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Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 15:48:35 2012 No.3042592 [DELETED]

Welcome to the 1st annual /lit/ Grand Prix. To enter to race you must get dubs and there will be only 12 racers, first racer to get dubs will start as 1st, 2nd to get dubs 2nd and so on.

ules in Race:
Dubs: Overtake 1 racer
Trips: Overtake 3 racers
Quads: Overtake 5 racers
Quints: Auto-1st place or 9 places

After the slots are filled and I start the race in the thread, the race end at 300 posts later

Racers:
1st -
2nd -
3rd -
4th -
5th -
6th -
7th -
8th -
9th -
10th -
11th -
12th -

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:50:35 2012 No.3042597 File: 14 KB, 240x348, thomas-hardy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mr Hardy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:51:35 2012 No.3042598 DFW's corpse

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:52:35 2012 No.3042601 Behemoth!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:52:35 2012 No.3042602 File: 38 KB, 485x628, hemingway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hemingway entering for this race, good Sir! Captcha: poloyay Tenses

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:53:24 2012 No.3042603 File: 40 KB, 350x275, friedrich-nietzsche.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Its not like I care if I even anway...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:53:24 2012 No.3042604 File: 70 KB, 512x512, 1349501884567.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Syphilis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:55:22 2012 No.3042611 The Marlin from Old Man and the Sea

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:55:22 2012 No.3042612 beep beep, motherfucker

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:56:22 2012 No.3042613 File: 59 KB, 361x450, ray-bradbury_49576080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this guy

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 15:56:22 2012 No.3042615 >>3042611 First entry 1st - The Marlin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:59:22 2012 No.3042621 File: 51 KB, 584x329, Tao-Lin2_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042592 I'm in bed. Can I join now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:59:22 2012 No.3042622 Tao Lin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:00:04 2012 No.3042629 File: 58 KB, 518x640, Tao_Lin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042622 T-thank you!

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:00:04 2012 No.3042630 >>3042622 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Tao Lin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:01:03 2012 No.3042632 Nietzsche

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:01:03 2012 No.3042634 File: 8 KB, 199x254, granny.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] gollum's mother

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:01:03 2012 No.3042635 Raskolnikov

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:01:03 2012 No.3042636 Lady Chatterley's Vagina

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:03:03 2012 No.3042645 File: 93 KB, 648x799, rasputin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rasputin reporting! I have seen future. And know who wins.

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:03:03 2012 No.3042646 Decided to lower amount of entries to 8 as /lit/'s a slower board also, if dubs then Mr Darcy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:05:03 2012 No.3042652 File: 155 KB, 290x400, tommy p.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU KNOW WHO IT ITS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:06:03 2012 No.3042654 File: 31 KB, 300x414, Ruggles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042652 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:06:03 2012 No.3042655 Nora Barnacle

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:06:03 2012 No.3042656 >>3042654 It's pynchon

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:07:03 2012 No.3042659 >>3042655 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Tao Lin 3rd - Nora Barnacle (if dubs, writer's block)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:08:03 2012 No.3042663 File: 132 KB, 620x410, thomas-pynchon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042655 Fuck you, cunt.

>>	Guy Who Studies Economics !!dTxMwq8pgKj Mon Oct 8 16:08:03 2012 No.3042665 File: 75 KB, 485x584, hegel-young.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042655 oh hai thar. Hegel reporting in!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:09:20 2012 No.3042669 >>3042665 that's a funny way to say pynchon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:09:20 2012 No.3042670 Looks like Jack Kerouac will be "on the road" once again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:09:20 2012 No.3042671 The Count of Monte Cristo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:10:20 2012 No.3042674 >>3042669 FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:10:20 2012 No.3042675 Come on, Bilbo Baggins

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:10:20 2012 No.3042677 Smerdyakov!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:11:20 2012 No.3042680 File: 49 KB, 636x538, HAWKING_122208f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GUYZZ I HAAAV OWN CAAAR

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:11:20 2012 No.3042681 Martin amis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:11:20 2012 No.3042684 >get threads nope, fuck off to /b/

>>	Guy Who Studies Economics !!dTxMwq8pgKj Mon Oct 8 16:12:20 2012 No.3042686 File: 19 KB, 340x191, r926916_9677185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042675 I CHOOSE YOU SLAVOJ ZIZEK!

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:12:20 2012 No.3042688 >>3042677 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Tao Lin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Smerdyakov (if dubs, Cthulhu)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:13:20 2012 No.3042695 >>3042688 >>3042688 >>3042688 >>3042688 >>3042688 >>3042688 >>3042688 Welp guess we know who wins this racw

Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:14:20 2012 No.3042698 [DELETED]

>>3042688

Oh, well thread is faster than thought so will conclude with 10 spaces meaning only five left.

