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Lazy fuck kill yourself
Captcha: sage sage

Euthanasia is good.

>>3217431
TLDR Retarded people should be put to death.

I was at the beach when the miracle occurred. I decided to build a sandcastle, just for a laugh. A storm brewed, lightning struck. Then, to my astonishment, the clumps of sand I had organised began to move of their own accord. They were animated, alive! I observed, awe struck. I had little time to marvel though, for it quickly became evident that they intended to injure me. The tiny sand figures gathered together, evidently plotting my downfall - the other, the non-sand man. Manifestly satisfied with their plans, they began to act - storming toward me with crazed, silent hatred. Then, just before they got to my foot, an enormous wave broke on the shore, storming toward the Promethean specks below me - engulfing them, destroying them, soaking my brogues.

'Well' I said as I winked at the camera, 'the best laid plans of my sand men...'

It's basically about Quebecois wheelchair assassins and preppy tennis players doing drugs.

Guy sells his soul to the devil for knowledge.

Bounty hunter kills 6 androids, has existential crises, finds extinct toad, it's a robot, goes to bed.

Young lovers from warring Veronese families kill themselves.

A famous thief kidnaps this girl and takes her to his secret hideout. The rest of the story is a very homoerotic and involves a young journalist trying to catch the thief. The thief falls in love with the journalist, and the journalist doesn't love the thief, but he's fascinated and then they buy a farm together.

think pinky and the brain (this is what the show was based on)

one smart mouse, cheats people
one dumb mouse, except this one suffocates children (literally) with kisses

the rest is standard YA, you can bullshit it easy

RABBITTS RABBITS RABITS GEOGE

Nigga guy chokes a whitye womyn

All I remember

>>3217457

Is... is that OC? That's fucking great

you could watch the movie

hurr durr

>>3217457