/lit/ - Literature

What will we do?
Where will we go?

Why not use both /fit/ and /lit/?

>>28534
p sure the 4chan servers are on the west coast, britbong

>>28583

>>28556
>/lit/ will continue to ignore their physical fitness and cry about not getting women

>/fit/ will go back to their condition of pure ignorance, stupidity, and uncultured vapidity

Nothing will change. This day will be forgotten.

I was fitlit before this

>>28611
Dubs of truth

Just go make a /fitlit/ thread on either board you drama queen

>>28611

Never forgotten. The day was glorious. But most of the glory was to /mlpol/.

>>28534
this has now become my favorite board....keep /fitlit/ please.

>>28534
I'll miss you, /fit/.

>>28583
because the glorious mixture of /fit/izens and /lit/izens will never be achieved again, there won't be any hybrid thread again

>>28534
WHAT ONCE WAS HAPPY NOW IS SAD

>>28648
The novelty is what makes it nice. Learn to let things go at the right time.

>>28534
>tfw I was transported to real /lit/ a couple seconds ago before being sent back here

I thought it was over. There are so many things I still want to do here.

>>28534
I still haven't learned anything yet! I'm always going to be known as a meathead! Please, /lit/, teach me one thing before you go!

>>28726
Hedonistic pursuits grant only momentary but not lasting happiness.

>>28696
It's like a really good dream. A dream where that girl you know you can never be with is flirting with you, being nice to you, and wants to have sex with you. And then you wake up.

I don't want it to go

Hiro pls keep it, everybody wants this

>>28745
Well, duh. Don't need a philosopher to tell me that, Schopie!

We can only wait until next year. But at least now Chads will be discussing Dostoevsky in the locker rooms.

>>28534

Maybe not, they just a few minutes ago combined /v/ and /int/

>>28726
Meaning is only possible by virtue of the absurd

>>28792
>it's real

The ride never ends.

>>28644
Dubs of truth

>>28827
>>28792
>/spa/
>/mtv/
its magic

>>28534
#KEEPFITLIT

>>28818
>>28745
Thank you /lit/ bros. Sometimes brains and brawn are compatible when working together.

>>28917
>Both of the posts were me
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

We have minutes left anons. The dream of /Ubermensch/ must never be abandon if we are to truly make 4 chan original again

dude im gonna kill myself if we get separated

>>29385
Good Idea

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING...

don't go bros
you're a part of me

Bye lit bros, I sincerely enjoyed meeting you

>>29515
Same.

It's 12:02. Why isn't /fitlit/ fucking dead?

JUST PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY ALREADY!

I'll never forget you guys

Fuck I actually feel like crying ;_;

>>28818
nigga wtf does this mean?

Shouldn't there be some poem to cite?

>>28601
It's 5 am in Britain

guys please gimme list of /lit/ approved books before this board is kill.
i dont want to be strong and retarded anymore.

>>29555
It's 10 where I am, dawg.

>thread created one hour and 9 minutes ago
OP is a faggot.

>>29585

>>29585
Go on the /lit/ wiki.

WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH TIME WE STILL HAVE TOGETHER
ARE YOU STILL THERE

>>29569
Read Camus and Kierkegaard

I like /fitlit/, but we need it to break off this way. Do you really want to watch the love burnout? Us slowly realizing the things we used to hate about each other pop up over and over again, as the initial overpowering blaze of love subsides. Them piling up until you come to hate the sight of each other. Getting in fights in the morning, at work realizing you should say you're sorry and thinking of all the things you like about them, but when you turn the knob on that door and you see them you remember just how much you hate the very sight of them.

I want there to be a world where our love can last forever, but there isn't. I don't want to fall out of love. I want to be ripped from it, makes for a better story at least.

>>29734
>I want there to be a world where our love can last forever, but there isn't
there is, the world of imagination
didn't you learn anything?

This is the most painful death, we don't know exactly when it will happen but we must expect it at any minute

I think it's over guys

what is an ending but a new beginning

GOODBYE /FIT/

I HOPE WE SEE YOU AT THE 4CHAN BALL

>>29585
Read Homer and Plato. Read Dostoevsky and Tolstoy. Read Shakespeare and Joyce.

:(

>>29585
Read My Diary desu

>>29585

>>29585
Infinite Jest, Finnegan's Wake... the list could go on

>>29585
>>29609
>>29862

>>29925
This is unironically the best chart.