1st - The Marlin
2nd - Tao Lin
3rd - Nora Barnacle
4th - Smerdyakov
5th - Cthulhu

(if dubs, then person who posts after me's choice will be next place)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:14:20 2012 No.3042700 File: 26 KB, 450x299, ratzinger.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042688 Pope Benedict XVI, Joseph Ratzinger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:15:20 2012 No.3042708 File: 118 KB, 294x371, kant.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:15:20 2012 No.3042709 >>3042700 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Tao Lin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Smerdyakov 5th - Cthulhu 6th - Pope Benedict XVI (if dubs, person after me's choice counts again)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:17:20 2012 No.3042716 Macduff!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:19:21 2012 No.3042727 File: 54 KB, 578x347, hemingway.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:21:39 2012 No.3042731 >>3042727 >2727 Manly dubs for hemingway

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:21:39 2012 No.3042732 This thread is proof of how shit this board is. Actual threads about literature getting few replies, but shit like this and obvious troll threads getting multiple replies per minute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:22:39 2012 No.3042737 >>3042732 >This thread is proof of how shit this board is. Actual threads about literature getting few replies, but shit like this and obvious troll threads getting multiple replies per minute. Enjoy yourself, will ya. Schrodingers racer cat, if dubs.

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:22:39 2012 No.3042739 >>3042727 In order to speed this along I'll take those 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Tao Lin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Smerdyakov 5th - Cthulhu 6th - Pope Benedict XVI 7th - Ernest Hemingway 3 spaces left!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:22:39 2012 No.3042740 File: 504 KB, 639x432, 1335708287308.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ras Kass

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:25:38 2012 No.3042748 File: 659 KB, 2328x3000, virginia-woolf[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who's afraid of the big bad Woolf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:26:38 2012 No.3042754 pynchon

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:26:38 2012 No.3042755 Huge Orson Welles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:26:39 2012 No.3042756 Zizek

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:27:39 2012 No.3042759 dubs:Beetlejuice trips:Beetlejuice x2 quads: Beetlejuice x3(gasp)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:29:40 2012 No.3042765 >>3042759 rinse and repeat

Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:30:40 2012 No.3042769
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>>3042755

1st - The Marlin
2nd - Tao Lin
3rd - Nora Barnacle
4th - Smerdyakov
5th - Cthulhu
6th - Pope Benedict XVI
7th - Ernest Hemingway
8th - Huge Orson Welles

2 places left! Almost time for the race to start!

(Jeeves)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:31:39 2012 No.3042771 >>3042769 I'll take one of Kafka please

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:33:39 2012 No.3042777 Kafka bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:33:39 2012 No.3042778 Sun Tzu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:33:39 2012 No.3042779 File: 49 KB, 250x411, _de_Sade's_portrait.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marquis De Sade

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:34:39 2012 No.3042780 >>3042634 reroll

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:34:39 2012 No.3042781 >>3042777 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Tao Lin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Smerdyakov 5th - Cthulhu 6th - Pope Benedict XVI 7th - Ernest Hemingway 8th - Huge Orson Welles 9th - Franz Kafka One place left, who's it going to be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:34:39 2012 No.3042783 >>3042777 One triple Kafka coming up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:34:39 2012 No.3042785 >>3042780 once more!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:35:39 2012 No.3042790 bilbo's furry feet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:35:39 2012 No.3042791 File: 28 KB, 476x577, Satan_Gustave_Dore_paradise_lost_the_devil_cast_out_of_heaven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042781 A Milton's rendition of the Devil

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:35:39 2012 No.3042792 >>3042781 Is it a race to the lighthouse? we might want to include miss Giny Woolf

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:37:39 2012 No.3042798 >>3042791 The Devil trying again for 666 triplets

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:37:39 2012 No.3042799 File: 453 KB, 569x455, michelhouellebcqwebfinal.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Michel Houellebecq picture with Iggy Pop should count as automatic quints in my opinion dem cheekbones

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:38:39 2012 No.3042803 Mr. Watson loves a good race. Count me in

Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:40:39 2012 No.3042808

>>3042799

1st - The Marlin
2nd - Tao Lin
3rd - Nora Barnacle
4th - Smerdyakov
5th - Cthulhu
6th - Pope Benedict XVI
7th - Ernest Hemingway
8th - Huge Orson Welles
9th - Franz Kafka
10th - Michel Houellebecq

And the entries are in, let the race begin!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:40:39 2012 No.3042812 File: 69 KB, 1024x768, Heidegger-25-juli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is my being to late in time?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:42:40 2012 No.3042814 File: 6 KB, 165x158, images.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my body's ready

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:43:39 2012 No.3042817 Come on, Nora Barnacle!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:43:39 2012 No.3042819 File: 15 KB, 400x300, michelhouellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042808 this is inane houellebecq is bored already

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:44:39 2012 No.3042826 File: 29 KB, 460x276, Franz Kafka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my engine doesn't start, come on you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:44:39 2012 No.3042828 Tao Lin will obviously be the winner

