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Jane Austen?

>more like LAME Austen!

>> No.2872608
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HP Lovecraft?

>more like HP LAMEcraft!

>> No.2872610
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James Joyce?

>more like Lames Joyce.

>> No.2872611

James Joyce?

>>more like LAME's Joyce!

>> No.2872612

George Moore?

>more like George Snore!

>> No.2872614
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>> No.2872617
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Evelyn Waugh?

>more like Evelyn BORE!

>> No.2872618

>>2872614
Is that journalist Jeremy Clarkson? Or Lamerist Lamery Lameson?

>> No.2872620

F. Scott Fitzgerald?

>More like F. Scott FitzTERRIBLEd

>> No.2872621

...

>> No.2872622

Samuel Beckett?

>More like Samuel HORSESHITT

>> No.2872623
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John Kennedy Toole?

>more like John Lame Mule!

>> No.2872625

Charlotte Brontë?

>More like Charlotte ËVËRYTHINGSHËWROTËISSHIT

>> No.2872626
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Shakespeare?

>more like ShakeSHIT

>> No.2872630

Alexander Pope?

>More like Alexander NOPE!

>> No.2872633
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Jack Kerouac?

>more like Jack Talentless Hack!

>> No.2872634

This thread?
More like fuck this thread

>> No.2872635

Homer?

>More like LAMEr!

>> No.2872637
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E M Forster?

>more like E M Snorester!

>> No.2872640

Marcel Proust?

>more like Arse-selling Poof!

>> No.2872641
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Mikhail Lurmentov?

>more like All Hail Lame-mentov!

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PK Dick?

>more like Not Very Unique!

>> No.2872644

>>2872642
Gustave Flaubert?

>More like Gustave Don't care

>> No.2872649

J.K. Rowling?
More like J.K. Rolling in Money!

>> No.2872656

>>2872642
Philip K Dick

>More like Philip, A Dick

>> No.2872657

/lit/?

>more like /shit/

>> No.2872690

Cormac McCarthy?

>more like SNOREmac McCarthy!

Seriously he's a bad writer

>> No.2872693
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>>2872690

>McCarthy
>bad

Pick one. Forever.

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>>2872656
Hey, buddy. Too far. That shit ain't cool.

>> No.2872712

>>2872708
What about "Phil-Eat A Dick"?

>> No.2872714

>>2872693

Cormac McCarthy

>more like Cormac McFarty!

>> No.2872715

Umberto Eco?

>more like Umberto EUNUCH

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>>2872712
P-please stop.

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>>2872715

>> No.2872719

>>2872717
George Orwell?

>More like George BOREwell

>> No.2872720

>>2872633
It's funny because it's true.

>> No.2872721

Franz kafka?

>more like franz ur moms kafka

>> No.2872725

>>2872721
w-what?

>> No.2872727

Ayn Rand?

>More like AYN RAND!

>> No.2872728

Tolstoy?

>more like toldstory

>> No.2872737

>>2872727
more like Ayn Grand

>> No.2872741

>>2872737

more like Ayn Bland

>> No.2872748

>>2872741
more like Ayn't it Grand?

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>>2872741
more like ayn randy

>> No.2872788

more like the ugliest goddamned bitch the world has ever seen.

>> No.2872795

is this pasta? cause dear god i lold.

>> No.2872807

H. G. Wells?

>more like H. G. Smells!

>> No.2872816
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>>2872795

My sister has a bookshelf and a few years ago we got drunk and took turns going through the authors and renaming them in this style.

Hi ERICA!

(This is OP responding in case you were wondering)

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Anthony Fantano

>more like Anthony FATSKELETON

>> No.2872822

Alexandre Dumas

>more like Alexandre Dumb-ass

>> No.2872823

>>2872819
/mu/ pls go

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>>2872819

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Gai Waterhouse?

>more like
Ummm
>more like homosexual dihydrogen monoxide dwelling!

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>>2872832

>more like Miss Makes Me Sick!

>> No.2872839

Marian Keyes

More like Marian Skeeze!

>> No.2872850
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Paris Hilton

>more like Penis Wilting!

>> No.2872856
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Sándor Márai?

>more like Sand got in my eye!

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Ernest Hemingway?

>More like fucking asshole!

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David Foster Wallace?

>more like David 'no discernable talent' Faggot Walrus

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>>2872850
>tongue in chic

>> No.2872885
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Isaac Asimov?

>more I-IS-A-TWAT TWATIMOV

>> No.2872887

Aldous Huxley

>More like Aldous HACKley

>> No.2872894

>>2872885
Oh god, I forgot to say 'like'. Fuck my life.

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Arthur Miller

More like Barfer Mildew

>> No.2872898
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Voltaire ?

>MOAR LIKE VOLMERDE

>> No.2872910

>>2872898

>whom*

>> No.2872917

>>2872910
Only the second 'who' though, the first is fine.

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Aleksander Solzhenitsyn?
>more like Aleksander Shonky-syntax!

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>>2872917

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Seamus Heaney? More like LAMEus Not-Too-Keen-ey!

>> No.2872949

Virginia Wool? More like Virgin Bitch!

>> No.2872962

>>2872949
Edgar Allen Poe?
More like Eater of all poo

>> No.2872970

>>2872943


>>Seamus Heaney?

More like Shameless Meany!

>> No.2872982

George Orwell?

>More like George BOREwell

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Nicolas Machiavel ?

How about MachiaSSHOLE

>> No.2873059

And last but Not least

Ernest HeminghGAY

>> No.2873060

>>2872982

>tfw thought of this but thought it was too stupid to post

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Ayn Rand?

>more like Lame Bland!

>> No.2873092

>>2872835
Okay, Miss ChokesonROCKS!

>> No.2873458

Jorge Luis Borges?

more like Jorge Luis BORED

>> No.2873470

Arthur Schopenhauer?

>more like Arthur NOPEnhauer!

>> No.2873484

This thread has all of my lols.