>>30005
(besides the fact that it has no greeks)

>>28611
But for one beautiful day we saw what could be, and could be again.

>>29925
How come a degenerate book where the main character is a pedophile is critically acclaimed ?

>>30041
muh narratology
it's shit desu

>>30041
cuz it's so relatable

>>30041
Check which website you're on and ask yourself that question again

>>30041
Because of the prose. However it did get a boost from the controversy. Not that is pro-pedo or anything.

It's been two hours bruh, what's going on

>>30041
It makes you relate to him and is beautifully written.

>>29862
>To Kill a Mockingbird
fuck that book
i had a bad experience with it

>>30106
>It makes you relate to him
I'll never relate to a pedophile, no matter how incredible the "prose" or writing style might be, sorry

>>30115
it's a troll list

>>30127
You're not supposed to relate to him. You're supposed to not relate to him and feel that you're so much smarter than the people who fell for the unreliable narrator.

>>28601
thank god
<3

>>30130
I don't even care if it is a troll or not. Reading that book was a shitty experience.
Basically I was forced to read it in Highschool, and the teacher was really anal about making sure we all read at the same pace. She kept the books in her room and only gave them to us for "sessions" where one person would read it out loud to the class. Then afterwards we would spend 3-4 days discussing what we read, down to every single detail in every sentence.
Keep in mind that we read at a pace of about 2-4 chapters every session, and the book is like 30 chapters or so. It took like half the fucking year to read a book that wasn't even good.
We also had shitty projects about it, like how we had to draw a map of the street she lived on, or write a 5-paragraph analysis on one of the characters.
So, once again, fuck that book.

>>30271
fuck women and fuck niggers

>>30300
Agreed.

>>30271
>draw a map of the street

Lisa: Isn't that just pointless busywork?
Miss Houver: Yes.

This was a worthwhile venture. I'll miss you /lit/ I'll never forget this day

>>28683
I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN

>>30317
According to her, it was to "show us that you can make a visual representation of something from text alone"

>>30361
MY WORLD IS ENDING

I just wanna say that I will miss all the /lit/bros and that you guys were the best people to be with. /fitlit/ was objectively the best board combination out of all the other ones.
Hopefully you guys will consider lifting and/or exercising more and taking care of your bodies. As for me, I'll start reading some of the books in >>29925

>>30361
If this is what he wants
And this is what she wants
Then why is there so much pain?

>>30428
>/fitlit/
>not /mlpol/

>>30271
>where one person would read it out loud to the class.
FUUUUUUUUUCK THIS!!!!! Listening to an illiterate, monotone retard struggle through a basic text for minutes on end is my personal hell. There is NO reason to force students to read the book out loud in class. NONE.

>>30417
I WISH, THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>30458
'CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

>>30458
CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

HURRY UP I NEED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

>>30458
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>>30510
>>30501
CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT

>>30526
THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOVE

Redpill me on Moby Dick and explain why it isnt just a book about a fucking seaman killing a whale

>>30526
THE TRUST FROM THOSE YOU LOOOVE

>>30538
I KNOW, WE CAN'T FORGET THE PAST

>>30543
Because it's mostly essays about whaling and roundabout jokes.

>This entire April first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHoVBK2EVE

>>30543
You need to read it to understand, there is an enormous amount of context you need to know and develop an interpretation

>>30543
It's just an elaborate sex metaphor.

>>30560
YOU CAN'T FORGET LOVE AND PRIDE

I JUST REALIZED ABOUT THIS BOARD!

I NEED ALIVE!

>>30592
BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S KILLING ME INSIDE

>>30454
I was considering expanding on that point but decided against it to keep it from being a tl;dr blogpost.
I was in an on-level class with an """integrated""" tard, and the teacher called on him to read at least once every session. Every time he read I wanted to scream and run out of the class due to pure rage.

>>30619
IT ALLLLL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>30631
IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

>>30607
What the fuck. I thought these were bodies.

>>30631
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOOOOWN

>>30576
i get its a metaphor for the life of a man and how he(you) defeats his greatest challenge and all that jazz but i dont get why it constantly gets shilled as a "great" book.

>>30607
spooky

This bond we shared will be lost......in time. Like tears.....in rain.
Time to die


/fitlit/ is more beautiful for its intransigence. Flowers wither, infatuation fades. A short fling and the aching remembrance is sometimes better than a long relationship sullied by the realities of living together.