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:45:39 2012 No.3042834 File: 19 KB, 385x557, Franz Kafka escritor checo 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hat of for aerodynamic purposes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:45:39 2012 No.3042835 File: 91 KB, 477x382, newpopemobile.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Po-po-po-pope! Mobile go go go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:46:39 2012 No.3042839 File: 67 KB, 600x514, 32138a6e4b87f6c0eac135cbd621a645_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042826 fuck you old man eat my shorts

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:46:39 2012 No.3042840 Kafka: hold on, just need to adjust it a little

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:47:40 2012 No.3042842 File: 112 KB, 599x449, CthulhuAirFreshener-big.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:47:40 2012 No.3042843 File: 16 KB, 300x307, kafka139 (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042839 Tell that to my stilish hair you boring sack of ashes

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:47:40 2012 No.3042844 Nora Barnacle!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:48:40 2012 No.3042848 >>3042843 It takes a little... just wait and see

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:48:40 2012 No.3042850 >Grand Prix race on the slowest 4chan board OH MAN WHAT A THRILL

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:49:53 2012 No.3042851 File: 26 KB, 560x345, bookreview060522_560.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042844 fuck you barn door corgi mode engaged

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:50:53 2012 No.3042854
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>>3042844
>Nora Barnacle!
I darned skirt taking lead. I better chase that tail!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:50:53 2012 No.3042859 File: 72 KB, 500x333, franz-kafka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fuck you Nora. This ain't even my final form

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:51:53 2012 No.3042860 File: 647 KB, 2128x2838, houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Finally I can combine my boredom and my love for Michel Houellebecq together in one place

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:51:53 2012 No.3042861 Nora strikes again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:52:53 2012 No.3042866 File: 127 KB, 270x405, houellebecqtriumphant.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if I don't get quints I will kill myself

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:53:53 2012 No.3042868 Huge Orson Welles strides ahead!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:54:53 2012 No.3042872 File: 33 KB, 260x332, Houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042866 didn't get quints brb killing self smoking kills

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 16:54:53 2012 No.3042873 Standings 1st - The Marlin 2nd - Nora Barnacle (+1) 3rd - Tao Lin (-1) 4th - Smerdyakov 5th - Cthulhu 6th - Pope Benedict XVI 7th - Ernest Hemingway 8th - Huge Orson Welles 9th - Michel Houellebecq (+1) 10th - Franz Kafka (-1)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:55:53 2012 No.3042876 File: 122 KB, 472x700, tumblr_m57o6m4oj21rt62qro1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kafka: All my efforts sum up to nothing. This is strangely familiar

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:56:53 2012 No.3042880 File: 57 KB, 600x902, Michel-Houellebecq091411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042872 ok so I guess this smoking thing takes a while

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:56:53 2012 No.3042882 Huge orson welles!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:57:54 2012 No.3042884 Am I in my rightful place? What am I guilty for in the end? I feel disoriented here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:58:54 2012 No.3042885 File: 30 KB, 250x343, Franz_Kafka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042884 Forgot my pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:59:53 2012 No.3042888 File: 56 KB, 610x887, 1349489322579.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Come on trips for Cthulu!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:59:53 2012 No.3042889 Nora!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:00:53 2012 No.3042890 >>3042885 Ok, that's it. Behold my ficking pony

Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 17:01:53 2012 No.3042893

>>3042888

Huge gains for Cthulhu!

1st - The Marlin
2nd - Cthulhu (+3)
3rd - Nora Barnacle (-1)
4th - Tao Lin (-1)
5th - Smerdyakov (-1)
6th - Pope Benedict XVI
7th - Ernest Hemingway
8th - Huge Orson Welles
9th - Michel Houellebecq
10th - Franz Kafka

If dubs, Hemingway

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:01:53 2012 No.3042894 File: 7 KB, 187x263, Kafka5jahre.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042890 Like I said. My ficking pony!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:03:53 2012 No.3042896 File: 35 KB, 250x340, 250px-Cthulhu_and_R'lyeh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042894 Stand back Kafka!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:03:53 2012 No.3042898 File: 197 KB, 1024x768, cthulhu4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] REV THAT ENGINE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:04:53 2012 No.3042900 File: 66 KB, 535x438, cthulhuFB2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] COOOOOME ON!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:04:53 2012 No.3042901 for cthulu, but only 'cause that one guy is putting so much effort into this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:04:53 2012 No.3042902 >>3042894 Should I talk to the race jury? brb

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:04:53 2012 No.3042903 Nora bump!

