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Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:06:14 2012 No.3100793 [DELETED]

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I'm trying to remember the title of a short story I've read before.
It's a short story about human society being mentally and physically suppressed in order to make everyone equal. It also involved an old couple watching TV.

Help would be appreciated.
Pic unrelated, I don't come here often.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:09:14 2012 No.3100798 Harrison Ford

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:09:14 2012 No.3100795 Harrison Bergeron

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:10:14 2012 No.3100800 >>3100795 thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:10:14 2012 No.3100799 Toyota

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:17:43 2012 No.3100812 nineteen haiti four

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:19:14 2012 No.3100819 Do Americans actually eat things like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:20:14 2012 No.3100822 >>3100819 no clue, saved it because it looked neat

>>	BetaPictoris !NLqByHLcRc Mon Oct 29 20:26:14 2012 No.3100828 >>3100819 No.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:26:14 2012 No.3100829 this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvlbZWZWz0M

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:27:15 2012 No.3100831 File: 61 KB, 500x601, eating-block-of-cheese (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100819 of course. This block of cheese is considered a "snack"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:29:14 2012 No.3100834 >>3100819 Of course, do people where you live not eat vegetables?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:30:14 2012 No.3100837 >>3100819 It's pizza, what's wrong with it? It's not a popular snack, though, no. I've only seen pictures of it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:30:14 2012 No.3100835 File: 28 KB, 298x300, 1343012207936.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100819 You've never had a pizza cone before? man you Europeans are so backwards

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:32:14 2012 No.3100839 File: 45 KB, 485x332, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100819 >Do Americans actually eat things like that? Yes. Unfortunately we have hundreds of pizzacone franchises, that are spreading faster that subway did.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:32:14 2012 No.3100841 File: 93 KB, 171x278, 1345396327251.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100819 >he's never had a pizza cone

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:34:17 2012 No.3100843 is /lit/ usually like this? im just glad i got my answer before this started i've never had a pizza cone before

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:34:17 2012 No.3100844 >>3100839 What is so bad about pizzacone? You eat pizzas; they're worse, if anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:34:17 2012 No.3100845 >>3100839 What happened to the Low Cal Calzone Zone?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:35:17 2012 No.3100847 >>3100835 Why would an Italian want a fucking "pizzacone?" >tfw Americans think eating a pizzacone and going to starbucks is 'an authentic Italian experience.'

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:36:17 2012 No.3100850 >Went to Europe >Everyone not fat is ugly >Went to America >Everyone not fat is hot

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:37:17 2012 No.3100853

>>3100847
http://gothamist.com/2010/02/22/pizza_in_a_cone_rolls_out_in_manhat.php
>After seeing the revolutionary concept gain popularity in Brazil, Portugal, and Italy, Ingo Pinto, a former banker in Lisbon, decided the time had come for New Yorkers to get coned.

This is dumb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:37:51 2012 No.3100855 File: 89 KB, 399x516, 1334430442460.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100847 Wow, you Europeans always boast about being so "cultured" but you want even try so much as a pizza cone? pathetic also >starbucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:37:51 2012 No.3100856 >>3100850 >Went to America >Everyone not fat is hot Really, both of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:39:21 2012 No.3100860 >>3100856 We got an ugly one over here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:41:36 2012 No.3100864 >>3100843 >is /lit/ usually like this? No, but /int/ is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:41:36 2012 No.3100867 >>3100843 /lit/ is no sanctuary from the cum stain that is 4chan

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:42:36 2012 No.3100868 File: 548 KB, 768x1024, at-duck.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Go to Europe >Walk into fast food restaurant >Get pic related >WTF Europe. You can't even cook a pizzacone.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:44:36 2012 No.3100870

>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we're supposed to go out for dinner that night, but until then we can just dick around in the city
>we have to meet at the hotel at 9pm
>we're having fun
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it in the room
>figure I'll just go ask someone
>walk up to someone and ask
>ARE YOU JOKIN MATE ITS ALMOST WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXY BONG
>have no idea what he just said
>YOU WOT MATE
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>suddenly Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>one guy starts counting on his toes
>OI CHAPS, IT BE 6 BONGER I SAY
>everyone starts screaming out SIX BONG SIX BONG
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out
>OI YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIXER DING DONG
>everyone stops
>looks at her in complete silence for a few seconds
>suddenly the entire street is in a screaming uproar
>everyone begins stamping their feet in perfect time in the middle of the street chanting SIX BONG SIX BONG over and over
>one man is waving a British flag
>someone is throwing fish and chips into the air en masse
>our fucking faces

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:49:55 2012 No.3100881 >>3100868 >Go to America >Slightly peckish >Go to fancy restaurant >ask for a simple Roast foie gras with almond fluid gel, cherry and chamomile >Get a fucing pizzacone, 4 cheeseburgers, and a 9 gallon barrel of fizzy brown liquid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:49:55 2012 No.3100882 File: 45 KB, 500x375, slavsquat2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] While we're on the subject of Europe, why do Slavs squat all the time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:50:55 2012 No.3100884 File: 62 KB, 604x402, slavsquat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100882 And wear tracksuits/flatcaps?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:51:55 2012 No.3100888 >>3100882 >>3100884 I wonder if Dostoevsky squatted when he wrote?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:51:55 2012 No.3100887 >>3100882 >>3100884 Superior balance and fashion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:58:00 2012 No.3100907 >>3100882 DYEL?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:03:01 2012 No.3100917 File: 436 KB, 1000x666, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100888

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:21:10 2012 No.3100950 File: 300 KB, 600x848, slavs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100917 It's beautiful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:31:09 2012 No.3100973 >>3100950 are those coffee beans?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:57:25 2012 No.3101042 >>3100870 Muh sides are in orbit, thank you kind sir.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:59:25 2012 No.3101050 >>3101042 >old_copypasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:04:25 2012 No.3101060 File: 557 KB, 1162x850, slavsquat3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3100973 sunflower seeds

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 22:09:04 2012 No.3101070 >>3100917 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 23:45:34 2012 No.3101371 >>3100870 Never laughed this hard on /lit/ until I read WIMBLY WOMBLY SIXY BONG

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