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Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:01:21 2012 No.2944520 [DELETED]

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mirin' /lit/ game? (got this from another board):

Happened yday
>innaWaterstones
>trying to find a book i desperately want
>8/10 shopgirl in tight ass-pooping smart trousers asks if I need a help
>'How long have you got?'
>She laughes, I feel good. Alphority rising
>'I'm looking for A Roadside Picnic by-'
>'Those russain brothers, right? Stru-Strugasky'
>'Yeah, Strugatsky'
>'We don't have it. It's not popular enough to stock. I ended up getting it off Amazon'
>'Yeah, but I'm lazy and can't be arsed to wait.' lolz ensued
>Her stomach growls like a bear. 'Hungry much?'
>'Y-yeah..', she seems embarrased.
>'I have fuck all food in the flat so I may have to eat out. What time do you get off?'
>'U-Umm 6.'
>'How about you keep me company then?'
>'Alright!'
>'Sweet. I'll meet you here at 6 then', walking away.
>'Okay! Bye!', waves retardedly at me like chicks do.
Dinner was cool. Took her to a nice little Korean place that's fairly cheap but amazing.
Mainly talked about books. She did Lit at uni and I'm fairly well read.
Awesome times. Walked her to the tube after. Goodnight kiss on the cheek and her number. She free on Saturday...

does /lit/ have any /lit/ related stories? preferably ones involving picking up girls

pic unrelated. last book I read

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:14:45 2012 No.2944543 File: 18 KB, 633x758, feel.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw no qt well-read gf

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Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:14:45 2012 No.2944542
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Considering the fact that she goes to Waterstones every day and repeats this with every neckbeard she can zero in on, later taking the food home to regurgitating mother-bird style to her nigger boyfriend, no I'm not really mirin [sic].

Welcome to /lit/.
Now get the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:15:45 2012 No.2944546 >>2944542 >taking the food home to regurgitating mother-bird style this thread just got a whole lot more interesting

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:24:48 2012 No.2944560 >>2944542 what? the girl was working at the store. what was she repeating?

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:24:48 2012 No.2944561 File: 54 KB, 163x204, 1344847499761.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well, I for one, am happy for you, OP. Best of luck to you and your lit girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:26:48 2012 No.2944564 >>2944561 not me, I got it from another board

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Anonymous Thu Aug 30 22:34:48 2012 No.2944580

>>2944542

Thanks man, that's the funniest mental image I've had in the last couple of days.

>>2944520

>Talking to my fiance
>'So I'm reading this Titus Groan book and-'
>'Sorry love, I don't really care about that sort of book'

Hold onto her and never let her go OP.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 00:07:03 2012 No.2944822 >>2944520 >A Roadside Picnic That book was fucking boring.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 00:13:15 2012 No.2944834 >not buying a DFW book The answer's no OP, I certainly am not mirin'

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 03:49:12 2012 No.2945211 >>2944520 >8/10 shopgirl in tight ass-pooping smart trousers asks if I need a help

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 05:45:29 2012 No.2945333 >>2945211 Obviously the reason why the guy posted a Joyce pic.

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Anonymous Fri Aug 31 06:15:34 2012 No.2945384
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>>2944520
I once talked a half hour train ride with some pretty 18 year old lit student girl about books and philosophy and then we walked across the platform and I went "well, bye" and took the escalator and when I looked back I saw her standing absolutely dumbfounded that I didn't ask her number or something.

Then I went to a bar and drunk with my friends in a misogynistic manner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 07:33:32 2012 No.2945489 File: 15 KB, 430x320, americanpsycho2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2945333 >>2945211 >>2944822

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 09:28:14 2012 No.2945736 >>2945489 >89 SoClose

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 09:56:40 2012 No.2945798 >>2944542 You just made my entire day better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 31 10:06:32 2012 No.2945818 File: 1.93 MB, 185x171, 1345236330899.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>2944542 >>2944542 What am I reading

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Anonymous Fri Aug 31 10:21:34 2012 No.2945839

This is a good thread.

I don't know how many book store sluts I've fallen in love with in the space of five minutes and then fallen out of love with when I left the store with a solid erection in my pants.

In fact, I've been banned from a few stores for harassing the assistants, esp. after I found out how middlebrow their shit was.