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 17:06:53 2012 No.3042907 Cthulhu takes the top spot 1st - Cthulhu 2nd - The Marlin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Tao Lin 5th - Smerdyakov 6th - Pope Benedict XVI 7th - Ernest Hemingway 8th - Huge Orson Welles 9th - Michel Houellebecq 10th - Franz Kafka

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:06:53 2012 No.3042908 File: 9 KB, 250x367, Kafka,,,.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042902 The jury is a burocratic prick... No wonder

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:06:53 2012 No.3042909 File: 250 KB, 800x945, Cthulhu3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042894 I'm taking your damn pony!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:07:53 2012 No.3042912 File: 320 KB, 373x520, cthulhu-lord-of-rlyeh-lg.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yup

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:08:53 2012 No.3042913 File: 4 KB, 200x260, fotosK4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042896 Are you kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:10:53 2012 No.3042916 File: 7 KB, 191x255, fotosK3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042912 You think you scare me old thing? The tragic absurdity of my life has made me inmune to such things. COME AT ME BRO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:10:53 2012 No.3042917 File: 77 KB, 600x800, Baby_Cthulhu_by_RozDeMinion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042913 >>3042913 My baby writes better than you.

>>	satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 Mon Oct 8 17:10:53 2012 No.3042918 File: 18 KB, 448x300, ibsen hamsun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ibsenhamsun get pinecone if trips

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:11:54 2012 No.3042919 Huge Orson Welles come on!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:11:54 2012 No.3042920 File: 270 KB, 1200x1600, Cthulhu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042916 Time to go

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:12:54 2012 No.3042922 File: 12 KB, 250x368, fotosK14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042916 I brought my little sis along. Apparently she's a better driver than me. I hope we have no problem with that lads?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:12:54 2012 No.3042923 File: 22 KB, 225x238, pinecone.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042918 Seconding Pinecone

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:12:54 2012 No.3042924 Nora regain your spot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:14:01 2012 No.3042927 File: 10 KB, 253x404, fotosK21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042916 Is that a sparkle of hope I see?

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 17:15:01 2012 No.3042929 1st - Cthulhu 2nd - The Marlin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Tao Lin 5th - Smerdyakov 6th - Pope Benedict XVI 7th - Ernest Hemingway 8th - Huge Orson Welles 9th - Franz Kafka (+1) 10th - Michel Houellebecq (-1) If dubs, Tao Lin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:15:01 2012 No.3042930 File: 6 KB, 195x259, Max Brod.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your engine is shit Kafka. Let me tinker a bit with it. There, that should be better

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:17:01 2012 No.3042937 File: 6 KB, 303x205, Kafka laughing his ass out.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042917 Says Lovecraft's pal, ROTFLMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:19:01 2012 No.3042941 File: 17 KB, 396x300, Kafka's bed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll just take a little rest

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:20:01 2012 No.3042945 >>3042941 let me give your depressing as a push, Kafka

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:21:02 2012 No.3042947 File: 12 KB, 248x249, dubs man.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042945 wait wait, there

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:22:02 2012 No.3042951 Cthulhu Fhtagn!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:23:01 2012 No.3042954 File: 22 KB, 220x229, Franz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042947 Looks like the engine is death fellow.... I'll do the rest walking

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:23:02 2012 No.3042952 The Marlin strikes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:24:01 2012 No.3042955 File: 6 KB, 175x287, images (1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042954 crawling perhaps

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:28:03 2012 No.3042960 File: 14 KB, 228x221, watch out Chthulu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042951 You're on my sight, pal.

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 17:28:03 2012 No.3042961 1st - Cthulhu 2nd - The Marlin 3rd - Nora Barnacle 4th - Tao Lin 5th - Smerdyakov 6th - Pope Benedict XVI 7th - Ernest Hemingway 8th - Franz Kafka (+1) 9th - Huge Orson Welles (-1) 10th - Michel Houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:29:03 2012 No.3042963 Go Hemingway! Deal with them!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:29:04 2012 No.3042966 >>3042955 Puny Kafka? Over mighty cthulu! This Cannot stand!!

>>	satan !!1Fa7LzeI6u8 Mon Oct 8 17:30:04 2012 No.3042967 edmund gettier get thisthreadissofuckinggay if trips pinecone if quads freddy neech if quintaablles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:30:04 2012 No.3042968 File: 5 KB, 121x161, images (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042960 time to leg it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:32:03 2012 No.3042975 File: 15 KB, 288x175, images (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042966 Are you pulling those dubs from your supernatural hat? pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:34:03 2012 No.3042978 File: 6 KB, 208x242, images (4).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042975 This race is frustrating, I feel like I'm going nowhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:34:03 2012 No.3042980 Go Nora! Use fart!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:36:03 2012 No.3042984 File: 12 KB, 243x208, images (5).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What's with all the fellows running away from me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:38:03 2012 No.3042988 File: 6 KB, 205x245, images (7).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042984 Let's see "The zen of quads. Chapter 1 [...]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:39:03 2012 No.3042992 File: 20 KB, 205x245, images (6).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3042988 Ok ok this is going well but not quite there yet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:42:03 2012 No.3042995 Kafka what are you doing don't jump in that river, keep going!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:44:03 2012 No.3043000 >>3042995 Right right... thanks I can already smell your multidimensional ass, Chthulhu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:47:03 2012 No.3043014 File: 6 KB, 243x208, Kafka on the bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043000 out of the way Nora

