/lit/ - Literature

>from beginning too end
>too

Oh yeah, you're a genius.

I have an IQ of 119 and therefore will never be able to get on your level.

>come from family of geniuses
>i'm the smartest one

thread over

This is /sp/ copypasta.

>>2790158
>uses IQ as an intelligence measurement
Yeah, no.

>brags about being smart
again, no.

You're a show boater, but not intelligent. I bet those books you read from "beginning too[sic] end' are 'classics' and other such books that you've been told are intellectual property.

You know what you are? A tool. The worst kind of tool, a tool who could have been something, a tool who instead of taking the time to do something productive followed the state approved 'intellectual' path. They lied to you friend. You're no better than the uneducated man that watches Jersey Shore and works in Denny's.

>Tested IQ of 128 (>tfw sasha grey is a few iq points higher than you)
>Speak two languages, used to speak arabic, but I can't anymore
>Still currently in high school
>Have had several of my short stories published

ITT: People post their so called "achievements" and circlejerk about how smart they are.

Yes i know someone is going to call me out for this but that's fine. Learning languages does not mean your smarter then someone also, neither does little school achievements.

I had my IQ tested as a child and it was in the upper 130s but I'm not a fucking jackass like you are.

>tfw graduated college at 19

>>2790197

>tfw could have graduated college at 19 but don't care about school enough.

Enjoy working for otheers

>Have completed honours in chemical engineering
>Read at least two book a weak, from beginning to end
>Speak four languages fluently
>Have won awards for debating at high school and university level and postuniversity level
>Regularly write columns for my national magazine
>Tested IQ of 140

>>2790206
This is why I love /lit/.

> summa cum laude in economegapyhsics
> Went to Yale College, Harvard
> write a book a week
> IQ too high to be measured
> now working teaching Stephen Hawking string theory

y'all niggers ain't got shit

>>2790177

>OP is future chemical engineer
>"could have been something"

> summa cum laude in cryptonecrobiophysioeconomegapyhsics
> Teach Yale College, Harvard
> Invent a new medium of conveying though every week
>Constantly get hit up by stoners, cause my IQ is so high.
> Now working on cloning a superior Stephen Hawking.

Ya'll foolios are in my domain

>>2790191

Fuck off, back to /mu/.

>>2790220
>"though"
(should be "thought")

>That's what I get for having my mind controlled robot butler that I invented type out my forum posts.

it is kind of a thing that anybody who talks about how smart they are without any sort of prompting or context (and if that, terribly reluctantly) is not really that smart

>>2790158
>No tested IQ.
>Read books, program vidya in my spare time.
>Know 5 computer languages, 1 spoken.
>How won nothing.
>Regularly spend all day doing nothing.

Seriously you guys, get on my level. It would make the world a worse place.

>>2790226


>My robot butler is no longer under my control and has developed its own free will. It is typing of its own mind.

> Just as I had invented it to do.

>>2790158
>doesn't even lift
>flabby-ass motherfucker who couldn't pull a 6/10+ if he tried
>has never fired an assault rifle in defense of his country

You are not a real man.

>speak binary in russian with a french accent.

Come on guys, get on my level

>Seven doctorates distributed such that I have mastered all sciences and most arts
>Write a series of powerful meditations on the human condition to be collected and published every week
>Fluent in 6 languages, including the secret one only geniuses know. Shieh hou don, baby.
>President of the Global Debate Association, an invitation only society
>Long-running sex advice column
>Tested IQ of 145.

Really, what have you been doing with your life?

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only >>2790237, master of all the things, could stop them ...

>>2790231

OP here, I'm actually also a 7x national muay thai champion and gf is pic related, however I didn't see either fact as relative to the topic of this thread.

this thread is pathetic

>>2790244
Pfft, Muay Thai is the Tao Lin of martial arts. Talk to me when you've mastered the concept of combat as pure physics in motion.

And you're girlfriend has asymmetrical eyebrows. 2/10, haven't fucked that low since I was 12.

>>2790244
>can't change the filename

1/10 try harder

>>2790217
>science ain't shit when the lizard men come.

>>2790158

Isn't /lit/ supposed to get better in the summer? What's with all these shitty trolls?