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Authors who are about to die.

Betting pools for authors who are about to die.

John Barth
Don DeLillo
Thomas Pynchon (possibly already deceased)

Please contribute your own contenders.

>> No.2830247

Gabriel Garcia Marquez.

He's not even writing anymore because he's loosing his mind. I doubt death is far off.

>> No.2830251

>>2830247
>loosing
-10 credibility points

>> No.2830252

McCarthy
Roth
Rushdie
McEwan

everyone's gonna die

>> No.2830254
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>> No.2830255

BLOOM

>> No.2830256

>>2830251
I'm not him.

Marquez has really lost it. It was on the news the other day, his brother was talking about it or something. He can't remember his shit, he can't think straight.

>> No.2830257

>>2830252
>Rushdie
What? He's 65, according to Wikipedia. Unless you think the fatwa against him is likely to be consummated...

>> No.2830259

>>2830252
>McEwan
Doubt it. He's only in his 60s, and he seems pretty fit.
On topic: Pratchett

>> No.2830262

>>2830257
There is that new video game...

>> No.2830261

William Gaddis, sadly...

>> No.2830263

>>2830261
Um, he died 14 years ago.

>> No.2830271

>>2830263
My bad. I was just going through a mental list of authors who ought to be really old by now. Haven't read him in 2 decades, but his is the first name that came to mind. Man, I'm bummed out to learn about this here.

>> No.2830279

Christopher Hitchens.

>> No.2830297

>>2830279

isn't he already dead?

I vouch Paolini.

>> No.2830309

Ursula Le Guin

>> No.2830324

Edgar Allan Poe

>> No.2830328

Richard Adams, he's the oldest living author I can think of right now

Clive Barker seems to be getting hospitalized every few months and used to smoke like a chimney so...I'm at least hoping he'll stick around long enough so my inner twelve-year-old can complete the Abarat series.

>> No.2830336

Gore Vidal

>> No.2830352

>>2830297
I think that was the joke.