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 17:53:03 2012 No.3043032 File: 6 KB, 225x225, images (8).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] you punks got nothing on Kafka

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 18:12:38 2012 No.3043067 1st - Nora Barnacle (+3) (1 space) 2nd - Cthulhu (-1) 3rd - The Marlin (-1) 4th - Tao Lin 5th - Smerdyakov 6th - Franz Kafka (+1) 7th - Pope Benedict XVI (-1) 8th - Ernest Hemingway (-1) 9th - Huge Orson Welles 10th - Michel Houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:16:38 2012 No.3043074 File: 89 KB, 760x900, kafka crumb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it's morphin' tim

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:19:38 2012 No.3043078 >>3043067 I think you counted the >>3043000 as Nora but that's a Kafka.

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:24:38 2012 No.3043094

>>3043078 Is probably right.

>>3042995
>Kafka what are you doing don't jump in that river, keep going!
Then Kafka thanks him >>3043000

>>3043014 Just made an ambiguous choice. He is saying "out of the way Nora" because climbing those three places would put Kafka right behind Nora

Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 18:24:38 2012 No.3043095

>>3043078

Ah, in that case

1st - Cthulhu
2nd - The Marlin
3rd - Franz Kafka (+5)
4th - Nora Barnacle (-1)
5th - Tao Lin (-1)
6th - Smerdyakov (-1)
7th - Pope Benedict XVI (-1)
8th - Ernest Hemingway (-1)
9th - Huge Orson Welles
10th - Michel Houellebecq

if dubs, Huge Orson Welles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:27:38 2012 No.3043100 Hemingway

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:27:38 2012 No.3043102 File: 6 KB, 282x179, Mr.K.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043067 A corrupt jury, this keeps reminding me of The Trial

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:29:38 2012 No.3043106 >>3043095 Alright, we are back on track

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:31:38 2012 No.3043112 Fighting Farting Nora

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:31:38 2012 No.3043113 File: 7 KB, 187x269, look at my fabulous ears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:33:38 2012 No.3043117 File: 4 KB, 120x162, no really, look at them.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:36:38 2012 No.3043123 Nora tries again!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:37:55 2012 No.3043127 File: 6 KB, 190x265, images (9).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:40:55 2012 No.3043133 Nora's last stand

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 18:41:55 2012 No.3043134 1st - Cthulhu 2nd - The Marlin 3rd - Nora Barnacle (+1) 4th - Franz Kafka (-1) 5th - Tao Lin 6th - Smerdyakov 7th - Ernest Hemingway (+1) 8th - Pope Benedict XVI (-1) 9th - Huge Orson Welles 10th - Michel Houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:46:04 2012 No.3043144 Nora the explorer!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:48:04 2012 No.3043152 I'm just... A huge Orson Welles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:49:04 2012 No.3043154 >>3043144 Welp, at least I'm not smelling your farts

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:49:04 2012 No.3043156 Nora farting her way to the top!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:49:04 2012 No.3043157 >>3043152 butseriously

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:50:04 2012 No.3043160 For the Old Gods

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:50:04 2012 No.3043161 File: 5 KB, 124x157, mfw your farts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043144

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:52:04 2012 No.3043166 Nora Nora Nora!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:52:04 2012 No.3043167 Huge Orson Welles is too mighty for 8th place!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:52:04 2012 No.3043168 File: 6 KB, 212x123, images (10).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maybe I should take another little rest

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:54:04 2012 No.3043172 New leader 1st - Nora Barnacle (+2) 2nd - Cthulhu 3rd - The Marlin 4th - Franz Kafka 5th - Tao Lin 6th - Smerdyakov 7th - Ernest Hemingway (+1) 8th - Pope Benedict XVI (-1) 9th - Huge Orson Welles 10th - Michel Houellebecq if dubs, Tao Lin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:54:04 2012 No.3043173 File: 13 KB, 190x266, kafka's shortcut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] oh wait is this a shortcut?

