/lit/ - Literature

Freud and Nietzsche would be fun characters

Also I would throw in Thoreau cuz who doesn't want a hermit character

also (from left field) Lao Tzu he would win

>>3171012
win?

Nigga this aint going to some war novel. Im talking slice of life in highschool . Unless you mean win, as in win the shipping homolust wars that will come from this fine novel.

>>3171014
I am indeed referring to the homolust wars that will come from this fine novel

Which philosophers would you include?

Maybe throw in Judith Butler to be teased about her appearance

>Tao Lin

>>3171019
Heidegger because he is an asshole. Hed be the character that told everyone off and everyone one hated, but deep down he has daddy problems or something.

Sartre would his little bitch that would follow him around everywhere.

Nietzsche, Schopenhauer and Kierkegaard for DARK AND EDGY. Freud so they could hate on him.

Plato can be the teacher, Aristotle will be the teachers pet.

Kant will be someones asshole dad.

Ayn Rand will make an appearance, once, and be immediately shut out and ignored by everyone

Diogenes of Sinope, motherfuckers.

Not a philosopher per se, but Darwin would be interesting. Gotta have Nietzsche and the rest ripping on him.

Also Diogenes, for shits and giggles. Class clown sort of? I feel like he'd be a stoner, but I have no real intellectual reason to support this.

Gotta have the Buddha going through all the stages of his enlightenment. A jock who parties and bangs chicks in his first stage, and so on.

>>3171022

Wittgenstein would be the 7 year old kid that's in 9th grade due to being a genius and skipped ahead.

David Hume and Camus would be the cool guys that get tonnes of bitches.

>>3171051
>>3171056
bathtubmind

>>3171056

I can see Diogenes being the guy that pulls pranks on the teacher (Plato).

>>3171060

high five if you're thatguy

>>3171056
>>3171057
Working on an outline as we speak.

Whats the scenario? I like my highschool slice of life schtick, anything we could add to it, or a better idea overall?

Also women philosophers we should have in here? Or better yet taking a male philosophers philosophy, and have a girl personify it . So then, who should be so lucky?

The Frankfurt School.

>>3171069

A South Park-type scenario would be pretty sick.

If you're going to have a male philosophy personified as a woman, I'd go with Oscar Wilde's aestheticism.

>>3171069
Make the Nietzschean a woman. Shit would be hilarious.

This kind of sounds like a literary version of the "How universal is this text, Frenchfag?," "an eagle called Reason" etc copypasta

>>3171074
You mean an episodic comedy high school slice of life?
>>3171075
Was just thinking that. Has to have hipster cred. MC as well? Constantly trying to get dick, constantly failing

Thoreau skips class and smokes weed in the forest all day

Descartes dicks bitches and drinks wine

>>3171080
>Nietzsche and Kierkegaard shipping

>>3171082

His buddy would be Max Stirner (pic related).

>>3171093
Marx is class president, always telling Thoreau and Stirner that they need to stay in class in order to understand why the should rise up and overthrow the class so they can be outside of class. is a girl, has a crush on Stirner

you guys do realize that a moe philosophy girls manga actually exists, right

>>3171100

Yeah, but in our one the characters are going to do something other than just stand there.

>>3171100
And you didnt immediately link to it, why?

Dont tell me its the one about Jesus and Buddha. Do they add in other philosophers later if it is?

>>3171100
Is it a doujinshi? I can't really imagine it's a big enough idea that someone would get signed on to do a manga from it. Practically non-existant fanbase there

That sounds like what Hetalia tried to do. Fuck you.
If you can't enjoy philosophy in its true form then don't indulge it.
We don't need it dumbed down and reduced to a fucking character.

>>3171111
>No fun allowed

I hate you philistines.

>>3171111
>>3171114
>Mad they didnt think of it first

>>3171114

And Ludwig Wittgenstein hates your boring, bloated ass.

>>3171119
Wittgenstein was an anti-intellectual cockmonger with a flawed epistemology.

>>3171122
And I fucked your mum

>>3171119
>>3171122
Im going to use conversations like these as source material

Whoever will be free must make himself free. Freedom is no fairy gift to fall into a man's lap. What is freedom? To have the will to be responsible for one's self, 'cause you can't respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work.

>>3171129

>forgot pic

"How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?"

- Ferris Stirner

everyone chill and watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vdlEcWxvM

"I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Communism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not a Communist. I don't plan on being a Communist. So who gives a crap if they're Communist? They could be Moroccan quietists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car."

- Ferris Stirner

"Man with the great M moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

>>3171129
>>3171131
>>3171134
>>3171143
Please dont stop

"Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SUH-WING batta!"

- Cameron Nietzsche

>>3171140
>Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics
>Kant via the categorical imperative is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination
>Marx is claiming it was offside

errytime

>>3171140
I never noticed that the German team included the noted philosopher Beckenbauer ("a bit of a surprise there") . That's funny.