/lit/ - Literature

This is barely /lit/.

Pipes do nothing for me. I'd rather see book collections.

What is your procedure for sanitizing it after you have finished using it to stimulate your prostate?

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pipes are stupid. they smell. they are outdated to the point of pretension. cant very well stick it in your pocket when you're done so ive always found them very inconvenient. ill stick to my cancer sticks, thank you very much

>>3321720
>>>/fa/

>>3321724
Another bowl.

>>3321734
In the fashion sense they may be outdated, but they taste delicious. And why not? I stick it in my pocket.

>>3321735
see outdated as fashion, practical for taste

so kewl oh-pee
badass
awsum
epic
i want 2 b liek u

>>3321747
Smoking is /fa/, pleb.

>>3321749
ikr, you should see how big my cock is, you'd totally wanna be like me then.

>>3321750
>implying smoking has no pragmatic use, like absolving the day's tribulations.

>>3321750

Smoking pole maybe, but tobacco is for riffraff.

>>3321749
>I'd rather be doing squats

>>3321757
>>>/fa/

>>3321763
Your... your posting makes no sense.

>>3321759
Smoking cock with a scarf on? lold

And banjo is for riffraff. Smoking banjo players should be avoided at all costs.

>>3321720
See
>>3321764

You will never look like gandalf nor Sherlock. You are a manchild who thinks he looks classy in a witty, gentlemanly sort of way.

If you actually use your pipe outdoors, say, while you're reading a book at your college campus, I'm afraid you are beyond saving. Enjoy masturbating at home after class by massaging your prostate with your pipe. In the meanwhile, that girl you were trying to impress is fucking her brains out with a well-dressed, no nonsense guy who isn't a pretentious hipster.

Inb4 hurr durr, stay mad, stay jelly, ugottricked bullshittery. My day was perfect and your existense only makes me more confident

>at least I'm not THAT guy with the pipe, what a loser.

>>3321771
actually, I promised a few lurkers here via skype last night that I'd post my xmas gift here so they could fan girl about it. apparently they're not lurking.

>>3321772
>In the meanwhile, that girl you were trying to impress is fucking her brains out with a well-dressed, no nonsense guy who isn't a pretentious hipster.
If only.

>>3321779
>He thinks they were laughing with him!

>>3321772
OP here:

lold. I don't go to college, silly. And the girl I'm trying to impress isn't impressed with pipes, I'd assume.

>>3321779

>youhavebeencoaxedintoasnafu.mpeg

>>3321779
I'm sorry.

>>3321783
We weren't laughing. This was srs bznis

>>3321772
Not OP but fellow pipe smoker.

I smoke at home because the tobacco blends I like smell like absolute shit when smoked but taste amazing.

Sometimes you just like the taste.

OP is a fucking hipster though

>>3321784

She was very impressed with the way I lay pipe.
As was your mother.

>>3321787
It was my idea. I like forcing them to fangirl about me.

>>3321788
why?

>>3321792
Just bought an ounce of Golden Honey. Shit tastes so god damned good.

go back to >>>/b/ , fucking tard.

where is the roach slayer????

>>3321797
OP you're fat, stop smoking.

>>3321793
My mother, yes, yes, she would be.

>>3321805
WOAH NIGGA CHILL DOWN A LEVEL R T2

Jesus I bet you could post cp on this board and it wouldn't get deleted.

>>3321808
lolwut, thats not me

>>3321792
It's your choice and I respect that. Have a good day.

>>3321820
I love this author's works.

>>3321824
>>3321820
>>3321814
>>3321797

So to smoke a pipe you have to be overweight or a hipster?

>>3321828

Or you can be OP, don't you wanna be a badass master ruseman like him?

>>3321851
I'm a fit, large breasted, 97 year olf man that dresses as a clown for children's birthdays so I can watch their mothers drink punch. After masturbating to the punch on the mothers' breasts I smoke my pipe.

>>3321828
NO DONT BUY INTO THE TROLLLSSSSSS