/lit/ - Literature

Rollan

>>3047264

/lit/ is a little slow for rollan. maybe use this number generator instead

http://www.random.org/

or just read them all as you please idgaf

if 79 i stop reading forever

roll

>>3047279
bye

back again

A lot of better short stories could be picked for authors in my opinion.

DH Lawrence: The Fox
Hemingway: Snows of Kilimanjaro

if u roll and read let us know what u thought of the story

What the hell, why not.

Rollin

Once More To The Lake
>read this accidentally, I enjoyed it anyway.

>Exterminator!
>I need to read more Burroughs, love everything of his I've read and I can't help but to read it in his voice. Should I read the Nova trilogy?

Once more

If anyone wants a recommendation of what to read from OPs, I'd say Story of a Good Brahmin by Voltaire. I know this defeats the purpose of rolling, but it's very short and i enjoyed it immensely.

>>3047304
I actually like the choices, not always the most famous or most obvious one by each author.

Maybe the very old one is more for you
http://www.mediafire.com/?5vtari9aetrben5

>>3047264

>Lara Vapnyar

Woah, what a fox.
- rollan -

Here's the original roulette, for posterity

http://www30.zippyshare.com/v/12448200/file.html

I'll have another, it's better than posting in waifu threads, I guess.

>>3047312
Dorothy Parker's A Telephone Call.


Damn this is one crazy ass bish.
No but seriously, she is so far into the nut house
i thought she was going to commit murder by the end.

Apparently love makes you crazy, but this level of obsession is unhealthy

Christopher Rolan

Rolling...

bumpyroll

Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin WHAT!?

>>3047264
q

do it. to it.

sure

ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL OH GOD GUYS HERE I GO

gtrgh

yes

let's get a good one guise

rolling despite that I will obviously get 03

stephen king pls go

>>3047500
fuck sake

sweet

fuck it

rowlin'

>>3047264

i have schizophrenia and failed out of uni

>>3047560

Nope, that one was pretty dull, for me. Picked up when the fly was introduced half way in, but still wasn't great.

reroll

>>3047561
How interesting, please, tell me more.

>>3047570
Wait, really? I was just using that to identify my unique roll.

>>3047572
No. Not really.

roll

rullen

>>3047579
Oh alright, didn't think so. Also you have shit taste in females, wow.

Swag

>>3047601

>shit taste in females

is dis nigga srs

rool

Rolling.

>>3047264

>No Earth and Ashes by Atiq Rahimi


Step it up, bro.

I'm ready for this.

Rawhiiiiiiide

>>3047734
>tfw you think you got Dostoyevsky and then it turns out you got George R. R. Martin
>try to keep an open mind
>get to the term 'mind-brother'
>thinkin' we're done here

Yeah, I think I'm re-rolling.

I roll up

>>3047731

That was some enjoyable Kafka. Thank you.

Didn't even bother rolling, I just wanted to get a taste of DFW.

It was alright. A little weird. I'm assuming the whole idea of it was something about you can never realize all of yourself, no matter how disciplined you are. Then the whole thing with his dad was that even in his hedonistic pursuit of women, and all of his motivation quotes (which covered himself up in his mirror), he was still miserable still miserable.

I'll roll this time.

I haven't even checked the list but please no fantasy or science fiction.

Dolan

Rolling

I don't want to do this

I roll therefore I roll

SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND KNOW YOUR ROLL

rollin'

anyone but Martin pls

Roll.

roll

>>3047943
ever notice he looks just like heidegger

Rollingua

again!

roll

cool thread!

rollin atkinson

>>3048030
>30
fuck u i read queen of spades already

re-rollin atkinson

>>3048030
wait does it go horizontal is tens and vertical ones? or what? build-your-own i guess

>>3048037
the file has it with 10s being the vertical and ones being the horizontal

what are these fucking ñs

roll

Rowling.

>>3047264
rolllll

roll

Rollin rollin rollin

rolling

Rawling

Roel

John Rolls

Rolls

>>3047264
king roland

The Song of Rolling

Well tickle my jimmies and call me faggot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qah8FCf1u7A&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qah8FCf1u7A&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qah8FCf1u7A&feature=plcp

rolos

Could someone please convert these zips to epub format please

>>3048157
7/10
Quite interdasting.

>>3048167
I'm anti paternalism.
you should learn how to do this yourself
can you tie your own shoelaces... can you use google

>>3048170

>>3048172
really...come on... how do you survive in your day to day existence?
you'd get raped in prison

rolllin

>>3048175

I would rather enjoy that.

Wut <('.'<)

boobs

They see me rollin'

Rolling

>>3048269

Fuck, really? I have to read OSC? Alas.

ROLLLLLLLLLL

I'd like more information on Etienne Barsony and that story. Who is that? Where is s/he from? Information on him/her is surprisingly hard to find on the internet

(the chorus to MC Hammer's "This is the way we roll")

>>3047319
>>3047819
You guys aren't getting the full Donald Barthelme.
Here is the full version:
pastehtml com/view/cejaq2lkp.html

Maybe Rawlings.

