/lit/ - Literature

I say it, and I'm not bald.

You won't say thanks?

What, do you say "Thank you"?

>>3003463
i don't fucking say anything

i'm not going to say any word with "thank" in it

i am not pleased to meet you

>>3003468
How about "Much appreciated" or "Much obliged"?

This is, without a doubt, the stupidest topic I've ever seen on this board.

>>3003468
You're gay.

>>3003471
You mean besides Finnegans Wake?

>>3003470
none of that fuck reciprocation or whatever it is called

>>3003472
fuck you homophobe right-wing cancer

Okay OP, I'll bite: why don't you say thank you?

Thanks for this topic, OP—I feel the same way.

>>3003479
they might not deserve it

they could be people i not like and so fuck them

>>3003484
Do you say "thanks" to people you know and like?

Ok OP, let's put ourselves in a hypothetical situation, a thought experiment if you will.

I'm going to call you Jim. I don't know if that's your real name, but let's go with it.

Well Jim, you're happily going along in your life when you suddenly realise something is amiss. You have dropped your favourite book, and it's now lying on the floor! Fortunately, another hypothetical person, Frank is nearby! Frank will not see this situation go unresolved! He takes your book from the floor--yes, YOUR book--and gives it to you. What do you, Jim, say to Frank in this situation, if not "thanks" or "thank you"?

You see, Jim, we have a problem here. How can you convey your gratitude to Frank? I support you in your choices Jim, I mean they are yours to make, who am I to interfere? But, sometimes, Frank is involved in your choices. You have to think about Frank, Jim. You can't just ignore him!

Well, Jimmy (can I call you Jimmy, Jim?) I hope I've illustrated to you why you might want to say "thanks" in this situation. If not... well, the Franks of the world may not be so eager to help you next time. And I wouldn't want that, Jimmy.

>>3003487
why would i?

>>3003494
Wouldn't you say that they deserve it?

>>3003492
i don't need anybodies help

the fucks will end up wanting me to help them later too

not only that, they probably have beliefs i don't agree with so fuck them

>>3003495
who the fuck knows they aren't perfect to me so fuck them

>>3003499
If you met someone who was in fact perfect to you, and they picked up your favourite book for you, would you thank them?

>>3003506
nope because i'm like ted bundy

>>3003510
When people thank you, do you acknowledge them? Do you lash out at them?

>>3003513
you will never figure me out

Why did you post this thread?

>>3003517 Oh I get it. Your not actually grateful for anything but you think maybe you should be or being different makes you insane - which makes you pissy

10/10