>>	Faust !lEKTFOSnAo Mon Oct 8 18:55:05 2012 No.3043175 1st - Nora Barnacle (+2) 2nd - Cthulhu (-1) 3rd - The Marlin (-1) 4th - Franz Kafka 5th - Tao Lin 6th - Smerdyakov 7th - Ernest Hemingway (+1) 8th - Pope Benedict XVI (-1) 9th - Huge Orson Welles 10th - Michel Houellebecq if dubs, Tao Lin

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:56:05 2012 No.3043178 Huge Orson Welles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:58:04 2012 No.3043179 File: 15 KB, 195x258, kafka in the library.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043173 wtf? is thi Babel's library?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:59:04 2012 No.3043180 File: 6 KB, 119x163, borges.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kafka: hey old man, how do I get out of here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:00:04 2012 No.3043182 >>3043180 bumping for Mr.K

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:02:04 2012 No.3043185 File: 7 KB, 121x161, kafka still in the library.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is this freaking place?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:05:04 2012 No.3043197 File: 16 KB, 194x260, kafka get out of the library.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm starting to get out

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:06:04 2012 No.3043202 dubs for Kafka trips for Pynchon. Deal with it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:07:04 2012 No.3043205 >>3043197 look for the fucking index Kafka!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:08:04 2012 No.3043207 >>3043197 rolling for Kafka: he looks for the index and then for the map of the library

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:13:52 2012 No.3043226 For the Ancient!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:13:52 2012 No.3043227 File: 13 KB, 259x194, babels map.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kafka: Alright, I found the map by pure chance. Only problem is that all the rooms are the same...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:14:52 2012 No.3043230 Bloop

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:17:52 2012 No.3043238 >>3043227 that's not a library Kafka... that's a Penal Colony

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:19:04 2012 No.3043241 Oh... I was walking around the watchtower all this time then...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:21:04 2012 No.3043249 File: 760 KB, 1840x1232, panopticon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043241 Kafka: Ok I'm out of here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:23:04 2012 No.3043254 >>3043249 bumping for poor Kafka

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:23:04 2012 No.3043256 >>3043254 hell... again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:25:04 2012 No.3043258 >>3043254 hell... another bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:29:04 2012 No.3043268 >mfw Kafka is trapped in Babel's library for the rest of his life

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 19:44:33 2012 No.3043309 KAFKER

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:21:13 2012 No.3043396 I'm rolling for Mr. Metamorfosis

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:30:03 2012 No.3043424 File: 25 KB, 255x260, michel-houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] HOUELLEBECQ ALL UP IN DIS

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:31:00 2012 No.3043429 File: 59 KB, 525x289, houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Dont act like you dont know who the fuck it is

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:31:00 2012 No.3043430 File: 10 KB, 362x242, houellebecq01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Houellebecq is the obvious choice

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:32:00 2012 No.3043432 File: 75 KB, 637x949, michel-houellebecq-03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If I do this enough it will be OC I promise

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:33:00 2012 No.3043435 i am michel houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:34:00 2012 No.3043437 i may have missed 33 but i shall not miss 44 houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:35:00 2012 No.3043441 File: 77 KB, 809x518, HOUELLEBECQ_EL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am producing more posts than the rest of /lit/ does in a week I like pictures of him tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:35:00 2012 No.3043445 CMONNNN 44 HOUELLEBECQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:36:00 2012 No.3043447 FUCK U "YOU MUST WAIT LONGER BEFORE A REPLY" HOUELLEBECQ SHALL HAVE HIS DAY

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:37:43 2012 No.3043448 File: 41 KB, 300x450, michel-houellebecq-french-writer-thumb4906515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] watermark houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:38:42 2012 No.3043453 bump houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:38:42 2012 No.3043454 spike houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:39:42 2012 No.3043455 NOOOOOO HOUELLEBECQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:40:42 2012 No.3043461 File: 74 KB, 604x664, 0037hwrd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] FUCK YEAH TAKE THAT HOUELLEBECQ SHALL RISE AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:41:42 2012 No.3043465 Kafka: where the fuck is the fucking exit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:41:42 2012 No.3043467 File: 28 KB, 535x792, houellebecq,%20michel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i hadnt realized how easy it is to entertain oneself all alone in a thread hOuElLeBeCq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:42:42 2012 No.3043472 File: 915 KB, 1200x800, 01houellebecq_photo1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043465 fuck off kafka i got this race in the bag

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:43:42 2012 No.3043476 File: 93 KB, 1000x1419, michel_houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I should probably get like the rookie of the year award or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:45:29 2012 No.3043485 File: 49 KB, 360x225, houellebecq_360x225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] there are an absurd number of high-res houellebecq photos

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:46:29 2012 No.3043488 houellebecq quints get

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:46:29 2012 No.3043489 dubs

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:47:28 2012 No.3043492 >>3043488 im probably in first by now if enthusiasm counted houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:47:28 2012 No.3043494 >>3043492 hhhhooouuullleeebbbeeecccqqq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:47:28 2012 No.3043495 File: 5 KB, 138x141, the horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kafka: Oh my God!! they even have the 50 shades trilogy. someone help me please!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:48:28 2012 No.3043500 >>3043494 alright shooting for 99 houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:49:29 2012 No.3043503 >>3043500 alright here we go 555 houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:49:29 2012 No.3043505 File: 216 KB, 590x322, bateman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043500