>>30650
then why don't you read it and find out, dickhead

>>30543
It's about a fucking seaman so dead set on pointless revenge that it costs him his ship, his crew and his own life.

Captain Ahab tries to hunt moby dick.
Gets his ass beat and loses his leg.
Instead of learning a lesson and improving himself he is dead set on revenge.
Gets a new crew, new boat, sails all over the world looking for the whale, and when he finally finds it, he gets his ass beat for three days straight.

It's a fun adventure though it can drag a bit in the middle.

>>30648
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

>>30683
because i have, you cocksucking fuck i want to understand an outside point of view since the /lit/ bois are out here. if you want to debate this physically i have my location on.

>>30694
I JUST KEEP LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOWN
LETTING ME DOOOOOOWN

>>30569
I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna cry...

>>28534
fuckin finale

>>30723
where is your location "on"? I guarantee you I could kill you over a hundred ways, and that's just with my bear hands. If you've actually read the book and deny its greatness than you are either a contrarian or too unintelligent to develop a coherent interpretation

Goodbye, glorious /fitlit/

>>30730
IN THE HEART OF HEARTS I KNOW THAT I CAN NEVER LOVE AGAIN

>>30782
I'VE LOST EVERYTHING

>>30759
what the fuck did you say to me you little bitch, ill have you know i have over 10000 confrimed kills in the navy seals.

>>30796
EVERYTHING

>>30810
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME

>>28534
lmao that's not how 4chan april fool's works, bro

>>30817
MATTERS IN THIS WORLD

I still don't like /fit/.

>>30832
I WISH, THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME

Singing lyrics isn't funny.

>>30852
maybe because ur a dyel manlet lmao
when will you learn, poindexter?

>>30856
There you go again with them neagtive waves moriorty!

>>30855
BECAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE

>>30856
and neither is your pic you double nigger

>>30869
I'm 6'2 and could beat you in a fight, but why am I explaining that to a 5 feet tall Mexican that snorts creatine powder for a living

You people are all insufferable, there is a reason I and any other well adjusted human being avoid your shitshow of a board like the plague.

>>28534
What if the af joke is permanent merge?

>>30919
Would be based tbf

>>30898
salty brainlet dork detected
let's see how well you handle me fucking your bitch, nerd. maybe you can right a poem about it? lmao

>>29585
Demons by Dostoevsky

>>29857
this must be a /fit/zen. no one uses faggy tumblr gifs like that on /lit/

>>28611
so it goes
so it goes

>>30939
>maybe you can right a poem about it?
Savage

>>30893
CANT LIVE WITHOUT

>>30999
THESE FUCKING TRIPS OH FUCK GOOD SHIT MY DUDE FUCKING TOP SHELF M8

>>28611
>>30034
its like a cartoon show where the jock and the nerd are forced to spend the day together and have a shit in common before they have to split up again

/fitlit/ threads in the future maybe?

what does it mean if I struggle to 5x5 over 20 kg OHP?

>>28766
no they don't you raging faggot

made some oc to remember this special day.
I will miss you my /fit/bros

>>31365
switch /cock/ and /fap/

CK is back to just CK. Why is FitLit still merged?

>04/02
>there were MORE board mergers

>>31420
Try /ck/ again. I find that if I click on it at different times, it changes.

>>31420
try again, i can still access /cock/ ;)

it sent me off to /lit/ a couple times when i was trying to /fitlit/ too

/lit/was the last board I really liked. /sp/ is good on occasion, but not year round given that it's a seasonal subject and that international breaks are constantly ruining fun. /fit/ is intermittently useful, but I don't want their threads diluting /lit/. This was a shit "joke" and had better be finished. I quit /tv/ years ago because of the sheer mass of worthless content that began appearing after around 2010.

>>31521
>>>/8ch/
unironically

>>31521
nice blog dick cock maybe when you're done huffing shlong you can come over and polish my knob for old times sake ;)

>>31729
count me in big boy no homo

>>31737
>no homo
only a fag would assume it would be gay, fag

>>31521
anyone remember deep&edgy?

>>31521
>Can't spare a Saturday for obscure joke-posting
Start a diary desu

>>31365
/fap/ shouldn't be that high

>>31365
Definitely need to swap /mlpol/ and /fap/. The Horsefuckers were exactly the dose of chemo that /pol/ needed to chase out all the redditors and shills shitting up the board. /pol/ hasn't had such good content in years.

>mlpol is no longer
>fitlit still up
wat