/lit/ - Literature

I read while my boyfriend sucks my cock.

u mad?

If I could do that I wouldn't be reading.

Every once in a while a lesser board feels the need to express jealousy at the fact that /lit/ is bisexed supracognizant master race who can't move an inch without disturbing the vast amounts of taint and tang splayed all around.

It'll be okay. One day you'll learn.

>>3318382
reading AIDS pamphlets doesn't really count, anon.

>>3318382
>>3318383
>being gay
>not spreading your genes to future generations
>being a biological failure

ishygddt

>>3318390
I'll be laughing my head off while reading your obituary, soon, bitch.

>>3318366
>>3318390

How's the piss in your jars coming along?

Seriously though, go outside.

>>3318398
why would you be reading my obituary soon? i don't have an obituary?

>>3318394

>still thinking procreation is the point of life

I bet you go to church too.

>>3318415
God doesn't exist album. Procreation as the end game to life can be seen in every living animal and plant.

>>3318394

>not being gay or bisexual

>mfw you don't experience the pleasure of having a sweet, glorious hole to penetrate AND the pleasure of being penetrated
>mfw you've never sucked a dick

stay edgy

>>3318417
>literally fucking the hole where shit exits
>being this desperate

>>3318424
>album

*anon

>>3318424

Yes, because plants and animals have higher-functioning consciousness.

Protip: when you can use your agency to defy evolutionary aims, those aims are no longer rules to live by.

Yeah! no more art! thinking about stuff is gay!

>>3318428
>being this anal
>2013

>>3318417

Just get a woman who likes pegging. I did.

>>3318428

>thinks vaginas aren't breeding grounds for disease
>being this deep in the closet

>>3318441
protip: higher functioning consciousness is a human definition, and we still haven't accepted that maybe humans aren't intelligent enough to know

>>3318456

To know what?

>>3318449
>justifying not being able to get any women

>>3318466
the point of life

as you pointed out

>>3318415

>le epic maymay trol

But anyway as a response to what you just said, I'm pretty sure lit overall has had more sex than most of the other boards on this site.
He'll, even I've gotten my dick sucked before and I'm a goddamn homeschooler.

>tl;dr: reading is hawt

>>3318470

I never implied that's something we can know.

You did.

>>3318477
Yes, I did.

Procreation.

>>3318481

I can't abide blind faith in my thinking. Sorry.

>>3318531

ur so edgy

>>3318563

Okay.

The book I'm reading is only accessible to those who have gotten laid 500 times.

It's the best unlockable in life.

sorry I'm too ugly to get laid.

>>3318641

I'm known as an attractive guy and I still can't get laid.

there's more legitimate faggotry than on b and that's frightening

>>3318650

/b/ is full of desperately naive children who think 'faggotry' is the kind of qualifier one should steer away from.

>>3318646
I know the feel

>>3318641
>>3318646

I have it worse than any of you. I had an abundance of chances to get laid in high school but I'm uncircumcised and for some weird reason by foreskin did not retract till I was 18. So knowing that that the act of sex would be extremely painful, I denied any girl that ever came on to me.

Now I'm lucky if a woman speaks to me or even looks in my direction.

>>3318660
10/10 autobiography would read

>>3318660

Damn, that sucks. I was just a fat fuck until I graduated high school. All that crippling social anxiety carried over into my non-fat self and leaves me completely hopeless when an attractive woman is hitting on me.

>>3318660

fuck man. I feel for you

>>3318660
Mine still doesn't retract all the way. It fucking sucks.