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:49:29 2012 No.3043508 >>3043495 woah people other than me are doing this bullshit? houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:50:29 2012 No.3043510 >>3043505 fuck you BEE this isnt an easy job houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:50:29 2012 No.3043514 >>3043510 here we go houellebecq waiting until i can submit lalalalalalalala

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:51:29 2012 No.3043516 >>3043514 just realized how much easier it is to submit when you are responding to something houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:52:29 2012 No.3043517 >>3043516 alright let's get that 22 and then get the fuck outta here there's a catch 22 joke to be made but houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:52:29 2012 No.3043518 File: 22 KB, 230x300, michel+houellebecq_3756_800247931_0_0_7076670_300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043517 well this is slow going houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:53:29 2012 No.3043519 >>3043518 it really is incredible how fucking slow lit is houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:53:29 2012 No.3043520 >>3043519 16,17,18,19,20 houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:53:29 2012 No.3043521 >>3043175 1st - Nora Barnacle 2nd - Cthulhu 3rd - The Marlin 4th - Franz Kafka 5th - Tao Lin 6th - Smerdyakov 7th - Michel Houellebecq(+3) 8th - Ernest Hemingway (-1)I 9th - Pope Benedict XV(-1) 10th - Huge Orson Welles(-1) Not OP but updating

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:54:29 2012 No.3043522 Smerdyakov overtakes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:54:29 2012 No.3043523 >>3043520 according to my calculations, this should be 21 houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:55:29 2012 No.3043528 File: 62 KB, 484x650, 600full-michel-houellebecq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043522 FUCK YOU SMERDYAKOV YOU SLIMY BASTARD

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:55:29 2012 No.3043529 >>3043520 Kafka: Houllebecq what are you doing? Houllebecq! Houllebecq staph!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:56:29 2012 No.3043531 >>3043522 YOU THINK YOU'RE EXIT-CORE BUT YOU'RE NOT HOUELLEBECQ

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:56:29 2012 No.3043534 >>3043529 Kafka: oh wait i cant speak im dead houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:56:29 2012 No.3043535 Smerdyakov spitefully claims another spot!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:57:28 2012 No.3043536 Kafka: I need to get my shit together. There must be at least one fucking librarian here. Maybe that old man I saw back there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:57:28 2012 No.3043537 >>3043534 i call this the brute force method i.e. bite the pillow im going in dry houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:58:28 2012 No.3043541 File: 21 KB, 460x288, Houellebecq_1710051c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043535 If I had a turtle shell id throw it right in your smirking russian face

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:59:29 2012 No.3043542 >>3043541 it just occurred to me that if houellebecq were in this thread he would hate me houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:59:29 2012 No.3043543 File: 7 KB, 276x183, borges2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043536 Did you call me young man? Come here when I can see you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 20:59:29 2012 No.3043546 >>3043542 44 fuck you smirnoffakov houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:00:29 2012 No.3043549 >>3043543 >come here when I can see you typo or clever borges joke? the world might never know houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:00:29 2012 No.3043551 >>3043549 here comes the big 555 houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:00:29 2012 No.3043552 >>3043543 Kafka: what are you, blind or something? I am looking for my way out sir

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:01:28 2012 No.3043553 >>3043551 houellebecq needs a new pair of shoes cmonnn

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:01:28 2012 No.3043557 >>3043553 houellebecq gogogogogo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:03:28 2012 No.3043563 >>3043555

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:04:28 2012 No.3043565 >>3043557 a houellebecq haiku missed the trips this game grows stupid whatever

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:04:28 2012 No.3043567 >>3043552 Old man: Well, I can still see those ears of yours. Have you read that tale about a man that finds himself on a bench. It was on a day on February, 1969 I think. It was also in the year of 1972

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:06:29 2012 No.3043575 File: 7 KB, 193x262, borges3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043567 Kafka: Quit your drivel, what are you trying to say Old man: OP is a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:06:29 2012 No.3043577 Smerdyakov is confused... it hurts itself in its confusion!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:10:28 2012 No.3043588 File: 4 KB, 188x138, borges4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043575 Oldman-- I am just kidding youngman. I am just asking you to consider this: A man can be at two places at the same time. Or at least, at two times in the same place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:10:28 2012 No.3043589 Smerdyakov spits on Europeans and overtakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:12:28 2012 No.3043594 >>3043589 fucking smerdyakov you ruined my kafka by pure brute force

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:14:28 2012 No.3043601 one more houellebecq for old times sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:16:31 2012 No.3043605 hey guys just realized that we're not all starting at the same place haha houellebecq my life is a sham

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:16:31 2012 No.3043606

I'll do the table again

1st - Nora Barnacle
2nd - Cthulhu
3rd - The Marlin
4th - Franz Kafka(+1)
5th - Smerdyakov(+2)
6th - Tao Lin(-1)
7th - Michel Houellebecq
8th - Ernest Hemingway
9th - Pope Benedict XV
10th - Huge Orson Welles

*Kafka was pushed down and recovered

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:17:31 2012 No.3043610 >>3043605 dear houellebecq when i look up at the sky i see nothing but airplanes. when are you coming home?

