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So I'm reading The Awakening for a class, and I come across this.

"A book had gone the rounds of the pension. When it came her turn to read it, she did so with profound astonishment. She felt moved to read the book in secret and solitude, though none of the others had done so,—to hide it from view at the sound of approaching footsteps. It was openly criticised and freely discussed at table. Mrs. Pontellier gave over being astonished, and concluded that wonders would never cease"

This made me think of 50 Shades of Gray. A book tons of women are reading are openly reading and talking about with each other. Then one woman reads is like OMG WAT R THEY DOING? WHY IS EVERYONE READING THIS AND SO CAREFREE ABOUT IT? WHY CAN'T I STOP READING THIS? IT IS UNBECOMING OF A LADY. *SCHLICK* *SCHLICK* SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK*SCHLICK* *SCHLICK* OH DEAR!

TL;DR: Open discussion of "taboo" subjects. Is it empowering?

>> No.2861500
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2861500

WTF is this post

>> No.2861502

I've started carrying around hardcore pornography just so I can sit and read it next to any woman I see with a copy of 50 shades.

>> No.2861508

>>2861502
It's either going to get me arrested or laid, I'm game to see which happens first.

>> No.2861512

>>2861502
Is that true? I hope it's true.
I want to hear more.

>> No.2861514

>>2861502
What sort of results does that get you?

>> No.2861515

>*schlick*
reddit pls go

>> No.2861531

>>2861512
>>2861514
Annoyingly I've not seen anyone with a copy since I started, but I'll report back when I do. I usually see it on the tube but there's not much space for people to sit and read during the Olympics.

>> No.2861535

>>2861515
Oh you.
fap and schlick originate from the same comic.

>> No.2861544

>>2861535
"Schlick" has been around since 2005.

>> No.2861547

>>2861535
and if you use either you should be at reddit you fucking idiot cunt fuck fag

>> No.2861553

>>2861544
Oops, I misspelled it.
It's shlick http://sexylosers.com/015.html
Year: 1999
That it is its origin.

>> No.2861557

>>2861535
I don't have a problem with the term schlick, it just indicates that the person who uses it probably browses reddit. Fap is used as a gender neutral term here.

>> No.2861558

>>2861547
Based on your language, you don't deserve to be on /lit/.
Truly you are a vulgar plebeian of most base stature.
Wallow in the filth of your vile discourse.

>> No.2861560

>>2861557
Because of ignorance and the superposition of the male status upon the female.

>> No.2861561

>>2861553
Hah. I was going to say "and probably earlier" but I couldn't prove it. Nicely done.

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2861562

>>2861560
>gender neutral term
>superposition of the male status upon the female

>> No.2861569

>>2861562
>fap
>gender neutral term

Let's greentext allllllll daaaaaaaaayyyyy

>> No.2861575

>>2861569
>fap
>not gender neutral
You clearly perceive the world in the traditional male-female dichotomised sense. DIE CIS SCUM

>> No.2861577
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2861577

>>2861575
>DIE CIS SCUM

Let's not do this. It's such a nice day today.

Oh, and I will never, ever stop calling people "sir" or "ma'am."

>> No.2861580

>>2861575
>a man masturbates
>the sound it makes is *fap fap fap*

>a woman masturbates
>the sound it makes is *fap fap fap*

There's a really easy shemale joke here, but I'm not going to be the one to tell it.

>> No.2861582

>tfw when you do a public reading of 120 Days of Sodom to elementary school kids

>> No.2861587

>>2861580
>a shemale masturbates
>the sound it makes is "oh fuck, i hate my body! why wont this thing go down!?"

>> No.2861609

But what is the sound of anal masturbation and does it different between the sexes?

>> No.2861615

>>2861609
A low pitched grunt for a male. A slightly higher pitched low pitched grunt for a female.

>> No.2861728

This thread made me check my privilege.