/lit/ - Literature

I was going to put tamagotchi

what does this have to do with books?

>>2799241
Nothing. But it has to do with creative thinking/writing

>>2799242
>>>/adv/

"a sheep dog because i'm loyal and hard working and very cute," or something gay like that.

Fun restriction: Say 'sloth' and twist it so that would be an advantage.

>>2799236
A stray dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

>>2799246
Yeah I was going to put

"breed of dog" - hard-working, reliable

But I want to go for something funny or alarming

Hamster - Gay adult males enjoy using me as a sex prop

>>2799236
Fiyafly cause I be packin' heat

A rabbit because I have myxomatosis and eat my young when scared.

A Mudpuppy because you never lost your gills during puberty so can still breathe underwater.

Panda because I rarely if ever have sex

GayFish

Sea-cucumber because you turn inside out and projectile-vomit your entire stomach including the lining at predators.

Does a sex pet count?

What's with the chains in OP's pic?

>>2799278
It's a company called SoSorry or something. Basically schools or families experiencing guilt over slavery of African-Americans pay to be put in chains and paraded in public to show that guilt

>>2799236
Horse cause my dick be big peacock cause my swag is sick rooster for that cocky shit gorilla cause i smack a bitch

>>2799278
it's to teach kids about the horrors of slavery and to understand standards of living they wouldn't otherwise be familiar with but the extreme political right have conspiratorial ideas about white guilt, islamification and black supremacy

>>2799286
ha

OP here. Nothing I could actually use so far

>>2799298
Fuck off, we know your game.

>>>/pol/

I work in a pet store OP. Don't do it - it's horrible. Sure you may like animals and may go in with a sense of doing something you think you'll enjoy but as time goes on you'll end up hating customers for asking the same mundane questions and find yourself being damned if you do and damned if you dont. I used to give as much advice as possible and warn people against buying stuff but in the end, people dont listen.

I'm actually using it as a minor setting to my story I'm writing - just the mundane routine of work.

Honey Badger because if I want something I'm going to go for it head and teeth first, even if I know it's unreachable, I'll plunge into the guts of my objective and section its intestines with my furious jaws to consume and gain its power. Also, I like honey.

Husky Puppy. No explanation required.

>>2799263
>>2799265
>>2799266

Well played.

Dear Pet Store Proprietor,
It's obvious this question has no relevance w/r/t to my aptitude and suitability for this job, and I must conclude this is your suburban conception of irony implemented as a means of enlivening what must be a truly dreary, limited existence. I haven't time to waste entertaining you: If you're in the mood for distractions I suggest you seek female companionship, or stave off online porn for a week so that an aggregate queue of new exploitation allows for an entire day's worth of escapism--there are also robots now with very convincing wigs (anatomically correct, in case you become more than friends). So to answer your question, I would be an autistic.

>>2799392
mmfwcl

>>2799282
What? why?
The ones slaving africans are dead, and we did what was customary at the time. The africans would've done the same.

Hell, they've been doing it for decades before the whites came, so have the whites been enslaving each other for a long time.

Say cat. Then claim you're independent, self-reliant, yet can still work well with others.

If female employer:
Elk or Moose - great adaptability, large antlers (ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg), and often headhunted for your lean and protein filled meat.

>>2799286
go2bed icenigga