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Stoya presents: How to Read Books.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=PQuT-Xfyk3o

>> No.2876865

Is she on a sybian or something?

>> No.2876870

5:30 No need to thank me.

>> No.2876872
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>>2876865
One of these.

>> No.2876878

boring

watch this instead http://fapdu.com/hot-ass-missalice-18

>> No.2876885

comments are not allowed
I can't share my insightful remarks

>> No.2876892

>>2876878
That doesn't even have books.

>> No.2876900

>>2876885
Post them here.

>> No.2876917

>>2876900
thanks

tits or gtfo

>> No.2876921

Literature Porn Thread?

http://www.pornrabbit.com/video/19619579/librarian-gets-fucked-in-da-books?aid=276&utm_source=pb
web&utm_medium=plug&utm_campaign=pbweb

>> No.2878447

Yes.

>> No.2879071

Book sounded pretty bad, but Stoya could read me Twilight and I'd be all ears.

>> No.2879571

I read for pleasure and seems like Stoya does as well.

>> No.2879641

>>2876861
This was the best porn I've ever seen. Well, pseudo-porn. More please.

>> No.2879920

Am I the only one who liked the book?

>> No.2879941

she says every sentence with the exact same cadence ... and i check wikipedia and she is serb???????? fuck this video

>> No.2879948
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2879948

The desperate efforts of pornstars to break into the mainstream is equal parts hilarious and depressing.

They're worse than wrestlers.

>> No.2879960

>>2879948
>They're worse than wrestlers

And less successful, even wrestlers are shown a modicum of respect.

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>>2879948
But porn stars have broken into the mainstream; it might've been more common in the 70's but it's still not impossible. Cannibal Holocaust had a cast that included porn stars and might not have come off the ground if they only looked for "respectable" talents. It's probably not the best example but it's the most memorable to me and my point is that low-budget films need low-budget yet experienced actors. You'll just have to transfer your shame somewhere else. Besides, The Magic of Reality was more shameless pornography than anything Stoya's done.

The reading itself is pretty dull, but I've heard worse. I know there's a list out somewhere of porn stars that are known for their interest in literature but the source escapes me. Something about "the internet's girlfriend" but fuck if I know who that is.

also
>>2876921
>"This is a liberry, you have to be quiet"
Unfortunately the part where he masturbates in the middle of the liberry is all too realistic.

>> No.2880071

>>2879948
yfw kim kardashian

>> No.2880074

>>2880058

Getting a part in Cannibal Holocaust is really not what I'd call mainstream success.

>> No.2880098

>>2880058
Traci Lords is probably one of the very few examples of a pornstar crossing over with a certain degree of success.

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>>2880098


ahem. pic related.

>> No.2880118

>>2880107

how many of those kids do you think she could fit up her pooper?

>> No.2880120

>>2880118
None. Anuses don't work like that.

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>>2880118
>>2880118

She doesn't put things in her pooper anymore (unfortunately) - she's gone all legit ;_;

>> No.2880182

The phrase "I am death" is used at least three times, the prose is lacklustre.

She's fucking smoking but I would not attempt a serious discussion with somebody using such a gimmick.

>> No.2880186

>>2880182
The novel is by some alt.lit author who appears to be a massive hack.

>> No.2880204

>>2880182
I found her blog or tumblr once and she was surprisingly literate. Her posts, while not amazingly well-written, were much better written than you'd expect a porn-star's to be.

>> No.2880221

My fucking dick, jesus.

>> No.2880232

>/lit/ - Porn

>> No.2880275
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2880275

The thing that gets me about Sasha Grey and this girl acting like intellectuals and trying to prove that there's nothing wrong with being a pornstar, is that they actually prove that they're not comfortable with the labels they are trying to transcend and redifine by "embracing".

If they knew what they were actually capable of, they would try to redefine their own medium, maybe making some emotionally enthralling or whimsically artistic softporn rather than pretendingto enjoy existentialism and transgressive literature in order to "make up" for sucking so many dicks on camera. If they tried, maybe they could help sensual mediums gain respect with the intellectual crowd, which would be hilarious and amazing.

>> No.2880276

>>2879948
You do realize Maria Ozawa (Half-Jap, Half-Yank) is the most popular mainstream actress in Indonesia and very famous in Japan, despite her being a pornstar?

>> No.2880298

>>2880232
Every board on this site could talk about porn for days.

>> No.2880331

>>2880275
Lar von Tier produced arthouse porn that was considered so artistically relevant that it got pornography legalized in Norway.

>> No.2880339

>>2880331
Norwegian politicians are notoriously uninformed in general.

>Pornography is legal
>Prostitution is illegal
>Steroids are illegal

Fuck this shit.
Sincerely,
A Norwegian

>> No.2880362

>>2880339

What's the matter, Knut, wanna fuck some whores and become a 'roid beast?

>> No.2880370

>>2880362
No, those are just examples of silly laws that exist purely due to ignorance.

>> No.2880375

>>2880370

What's wrong with pornography being legal?

>> No.2880385

>>2880375
Sorry, I should have phrased my argument better. The notion of it being legal to produce porn (getting paid to fuck on camera) whilst prostitution (getting paid to fuck in general) is not, is ridiculous.

>> No.2880421

>>2880385
Just to back you up, most pornstars are prostitutes anyway. 'Acting' in pornographic productions is just a means to promote their escorting business.

>> No.2881088

>>2880421
"most" is a pretty broad claim.

I highly doubt that "most" pornstars are prostitutes.
but they are mostly drug addicted whores with mental issues.
That's what happens with the breakdown of society and traditional marriage.

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>>2881088

>That's what happens with the breakdown of society and traditional marriage.

What the FUCK are you on about?

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>>2879948
Yeah, I'm not sure why some even go into porn thinking it's a gateway to mainstream stardom.

>>2880058
Some of the sting has been taken out of "porn star" when used by the mainstream but it's still relatively maligned.

>>2880098
>Traci Lords
Wut? She's the paragon of delusion. The few low-budget things she did earlier and a bit part in Zack & Miri isn't a career.

>>2880275
The sexuality studies I've encountered in university thus far has mostly been comprised of musty old feminists living vicariously through strippers and porn stars, assigning some kind of "transcendence" from society's gender cues, disregarding the fact that both professions are -about 98% of the time- taken up because, hey, money.

>> No.2881659

>>2881653
I just realized this all made me sound quite aligned against porn -it's just the opposite really. In fact, don't tell anyone, but I toyed with possibly doing porn myself, but in the end I don't think I could jeopardize a future career e,e, that teacher that got fired from Oxnard for doing porn (which is illegal) years before.

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2881736

Stop equating pornography with prostitution. There's a world of difference

>The notion of it being legal to produce porn (getting paid to fuck on camera) whilst prostitution (getting paid to fuck in general) is not, is ridiculous.
>(getting paid to fuck in general)
Nonsense. You don't know how prostitution works.

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2881737

>people recognising her as a porn-star right away

philistines

>> No.2881784

>>2881737
>not recognizing based Stoya.

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>http://www.youtube.com/user/billywatson3

This channel is kinda interesting. This guy interviews porn stars and they kinda explain (and I mean "kinda") why they got into porn. Not as funny as those interviews with Kassem G, but he can be funny.

>> No.2881880

>>2881736

Could you elaborate?

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>>2881780

Aww yeah this is exactly the kind of shit I've been looking for.

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I've never seen the allure of pornographic film productions.

Every time I stumble upon them I just end up laughing.

>> No.2882099

O.o A girl enjoying herself is really hot. I get it now.