>>3048301
Already read it. Rolling again.

Rollin.

squab roll for my chippy

Rrrrolando.

>.txt

are you fucking kidding me, op?

rollin time

ro
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k

>>3048334
This.

>>3048305
>Thurber: Secret Life of Walter Mitty

I liked it all right. The end was good. I could relate to how he was feeling. I wasn't that big a fan of the prose itself, however.

Another?

>mfw Anthony Trollope
>mfw Breece D'J Pancake
>mfw Franz Kafka
>mfw Honore de Balzac
>mfw Maxim Gorky
>mfw Phillip K. Dick
>mfw Thomas Pynchon
>mfw Truman Capote
>mfw William Carlos Williams

lol is anyone actually reading this in fucking a .txt format?

brolling

>>3048372
>Hemingway: Indian Camp

That was depressing. I didn't much care for it until the father killed himself. Hemingway is good; I need to read one of his books sometime.

Another.

>>3048398
I am because I don't care. If it's long I make it a PDF for simplicity's sake. If you're so against .txt files, why don't you remake them all and upload them? Don't expect others to do what you wouldn't do.

>>3048274
p-p-please r-respond

>>3048398

Yeah. What of it?

rollan

Rolling. Participating... trying to keep up with these /lit/ bitches.

>roll threads
>/lit/
also, rolling

rell

k

>>3048425
>John Cheever: Goodbye, My Brother

I like Cheever. That was a great story. Not good, great. Some of the lines, man, they were hard-hitting. I will remember it for a long time.

lets roll brothas

Rolling

bampuu

rolly

rollen

rololololo lololo lololo

rololololoooo

tfw no john o'hara

also, roll

toodleoo

rollem

Placate thine soul for more than just a placebo!:
"I thought there was no use getting
Into Heavy petting
It only leads to trouble . . . I got an itch to scratch
I think I need assistance," Janet doth quote of Dionysus's Amour avec l'femme de milleur - I.E. Apollina.
For not even [the Metaphysics of] Venus could not define this diversion above all diversions.

>>3048429
>Don't expect others to do what you wouldn't do.

how dare you defy me. as a matter of fact, I will convert them and upload them later tonight.

stick with your plebeian reading format

rollin

>>3047264
gief roal

zippy wont work, what it do? I want to play....... :(

>abettiz book

so wait, is Voltaire's story really that short(not even 1000 words)?

>>3050035
http://www.mediafire.com/?6l8vq8327xnk687

>>3050061
Yep it is, read it.

Oh yeah

Roll.

J.K. Rollin'

>>3050975
>Juan Rulfo: No Dogs Bark

I love short short stories. I've never heard of this man before. The story was pretty good, but did not impress upon me strongly. Rolling again.

>>3051007
No. Reroll.

>>3051011
Same.

lets roll

I am posting this post so that I "roll" a number so that I can be assigned a short story read tonight.

>>3048292

I didn't understand that story at all. I mean, I understood the words, but what the heck was it supposed to be about?

they see me rollin

dildos

Rollin'

>white nights, dosto
>short story

die cast

inb4 jew get

Henry

>>3051146
Impressive

ok

roland

T

let's roll

rollin;

>>3047279
holy shit.

how did nobody pay attention to this

Jello Biafra

roooll

winrar

>>3051386
Because we aren't children

Roll.

Alright, sounds good

Rollin rollin rollin rawhide.

>>3053035

>tfw GRRM

Nice spelling of elixir....

Roll.

second roll

rollling

rollll

fuck it not much else going on

just read the whore of mensa. hilarious.

rollin'

>>3056071
i got me sum Dick!

Rolling. Thanks for this, OP.

Let's see what I get

rollin

Rolling...

bzzzzzzzzzt

>>3056126
I'd forgotten the ending to that. Rerolling...

rollin

I have cancer

rolling

roll

No AIDS, please!

Rollin'

>>3047264
Rolling

Big dicked motherfucker rollin!

Buludaga

rollung

rollad

okroll

Not much more to do.

nothing to do

>>3051080
Yeah, I wrote a five-page paper on it once.

Rock'n'rollan.

Rollin'

rollan

roll

captcha: battalion rsystr

Why yes captcha, I am a battalion resistor.

best, myclearc

>>3048272
Fairly interesting. I like Hemingway a lot.

rolling again.

roll

rollllllllolololl

Rollin'

Hopefully i get an edgy story.

Rollin' for bro too.

>>3047264
Sure

readinrollin

Rolling.
one two three

Rawling for Kevin.

roll

Roll for a friend.

Roll.

>>3047264
roll

Roll it

taking a chance

rollin

Barthes.

rollerd

Rawlen

roll

roll

sfg

here i go

Rolling.

>>3060097
already read it, reroll.

>>3051386
Because this isn't /b/ and this board is slow as fuck and you can easily guess your post number.

I'm supposed to read this poop?

roll

roll

>>3060175

prole