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:20:31 2012 No.3043616

>>3043588
It was then that Kafka woke up. He had been sleepwalking for the last half hour (the lovable moron). In his dream he remembered that day when he walked on a strange library and meet this strange old fellow that promised him they would meet again a few years ahead on this exact day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:22:32 2012 No.3043622 >>3043616 The adventures of Kafka have been, by far my favourite part of this thread. A bump for Kafka

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:26:31 2012 No.3043629 May the fortune keep you on track young man and beware the ominous farts of Miss Nora

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:27:31 2012 No.3043631 File: 26 KB, 373x475, to Kafka.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043629 forgot the pic

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:27:31 2012 No.3043632 Smerdyakov, feeling humilaited and suicidal, sprints to victory.

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:35:04 2012 No.3043652
File: 6 KB, 169x256, aforismos de zurau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I feel so tired now. I can feel my lungs faltering, my breath shallow. Yet this landscape makes me livelier than I've ever been. In this village among the beasts I feel at home. Is this, perhaps, where I come to die?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:38:04 2012 No.3043657 File: 13 KB, 348x145, veduta di zurau.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043652 Kafka: I know this place. Ottla has spoked to me about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:40:03 2012 No.3043665 >>3043606 1st - Nora Barnacle 2nd - Cthulhu 3rd - Franz Kafka(+1) 4th - The Marlin(-1) 5th - Smerdyakov 6th - Tao Lin 7th - Michel Houellebecq 8th - Ernest Hemingway 9th - Pope Benedict XV 10th - Huge Orson Welles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:40:03 2012 No.3043667 >>3043657 don't die on us Mr.K!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:52:19 2012 No.3043687 >>3043667 my main man m. houellebcq will prevail

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:54:19 2012 No.3043691 Kafka: This is the village of Zürau! Ottla has a house here. Maybe there I can catch my breath for a while. This place is so peaceful. Rats must use slippers around here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 21:58:02 2012 No.3043700 bump for Kafka finding Ottla's house

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 22:02:00 2012 No.3043710 >>3043700 Kafka: Ah! there you are. My dear sister Ottla. Ottla: You look tired, come inside and have a rest Captcha: which editama

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 22:14:00 2012 No.3043739 (feverish Kafka talks to himself in the spare room) A fait like a guillotine would do me good. Heavy like that, like like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 22:20:00 2012 No.3043756 >>3043739 Kafka: faith... faith... perhaps we don't anything other than deceit. If the deceit was ever eliminated I would think twice before turning around. I might turn to salt for what I see

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 22:41:51 2012 No.3043830
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>>3043756
Kafka:It feels like I have spent my whole life here.
Ottla: What are you talking about. It's been about 15 minutes. Let's take a pic together to commemorate your visit, Franny
Kafka: I am trying to think, Ottla. Tits or GTFO
Ottla: Franny...
Kafka: Oh, alright. Jeez...

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 22:59:08 2012 No.3043858 >>3043543 >>3043588 Holy shit, it was a pun and it ended three posts later! You have my bump

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:02:09 2012 No.3043861 File: 105 KB, 501x585, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043830

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:10:08 2012 No.3043870 houellebecq needs to go to sleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:11:08 2012 No.3043873 File: 13 KB, 300x465, MichelHouellebecq1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043870

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:12:08 2012 No.3043875 File: 32 KB, 341x512, AVT_Michel-Houellebecq_7661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>3043873 Houellebecq dubs get is imminent

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:13:08 2012 No.3043876 >>3043875 in 3...2...1... houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:13:08 2012 No.3043878 oh comeon houellebecq

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:14:09 2012 No.3043880 >>3043687 Take that, Houellebecq. I am bruteforcing for K

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:15:09 2012 No.3043883 >>3043875 You look like an even more boring version of Will Self. K for the win

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:17:08 2012 No.3043885 Kafka: I need to go now Ottla. I sense an horrid smell that can only be produced by Nora's gritty ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:18:08 2012 No.3043888 >>3043885 Kafka: Ok, but seriusly, I need to go yo

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:27:08 2012 No.3043893 >>3043665 1st - Franz Kafka(+4) ---- (one space) 2nd - Nora Barnacle(-1) 3rd - Cthulhu (-1) 4th - The Marlin(-1) 5th - Smerdyakov 6th - Tao Lin 7th - Michel Houellebecq 8th - Ernest Hemingway 9th - Pope Benedict XV 10th - Huge Orson Welles

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:35:09 2012 No.3043903 Fart on me, Nora

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 23:49:35 2012 No.3043928 >>3043903 Kafka: Stay back there, bitch

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