CUNT,
CUNt,
CUnt,
Cunt,
cunt.

>>3366697
thank you. we're publishing a response momentarily.

>>3366698

My mom treated my like a hamburger bun

First sheed squeeze me from the package,

meat
lettuce
cheese

and oh,

oh,

then came the sauces

mama no

oh,

mama no

>>3366686

You are a faggot.

Stop being such a cunting dickwad you prickface, there are better things to be than a fuck. If people don't care about your shit then sperging out like a frustrated child isn't going to increase your appeal. You need to realize your need for attention is really a desire for connection, and that can never be obtained with the frivolous facades you play to bridge the schism of sincerity. Stop.

>>3366697
updated, for you m'dear:
http://futureliterarygeniuses.tumblr.com/

>>3366700
may we have permission to post this on our site?

This is some fine work.

>>3366702
we're sorry that you're frustrated with your own failures as a writer, while you bear witness to our brilliance. Someday, you too may write a coherent sentence, even if you will never touch our greatness

we are accepting submissions, should they be of sufficient quality.

sounds like it's already crap made more crappy by crappy shitposts

i follow someone on tumblr who posts poetry exactly of this caliber.

2/10

>>3366731

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mom sucks dick,
And so do you.

>>3366739
we find this hard to believe. no on is tapped into the literary zeitgeist the way we are. trust me; we'd know about them.

>>3366745
Sorry, this is far too easy a deconstruction of poetry tropes. It's Pahliniuk-tier.

>>3366743
let's see you do something worthwhile.

oh wait, you're not part of our movement,so you haven't.

You're all stuck in whatever modernity you beleive to surround you.
Let me introduce the quantum:

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>>3366753
this guy's got it.

please, if you've got more of this caliber of thought, send it our way.

>>3366751
>oh wait, you're not part of our movement,so you haven't.

>I romanticize totalitarianism!

I've fed you enough already you troll

>>3366760
we're sorry to hear that you're too closed minded to appreciate our high art. go back to your Murakami bullshit.

Dear Vagina,

My letter full of letters should let you know my intent.

I want to be warm. I seek shelter from your absence.

Let me inside.

A

Letter

Full

Of

Letters.

I was told letters of love let me inside.

L

O

V

E

Please?

-Sam B

>>3366768
we're posting this. This is brilliant.

please feel free to contact us if you wish to continue to write for us in the future.

>>3366772

You seriously think that is good? I wrote it purposely to be shit...

>>3366779
well, sometimes the best art is birthed by accident, or by serendipity through the incompetent. the art transcended you; it is real.

>>3366783
Well feel free to put it on your site then! Glad you like it!

>>3366784
we're way ahead of you.

>>3366779
>being this gullible

>>3366790
gullible? this is a sincere compliment. it's a shame to see you're this tasteless.

>>3366794
10. No spamming or flooding of any kind.

11. Advertising (all forms) is also not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.


You are breaking global rule 10 and 11. On top of that you are extremely obnoxious and clearly lack knowledge of poetry.

I'm reporting this thread.